chewing the inside of your mouth

Eat for the health of it.

I have read article after article on why people chew the inside of the mouth. I recently have been bothered with it too. I have done it before and for some reason I quit but I never knew why. I did notice one thing though I tried drinking more water
(not fluids but water). Yes, I heard the same thing that liquid is liquid, but now I am drinking more water and I am not chewing so much. I am going to keep drinking more water and see what happens. I hope to write a follow up on this, especially if it really works.

I eat all natural but some times I happen to eat something that isn't and I get these reactions and it is a possibility that it could be related to chemicals, there are so many chemicals in our food. I hope I can find out. Try to eat all natural and drink plenty of filtered water. See if that works. You can find a lot of good recipes in my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Please order at:www.dorrancepublishing.com or call at:1-800-788-7654. It is also available at:BarnsandNoble.com, Books-a-million.com and Abebooks.com.

Laughter is healthy:

Two employees from the gas company were working on a house and the younger fella says to the older man,"Man you are getting old."

"That might be true but I can still outrun you."

"Lets have a race."

With that, they both start to run as fast as they can. They are doing a good job of keeping up with one another. They run around the first corner, the second corner and the third corner. As they came to the last corner, the younger fella sees this little old lady running as fast as she could. They are curious as to why she is running so they stop and ask her.

The lady responds," Well, you were at my house, checking the gas meter and I saw you both take off running so I thought I better get out of there too."

Vaginal infection

Eat for the health of it.

If you are prone to repeated vaginal infection, try eating more sea foods. Seafood has a lot of Iodine and other trace elements. This is very important to the internal organs and glands. And exercise is another important issue. If you don't have a lot of work around the house, maybe joining a YMCA and get into the arobics classes or swim. Of course eating healthy is one of the best things to do for your body and system.

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Laughter is Healthy:

A police officer was scheduled for all night duty at the station but being things were calm and slow he was sent home early. Not wanting to wake up his wife, he undresses in the dark and piles his close on the floor and starts to climb into bed when his wife sits up and says, "Oh dear, would you go to the all night drugstore on the corner and get me some aspirin? I have a splitting headache."

"Yes dear, I will be right back." He feels his way in the dark again, gets dressed and walks to the drugstore on the corner.

He arrives at the drugstore and the pharmcist askes,"Arn't you officer Haley from the police department?"

"Yes,I am.Why do you ask."

"I just wondered why you were dressed as a Fire Chief?"

Drugs and certain foods

Eat for the health of it.

For those who do not keep up with the news, you have to watch what drugs you take with certain foods. It's been out for some time that certain drugs you don't mix with grapefruit. I think that every drug should come with warnings, but maybe people fail to read the instructions if they do come with it. To be on the safe side you should ask your druggist about the drug you are taking and if there are foods that should not be used. Sometimes you just have to wait a couple of hours.

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Laughter is Healthy:

Maybe you heard this on the Jay Leno show, I think it is too funny. Jay asked the lady what her most embarassing moment was and she told him that she had met this man at a friends wedding and he asked to take her home after they had spent the evening getting acquainted. She wanted to go to the restroom but it was lined up and she decided that she could wait until she got home.When she got out side and the cold air hit her she wished she had gone but he was opening the door for her to get in and she felt she could make it home, but a few miles away she decided that nature was going to take it's course and she asked him to pull over so that she could go pee. He stopped and she got out in the snow which was rather slippery with her high heeled shoes. She got her panties down and for fear of slipping and falling in the snow she backed herself against the bumper of the car and did her job and as she attempted to stand up, she realized that the cold weather had frozen her butt to the bumper and she coudn't get it loose and after some time the fellow got out of the car to check on her and realizing that she was frozen fast and there wasn't any way but one that was going to get her loose. He unzipped his pants and began to pee on the bumper and her butt. Well she finally got loose and they ended up getting married. I thought this was funny enough to pass on.

Bad toothache?

Eat for the health of it.

Try crushing a few peanuts with a grinding rock and mixing it with some onion or garlic,crushed to a pulp with a grinding rock. Mix together into a paste and spread the mixture on a cloth to hold it in place on the aching tooth for several hours.
This will help until you can get to a dentist.

It's good to know some home health fixers just in case you get sick in the night or on weekends and you might be too far away from the hospital or if you are camping and you don't know where the hospital is.

And anytime you can fix something by all natural means you're really better off but there are certain things that you really need to go to a doctor or hospitalfor.

All natural cooking is really a better way to eat too because you get the vitamins and other essentials that you don't get from processed and artificial ingredients.

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Laughter is healthy:

This young fella lives next to the railroad and is impressed with the trains and decides that he wants a job on the railroad and the inspector is showing him around. He asks the young man what he would do if he saw that 2 trains were about to hit head on. The young man says,"I would switch the points for one of the two trains."
The inspector asks,"What if the lever broke?"
"Then I would run back into the signalbox and phone the next signal."
"What if the phone didn't work?"
"Well, in that case I would run to the corner and use the public phone."
"What if that one was broke?"
"Well, I guess in that case I would run into the village and get my uncle."
The inspector is taken by surprise and asks,"Why would you do that?"
"Because he has never seen a train crash."

Potassium-important

Eat for the health of it.

I never realized that the twitching in my face or neck had anything to do with a lack of potassium. I just recently read an artical about potassium and by eating potassium rich food, it can make the twitching stop. I have been eating a banana every day and I haven't had the twitching, so I learned something new. It's a good thing I really like bananas.

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Laughter is healthy:

Santa Claus, like all pilots,gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration. Knowing this, Santa has the elves wash the sled and bathe the reindeer. He has checked the paperwork and logbook. He waits for the FAA to examine all of his equipment and check out his flying skills.
When the examiner gets there he checks the harnesses,landing gear,the sled, and Rudolph's nose.He even had to weigh Santa.Santa nestle's in the seat and fastens his seat belt. As the examiner checks the compass, he hops in the other side carrying a shotgun.
Santa was naturally curious,"What is that for?"
The examiner winks at Santa and says,"I am not supposed to tell you this ahead of time, but you're going to lose an engine on takeoff.

hornet sting

Eat for the health of it.

I got stung by a hornet and that little devil stayed in my finger for quite awhile and I couldn't get him out. I quickly ran to find out what to do with it and I remembered that I had some meat tenderizer in the cupboard with MSG and I went to get it and someone apparently had thrown it out so I had some homemade brew of vinegar and banana peel and I put that on it and it did help. Also it says to use mud and I also used vinegar and listerine later on because the other was all used up. Whatever one worked the best, I really don't know I just wanted to keep it from swelling and it worked.

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Laughter is healthy:

This guy was sitting at the bar with his drink sitting in front of him when a biker tuffy comes in and sits down beside him and takes his beer and gulps it down then sets the empty glass down on the bar. He asks the guy, "How's your day?"

The guy answers,"Well, I guess this is the worst day of my life, I am a complete failure, I was late for a meeting,I got fired, my car was stolen, I have no insurance, I left my wallet in the cab, I sit here waiting for the poison to dissolve in my beer and you-you jackass, come along and drink the whole thing. But enough about me, how was your day?"

insect bites

Eat for the health of it.

I have used different things for insect bites, I guess it helps if you have something on hand like, lard and wood charcoal ashes or if you don't have the lard, use vasaline. One thing I have used on fire ant stings is MSG. Although I am very allergic to it if I eat it, it worked great for the ant bites. I immediately stompped my feet to remove them from my feet and legs and then I grabbed the container of MSG ( which I had saved for that purpose) I went to the bathroom and turned on the faucet and wet my legs and feet then sprinkled them with MSG. I only had one bite that bothered me because I must have missed it.

Laughter is healthy:

Bert always wanted a pair of cowboy boots and one day he bought a pair. He takes off his clothes and puts his boots on and goes into the living room where his wife, Ethel, is at. He struts through the living room and stands in front of Ethel and asks,"Do you notice anything?" "Nope." Ethels says,"It is hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it will still be hanging down tomorrow."
Bert was furious,"Do you know why it is hanging down?"
"No, not a clue."
"Bert told her,"Well it's hanging down because it is looking at my new boots."
Without missing a beat Ethel says,"Shoulda bought a hat."

I'm not into the teething lotion anymore but I did hear of a new one that I hadn't heard of before . May be worth a try.

Eat for the health of it.

If the baby is crying with teething pain, try rubbing some fresh pineapple juice on the gums and if you don't have the fresh or can't buy any at that time then buy a can of pineapple. If you have a little one it would be good to have some on hand just in case.

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Laughter is healthy:You get what you pay for.

Adam was walking in the garden one day when God asks him, " Adam, what is wrong?"
Adam says,"Lord, I am lonely."
God told Adam,"I can fix that, I will give you someone that will cook for you, talk to you, help you, agree with you,and bear your children. The company will never have a headache and will always agree with you on any decision you make. But I have to tell you that it will cost you an arm and a leg."
Adam responds,"An arm and a leg? Wow." After thinking it over he asks,"Lord, what will I get with just a rib?"

Do you sweat a lot?

Eat for the health of it.

If you are a heavy sweater (well, sweat a lot) try some seaweed.

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Just a short cute story, this priest had a little kitten and he heard it crying and looked up in a tree but could not coax the little rascal down, so he tied a rope as far up in the tree as he could and tied the other end to his car and he thought by pulling the tree over a bit that he would then be able to reach the kitten. He tried but he couldn't reach the kitten so he decided to get back in his car and try to pull the tree a little farther and the rope broke and the kitten went flying. He searched around the house but didn't see the kitten so he decided to check the neighborhood. He walked down the street a ways and saw a little girl and her mother sitting on the porch, petting this little kitten and sure enough it was his kitten. The little girl was so happy with it that he didn't want to say anything, but the mother told him that the little girl had been asking for a kitten and she told her that, 'if God wants you to have a cat he will send you one, and sure enough this kitten came flying through the air so what could I say?"

Aloe Vera for sunburn

Eat for the health of it.

Maybe you aren't thinking of lying in the sun right now, unless you are in Florida. But if you do get sun burned well just get that bottle of Aloe Vera and slather it on. The sooner the better.

Did you know they have a new restaurant on the moon? The food is great but there is no atmosphere.

I know it's bad but I am tired and i am going to bed. 'Nite.

Just ajoke tonight

Eat for the health of it.

Laughter is healthy:

An old gold digger comes into town on his horse and as he climbs off his horse he sees this young whipper snapper stagger out of the bar. The young feller draws his gun from the holster and asks the old man if he ever learned to dance. The old gold digger said, "No, I guess I never had the urge to dance." The younger feller said,"Well, lets get those feet a hoppin man and let's see if you can dance." As the young fella started shooting toward the old man, the old man started jumping like greese in a frying pan. The young feller laughed as he pushed his gun in the holster and started down the street.

About that time the old man had grabbed his double barrelled shotgun. He called out to the young man,"Say there, young fella." The young man turns around and finds a double barrelled shotgun pointed right at him. The old man asked him,"Have you ever kissed a horses butt?"
The young feller said politely,"Well, no sir, but I always wanted to."

did you ever get food poisoning?

Eat for the health of it.

If you call it food poisoning or restaurant syndrome from maybe a not so clean restaurant, what ever, you want to get something in that stomach as fast as you can. I ate at a restaurant one time and I felt that the food just did not taste right and I was afraid it was spoiled so I called my waitress over and explained that I already swallowed some and I didn't want to get sick, so I asked her to bring me a glass of water and some apple cider vinegar, I drank it and I never got sick but I never ate there again either.

If you do eat some food that makes you sick, like vomiting, chills, fever, nausea or stomach cramps, try drinking some papaya juice or pear juice and drink some warm ginger tea for the chills and drink peppermint tea for stomach cramps. To stop the diarrhia mix three tablespoons of corn starch in a glass of water, drink quickly. It's good if you vomit because it clears your stomach of the stuff making you sick. To get your strength back, drink some warm beef broth or clear fish chowder.

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Laughter is healthy:
An elderly couple are killed in an auto accident. They were given a tour of the heaven by saint Peter. "Here is your ocean-side condo; over there are the swimming pools, tennis courts, lounges and the golf courses. If you need refreshments or food to eat, there are many bars around the area."

The old man looks at his wife and said, "Heck Gloria, if you hadn't made me eat all that healthfood, we could have been here ten years ago."

Do you know someone with mental illness?

Eat for the health of it.

All I can say is that if you do know someone with a mental illness, try to encourage them to eat all natural foods and drink plenty of good water, not the water that has clorine in it. If you have city water it does have chlorine in it but you can get a good filtering system installed and it's worth every penny.

I learned the hard way, before I knew that city water had chlorine in it, I broke out in a mass of pimples and leaky, crusty skin leasions. It was horrible.

Getting back to the diet for mental illness, please try to get that person to eat all natural foods and to eat three meals a day. You need to keep their blood sugar levels up. Drink plenty of fluids and try to keep those fluids as natural as you can. Natural fruit juices, filtered water, coffee, tea, lemonade, tomato juice, anything that is all natural.
Try supplements like, B-complex, Vitamin E, calcium, magnesium, potassium, boron, lithium and omega fatty acids.
Keeping your bowels moving regular is also important. If you have a problem with this, go to the health food store and get some laxative tea, I drink it every night and after awhile you will figure out that maybe you only need a half cup. I take 1 tea bag and I make 4 cups from that bag and I drink about a cup every night with some PURE honey. It works great. And just so you know this, you have to watch out for the honey now, some of these honey makers or distributers are cutting their honey with HFCS ( high fructose corn syrup). I didn't know that until I kept breaking out from that crap and I read the label on this bottle of honey and it read (contains HFCS) I called the waitress over and I told her,"I come to this restaurant because you serve home cooked meals and you say you don't use chemicals but did you know that your honey has HFCS in it?" She whisked that jar of honey off the table and took it back to the kitchen, she apologized and said she would get it taken care of. I also warned another couple of restaurants that serve honey that this is happening and they said they would watch for it. The ones you really have to watch out for are fast food places and other places that serve the little packets of honey, ( they are usually the ones that contain HFCS. Now some restaurants do have the containers and it will say pure honey, then you are okay.

I thank the people who have bought my book and are using it, and trying to eat all natural, you will be healthier if you do.
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Laughter is healthy:
Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation and the first guy asks the second guy, "How did you die?"
"I froze to death."
"That's awful, how does that feel?"
"At first it's uncomfortable, you get the shakes, pains in your fingers and toes. Then you get real calm and you ease into a sleep. How did you die?"
"I had a heart attack, you see, I knew my wife was cheating on me so I came home early and I ran upstairs and found her alone, knitting. I ran downstairs and into the basement but no-one was there either. I ran up the stairs again and went to the attic and as I got to the attic I had a heart attack and died.
The second man says," That's ironic."
"What do you mean?"
"If you had just stopped to look in the freezer, we would both still be alive."

painful menstruation?

Eat for the health of it.

Here I am again just telling you to eat that all natural stuff like cooked or raw vegetables. Eat high fiber foods, cooked or raw. I want to recommend cereals too but I also have to warn you to buy only all natural cereals. If you read the labels on cereal you will be surprised how many of them have HFCS (high fructose corn syrup) That stuff is like poison to me. I break out and itch and my under arms get just raw from that horrible stuff. I am hoping they take it off the market pretty soon.It is in so many things, it's hard not to eat it.

Fish oil is good for the cramps too. Cod liver oil is good too but you may want to take it with food. Eat plenty of fish. Try taking calcium and magnesium. Another would be vitamin B-12.Chamomile tea and red raspberry leaf tea. And if you have cramping use ginger root tea as a hot compress on your lower abdomen.

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Laughter is healthy:
A guy dies and goes to heaven and saint Peter says, "according to my records here sir, I can't find a thing that you have ever done to get you in to heaven."
"What do you mean?" the guy asks. "What about the old man that was being kicked around by those motorcycle thugs?"
"I am impressed but I don't have any record of that happening."
The guy says, "Yes, I kicked over a couple of bikes and told them to stop picking on this old man."
St Peter looks puzzled and asks." Are you sure you did this? There is no such record of that happening."
He answers,"Yes, I did and I kicked over a couple of their bikes and told them to pick on someone their own size."
Saint Peter says,I am certainly impressed. when did this happen?"
"Oh, about ten miutes ago."

having trouble with menopause?

Eat for the health of it.

Are you going through menopause and you don't know what to do about it? I have heard that oriental women do not have a problem with this and I have to say I never had a lot of trouble with it either. I guess I felt that I was eating all natural foods and that I am sure that helps a lot. Now they say that you shouldn't eat refined sugar and I always eat unbleached sugar, other things that you should stay away from are chocolate, alcohol,coffee and red meat. Try eating soy products like, tofu, miso, soybeans, yams or sweet potatoes, split peas, kidney beans, barley, oats,apples and other fresh fruits and vegetables. It's worth a try.

I guess I can't stress enough that eating all natural is going to help in so many ways. This processed foods that so many people try to live on can't be that good for you. I always think, why waste your money on the processed foods you can eat the box and get about the same nourishment. I know that is a little far fetched but this food that is so processed that all you have to do is swallow it and it's all digested. Your innerds get lazy because tgey have nothing to do.

Cooking really isn't that hard once you get the hang of it. I have a lot of real simple foods to fix in my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Also available at Bassettes Healthfood Store in Toledo, Ohio, between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway. Also available at: Books-a-million.com, and Amazonbooks.com and BarnsandNoble.com.

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Laughter is healthy:
As a new arrival at hells gate is brought before the devil by a demon, the devil tells the demon to put the man to work with a huge sledge hammer in forty-degree heat with 95% humidity. At the end of the day the devils checks on the man and he is smiling and singing as he pounds the rocks. He explains that he has worked hard like this all his life on his farm back in Pennsylvania. The devil tells his demon to turn up the heat and the humidity. He again checks on the man at the end of the day. The man tells the devil that it only reminds him of when he had to clean out the silo on his farm in the middle of August, on his farm in Pennsylvania.
The devil then tells the demon to lower the temperature to zero with a 40 mph wind. At the end of the next day, the devil thinks for sure he will find the man miserable.
Instead the man is singing and twirling his sledgehammer.
When the devil asked him why he was so delighted he answered, "Cold day in hell, the Eagles must have won the Super Bowl."

just a joke

Eat for the health of it.

A minister dies and he is waiting in line at the pearly gates. Ahead of him is a taxi driver, dressed casually in jeans, a bright colored shirt, sunglasses and a leather jacket.
Saint Peter asks the guy,"Who are you?"
The says, "I'm Joe the taxi driver."
St Peter checks his list; smiles and tells him, "Take this silk robe and golden staff and enter the kingdom of heaven."
The taxi-driver steps up and says, "I am Joseph, the pastor of Saint Mary's Church for forty years."
Saint Peter checks his list and says," Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the kingdom of heaven."
The minister asks,"Why is it the taxi driver got a golden staff and a silk robe?"
"Well," saint Peter says, "up here we work with results,"While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed,"

cancer of the blood or Leukemia

Eat for the health of it.

After you have a friend, relative or even someone that is close to someone you know that has leukemia and you think,"If only there was something I could do." Well, maybe there is. I have only heard about this but because it is all natural and it won't hurt you, it shouldn't hurt to try it. Dry pea leaves and stalks and cook with some water and add some Chlorella, that you can purchase at the healthfood store. Drink it and hopefully it will help get rid of the blood cancer. It would be best to go to a healthfood store and they may even have a concoction of this already brewed and ready to drink.
Watercress, a vegetable green, is also good made into a tea for cancer of the respiratory system.You can also eat it raw or in soups. You can see why they encourage people to eat fruits and vegetables. Always eat fresh fruits and vegetables. And now they are saying that you should eat fresh fruit before your meal and that helps with digestion.

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Laughter is healthy:

An elderly woman enters the bank with a purse full of money; she explains to the teller that she has a lot of money to deposit but would rather talk to the president of the bank. The teller sees that the woman is quite persistant and decides to take her to the presidents office.
The president asks the lady why she thought she had to talk to him. She explained that she felt safer coming to his office with $165,000.
The president is very curious and asks the lady where she got that kind of money. The old lady explains that she makes bets with people and she has been doing quite well with that.
The president asks the lady what type of bets she makes and she explained."I simply make a bet like say,I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."
The president thought for a minute and said,"I'll take that bet."
The lady thought for a minute and says,"Okay, but I will bring my lawyer here tomorrow morning at 10:00, for my witness." They agreed and the lady left.
The next morning at 10:00 the old lady and her lawyer were there. They were escourted to the presidents office. The lady lay her $25,000 on the desk and told the president that he would have to prove to her that his testicles were not square. The president unzipped his pants and the old lady took them in her hand and examined them.
Just then the president noticed that her lawyer was looking a bit pale and was banging his head on the wall. The president asked the old lady why he was doing that and she said,"Well, maybe it's because I bet him $100,000 that by ten o'clock this morning that I would be holding the bank presidents testicles in my hands.

what to do about lice

Eat for the health of it.

I know you don't hear much about lice anymore but when you get it then it's: what do I do now? You can probably go to the doctor and get some expensive concoction or you can use what my mother used on us when we got them. My mother used turpentine on our heads and she wrapped our head with some type of cover and it was gone over night. I only remembered having them one time, that was enough.

Are your eyes sensitive to light? Try eating figs.

Want to stimulate the brain? try making a cup of tea with basil leaves and flavor with a pinch of black pepper and a bit of sea salt to taste.

With all the chemicals that they are adding to our food supply it's a wonder anyone feels good anymore. I am glad they have health food stores to buy things that I can eat that won't cause me to itch or cause other ailments like hives or cramps etc.

If you know anyone that has trouble with allergies to food additives please tell them about my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Also available at:Bassettes Healthfood store in Toledo, Ohio, on Secor Road between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway. Also check at Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com and Amazonbooks.com.

If you are looking for a great novel please try , 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0. Please order at www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com and now available at: Books-a-million.com, ISBN# 978-1587366010 and BarnsandNoble.com ISBN# 978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

An old maid lives in a small village but in spite of her old age she is still a virgin and she was so proud of that, that she talked to the under taker and told him she wanted an inscription on her tombstone,"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin and died as a virgin."
A few days later the old lady died and the undertaker tells his men to inscribe what the lady wanted on her tombstone. The men go to carve the tombstone and being lazy they decided that noone would check it out anyway so they shortened up with the inscription:'Returned unopened'.

are you lactose intolerent?

Eat for the health of it.

I'm not but I have a brother that is and I will have to see that he gets this message. If you use mabanga or Kola nut cooked in a cup of water and drink before consuming milk or milk products it will help. Can't find the mabanga or kola nut? Try using a cup of black coffee or a 1/2 can of cola drink before consuming the milk or milk products. Hey, it's worth the try. If you want to learn more about all natural cooking, try GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Available at:www.dorrancepublishing.com or phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Also available at:Bassettes Healthfood Store in Toledo, Ohio, on Secor Road between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway. Also at: Books-a-million.com or BarnsandNoble.com and Amazonbooks.com

People should really try to use as much all natural foods as possible. Believe me, I know it's hard to find all natural foods anymore. They are putting so much of that HFCS in everything and now they are going to rename it to try to keep people confused, they are going to call it CORN SUGAR. Well they won't fool me because all I need is a small amount of that crap in my food and I am itching.

If you want to eat all natural, please try my all natural cookbook.

Laughter is healthy:

A fine funeral was held for an old lady that had made her husband's life absolutely misserable, she had made her own children mad at her by trying to run their lives, plus she scrapped with all of her neighbors. She even scared the cats and dogs with her violent temper.Finely at the funeral as they lowered her casket into the grave, a violent thunderstorm came up, the preacher's benedictions was interrupted by a bolt of lightening and followed by a horrible thunder.

Her husband spoke up and said, "Well, I guess she got there alright."

just a joke

Eat for the health of it.

An 85 year old man goes to the doctor and he orders a sperm count. they hand him a small bottle to get the sample and to bring it back the next day. He brings the still empty bottle and tells the doctor, "I am sorry but I asked my wife to help me, she tried with her left hand and then her right hand and she removed her teeth and tried again and still nothing so we asked the neighbor lady too, but still nothing.

The doctor bursts out laughing and asks,"You asked the neighbor lady?"

"Yep, no matter how hard we tried, we could not get that bottle open."

Maybe just a joke

Eat for the health of it.

My computer has been very sick for about 2 or 3 weeks now. I finally got it back. I haven't got the bill on it yet.

Mavis and Liz were living in a retirement home, when a new man came on the scene. Mavis nudged Liz and commented about the nice looking fellow and she wanted her to get aquainted with him.

"Now," says Liz, "you know how shy I am, why don't you go and find out more about him."

Mavis agrees and she walks over to talk to him. "Excuse me sir, I hope I'm not prying, but my friend and I were wondering why you look so lonely."

"Of course I am lonely," he responds,"I've spent the past twenty years in prison."

"You're kidding! What for?"

"For killing my third wife."

"What happened to your second wife?"

"I shot her."

"And, may I ask, your first wife?"

"We had a fight and she fell off a building."

"Oh my," she says and turns to her friend and shouts,"Yoo hoo,Liz,he's single."

Bags under your eyes?

Eat for the health of it.

Use tea bags to help get rid of the bags under your eyes. You can use them just to rest your eyes too. My eyes get sort of dry and sometimes they feel like they have sand in them. I have been making a small pot of tea to drink and I use the tea bag then for my eyes. The only thing is I have been using the tea for gentle laxative so I'm not sure what that will do for my eyes, I hope they don't turn brown. Over the years I have used different kinds of tea bags but they really recommend Black Tea or Green Tea. Right now I don't have any Black or Green Tea bags so I'll use what I have and see what happens.

I'm still recommending my all natural cookbook: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Also available at:Bassettes Healthfood store in Toledo, Ohio, on Secor Road between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway. Also check out Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com,and Amazonbooks.com.

Looking for a good novel? May I suggest: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN# 1-58736-601-0. Please order at:www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, and now at: Books-a-million.com and BarnsandNoble.com ISBN#978- 1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

An elderly lady was sitting in her porch swing with her cat and she was polishing an old lamp that she had found in her attic. All of a sudden a genie pops out and asks her what she wanted to wish for and he also told her she had three wishes.

The old lady thought for awhile and said, "I would like to be young again, and I would like to have lots of money and I would like my cat to become a charming prince."
POOF!!! She is twenty years old, she is filthy rich and her cat becomes a handsome prince. As she melts into his arms, he whispers to her,"I'll bet you are sorry now that you had me neutered."

Cure for bedsores and other sores

Eat for the health of it.

Now, I wish I had known this when I first got this purpura. I am sure I told you about getting this purpura, if not or if you did, here it is again. I have allergies to all of those nasty chemicals that they put in our food and also the additive in medication (or really it's in the filler." Even though I had told the drugstore over and over that I have to have the regular name brand drugs, they still gave me fexofenadine instead of the Allegra so when I took them for the allergic reactions I was having, either from the chemicals in the food or the wrong medicine or both, I didn't know that I was taking the wrong medicine because they looked alike.
If I had heard about this I sure would have tried this recipe. Just use fresh milk from the cow (one teasoon) and add a tablespoon of honey and spread it on the sore. Some people do use fresh milk from cows, or sheep or even a goat.(If you have access to the fresh milk).

Remember my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, Available at: www.wheatmark.com. or phone at:1-800-788-7654.If you are in Toledo, Ohio, you may buy one from Bassettes Healthfood store on Secor Road. You also may get your book at:Books-a-million.com and Barnsand Noble.com.

Laughter is healthy:

Two old geezers were walking down the street when all of a sudden they came up with the idea to visit a Brothel. They go to the door and the madam asks what they want and they said they each wanted a woman. The madam could hardly keep a straight face as she told one of her girls to bring her two of the inflatable dolls. She thought to herself,'These guys won't know the difference'

She places an inflatable doll in each bed and as she reaches for the money she say, "The girls are ready and waiting in the bed for you."

The guys each went to there rooms and climbed into bed with their 'dolls'

A while later the two men went outside of the Brothel and the first guy says," I think the girl was dead that I was with. She never made a move or talk all the time I was there."
The second guy said,"I think my woman was a witch."
"What makes you say that?"
While I was making love to her, I bit her on the neck and she passed gas and flew out the window--and she took my teeth with her."

Bad Breath?

Eat for the health of it.

If you want to clean your breath in a hurry you can chew gum, suck on a cough drop, I like Smith Brothers but probably anyone of them will do. Parsley is good too. You may not carry parsley with you, but you could.

Soo much to do these days so I haven't been keeping up very well. Please keep in mind my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Author Teresa Thompson, available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Also available at:Bassettes Healthfood Store on Secor Road in Toledo, Ohio, between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway. Also check on Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com, and Amazonbooks.com.

If you are looking for a good book to read please try: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN# 1-58736-601-0. Please order at:www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, and now available at: Books-a-million.com and BarnsandNoble.com, # 978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctors permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down for an hour. But by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over with.

I know it's bad. Try another one.

A grandma was riding her bike with her granddaughter,and as they rested in the park the granmother said, "In ten years, you won't want to ride bikes with me, you will want to ride with your friends."
The granddaughter innocently answered, "Grandma, it won't make any difference because in ten years you'll be too old to ride a bike anyway."

leg pain or leg cramps

Eat for the health of it.

They say to drink a warm strong tea like lemonbalm or citronelle and spearmint tea, and soak in a hot bath of these same teas.(this probably will help) Now you may think this sounds crazy, but I use a small bar of white soap and put it in my bed under the fitted sheet. I tell you, it really works for me. A couple of weeks ago my bar of soap broke in about three or four pieces so I threw it out but every day I would forget to put another one in there and yesterday morning I woke up with a horriffic pain or spasm in my leg. Well you better believe that I remembered to put that soap in there and this morning I did not wake up with a leg cramp. I think it has been about five years now that I have been doing this and it really works for me. I used to get cramps all the time.

I have been busy but I hope you remember my all natural cookbook: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, by Teresa Thompson. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Also available at:Bassettes Healthfood store in Toledo, Ohio, on Secor Road, between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway. Also check on Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com and Amazonbooks.com.

If you are looking for a great novel please try: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN#1-58736-601-0. Please order at:www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, and now Books-a-million.com ISBN# 978-1587366010. BarnsandNoble.com 978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

My neighbor tells me: I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, both knees replaced, prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear much, I take 40 different pills and they make me dizzy, out of breath and subject to blackouts. I have bouts of dimentia, poor circulation, I can hardly feel my hands or my feet. I can't remember if I am 85 or 90. I have lost all of my friends. But thank God, I can still drive my car.

Just a joke tonight

Eat for the health of it.

Just before the funeral service, the undertaker came up to the elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?"
"98," she replied. "Two years older than me."
"So you're 96," the undertaker commented.
She looks up at him and dryly responds, "Hardly worth going home,is it?"

just a joke tonight

Eat for the health of it.

A little boy greets his grandmother with a hug and says, "I am so happy to see you grandma. Now daddy will do the trick he has been promising us."

Naturally grandma is curious so she asks,"What trick is that my dear?"
The little boy answers, "I heard daddy say that if you came to visit again, he would climb the bloody walls."

LICE

Eat for the health of it.

Iwas surprised to see an article on turpentine used to kill lice. I remember as a child that my brother had lice that he picked up at school and I remember my mother putting this awful smelly stuff on his hair and I am sure it was turpentine, and yes it did work.

It's good to know healthy safe things to use for all kinds of ailments.

Don't forget to try my all natural cookbook. GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7.Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or phone at: 1-800-788-7654.

Laughter is healthy:

A police car pulls up in front of grandma's house and the policeman politely explains that the poor old gentleman was lost in the park.

"Oh dear," says grandma, "You've been going to that park for years."
The old man whispers,"I wasn't lost. I just didn't feel like walking home."

sore knees

Eat for the health of it.

Everyone hurts their knees sometime in there life, either by falling, kneeling too long, jumping, playing football even sitting with your feet back and knees bent. All you have to do is soak in a tub of hot water with a couple of cups of Epsom Salt, just dissolve the Epsom salt in a tub of hot water; crawl in and soak.

Remember my book: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-788-7654 Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Books-a-million.com,BarnsandNoble.com, Amazonbooks.com.

A great novel: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN31-58736-601-0. Available at: www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, Books-a-million.com, BarnandNoble.com, ISBN# 978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.One day while she was in bed with him her husband came home unexpectedly and she hollered," hurry crawl out the window, my husband is home." He grabbed his clothes and jumped out the window.

It was raining but he knew he had to do something but realized that the town was having a marathon race, so he just stepped right in with the group and started running with them. He was running with his clothes tucked under his arm.After a while one of the more curious runners caught up with him and asked,"Do you always run in the nude?"
"Oh, yes" he answered.
Another runner came up beside him and asked,"Do you always carry your clothes?"
"Of course I do, that way I can get dressed as soon as I reach the finish line."

A third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked,"Do you always wear condom when you run?"
Without hesitation he answered,"Nope, only when it rains."

joke only

Eat for the health of it.

A cab driver picks up a customer and is driving him to his destination when all of a sudden the guy taps the cab driver on his shoulder. The cab driver lets out a yell and scared the passenger. The guy apologizes to the cab driver. Then the cab driver says,"No,I'm sorry about that but you see I drove a hearse for twenty five years."

A helpful treatment for Jock itch

Eat for the health of it.

Well some people do have this problem and some people do not know what to do about it. So if you have it and you don't want it and you don't know what to do about it; take 2 Tablespoons baking soda and mix it with a teaspoon of goldenseal powder and sprinkle it on your skin and some on the underwear, and do this every day for at least two weeks. And another thing you can try is Colloidal silver. I break out under my arms from HFCS and I use this colloidal and it works for almost anything.

Please try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, also try Amazonbooks.com, Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com.
If you live near or in Toledo, Ohio, it is available at: Bassettes Healthfood Store on Secor road between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway.

If you are looking for a great novel that will keep you interested to the very end, why not try, 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN#1-58736-601-0. Please order at: www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, and now available at: Books-a-million.com, and BarnsandNoble.com ISBN# 978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

One night at the dinner table, this boy tells his father that his lizard is sick. He takes one look at the lizard and calls to his wife to take a look too. She says,"He is having a baby. He was supposed to be a boy."
The boy also exclaimes, "It can't bea girl, they are Bert and Ernie."
The father says to his wife,"I thought we said two boys and we didn't want them to multiply."
The wife sarcastically replies,"Was I supposed to post a sign in the cage?"
"No, but you were supposed to get two males."
"Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" Exclaimed the boy.
"Well, it's just hard to tell on some guys, you know," she informed her husband with a bit of sarcasm.
By then the rest of the family came to see what was going on.
"Kids, we are about to witness the miracle of birth."
The kids shreiked,"Oh, gross!"
The wife was more concerned as to what they would do with a family of lizzards.
As they peered at the lizzard struggling with what they thought was a foot that would come out and vanish a second later, the wife whispered,"It's breech."
The boy shouted,"Do something dad."
"Okay,Okay." He grabbed the little foot, giving it a little tug and it again disappeared.He tried several times with the same results.
The daughter said, "Call 911."
"Lets just take him to the vet."
As they drove; the son holding the cage and telling the lizard,"Breathe Ernie, Breathe."
His mother said, "I don't think lizzards do lamaze."
The vet took Ernie to the examining room and took a look at him with the magnifying glass.
The husband asks,"What do you think, doc, a C-section?"
He took the parents to the side and said,"He's fine, he isn't in labor. In fact, that will never happen because he is a male.And occasionally, as they mature, like most males, they, um..um.. masturbate.
So the wife asks, "Then he was just excited?"
"Exactly!" answered the vet.
There was a pause and silence. Then the wife began to laugh histerically.
"What's so funny?" Her husband asked.
As tears ran down her face she told her husband,"I can't help but laugh when I am picturing you pulling on that teeny little....

"That's enough." He thanked the vet and pushed his family toward the door as the vet handed him the bill.
As they left the vets office the boy said,"I know ernie is really thankful for what you did, dad."
The wife couldn't help saying,"You have no idea," as she continued to laugh.
2 Lizards: $140
Cage $50
Vet $30
Memory of her husband pulling on the lizzards winkie: Priceless!
Moral of the story: Pay attention in biology class: Lizards lay eggs.

Only time for a joke

Eat for the health of it.

Just had to do this important message.

You have more than likely heard about people that were abducted and their kidneys removed by black market organ theives. My thighs were stolen a few years ago, I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick and the replacements were like cooked oatmeal. I wondered who had my thighs and where the heck had mine gone to? I spent the whole summer looking for my thighs. I was hurt and angry and then decided I would spend the rest of my life in my jeans. And then the thieves struck again.

My butt was next. I knew it had to be the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they took earlier. My butt was attached at least 3 inches lower than my original, then I realized I would have to give up my jeans for a long skirt.
Then I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and I saw these things that looked more like wings flapping in the breeze. This was getting pretty scary- my body was being replaced a section at a time. What next?

My neck suddenly dissapeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, that's when I decided to tell all the women of the world to wake up and smell the coffee. Those plastic surgeons are using real body parts- stolen from you and me. The very next time someone you know gets something "lifted" look again - was it lifted from you?

Warn your friends. This is happening to women everywhere.

P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my boobs, I was lying in bed and realized they were gone!But when I jumped out of bed I realized they had been hiding in my armpits, now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

I thought this was too important not to pass on. Always remember to laugh! It's good for the heart and the wrinkles!! Now they have gotten into my closet and shrank all of my clothes. How do they do that???

Have you ever had Jet Lag?

Eat for the health of it.

I guess I never got jet lag so I didn't know how to take care of that but recently a friend had taken a flight from Anchorage to Chicago then caught a flight into Detroit, which is a long tiring flight. All she wanted was some coffee with caffeine in it and some soda with caffeine, so I am assuming that the caffeine works good for some things. It would keep me up all night if I drank either of those. She probably could have ate some chocolate too.

Laughter is healthy:

A man asked an American Indian what his wifes name was and he said,"Five Horses."
The man commented,"That is an unusual name for a woman, what does it mean?"

The Indian answered,"It old Indian name mean....Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag."

Later.....Too tired tonight. I don't need pop or coffee, just some sleep.

cooling your anger

Eat for the health of it.

Do you get angry at someone and say things you wish you hadn'd said? Try listening to some soft music, sit and sip on some cool water( a couple of glasses)not ice water. Try a silent prayer and take some deep breaths and take walk.

Some good old fashion all natural cooking can help too. Why not try my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, by Teresa Thompson. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Also available at: Bassettes Healthfood Store in Toledo, Ohio, on Secor Road between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway. Also check on Books-a-million, BarnsandNoble.com and Amazonbooks.com.

Looking for a good novel? This one will keep you interested to the very end. Try this one: 'Under Obligation'by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN# 1-58736-601-0. Please order at: www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com,And now at: Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com, ISBN#978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

Best divorce letter ever,

Dear wife,
I am writing you this letter to tell you that I am leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell: your boss called me to tell me that you quit your job and that was the last straw.
Last week you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and I even wore a new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes and fell asleep while watching your favorite show on TV. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you are cheating on me or you don't love me anymore- whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your X-Husband
PS: Your sister and I are moving to West Virginia together! Have a great day.

WIFES ANSWER
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Dear X-Husband,
Nothing has made my day better than recieving your letter. It's true you and I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is far from what you have been. I watch TV only to drown out your whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice your haircut last week, but the first thing I noticed was that it made you look like a girl. Since my mother always said that if I couldn't say something nice about a person I shouldn't say anything-so I didn't comment.

When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me mixed up with my sister, because I quit eating pork 7 years ago. And about the silk boxers- I turned away from you because the price tag was still on them and I was praying that it was just a coincidence that my sister just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt we could work things out. So when I hit the Lotto for $10 million, I quit my job and bought 2 tickets to Jamaica, but when I got home and found the letter that you were gone, well everything just happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the wonderful life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures me that you will not get a dime from me. So take care now.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife........PS: I don't know if I ever told you that my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

cooling the anger

Eat for the health of it.

just a joke tonight

Eat for the health of it.

While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in every corner of the earth, then he made the earth round.

I sat outside tonight and enjoyed the full moon and the stars and the weather was so nice. We have had such a hot summer and then it got real cold for a few days and now it is beautiful again and I know fall weather is just around the corner and there won't be too many nights like this one was.

What to take for IBS-colitis-diverticulitis

Eat for the health of it.

Years ago I had a bout with IBS (irritable bowel syndrome)I got a divorce and it went away. That's your first step, then if you still have it try fenugreek seed, marshmallow root or slippery elm bark. These can be taken in capsul form or make tea.

Laughter is healthy:

A doctor examines his patient and tells her,"I have bad news, you better get your affairs together as you do not have long to live." She composed herself and went to the waiting room where her daughter was waiting for her. She tells her daughter,"When things are good, we celebrate,and we celebrate when things aren't so good, so lets go to the club."
As they talked and drank, things lightened up and other woman joined them and she finally told the women that she did not have long to live.
Naturally the women were curious what was wrong with her. She told them that she was dying from AIDS. The women all left one at a time, excusing themselves.
The daughter asked, "Why did you tell them that you were dying from AIDS?"
Her mother answered,"Because I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your dad."

Do you have trouble sleeping?

Eat for the health of it.

If you are having trouble sleeping at night try a couple of cups of chamomile tea. If you still can't sleep and if you are not taking other medicines or at least ask your doctor if the medicines will mix okay with a tablespoon of heated rum. If you aren't on any medication and you have never been told that you cannot use alcohol it should be okay. But if you have never had a drink with alcohol in it; it would be best to ask anyway.

Eating all natural is one of the best ways to stay healthy and if you want to be healthy, I would surely look into an all natural cookbook. Why not try GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, by Teresa Thompson. Please order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or phone at: 1-800-788-7654. It is also available at: Bassettes Healthfood Store on Secor Road in Toledo,Ohio, between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway. Also check if it is on Amazonbooks.com and BarnsandNoble.com and Books-a-million.com.

Looking for a good novel? One that will keep you interested to the very end? Hey, try this one: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN# 1-58736-601-0. Please order at: www.wheatmark.com, Amazonbooks.com, Abebooks.com and now available at: BarnsandNoble.com, and Books-a-million.com ISBN#978-1587366010.

Laughter is Healthy:

While fishing along the Braden River one day, this Michigan transplant was fishing and the fish ate all of his worms, so instead of trying to find anymore or even to leave the river for a store someplace to find any, would be too time consuming. While sitting there he sees a small tree frog but before he has a chance to catch it, a cottonmouth snake reaches it before the man has a chance, but the fellow thinks, that snake can't bite me if he has his mouth full so he grabs him around the neck and takes the frog and slips it in his bait bucket. Now the trouble starts, how can he leave the snake go if his mouth isn't full, he knows he could get bit, so he reaches for his bottle of Jack Daniels, placed it between his knees and twisted off the cap and poured some down the snakes mouth, the snake rolled his eyes and he went limp. The fisherman released him into the water and went back to fishing. About fifteen minutes later the fisherman noticed that the snake was coming back by him but this time he had two frogs in his mouth. Must have liked the JD.

just a joke tonight

Eat for the health of it.

Ed met Dorothy on a cruise, after talking for awhile they realized they were living pretty close ot each other in the same town. He immediately asked her out when they got home.

He took her dining and dancing, to museums, concerts, movies and Ed decided that she was what he was looking for. On their one month anniversary of their first dinner together on the cruise Ed told her," I guess you have figured it out that I am in love with you,but before I pop the question and give you a ring I want to tell you that I am a golf nut, I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV, in short I eat, sleep and breathe golf."

Dorothy took a deep breath and said,"Ed, that will not be a problem. I love you and I love to golf too, but since we are being honest, you have to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

"I see." Ed replied. He sat for awhile, looking down at the table and finally replied,"You know it's probably because you're not keeping your wrist straight when you hit the ball."

What to do with an insect bite

Eat for the health of it.

I think I may have told you about placing a copper penny on a bee sting and I am sure it would work on any insect bite. I have used meat tenderizer on fire ant bites, that worked real good. You can try using cucumber slices, papaya, guava, or mango too. If you have to, you can try using urine or juice from chewing tobacco. If you don't chew tobacco then try some mud.

Looking for a healthy cook book? Try GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, By Teresa Thompson.Please order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or call at: 1-800-788-7654. It is also available at: Bassettes Health Food Store on Secor Road, in Toledo, Ohio, between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway.

Looking for a good novel? Try 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts,ISBN#1-58736-601-0. Please order at: www.wheatmark.com, Amazonbooks.com, Abebooks.com, and now available at:BarnsandNoble.com, and Books-a-million.com ISBN#978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

An eighty year old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup. After he was finished the doctor tells him, "I'm afraid you have a heart murmur. Do you smoke?"
"No."replies the man.
"Do you drink a lot?"
"No,"replies the man.
"Do you have a sex life?"
"Yes,I do."
"Well," says the doctor, "I am afraid with this heart murmur, you will have to give up half of your sex life."
Looking perplexed, the old man asks, "Which half? The looking or the thinking about it?"

what to do with an infected toe

Eat for the health of it.

OOOPS!! In my earlier blog(what to do with an infected toe) I gave you the wrong book number for GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASIS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# should have been,0-8059-6286-7.

Okay that's it!!

What to do with an infected toe

Eat for the health of it.

Now if you get an ingrown toenail; first of all soak it in a solution warm water with some vinegar in it, maybe a half cup, and soak your feet in it for a good 20 minutes to a half hour. This should soften the skin, nail and toe enough to clean it out good, using an alcohol tincture, then apply a eucalyptus oil. Repeat as necessary.

Remember my cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#1-58736-601-0. Please order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or call at: 1-800-788-7654.

I was at a book signing all day today so am cutting this short.

Laughter is healthy:

This elderly lady gets in her car after shopping and immediately calls the police,"come quickly," she reports, "someone has stolen my steering wheel, gas pedal and the radio." The police were just a few blocks away and got there in just a few minutes. They hurried to the scene where the car was that the old lady had described. They pulled up beside her and got out and opened the car door and asked,"Ma'am, what are you doing in the back seat?"

Okay, it's time to go to bed.

What to do with an infection

Eat for the health of it.

Most likely, if you had an infection, you would go to the doctor or the hospital. But what if you were out in the woods on a camping trip and you got jabbed with a dirty old stick or whatever? First of all, I would try to remember to take some type of first aid things along with me. Possibly some peroxcide to wash it out and some drawing salve, for the stubborn dirt. But what if it still got infected and it hurts like crazy and you know you have a real bad infection and possibly blood poisoning, now they call it tetinis. I'm not sure of the spelling. Any way, to be safe, when you go camping be sure to pack some yucca powder (I am sure you can buy that at the healthfood store)and some goldenseal powder and some canned milk and you don't go camping without an onion. Okay, so if you are injured and you notice the sore is getting pretty nasty and you are quite a ways away from a hospital; you need to slice the onion and place it on the wound, then mix one teaspoon yucca powder and one teaspoon of goldenseal powder with a little canned milk. Swallow this down as fast as you can because it tastes nasty but thats better then dying.

I remember when I had my uphosltery shop and I was taking the back off of a couch and somehow I got jabbed with a staple, I didn't think too much of it and I went with some friends the very next day to Columbus to the State Fair and my thumb started to pain me and it got so bad that I asked if we could leave and by the time we got about half way home I made my husband stop at a hospital and they said I had tetinis. That was by just being scraped with a nasty little staple. Now I use peroxide on little scrapes and big punctures and if it doesn't look like it is getting better, I see the doctor.
There was 11 kids in my family and we didn't go to the doctor unless we were half dead. Back then it only cost like a dollar or two and we didn't have insurance either. Usually if we got cut, we dumped some peroxide on it and a covered it with a bandaid. I guess we were healthy.We didn't eat processed foods like they have now.

That brings me to my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, by Teresa Thompson. Please order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or call at: 1-800-788-7654. It is also for sale at: Bassettes Healthfood Store in Toledo, Ohio, between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway on Secor Road.

If you are looking for a great novel to read, please try, 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN#1-58736-601-0. Please order at:www.wheatmark.com, Amazonbooks.com,Abebooks.com, and now available at:BarnsandNoble.com ISBN#978-1587366010 and Books-a-million.com ISBN#978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

A middle aged lady goes to the hospital after suffering a heart attack. While in the hospital she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks him if she is going to die. God tells her that she has thirty years yet to live. Upon her recovery she decides as long as she is in the hospital she will have a tummy tuck, a face lift and a breast enhancement. And she had her beautician come in and color her hair. She figured as long as she was going to live for thirty years she was going to make the most of it. She leaves the hospital and as she walked accross the parking lot to catch the bus at the corner to take her home, she is hit by a speeding ambulance with a sick patient.
She dies and arrives at the pearly gates in front of God and complains,"I thought you said I had another thirty years?"
God replies,"I didn't recognise you."

Just a joke again

Eat for the health of it.

Sorry, just a little story again as I had to take everything out of the totes because they were all wet from the rain that came in about half way through the garage sale yesterday, and I didn't want a bunch of mold growing somewhere.

Laughter is healthy:

A little boy that was waiting outside on the sidewalk for his mother. when a strange man was walking by, the man asked,"say there little fella, can you tell me where the post office is?"

"Yes, sir, you go straight down this street and make a right and it's about half-way down the block."
The man thanked him and said,"I am the new minister at the church, why don't you come to church Sunday and I will show you and your family how to get to heaven."

The little boy says, "Are you kidding me? You can't even find your way to the post office."

Good Night.

Just a joke tonight

Eat for the health of it.

I worked all day at the garage sale in town and I am pooped. Hope to feel rested tomorrow night.

Bundles of manure.

In the 16th and 17th centuries, countries used to ship manure to other places for firtilizer. When the water got on the manure or fitilizer the process of firmentation would take place,causing a methane gas, and the manure would explode and several ship loads did this before they figured out what was happening. After that they found out that they had to store the manure off the floor and keep it up high enough to keep it from getting wet. They made a sign to "Stow High In Transit" which they kept on the ship.The sign read, "SHIT" and therefore manure got it's name of shit. HMM!! I thought it was a golf term.

SOON

Do you have trouble with indigestion?

Eat for the health of it.

Some drink herbal teas, chamomile or peppermint tea, and that's alright and it probably works but what I have found is that the health drink in my cookbook relieves my stomach problems quickly. If I eat a little too much or sometimes too late, I drink a small glass of this and it relieves the burning in my stomach. If you don't have my book, make a batch of this drink and store in the refrigerator. I even drink it for a quick thirst quencher. Take a 64 ounce bottle of white grape juice (all natural) and a 64 ounce bottle of apple juice (all natural) and mix together in a large container and add a half cup of apple cider vinegar. Store in the bottles and keep in refrigerator. What will not go back in the bottles, you can drink for your first dose.

I hope you have tried my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, by Teresa Thompson, please order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or at: 1-800-788-7654. It is also for sale at: Bassettes Health Food Store, on Secor Road, in Toledo, Ohio, between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway.

If you are looking for a very good novel please try 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN#1-58736-601-0. Please order at: www.wheatmark.com,Amazonbooks.com, Abebooks.com, and now available at: BarnsandNoble.com, Books-a-million.com ISBN# 978-1587366010.

Laughter is Healthy:

A nun came running out of the doctors office in tears. Another patient, waiting his turn slowly goes into the doctors office and sits down and waits for the doctor to come in. As he enters the room the man asks the doctor, "did you have to tell that nun some bad news?"
The doctor said,"Well. I told her she was pregnant."
"A nun? pregnant?"
"No," the doctor said, "I just told her that. It sure cured her hiccups."

What to do if you can't get it up

Eat for the health of it.

If you have an erection problem, it could be caused by several different factors.If you can't get it up ask yourself if: You drank too much, if you are on medication that can cause drowsiness, can also cause erection failure, any type that cause tranquilizing effects like: narcotics, hypnotics, antipsychotics, hypertension meds, and antidepressants, mental anxiety and emotional stress. These can cause erection failure. You can not expect it to stand up if you don't feel like standing up.

You can take several different vitamins and nutrients but there is a product on the market called Euphoria. And there are several others too that you could ask for at a Healthfood Store. If you take natural supplements you are more apt to be healthy.

Another thing is to maintain a healthy diet. The best way to do that is to eat all natural foods, not only will you look and feel better, but you will be healthier and health also gives you more stamina and easier to hold erections. If you don't know what a healthy all natural diet contains, please try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Author: Teresa Thompson. Order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or you may buy it at: Bassettes Healthfood Store, in Toledo, Ohio, on Secor Road between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway.

Also if you would like a very good novel may I suggest, 'Under Obligation'by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN# 1-58736-601-0. Please order at: www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, And now available at: Books-a-million.com and BarnsandNoble.com. ISBN#978-1587366010.


Laughter is Healthy:

A proctologist grew tired of his job, going to the hospital and removing hemrrhoids, doing proctoscopes,and anal surgeries, that he decided to do something else with his life. So he goes to a trade school and be a mechanic. At the end of his first course and he takes the final exam. When he gets his score on the test, it was 200%.

"How in the world did I get a score this high?" He asks the teacher.

"Well," he replied, "I gave you fifty points for rebuilding the engine,and fifty points because it ran,and the other 100 points for doing it all through the muffler."

Have you ever had impetigo?

Eat for the health of it.

I can barely remember when I had impetigo. I can remember my cousins all staying away from me like I was a leper. I played with the scooter all afternoon because noone else wanted to play with it after I touched it. I can't say as I blamed them, they were awful looking things, but not as bad as my purpura was, and I still have a few sores yet. They have stopped hurting. The largest one (2 inches x 3 inches,) which was the first to develope, fell off Wednesday. I believe that was about 9 weeks I had that large one and I still have the second largest one(4 inches x 1/2 inch and some smaller ones to contend with, which will make it right about 2-1/2 months of suffering with this crazy stuff.
In case you haven't heard this before, I broke out with a horrible looking sores all over my legs, below my knees and down, and the worst ones were at my ankles. They started out as tiny little blisters and they were right close together and were full of like a puss and blood mixture and one by one they broke and they attached themselves to the ones next to them until they were huge. I went to my doctor and her associate three times,they gave me medicine and salve,shots blood tests and it got worse. I went into the emergency room and they checked me and admitted me and I was there for four days. I had test after test and IVs, they took a biopsy of the sores and they came up with,I had Henoch-Shienlen Purpura, which is a pretty serious blood type infection and what I have read up on, is a combination of allergic reactions such as, from something I injested, like a combination of chemicals in my food and generic drugs and my blood or my body just retaliated by sending out all these little blood blisters that just united and grew bigger, I guess they wanted to send a message that my body does not like these chemicals.

It really didn't stop there though, a few days after I got out of the hospital, I broke out with huge (I called them hives) (my doctor still called them purpura) what I read up on purpura,or hives are a part of this. I had a swollen eye, swollen lips, I had raised hive like things on my chin, then I got huge ones on my stomach area, bottom part of my arms and backs of my legs and buttocks, were covered with these hives or purpura.

Just for the record, in case anyone that reads this ever has a problem with allergies, they are thing to fool around with. I have been bothered with allergies to the chemicals in food additives, and generic drugs, I cannot use generic drugs and I explained that to my druggist but for some reason they still gave me the generic and that's when everything went haywire. My skin specialist told me to make sure I don't get the generic next time. I purposely went into the drugstore to show the druggist the sores on my legs, she was horrified by them. I told her that they cannot give me generic drugs, it could kill me. She went right over and put a warning on my records. I hope this helps.

What angers me most is that they know I am not to use generic drugs and they try to tell me there isn't any difference but there is a difference in the filler and it is the filler that I am allergic to. I cannot figure out why they can't make drugs in our country where they have standards and they know what they use.

Now you know why I am such a fanatic when it comes to eating all natural foods. You know, if everyone stuck together and ate only foods that do not contain bad chemicals such as Aspartame, Splenda, HFCS, MSG, bleaching agents, such as chlorine in the city water and flour and white sugar. There are a lot of chemicals going into our foods everyday. That is the reason I wrote my all natural cookbook.I hope to teach people to stay away from foods that made with these chemicals and may keep them from these horrible allergies. Most people do not realize that when they have what they think is hay fever, or they get rashes, hives, maybe they lose their hair,or have itching and burning eyes, this can be from injesting chemicals. Read your labels and see how many chemicals you eat every day. IT IS SCARY.

If you are interested in my cookbook,GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, by Teresa Thompson, please order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com. or at: 1-800-788-7654. It is also for sale at Bassettes Healthfood Store in Toledo, Ohio on Secor Road, between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway.

If you are looking for a really good novel to read, try, 'Under Obligation'by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN # 1-58736-601-0. Please order at: www.wheatmark.com, Amazonbooks.com, Abebooks.com, and now available at: Books-a-million.com, ISBN# 978-1587366010. Also at: BarnsandNoble.com, ISBN# 978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

Mr. Smith goes to the doctor to get the result's of his wife's blood test.
"I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a mix up with your wifes' test results and another lady. "We are not sure if your wife has Alzheimer's disease or if she has AIDS."
The man is discusted and asks, "Can we take the test over again?"
"Only if you want to pay for it because your insurance will only cover one of these tests each year."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The only thing I can recommend is that you take her for a ride and drop her off somewhere and if she can find her way home; don't sleep with her."

what to do if you are caught outside for longer than you wanted to be.

Eat for the health of it.

Not likely that you are going to be caught out in the cold for very long but it can happen. You might try some good hot coffee or hot cocoa, hot tea with honey or maybe a little whiskey in it too.How about a cup of warm cranberry juice with a forth cup of brandy in it, an 1/8 teaspoon of wormwood powder and a teaspoon of honey or enough to make it taste good. It sounds okay to me but I would rather just go to Florida for the winter.

Two books I would like to recommend: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, by Teresa Thompson. Please order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or call at: 1-800-788-7654. You may also order at: Amazonbooks.com, or may be purchased at: Bassettes Healthfood Store in Toledo, Ohio,on Secor Road, between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway.

A very good book to read is, 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1587366010. Once you start to read this book you will not want to put it down, so keep that in mind when you by it. You may order at: www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, and now Books-a-million.com and BarnsandNoble.com, ISBN# 978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

The first day at college and the Dean lays down the law for the new students,"The female dorm is out of bounds for the male students, and the male dorms are out of bounds for the female students. Anyone caught breaking these rules will be fined $20 for the first offense.And the second offense will be $60. And the third offense will be $180. Are there any questions?"
A male student asks,"How much for a season pass?"

What to do with hypoglycemia.

Eat for the health of it.

I always thought you should eat something sweet when your blood sugar drops but I was just reading that you should give V-8 juice, pretzels, Salsa,and tortilla chips a try. They say it works and I would give that a try, but so far I don't have a problem with that because I am not diabetic. My husband is and he goes right for the candy bar. He doesn't care much for Mexican food although he will take me to a Mexican restaurant now and then and he will eat a beef burrito.

Mexican food is pretty much all natural, so I feel safe in eating it. I never learned to cook Mexican food so I have to go out to eat it.

The recipes in my all natural cookbook, will teach you how to eat all natural,and what foods to eat that are free from chemicals. I find it harder to eat out all the time. I find that these small family style restaurants are the most chemical free and they have good food and it is reasonable.
My cookbook has wonderful recipes in it and they are easy to fix, I like easy recipes.
GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7, can be ordered at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or call at: 1-800-788-7654. You also may purchase it at Bassettes Healthfood store in Toledo, Ohio on Secor Road between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway.

If you are looking for a good novel, please give 'Under Obligation' a try. This story is based on a true story, the names have been changed to protect the innocent. The author is Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN# 1-587366010. Please order at: www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, and now, Books-a-million.com and BarnsandNoble.com ISBN#978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

A salesman knocked on the door of this little old lady and she answered the door and it was a sweeper salesman.As soon as he started to give his speel about the sweeper, she told him that she was broke and could not afford to buy a sweeper from him and she began to shut the door but the salesman was faster than she and he stuck his foot in the door. As he pushed his way into the house, saying, "Please let me demonstrate this wonderful sweeper and at that he spills a bucket of cow manure on the floor. He sees the look on the old ladies face and he tells her,"Now don't worry on bit ma'am, this sweeper will pick up every bit of that manure, and I promise you if it doesn't, I will eat every bit that it doesn't pick up."

With that the old lady snickers as she heads for the kitchen,"I'll get the fork. I hope you are hungry because you are going to eat all of that. As I told you I am broke and my electricity was shut off yesterday."

Hodgkins disease

Eat for the health of it.

I have only heard about Hogkins disease but I often wondered about it. I guess it's a shortage of iodine in your system. I know some people have to eat seaweed, shrimp and other foods that are high in natural iodine. Kelp is also good. If you have a shortage of iodine you should seek an herbalist that can help you with using the right amount of natural iodine.

If you would like to eat all natural foods, as I have to do,try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7 by Teresa Thompson. You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or call at: 1-800-788-7654. You may also order at: Amazonbooks.com, or may be purchased at:Bassetts Healthfood Store in Toledo, Ohio, on Secor Road between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway.

I would like to suggest a good novel, 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-587366010. Please order at: www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, and now Books-a-million.com and BarnsandNoble.com, ISBN#978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

A man is hunting in the forest when all of a sudden he is confronted by a large bear.The man tries to shoot the bear but is unsuccessful. He finally decides to run from the bear and he runs as fast as he can, his lungs are depleated of oxygen, and his heart is about to burst. All of a sudden he comes to a cliff. His hopes of running from this bear has diminished and he kneels to pray, "Lord! Please give this bear some religion."
The skies darken and the bear comes to a hault, and glances around, totally confused.
Suddenly, the bear looks up to the sky, kneels and says," Thank you, Lord, for this food I am about to receive."

Do you ever get laryngitis?

Eat for the health of it.

I used to get laryngitis, at least once a year, but I have noticed that since I have been eating all natural, foods and drinking all natural juices that I don't get it. And I know I shouldn't say this because now I will get it.If I do get it I will pour myself a glass of papaya juice with a teaspoon of cognac in it. Try this if you get laryngitis. Let me know.

If you want to eat healthy try my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7, by Teresa Thompson. Please order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or phone at:1-800-788-7654. You may also order at: Amazonbooks.com or may be purchased at: Bassetts healthfood Store on Secor Road, in Toledo, Ohio, between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway.

If you want to read a very good novel, please try,'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN#1587366010. It is based on a true story, but the names have been changed to protect the innocent. One reader's comment,( How many women do you know that just seem to have been abused by their husbands? The times you see them, you just know something is wrong at home. Mara is not one of these women. She has been very good at hiding the facts of her husbands abuse from her family. The story told is one which is compelling, told by someone who has experience. Her escape causes this reader to cheer her success. I recommend Under Obligation to readers who appreciate a well told tale of family.) A true life happening.

If you would like to order a copy, please order at:www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, ISBN# 1587366010. And now available at: Books-a-million.com and BarnsandNoble.com, ISBN# 978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:
A lady visits the priest and tells him that her female parrots are getting quite disgusting because whenever anyone comes around they say, "Hi, we're hookers."
The preacher thought for a minute and said, "I may have a solution for that."
"What might that be?" asked the lady.
"I have two male parrots and I have taught them to pray. Bring them over and we will put them in the cage.My parrots can teach them to pray."
The lady goes home and brings back the female parrots and gives them to the priest. As the priest places the females in the cage the female parrots squawk and say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" The males were stunned and silent. Finally one male squawks and says,"Put the beads away,our prayers have been answered."

What to do with hives

Eat for the health of it.

If you have never had hives you are so lucky. Whether you are affected with hives by an allergic reaction to something you ate or something you came in contact with that you are allergic to, they are nasty and all you want to do is get rid of them, anyway you can. Probably the most likely and quickest way to treat them is with cow's or goat's milk, whole cream or half and half or if you would have some goats milk. I have also used witch hazel, or colloidal silver. I also took over the counter allergy medicine, Benadryl.At last resort, if your lips and tongue start to swell, get to the emergency room. I had my lips and tongue swell up after eating MSG and I went to the hospital. I have to read labels because I allergic to most of the additives they put in our food.

I don't have a choice I have to eat all natural, but I do feel so much better then I used to. For years I would get sick after I ate and then when I started to get all kinds of reactions I had to watch what I ate and found out that it had to be all natural foods, and I feel so much better then I used to. I think most people that do eat mostly all natural foods will say that they feel so much better. They didn't realize that the chemicals in the food was making them sick.

If you want to learn how to eat all natural, try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, by Teresa Thompson.Please order at: www.wheatmark.com, or call at: 1-800-788-7654. You may also order at: Amazonbooks.com, or you may purchase at: Bassettes Healthfood Store in Toledo, Ohio, between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway.

If you are looking for a good novel to read or give as a gift, I recommend, 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts, This novel will keep you interested to the very end. Please order at: www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com,ISBN # 1-58736-601-0. And now available at: BarnsandNoble.com ISBN# 978-1587366010, and Books-a-million.com, ISBN# 978-1587366010.

Two hunters bump into each other every afternoon and every day the one hunter shows off the hide from the bear he got the day before. The other hunter questions the lucky hunter as to how he manages to catch a bear every day.
"It's easy," says the hunter. "I just go over to one of those holes in the mountain and I yell into the hole,"get your big ugly face out here and the bear comes out and I shoot him."
"Wow, I'll try that."
The very next day the first hunter comes out of the woods with yet another bear skin.He spies the other hunter who is just torn up something awful.
"Wow, man, what happened to you?"
"Well, man, I did as you told me, I went to the hole in the mountain and I started shouting and yelling at the bear to come out and guess what happened?"
"What?"
"A bloody train came out."

Pain in the hip?

Eat for the health of it.

If you have tried the chiropractor for a massage and adjustment and you still hurt you may want to try yoga and then if you still hurt, try filling your tub half full of nice warm water with a handful of sea salt, and soak in it for a half hour. Just like I told you to do with your hands or ankles. I would try a little more than warm but not hot enough to burn you.

If you want to feel great too just start eating all natural. You will find plenty of delicious meals in my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, by Teresa Thompson. Please order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or call at: 1-800-788-7654. You may also order at:Amazonbooks.com, or you may purchase at: Bassetts Healthfood store on Secor road in Toledo, Ohio, between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway.

If you are looking for a good novel to read or give as a gift, 'Under Obligation' is a good, interesting book and will keep you interested to the very end. Please order at:www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, ISBN# 1-58736-601-0. And now available at: BarnsandNoble.com,ISBN#978-1587366010, and Books-a-million.com, ISBN# 978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:
The door bell rings and the lady of the house opens the door and there stands a man with a complete tool chest on the doorstep.
"Madam, I am a piano tuner."
The lady exclaims,"Why? I didn't send for a piano tuner."

The man replies, "I know you didn't but your neighbor's did."

If your cholesterol is high, try this

Eat for the health of it.

Whole wheat bread, bran muffins, buckwheat pancakes and cooked oatmeal. Try sulfer rich fruits and vegetables. Rye or pumpernickle bread, toasted. Eat figs, garlic, onions,leeks, cabbage, brussel sprouts, cauliflower, red radishes, and nuts.I also believe that the health drink in my cookbook helps to lower your cholesterol and if you have a lot of trouble with burning in your stomach,eat radishes and try the health drink. Give it a real try. You may want to drink just a few sips at first and increase it as you wish, but just give it a real try. I swear by it. I had a lot of trouble with burning in my stomach and my cholesterol was climbing and I got to drinking this drink and believe me it really works. I drink at least one glass a day. Try it even if you have to sip a little bit of it all day long. It won't hurt you.
There are many good healthy recipes in my cookbook,GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, by Teresa Thompson. You may order at:www.dorrancepublishing.com, or call at: 1-800-788-7654. You also may purchase at: Bassettes Healthfood Store on Secor Road, in Toledo Ohio,between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway.
Also if you are looking for a good novel that will keep you interested to the very end, 'Under Obligation'by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN #1-58736-601-0, is based on a true story, the names have been changed to protect the innocent. Please order at:www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, and now at: BarnsandNoble.com,ISBN# 978-1587366010, and at: Books-a-million.com,ISBN# 978-1587366010.
Laughter is healthy:
An Enlish anthropologist is doing research in an isolated African village, and the tribal chief asks if he would like to attend a trial his people are conducting that afternoon.
"You'll be surprised," says the chief, "at how well we've copied your country's legal procedures. You see, we have read accounts of many English trials in your newspapers, and incorporated them into our judicial system."
When the Englishman arrives at the courthouse, he is amazed how closely the African officials resembled those in England. The counsels are attired in long black robes and the white wigs. Each argues his case in the proper judicial language. But he is puzzled about the occasional appearance of a bare-breasted woman that runs through the crowd, waving her arms frantically.
The anthropolgist congratulates his host but asks, "What was the purpose of the semi nude woman running through the courthouse?"
"I really don't know," confesses the chief, "but in all the accounts we read in the papers about British trials, there was always something about "an excited titter running through the gallery."

Worried about High Blood Preasure?

Eat for the health of it.

Keeping your weight down will help, and stay away from salty foods. Well I like my salt and I use sea salt. Try it, you will like it. That's all I have in my house anymore and that does make a difference. If you are a heavy drinker, you will need to cut back on the alcohol. Sorry, I don't have any replacement, the only thought I have had is if you drink only homemade wine, but I haven't heard if it is better for you, I can only guess that it would be if there are no chemicals in homemade.That would make a difference. Any time you add anything artificial to your food, it messes with your natural chemistry.

Something that I drink and really like is my health drink I have in my cookbook. It is really healthy for you. I drink it all the time and to me it tastes as good as any wine I have tasted.
If you are interested in my cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, by Teresa Thompson, order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or call at:1-800-788-7654. You may also order at: Bassettes Healthfood Store on Secor Road, in Toledo, Ohio, between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway.

Also a good novel that is interesting to the end, 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0, is based on a true life happening, the names have been changed to protect the innocent. Please order at:www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com and now available at: BarnsandNoble.com ISBN#978-1587366010, and Books-a-million.com, ISBN#978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

Dan marries one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year he is in court filing for a divorce.
"Okay," the judge says, "Tell the court why you want a divorce."
"Well. Your Honor," Dan says, "Every once in a while my sister-in-law comes over for a visit and she and my wife look so much a like that I end up making love to her by mistake."
The judge says,"Surely there must be some difference between the two."
Dan says,"There sure is, Your Honor, and that's why I want a divorce."