Tuesday, October 11, 2011

just a joke tonight

Eat for the health of it.

An older couple sitting on the loveseat and the wife says,"Dear, do you remember when we used to sit close and we held hands?"

He moves over close to her and takes her hand in his.

"Dear,do you remember when you always held me tight?"

He puts his arms around her and he squeezes her.

She continues,"Do you remember when you would nibble on my ear as you held me tight?"

The husband stands up and starts to walk away.

She asks, "Where are you going?"

"I have to go to the bathroom to get my teeth."