Eat for the health of it.
Believe me I can relate to hives. I am allergic to all of those darn chemicals they put in our food and if it isn't 5% of the product they don't have to list it so I get hives a lot. Cream or milk will soothe the itching and pain. You can use buttermilk, whole milk, cream, half and half and even goats milk.
If you would like to learn how to eat all natural, try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7.
You may order by phone at: 1-800-788-7654 or at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, BarnesandNoble.com, Amazonbooks.com, Kindlebook, Abebooks.com and Books-a-million.com.
If you are looking for a good novel to read, try "Under Obligation" by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN#1-58736-601-0.Available at: www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com. And(Books-a-million.com, BarnesandNoble.com.#978-1587366010)
Laughter is healthy:
An older man was sitting at the snack bar in a restaurant when three motor cycle riders came in and the first one stands next to him and pushes his cigarette into his pie; walks away and sits a few seats down from him at the counter. A second cycler walks up to the old man and spits in his milk and takes a seat at the counter by his buddy. The third cycler comes up to the old man and turns his plate upside down on the counter and joins the other two.
Without a word the older fella gets up, pays his bill and leaves the restaurant.
The three cyclers are laughing and having fun with their mischief. One of the guys said to the waitress,"That guy wasn't much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replies," Not much of a truckdriver either, he just backed his big rig over three motorcycles."
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Dandelions
Eat for the health of it.
Maybe those old dandelions were put on this earth for a good reason. I figure anything is worth the try. An herbalist took three tablespoons of cut up fresh yellow blossoms and blended them with 8 ounces of green vegetable juice or tomato or carrot juice, this was to cure color blindness. I am not color blind but my husband is and I doubt it if I will get him to try this, all he wants to do is spray them and kill them. But this may help someone else.
I am still selling my all natural cookbook if you want to cook all natural instead of all those nasty chemicals they are putting in the processed foods. GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Order at:www.dorrancepublishing.com or call at: 1-800-788-7654. You may also order at: Books-a-million.com or BarnsandNoble.com and amazonbooks.com.
Laughter is healthy:
The teacher asks the third grade class,"Can anyone tell a story and give the moral of the story?" After explaining the moral of the story, little Suzie raises her hand.
"I live on a farm and one of the hens laid 12 eggs and we were excited to have 12 new chicks but only 6 of them hatched."
The teacher said,"That's great; now what is the moral of your story?"
Suzie answers,"Never count your chickens before they are hatched."
"Very good,anyone else?"
Johnnie says,"I was carrying some eggs in the basket on my bike that I bought for my mom and I dropped them and all the eggs broke."
"That's nice now tell the moral."
"Don't put your eggs all in one basket."
"Very good."
Joey stands up and says," My aunt Karrie is in the army and she was in the Gulf War, she parachuted down with only a gun, twenty bullets, a knife, and a six pack of beer. On the way down she drank the six pack. When she landed she shot twenty Iraquis and killed ten of them with her knife."
"Very good Joey,what is the moral of your story?"
"Don't mess with Aunt Karen when she's drunk."
Maybe those old dandelions were put on this earth for a good reason. I figure anything is worth the try. An herbalist took three tablespoons of cut up fresh yellow blossoms and blended them with 8 ounces of green vegetable juice or tomato or carrot juice, this was to cure color blindness. I am not color blind but my husband is and I doubt it if I will get him to try this, all he wants to do is spray them and kill them. But this may help someone else.
I am still selling my all natural cookbook if you want to cook all natural instead of all those nasty chemicals they are putting in the processed foods. GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Order at:www.dorrancepublishing.com or call at: 1-800-788-7654. You may also order at: Books-a-million.com or BarnsandNoble.com and amazonbooks.com.
Laughter is healthy:
The teacher asks the third grade class,"Can anyone tell a story and give the moral of the story?" After explaining the moral of the story, little Suzie raises her hand.
"I live on a farm and one of the hens laid 12 eggs and we were excited to have 12 new chicks but only 6 of them hatched."
The teacher said,"That's great; now what is the moral of your story?"
Suzie answers,"Never count your chickens before they are hatched."
"Very good,anyone else?"
Johnnie says,"I was carrying some eggs in the basket on my bike that I bought for my mom and I dropped them and all the eggs broke."
"That's nice now tell the moral."
"Don't put your eggs all in one basket."
"Very good."
Joey stands up and says," My aunt Karrie is in the army and she was in the Gulf War, she parachuted down with only a gun, twenty bullets, a knife, and a six pack of beer. On the way down she drank the six pack. When she landed she shot twenty Iraquis and killed ten of them with her knife."
"Very good Joey,what is the moral of your story?"
"Don't mess with Aunt Karen when she's drunk."
Friday, April 22, 2011
Colon Cancer
Eat for the health of it.
I wish I had known this years ago when my dad died from colon cancer. They claim that garlic is good to get rid of colon cancer even the supplement Kyolic works as well. I am surely going to eat more garlic. And I also heard recently that if you drink a glass of milk after eating the garlic you won't have the garlic breath. Hey it's worth a try.
Don't forget my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7. Please order at: 1-800-788-7654 or www.dorrancepublishing.com. Also Books-a-million.com, BarnesandNoble.com and also Bassettes Healthfood store on Secor road between Sylvania Ave, and Executive Parkway in Toledo, Ohio.
Laughter is Healthy:
This young lady went to confession and told the priest, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned."
The priest said,"Confess your sins."
The young woman said,"Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thought for awhile and said, "I want you to go home and Squeeze three lemons into a glass and drink it."
The lady asked,"Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest answered,"No, but it will take that smile off your face."
I wish I had known this years ago when my dad died from colon cancer. They claim that garlic is good to get rid of colon cancer even the supplement Kyolic works as well. I am surely going to eat more garlic. And I also heard recently that if you drink a glass of milk after eating the garlic you won't have the garlic breath. Hey it's worth a try.
Don't forget my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7. Please order at: 1-800-788-7654 or www.dorrancepublishing.com. Also Books-a-million.com, BarnesandNoble.com and also Bassettes Healthfood store on Secor road between Sylvania Ave, and Executive Parkway in Toledo, Ohio.
Laughter is Healthy:
This young lady went to confession and told the priest, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned."
The priest said,"Confess your sins."
The young woman said,"Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thought for awhile and said, "I want you to go home and Squeeze three lemons into a glass and drink it."
The lady asked,"Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest answered,"No, but it will take that smile off your face."
Saturday, April 9, 2011
a little add and a joke only,tonight
Eat for the health of it.
My book: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, call at: 1-800-788-7654. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, www.books-a-million.com, www.BarnsandNoble.com.
Laughter is healthy:
Sister Maryann worked for a home health care and as she was making her rounds she ran out of gas. She walked to the gas station a block away and asked to borrow a gas can and she would buy the gas and take it to her car and return the gas can when she came back to fill up.
The attendand told her that he had already lent it out and that she could use it when he returned.
Sister Maryann told him that she would check her car and see if she had anything in there to get gas in. She returned with a bedpan and asked the attendant to put enough in the pan to get her car started and she would be back to get more gas.
While sister Maryann was pouring the gas in the tank, two guys accross the street, who were baptists, looked at each other and the one said, "If that car starts, I'm turning Catholic."
My book: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, call at: 1-800-788-7654. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, www.books-a-million.com, www.BarnsandNoble.com.
Laughter is healthy:
Sister Maryann worked for a home health care and as she was making her rounds she ran out of gas. She walked to the gas station a block away and asked to borrow a gas can and she would buy the gas and take it to her car and return the gas can when she came back to fill up.
The attendand told her that he had already lent it out and that she could use it when he returned.
Sister Maryann told him that she would check her car and see if she had anything in there to get gas in. She returned with a bedpan and asked the attendant to put enough in the pan to get her car started and she would be back to get more gas.
While sister Maryann was pouring the gas in the tank, two guys accross the street, who were baptists, looked at each other and the one said, "If that car starts, I'm turning Catholic."
Friday, April 8, 2011
jet leg
Eat for the health of it.
I have often heard of people complaining about jet lag. I have never experienced that but I read where they suggest that you not drink any caffeinated beverages or soda pop at least two hours before returning home from your flight.
Remember my book, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7. You may order at: 1-800-788-7654, You may purchase it at: www.dorrancepublishing.com,www.Books-a-million.com, www.Barnesand Noble.com and www.amazonbooks.com.
Laughter is healthy:
Hung Chow calls his boss to tell him that he is sick and cannot come to work.
His boss says,"I need you today, when I don't feel good I tell my wife, I need sex and everything is better."
2 Hours later, Hung Chow calls his boss and leaves a message,"I do what you say-I be at work soon- you have a nice house."
I have often heard of people complaining about jet lag. I have never experienced that but I read where they suggest that you not drink any caffeinated beverages or soda pop at least two hours before returning home from your flight.
Remember my book, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7. You may order at: 1-800-788-7654, You may purchase it at: www.dorrancepublishing.com,www.Books-a-million.com, www.Barnesand Noble.com and www.amazonbooks.com.
Laughter is healthy:
Hung Chow calls his boss to tell him that he is sick and cannot come to work.
His boss says,"I need you today, when I don't feel good I tell my wife, I need sex and everything is better."
2 Hours later, Hung Chow calls his boss and leaves a message,"I do what you say-I be at work soon- you have a nice house."
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Burns
Eat for the health of it.
I use the banana peel and vinegar and hopfully I never get burned but if I do I think I will try this one. They claim it really works. I wanted to test it but I didn't feel like burning myself.
Keep some white flour in the refrigerator and if you burn yourself, like on the hand, put your hand right in the bag of white flour and leave it on there for awhile then wash it off. Even your tongue, do the same thing. And you know how many times you can burn your tonue on that hot coffee or tea.
Sorry no joke tonight gotta go to bed.
I use the banana peel and vinegar and hopfully I never get burned but if I do I think I will try this one. They claim it really works. I wanted to test it but I didn't feel like burning myself.
Keep some white flour in the refrigerator and if you burn yourself, like on the hand, put your hand right in the bag of white flour and leave it on there for awhile then wash it off. Even your tongue, do the same thing. And you know how many times you can burn your tonue on that hot coffee or tea.
Sorry no joke tonight gotta go to bed.
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