Thursday, December 30, 2010

chewing the inside of your mouth

Eat for the health of it.

I have read article after article on why people chew the inside of the mouth. I recently have been bothered with it too. I have done it before and for some reason I quit but I never knew why. I did notice one thing though I tried drinking more water
(not fluids but water). Yes, I heard the same thing that liquid is liquid, but now I am drinking more water and I am not chewing so much. I am going to keep drinking more water and see what happens. I hope to write a follow up on this, especially if it really works.

I eat all natural but some times I happen to eat something that isn't and I get these reactions and it is a possibility that it could be related to chemicals, there are so many chemicals in our food. I hope I can find out. Try to eat all natural and drink plenty of filtered water. See if that works. You can find a lot of good recipes in my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Please order at:www.dorrancepublishing.com or call at:1-800-788-7654. It is also available at:BarnsandNoble.com, Books-a-million.com and Abebooks.com.

Laughter is healthy:

Two employees from the gas company were working on a house and the younger fella says to the older man,"Man you are getting old."

"That might be true but I can still outrun you."

"Lets have a race."

With that, they both start to run as fast as they can. They are doing a good job of keeping up with one another. They run around the first corner, the second corner and the third corner. As they came to the last corner, the younger fella sees this little old lady running as fast as she could. They are curious as to why she is running so they stop and ask her.

The lady responds," Well, you were at my house, checking the gas meter and I saw you both take off running so I thought I better get out of there too."

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Vaginal infection

Eat for the health of it.

If you are prone to repeated vaginal infection, try eating more sea foods. Seafood has a lot of Iodine and other trace elements. This is very important to the internal organs and glands. And exercise is another important issue. If you don't have a lot of work around the house, maybe joining a YMCA and get into the arobics classes or swim. Of course eating healthy is one of the best things to do for your body and system.

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Laughter is Healthy:

A police officer was scheduled for all night duty at the station but being things were calm and slow he was sent home early. Not wanting to wake up his wife, he undresses in the dark and piles his close on the floor and starts to climb into bed when his wife sits up and says, "Oh dear, would you go to the all night drugstore on the corner and get me some aspirin? I have a splitting headache."

"Yes dear, I will be right back." He feels his way in the dark again, gets dressed and walks to the drugstore on the corner.

He arrives at the drugstore and the pharmcist askes,"Arn't you officer Haley from the police department?"

"Yes,I am.Why do you ask."

"I just wondered why you were dressed as a Fire Chief?"

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Drugs and certain foods

Eat for the health of it.

For those who do not keep up with the news, you have to watch what drugs you take with certain foods. It's been out for some time that certain drugs you don't mix with grapefruit. I think that every drug should come with warnings, but maybe people fail to read the instructions if they do come with it. To be on the safe side you should ask your druggist about the drug you are taking and if there are foods that should not be used. Sometimes you just have to wait a couple of hours.

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Laughter is Healthy:

Maybe you heard this on the Jay Leno show, I think it is too funny. Jay asked the lady what her most embarassing moment was and she told him that she had met this man at a friends wedding and he asked to take her home after they had spent the evening getting acquainted. She wanted to go to the restroom but it was lined up and she decided that she could wait until she got home.When she got out side and the cold air hit her she wished she had gone but he was opening the door for her to get in and she felt she could make it home, but a few miles away she decided that nature was going to take it's course and she asked him to pull over so that she could go pee. He stopped and she got out in the snow which was rather slippery with her high heeled shoes. She got her panties down and for fear of slipping and falling in the snow she backed herself against the bumper of the car and did her job and as she attempted to stand up, she realized that the cold weather had frozen her butt to the bumper and she coudn't get it loose and after some time the fellow got out of the car to check on her and realizing that she was frozen fast and there wasn't any way but one that was going to get her loose. He unzipped his pants and began to pee on the bumper and her butt. Well she finally got loose and they ended up getting married. I thought this was funny enough to pass on.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Bad toothache?

Eat for the health of it.

Try crushing a few peanuts with a grinding rock and mixing it with some onion or garlic,crushed to a pulp with a grinding rock. Mix together into a paste and spread the mixture on a cloth to hold it in place on the aching tooth for several hours.
This will help until you can get to a dentist.

It's good to know some home health fixers just in case you get sick in the night or on weekends and you might be too far away from the hospital or if you are camping and you don't know where the hospital is.

And anytime you can fix something by all natural means you're really better off but there are certain things that you really need to go to a doctor or hospitalfor.

All natural cooking is really a better way to eat too because you get the vitamins and other essentials that you don't get from processed and artificial ingredients.

If you are looking for some good home cooking and all natural ingredients, please try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Available at Bassettes Health food store on Secor road in Toledo Ohio, between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway. Also available at BarnsandNoble.com and Books-a-million.com.

Laughter is healthy:

This young fella lives next to the railroad and is impressed with the trains and decides that he wants a job on the railroad and the inspector is showing him around. He asks the young man what he would do if he saw that 2 trains were about to hit head on. The young man says,"I would switch the points for one of the two trains."
The inspector asks,"What if the lever broke?"
"Then I would run back into the signalbox and phone the next signal."
"What if the phone didn't work?"
"Well, in that case I would run to the corner and use the public phone."
"What if that one was broke?"
"Well, I guess in that case I would run into the village and get my uncle."
The inspector is taken by surprise and asks,"Why would you do that?"
"Because he has never seen a train crash."

Friday, December 24, 2010

Potassium-important

Eat for the health of it.

I never realized that the twitching in my face or neck had anything to do with a lack of potassium. I just recently read an artical about potassium and by eating potassium rich food, it can make the twitching stop. I have been eating a banana every day and I haven't had the twitching, so I learned something new. It's a good thing I really like bananas.

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Laughter is healthy:

Santa Claus, like all pilots,gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration. Knowing this, Santa has the elves wash the sled and bathe the reindeer. He has checked the paperwork and logbook. He waits for the FAA to examine all of his equipment and check out his flying skills.
When the examiner gets there he checks the harnesses,landing gear,the sled, and Rudolph's nose.He even had to weigh Santa.Santa nestle's in the seat and fastens his seat belt. As the examiner checks the compass, he hops in the other side carrying a shotgun.
Santa was naturally curious,"What is that for?"
The examiner winks at Santa and says,"I am not supposed to tell you this ahead of time, but you're going to lose an engine on takeoff.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

hornet sting

Eat for the health of it.

I got stung by a hornet and that little devil stayed in my finger for quite awhile and I couldn't get him out. I quickly ran to find out what to do with it and I remembered that I had some meat tenderizer in the cupboard with MSG and I went to get it and someone apparently had thrown it out so I had some homemade brew of vinegar and banana peel and I put that on it and it did help. Also it says to use mud and I also used vinegar and listerine later on because the other was all used up. Whatever one worked the best, I really don't know I just wanted to keep it from swelling and it worked.

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Laughter is healthy:

This guy was sitting at the bar with his drink sitting in front of him when a biker tuffy comes in and sits down beside him and takes his beer and gulps it down then sets the empty glass down on the bar. He asks the guy, "How's your day?"

The guy answers,"Well, I guess this is the worst day of my life, I am a complete failure, I was late for a meeting,I got fired, my car was stolen, I have no insurance, I left my wallet in the cab, I sit here waiting for the poison to dissolve in my beer and you-you jackass, come along and drink the whole thing. But enough about me, how was your day?"

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

insect bites

Eat for the health of it.

I have used different things for insect bites, I guess it helps if you have something on hand like, lard and wood charcoal ashes or if you don't have the lard, use vasaline. One thing I have used on fire ant stings is MSG. Although I am very allergic to it if I eat it, it worked great for the ant bites. I immediately stompped my feet to remove them from my feet and legs and then I grabbed the container of MSG ( which I had saved for that purpose) I went to the bathroom and turned on the faucet and wet my legs and feet then sprinkled them with MSG. I only had one bite that bothered me because I must have missed it.

Laughter is healthy:

Bert always wanted a pair of cowboy boots and one day he bought a pair. He takes off his clothes and puts his boots on and goes into the living room where his wife, Ethel, is at. He struts through the living room and stands in front of Ethel and asks,"Do you notice anything?" "Nope." Ethels says,"It is hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it will still be hanging down tomorrow."
Bert was furious,"Do you know why it is hanging down?"
"No, not a clue."
"Bert told her,"Well it's hanging down because it is looking at my new boots."
Without missing a beat Ethel says,"Shoulda bought a hat."

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

I'm not into the teething lotion anymore but I did hear of a new one that I hadn't heard of before . May be worth a try.

Eat for the health of it.

If the baby is crying with teething pain, try rubbing some fresh pineapple juice on the gums and if you don't have the fresh or can't buy any at that time then buy a can of pineapple. If you have a little one it would be good to have some on hand just in case.

Remember my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, available at: www.dorrancepubishing.com or call at: 1-800-788-7654.

Laughter is healthy:You get what you pay for.

Adam was walking in the garden one day when God asks him, " Adam, what is wrong?"
Adam says,"Lord, I am lonely."
God told Adam,"I can fix that, I will give you someone that will cook for you, talk to you, help you, agree with you,and bear your children. The company will never have a headache and will always agree with you on any decision you make. But I have to tell you that it will cost you an arm and a leg."
Adam responds,"An arm and a leg? Wow." After thinking it over he asks,"Lord, what will I get with just a rib?"

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Do you sweat a lot?

Eat for the health of it.

If you are a heavy sweater (well, sweat a lot) try some seaweed.

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Just a short cute story, this priest had a little kitten and he heard it crying and looked up in a tree but could not coax the little rascal down, so he tied a rope as far up in the tree as he could and tied the other end to his car and he thought by pulling the tree over a bit that he would then be able to reach the kitten. He tried but he couldn't reach the kitten so he decided to get back in his car and try to pull the tree a little farther and the rope broke and the kitten went flying. He searched around the house but didn't see the kitten so he decided to check the neighborhood. He walked down the street a ways and saw a little girl and her mother sitting on the porch, petting this little kitten and sure enough it was his kitten. The little girl was so happy with it that he didn't want to say anything, but the mother told him that the little girl had been asking for a kitten and she told her that, 'if God wants you to have a cat he will send you one, and sure enough this kitten came flying through the air so what could I say?"

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Aloe Vera for sunburn

Eat for the health of it.

Maybe you aren't thinking of lying in the sun right now, unless you are in Florida. But if you do get sun burned well just get that bottle of Aloe Vera and slather it on. The sooner the better.

Did you know they have a new restaurant on the moon? The food is great but there is no atmosphere.

I know it's bad but I am tired and i am going to bed. 'Nite.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Just ajoke tonight

Eat for the health of it.

Laughter is healthy:

An old gold digger comes into town on his horse and as he climbs off his horse he sees this young whipper snapper stagger out of the bar. The young feller draws his gun from the holster and asks the old man if he ever learned to dance. The old gold digger said, "No, I guess I never had the urge to dance." The younger feller said,"Well, lets get those feet a hoppin man and let's see if you can dance." As the young fella started shooting toward the old man, the old man started jumping like greese in a frying pan. The young feller laughed as he pushed his gun in the holster and started down the street.

About that time the old man had grabbed his double barrelled shotgun. He called out to the young man,"Say there, young fella." The young man turns around and finds a double barrelled shotgun pointed right at him. The old man asked him,"Have you ever kissed a horses butt?"
The young feller said politely,"Well, no sir, but I always wanted to."