Eat for the health of it.
As lttle Johnny walks into class, the teacher shouts,"You're late again."
Little Johnny says,"But Miss Harper, this time it's not my fault."
"Well, then who do we blame for your tardiness?"
"My dad, cause he sleeps naked!"
Although Miss Harper knew she should not let him tell his story, but she was curious herself as to what Johnny was going to say."Go ahead and tell us."
"You see miss Harper, we have this sly old fox that comes around at night and he done ate six chickens in the last few nights. When my dad heard a noise from the chicken coup, he grabbed his shot gun and headed for the hen house.Dad told us to stay back but we were curious. You remember, I said that dad was naked as a jaybird-no boots, pants or shirt, but he crawled to the hen house just like a snooping Indian. He stuck that double barreled shot gun through the window of the chicken coop and as he stared into the darkness, thinking about that fox, our houndog, Roofuss, came sneakin up behind dad. Then we watched as old Roofus done stuck his cold nose right in my dad's crack!"
Miss Harper was speachless as Johnny continued,"Miss Harper, we all been cleanin' chickens since three O'clock this mornin!"
Friday, August 26, 2011
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Just a funny story
Eat for the health of it.
My husband and I have decided we will not be going to a nursing home when we get old. We found out that nursing homes cost nearly $200.00 per day, that's in the neighborhood of $6000.00 a month. Holy, Moly!!! Am I right? Is that $72,000 a year? WOW!!!
Well, I have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn. For a long term stay discount and the senior discount, it's only $60 some dollars a night. And to top it off breakfast is included and some have happy hour in the afternoon. That sounds great. That leaves us with about $140 a day for lunch and dinner in any restaurant we want to go to; room service, laundry, gratuities, special TV movies, Spa, swimming pool and workout room, lounge, washer and dryer, etc. not to mention the free tooth paste, shampoo, soap and even razors.
I should be able to give them each a $5 tip. They treat you like a customer not a patient. Seniors ride free on the shuttle bus, or fake a limp and the handicap bus will pick you up and even help you with packages.
Catch the church bus on Sunday. Take the airport bus just for a change in scenery and eat at one of their fine restaurants. And because of the money building up, you may as well take a plane trip to somewhere.
It takes months to get in a nursing home where you call the Motel and they will get you in today. And you can move from Inn to Inn and from city to city. If you want to go to Hawaii, nows your chance.
If the TV breaks, or the lights go out, need a new mattress,just call for room service. They fix everything and apologise for the inconvenience.
If you fall and get hurt, they will call the ambulance and take you to the hospital and that's covered by medicare anyway.
Your friends and family can come to visit too and check in at the same Motel and the kids will love the pool.
My husband and I have decided we will not be going to a nursing home when we get old. We found out that nursing homes cost nearly $200.00 per day, that's in the neighborhood of $6000.00 a month. Holy, Moly!!! Am I right? Is that $72,000 a year? WOW!!!
Well, I have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn. For a long term stay discount and the senior discount, it's only $60 some dollars a night. And to top it off breakfast is included and some have happy hour in the afternoon. That sounds great. That leaves us with about $140 a day for lunch and dinner in any restaurant we want to go to; room service, laundry, gratuities, special TV movies, Spa, swimming pool and workout room, lounge, washer and dryer, etc. not to mention the free tooth paste, shampoo, soap and even razors.
I should be able to give them each a $5 tip. They treat you like a customer not a patient. Seniors ride free on the shuttle bus, or fake a limp and the handicap bus will pick you up and even help you with packages.
Catch the church bus on Sunday. Take the airport bus just for a change in scenery and eat at one of their fine restaurants. And because of the money building up, you may as well take a plane trip to somewhere.
It takes months to get in a nursing home where you call the Motel and they will get you in today. And you can move from Inn to Inn and from city to city. If you want to go to Hawaii, nows your chance.
If the TV breaks, or the lights go out, need a new mattress,just call for room service. They fix everything and apologise for the inconvenience.
If you fall and get hurt, they will call the ambulance and take you to the hospital and that's covered by medicare anyway.
Your friends and family can come to visit too and check in at the same Motel and the kids will love the pool.
Friday, August 19, 2011
healthy verses not so healthy
Eat for the health of it.
Potato chips from the healthfood store has the ingredients listed: organic potatoes, organic sunflower oil and sea salt.
On the other hand:
Potato chips from the super market or regular grocery store, one brand has ingredients listed: dried potatoes, corn oil, sunflower oil, yellow corn meal, wheat starch, malto dextrin, salt, dextrose, whey, buttermilk, dried tomato, dried garlic, partially hydroginated soybean oil( most of this stuff so far has not been too bad but then the partially hydrogenated soybean oil, I cringe just thinking of that stuff because if these soybeans come from the genetically altered soybeans, they make me very ill. I have eaten them by mistake abot 8 times already and I tell you, it is very painful. If a child or baby ever reacts to them like I do and they won't know what to do for them, I drink cold water, cold milk and ice cream, to treat it and it works) so far.
Then there is the monosodium glutamate(this stuff is also very bad, I get swollen lips, tongue, throat and hives when I eat that stuff),Oh there are more ingredients:cornsyrup solids, dried onion, sodium casinate, multicacid, spices, annatto extract, modified cornstarch, natural flavors (WOW) I wonder why? Artificial flavors, disodium inosinate, disodium guanylate. (Whatever those are, who knows)
I want a potato chip that tastes just like a thin sliced fried potato with some good ole sea salt on it. You know sea salt does not have that non-caling ingredient added to it and you know I have some sea salt in a jar that I have had for over a year and you know it has never caked anyway so why do they need a non caking junk, that isn't good for you, added to it.It doesn't make sense.
You may not think too much of this right now but if you ever start getting allergic to any of these ingredients that they add to our food, just remember me.
Please try my all natural cookbook: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, you may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or phone at 1-800-788-7654. www.books-a-million.com or www.BarnsandNoble.com or www.Abebooks.com or most book stores will order the book for you if you give them the name of the book and the ISBN#.
Laughter is healthy:
Things you do not want to hear in the operating room.
Oops!!
Has anyone seen my watch?
Better save that, we may need it for the autopsy.
Wait a minute, if that's the spleen, then what is that?
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?
Potato chips from the healthfood store has the ingredients listed: organic potatoes, organic sunflower oil and sea salt.
On the other hand:
Potato chips from the super market or regular grocery store, one brand has ingredients listed: dried potatoes, corn oil, sunflower oil, yellow corn meal, wheat starch, malto dextrin, salt, dextrose, whey, buttermilk, dried tomato, dried garlic, partially hydroginated soybean oil( most of this stuff so far has not been too bad but then the partially hydrogenated soybean oil, I cringe just thinking of that stuff because if these soybeans come from the genetically altered soybeans, they make me very ill. I have eaten them by mistake abot 8 times already and I tell you, it is very painful. If a child or baby ever reacts to them like I do and they won't know what to do for them, I drink cold water, cold milk and ice cream, to treat it and it works) so far.
Then there is the monosodium glutamate(this stuff is also very bad, I get swollen lips, tongue, throat and hives when I eat that stuff),Oh there are more ingredients:cornsyrup solids, dried onion, sodium casinate, multicacid, spices, annatto extract, modified cornstarch, natural flavors (WOW) I wonder why? Artificial flavors, disodium inosinate, disodium guanylate. (Whatever those are, who knows)
I want a potato chip that tastes just like a thin sliced fried potato with some good ole sea salt on it. You know sea salt does not have that non-caling ingredient added to it and you know I have some sea salt in a jar that I have had for over a year and you know it has never caked anyway so why do they need a non caking junk, that isn't good for you, added to it.It doesn't make sense.
You may not think too much of this right now but if you ever start getting allergic to any of these ingredients that they add to our food, just remember me.
Please try my all natural cookbook: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, you may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or phone at 1-800-788-7654. www.books-a-million.com or www.BarnsandNoble.com or www.Abebooks.com or most book stores will order the book for you if you give them the name of the book and the ISBN#.
Laughter is healthy:
Things you do not want to hear in the operating room.
Oops!!
Has anyone seen my watch?
Better save that, we may need it for the autopsy.
Wait a minute, if that's the spleen, then what is that?
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Breadcrumbs- healthfood verses grocery store
Eat for the health of it.
Breadcrumbs from the healthfood store are made from organic wheat flour,water, evaporated cane juice, organic palm oil, sea salt and yeast. And they are good.
If you buy it at the supermarket, bread crumbs are made from enriched flour which is bleached, malted barley flour, niacin, ferous sulfate, diamonium nitrate, riboflavin, folic acid, high fructose corn syrup,( which is regular corn syrup and fructose that is chemically altered in a lab,) hydroginated vegetable oil, water, yeast, salt and brown sugar, honey which probably has been cut with high fructose corn syrup. Molasses, sugar, which is probably bleached, wheat gluten, whey, soy flour, which could be the soybean that has been genetically altered, anything that contains these genetically altered beans really make me very sick.
More ingredients: also may contain whole wheat flour, rye flour, corn flour, potato flour, butter, mono-and diglycerides, sodium, stearyl lactylate, calcium stearyl lactylate, sodium lecithin, calcium carbonate, ammonium sulfate, mono-calcium phosphate,WOW!! that scares me. Vinegar, nonfat milk, buttermilk, actic acid, cacium propionate,potassium sorbate, sesame seeds, salt, parsley flakes, spice, colors, onion powder, natural flavors, garlic and sugar. Some of these ingredients are ok.
This may contain partially good ingredients but so much of it isn't. I cannot eat anything with any amount of artificial or chemically altered ingredients. I have all kinds of skin irritations, my eyes burn and my stomach burns. Chemically altered soybeans causes me to have severe stomach pain. I just don't understand why they have to add all this crap to our food.
Now you understand why I wrote this all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. TO ORDER CALL: 1-800-788-7654. Email at: www.dorrancepublishing.com. Also Books-a-million.com or BarnsandNoble.com or Abebooks.com or you may order from most book store, just give them the name of the book and the ISBN#
Laughter is healthy:
A veterinarian isn't feeling well and goes to the doctor. The doctor asks a few questions about the symptoms and how long she has had them, etc.
She interrupts him, " I'm a vet. I don't need to ask my patients a lot of questions. I can tell by looking at them what is the matter.Why can't you?"
The doctor nods, looks her up and down then writes out a prescription and hands it to her.
"There you are and if this doesn't work, we'll have to put you down."
Breadcrumbs from the healthfood store are made from organic wheat flour,water, evaporated cane juice, organic palm oil, sea salt and yeast. And they are good.
If you buy it at the supermarket, bread crumbs are made from enriched flour which is bleached, malted barley flour, niacin, ferous sulfate, diamonium nitrate, riboflavin, folic acid, high fructose corn syrup,( which is regular corn syrup and fructose that is chemically altered in a lab,) hydroginated vegetable oil, water, yeast, salt and brown sugar, honey which probably has been cut with high fructose corn syrup. Molasses, sugar, which is probably bleached, wheat gluten, whey, soy flour, which could be the soybean that has been genetically altered, anything that contains these genetically altered beans really make me very sick.
More ingredients: also may contain whole wheat flour, rye flour, corn flour, potato flour, butter, mono-and diglycerides, sodium, stearyl lactylate, calcium stearyl lactylate, sodium lecithin, calcium carbonate, ammonium sulfate, mono-calcium phosphate,WOW!! that scares me. Vinegar, nonfat milk, buttermilk, actic acid, cacium propionate,potassium sorbate, sesame seeds, salt, parsley flakes, spice, colors, onion powder, natural flavors, garlic and sugar. Some of these ingredients are ok.
This may contain partially good ingredients but so much of it isn't. I cannot eat anything with any amount of artificial or chemically altered ingredients. I have all kinds of skin irritations, my eyes burn and my stomach burns. Chemically altered soybeans causes me to have severe stomach pain. I just don't understand why they have to add all this crap to our food.
Now you understand why I wrote this all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. TO ORDER CALL: 1-800-788-7654. Email at: www.dorrancepublishing.com. Also Books-a-million.com or BarnsandNoble.com or Abebooks.com or you may order from most book store, just give them the name of the book and the ISBN#
Laughter is healthy:
A veterinarian isn't feeling well and goes to the doctor. The doctor asks a few questions about the symptoms and how long she has had them, etc.
She interrupts him, " I'm a vet. I don't need to ask my patients a lot of questions. I can tell by looking at them what is the matter.Why can't you?"
The doctor nods, looks her up and down then writes out a prescription and hands it to her.
"There you are and if this doesn't work, we'll have to put you down."
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
the difference between organic and supermarket foods
Eat for the health of it.
I actually have friends who do not believe that there is a difference between organic and supermarket foods. You can buy organic pancake syrup at the health food store. Organic maple syrup is 100% raw, unprocessed, unfiltered maple syrup.
On the other hand if you go to the supermarket and you can find different brands of syrup and if you read the label it contains: Corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, water, celulose gum, caramel color, salt, sodium benzoate, ascorbic acid, artificial flavors, natural flavors and sodium pecsameta-phosphate.Just the thought of all those wierd things they put in that gives me the creeps.
It is best for you to eat all natural as much as you can. I have to eat all natural and mostly organic because I have so many allergies to all the additives they put in our food.
I would like you to try my all natural cookbook,GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN # 0-8059-6286-7. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, phone #1-800-788-7654. Also available at: www.books-a-million.com. www.Abebooks.com, www.BarnsandNoble.com. And most book stores will order it for you if you give them the name of the book and the ISBN#
Laughter is healthy:
A guy walks into the doctors office and the receptionist asks him what he has.
He says,"Shingles."
She takes his name, address, and medical insurance, and tells him to sit in the waiting room. A few minutes later the nurses aid comes and asks him what he has.
He again answers,"Shingles."
She takes his height and weight and medical history, then tells him to wait in the examining room.
Ten minutes later the nurse comes in and asks him what he has and he says,"Shingles."
She gives him a blood test, takes his blood preasure and an electrocardiogram, then tells him to take off his clothes and wait for the doctor.
Fifteen minutes later the doctor comes in and asks him what he has and he again says,"Shingles."
The doctor asks,"Where?"
The man answers,"In the truck. Where do you want them?"
I actually have friends who do not believe that there is a difference between organic and supermarket foods. You can buy organic pancake syrup at the health food store. Organic maple syrup is 100% raw, unprocessed, unfiltered maple syrup.
On the other hand if you go to the supermarket and you can find different brands of syrup and if you read the label it contains: Corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, water, celulose gum, caramel color, salt, sodium benzoate, ascorbic acid, artificial flavors, natural flavors and sodium pecsameta-phosphate.Just the thought of all those wierd things they put in that gives me the creeps.
It is best for you to eat all natural as much as you can. I have to eat all natural and mostly organic because I have so many allergies to all the additives they put in our food.
I would like you to try my all natural cookbook,GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN # 0-8059-6286-7. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, phone #1-800-788-7654. Also available at: www.books-a-million.com. www.Abebooks.com, www.BarnsandNoble.com. And most book stores will order it for you if you give them the name of the book and the ISBN#
Laughter is healthy:
A guy walks into the doctors office and the receptionist asks him what he has.
He says,"Shingles."
She takes his name, address, and medical insurance, and tells him to sit in the waiting room. A few minutes later the nurses aid comes and asks him what he has.
He again answers,"Shingles."
She takes his height and weight and medical history, then tells him to wait in the examining room.
Ten minutes later the nurse comes in and asks him what he has and he says,"Shingles."
She gives him a blood test, takes his blood preasure and an electrocardiogram, then tells him to take off his clothes and wait for the doctor.
Fifteen minutes later the doctor comes in and asks him what he has and he again says,"Shingles."
The doctor asks,"Where?"
The man answers,"In the truck. Where do you want them?"
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
just a joke
Eat for the health of it.
A young fella applies for a job at an everything under one roof departmwnt store. His first day on the job kept him pretty busy but he got through it okay. After his boss had locked up for the night he asked the boy,"How did you do today? The boy answers, "Okay."
"How many customers did you have?"
The boy answers,"One."
"ONE? Most every employee has about 20 to 30 customers in a day."
"How much was the sale for?"
The kid answers," $101,237.65."
The boss is shocked and asks,"What the heck did you sell?"
The boy says,"Well, first I sold him a small fish hook. Then a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a large fishhook. Then I sold him a fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said,down the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went to the boat department and I sold him a nice boat."
"After he bought the boat his Honda wouldn't pull it so I took him to the automotive department and sold him a 4x4 Expedition."
The boss said,"You mean the guy came in here for a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a truck?"
The kid said,"No, the guy came in here and wanted to buy a box of Tampons for his wife and I said,"Hey dude, your weekends shot-you might as well go fishing."
A young fella applies for a job at an everything under one roof departmwnt store. His first day on the job kept him pretty busy but he got through it okay. After his boss had locked up for the night he asked the boy,"How did you do today? The boy answers, "Okay."
"How many customers did you have?"
The boy answers,"One."
"ONE? Most every employee has about 20 to 30 customers in a day."
"How much was the sale for?"
The kid answers," $101,237.65."
The boss is shocked and asks,"What the heck did you sell?"
The boy says,"Well, first I sold him a small fish hook. Then a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a large fishhook. Then I sold him a fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said,down the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went to the boat department and I sold him a nice boat."
"After he bought the boat his Honda wouldn't pull it so I took him to the automotive department and sold him a 4x4 Expedition."
The boss said,"You mean the guy came in here for a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a truck?"
The kid said,"No, the guy came in here and wanted to buy a box of Tampons for his wife and I said,"Hey dude, your weekends shot-you might as well go fishing."
Sunday, August 14, 2011
joke only tonight
Eat for the health of it.
Laughter is healthy:
After 40 years of marriage I told my wife, "40 years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a small screen TV, but one thing good about that was, I got to sleep with a young and beautiful woman every night".
Now we have a house that is worth $450,000, a $35,000 car, a king size bed, a huge flat screen TV, but I am sleeping with a 63 year old woman; it seems your not holding up your end of the bargain.
Now my wife is a reasonable person. She just told me to go out and find me another 23 year old chick and she would make sure that I would once again live in a cheap house, drive a junk car, sleep on a sofa, and watch a small screen TV.
These older women sure know how to hurt a guy.
Laughter is healthy:
After 40 years of marriage I told my wife, "40 years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a small screen TV, but one thing good about that was, I got to sleep with a young and beautiful woman every night".
Now we have a house that is worth $450,000, a $35,000 car, a king size bed, a huge flat screen TV, but I am sleeping with a 63 year old woman; it seems your not holding up your end of the bargain.
Now my wife is a reasonable person. She just told me to go out and find me another 23 year old chick and she would make sure that I would once again live in a cheap house, drive a junk car, sleep on a sofa, and watch a small screen TV.
These older women sure know how to hurt a guy.
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Sugar
Eat for the health of it.
I would never tell a diabetic to eat sugar, but if you do eat sugar, then use whole organic sugar. You will be surprised, and it's good. You will notice that it isn't pure white but the reason regular sugar is white is because it is bleached. Yes, they use a bleaching agent. The same with white flour. I use the unbleached flour and it works just the same as bleached flour. I have no idea why anyone would have to bleach flour or sugar. The only thing I can see is if you make lemonade or lemon meringue pie the unbleached sugar will give a different color and taste so you just use Xyilitol. Works wonderfully. Or you can use Stevia in the lemonade but not for the lemon pie because you have to use the measured amount and Stevia is very sweet so it wouldn't turn out right.
Please try my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, phone #1-800-788-7654. Also available at: Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com, Abebooks.com, etc. and most books stores will order it for you if you give them the title and the ISBN#
Laughter is healthy:
A pipe bursts in the doctors house and the plumber comes and fixes it, then hands the doctor a bill for $600 dollars.
"This is rediculous!I don't even make that much as a doctor."
The plumber answers,"Neither did I when I was a doctor."
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The doctor gets his car fixed and the mechanic hands him the bill. The doctor says,"WOW! This is several times more then I get for medical care."
"Yeah, doc, but you see, you are working on the same models all the time and we have to keep up to date with the new models every year."
ONE MORE------------------------------------------------------
"The doctor said he would have me back on my feet in two weeks."
"Well, did he?"
"Oh yea! He did,I had to sell my car to pay his bill."
I would never tell a diabetic to eat sugar, but if you do eat sugar, then use whole organic sugar. You will be surprised, and it's good. You will notice that it isn't pure white but the reason regular sugar is white is because it is bleached. Yes, they use a bleaching agent. The same with white flour. I use the unbleached flour and it works just the same as bleached flour. I have no idea why anyone would have to bleach flour or sugar. The only thing I can see is if you make lemonade or lemon meringue pie the unbleached sugar will give a different color and taste so you just use Xyilitol. Works wonderfully. Or you can use Stevia in the lemonade but not for the lemon pie because you have to use the measured amount and Stevia is very sweet so it wouldn't turn out right.
Please try my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, phone #1-800-788-7654. Also available at: Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com, Abebooks.com, etc. and most books stores will order it for you if you give them the title and the ISBN#
Laughter is healthy:
A pipe bursts in the doctors house and the plumber comes and fixes it, then hands the doctor a bill for $600 dollars.
"This is rediculous!I don't even make that much as a doctor."
The plumber answers,"Neither did I when I was a doctor."
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The doctor gets his car fixed and the mechanic hands him the bill. The doctor says,"WOW! This is several times more then I get for medical care."
"Yeah, doc, but you see, you are working on the same models all the time and we have to keep up to date with the new models every year."
ONE MORE------------------------------------------------------
"The doctor said he would have me back on my feet in two weeks."
"Well, did he?"
"Oh yea! He did,I had to sell my car to pay his bill."
Have you ever tried Colloidal silver?
Eat for the health of it.
I have used colloidal silver for many things. I have even drank it. I didn't turn blue though, I only take about a teaspoon 3 times a day. It's really good for most anything that ails you. Be sure to get the one that is drinkable, there are several kinds on the market; salves, lotions, different liquids and it is available at the health food stores.
Please try my all natural cookbook:GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7. It's loaded with good healthy and tasty recipes.It is available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, www.Abebooks.com, www.barnsandNoble.com, www.books-a-million.com. You can also order from most bookstores by giving them you ISBN# and the title.
Laughter is healthy:
This little five year old boy was visiting his grandma and he was in the bedroom while she was tidying up and he asks her,"grandma, why don't you get a boyfriend being that grandpa died and went to heaven?"
"Oh, my TV is my boyfriend, it entertains me."
She turns the TV on and the reception is bad so she hit's the back of the TV and adjusts the button. A knock comes to the door and the boy runs to answer it. It's the preacher and he asks, "where is your grandma?"
He replies,"She's bangging her boyfriend in the bedroom."
I have used colloidal silver for many things. I have even drank it. I didn't turn blue though, I only take about a teaspoon 3 times a day. It's really good for most anything that ails you. Be sure to get the one that is drinkable, there are several kinds on the market; salves, lotions, different liquids and it is available at the health food stores.
Please try my all natural cookbook:GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7. It's loaded with good healthy and tasty recipes.It is available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, www.Abebooks.com, www.barnsandNoble.com, www.books-a-million.com. You can also order from most bookstores by giving them you ISBN# and the title.
Laughter is healthy:
This little five year old boy was visiting his grandma and he was in the bedroom while she was tidying up and he asks her,"grandma, why don't you get a boyfriend being that grandpa died and went to heaven?"
"Oh, my TV is my boyfriend, it entertains me."
She turns the TV on and the reception is bad so she hit's the back of the TV and adjusts the button. A knock comes to the door and the boy runs to answer it. It's the preacher and he asks, "where is your grandma?"
He replies,"She's bangging her boyfriend in the bedroom."
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