A helpful treatment for Jock itch

Eat for the health of it.

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Laughter is healthy:

One night at the dinner table, this boy tells his father that his lizard is sick. He takes one look at the lizard and calls to his wife to take a look too. She says,"He is having a baby. He was supposed to be a boy."
The boy also exclaimes, "It can't bea girl, they are Bert and Ernie."
The father says to his wife,"I thought we said two boys and we didn't want them to multiply."
The wife sarcastically replies,"Was I supposed to post a sign in the cage?"
"No, but you were supposed to get two males."
"Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" Exclaimed the boy.
"Well, it's just hard to tell on some guys, you know," she informed her husband with a bit of sarcasm.
By then the rest of the family came to see what was going on.
"Kids, we are about to witness the miracle of birth."
The kids shreiked,"Oh, gross!"
The wife was more concerned as to what they would do with a family of lizzards.
As they peered at the lizzard struggling with what they thought was a foot that would come out and vanish a second later, the wife whispered,"It's breech."
The boy shouted,"Do something dad."
"Okay,Okay." He grabbed the little foot, giving it a little tug and it again disappeared.He tried several times with the same results.
The daughter said, "Call 911."
"Lets just take him to the vet."
As they drove; the son holding the cage and telling the lizard,"Breathe Ernie, Breathe."
His mother said, "I don't think lizzards do lamaze."
The vet took Ernie to the examining room and took a look at him with the magnifying glass.
The husband asks,"What do you think, doc, a C-section?"
He took the parents to the side and said,"He's fine, he isn't in labor. In fact, that will never happen because he is a male.And occasionally, as they mature, like most males, they, um..um.. masturbate.
So the wife asks, "Then he was just excited?"
"Exactly!" answered the vet.
There was a pause and silence. Then the wife began to laugh histerically.
"What's so funny?" Her husband asked.
As tears ran down her face she told her husband,"I can't help but laugh when I am picturing you pulling on that teeny little....

"That's enough." He thanked the vet and pushed his family toward the door as the vet handed him the bill.
As they left the vets office the boy said,"I know ernie is really thankful for what you did, dad."
The wife couldn't help saying,"You have no idea," as she continued to laugh.
2 Lizards: $140
Cage $50
Vet $30
Memory of her husband pulling on the lizzards winkie: Priceless!
Moral of the story: Pay attention in biology class: Lizards lay eggs.