Monday, May 30, 2011

impetigo

Eat for the health of it.

I remember this stuff because I had it when I was a child and I felt like a leper. Noone wanted to play with me. I remember my mother using some kind of salve on me but what it was, I sure do not know. I ran accross this information that you might just need some day. If your child has sores and you think they are impetigo or even some other skin sores, I am sure this would work for numerous sores.

Try soaking the top crust with a good soap, like Dial and preferably distilled water. Take a gauze and wet it with the water and put a little soap on it and place it on the scabs or sores to soften them. Gently remove. Apply hydrogen peroxide with a cotton tip then use Neosporin or other antibiotic.

You can switch to echinatia after a few days. Take the echinatia capsul and mix it with Vaseline and put it on the sores. You don't want it to dry out too much or it will crack and be sore all over again.

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I would also like you to try Under Obligation, by Trishianna Rose Roberts at: www.wheatmark.com.

Laughter is healthy:

Two old geesers went to a brothal. They went in side and tells the madam that they would each like a girl for awhile.

The madam thinks to herself,"I am not wasting my beautiful girls on those old geesers, I'll just give them some blowup dolls and they won't know the difference."
The madam set them up in a room with the blowup dolls and she leaves the room.

Awhile later as they are going home the first guy says."I think my girl was dead."

"Why?"

"She never made a move or said anything."

His friend says,"I think mine was a witch."

"Why?"

Well, as we were making love, I bit her on the neck and then I gave her a little bite on the hiney; she passed gas and flew out the window- took my teeth with her."

Saturday, May 28, 2011

How to find out what you are allergic to

Eat for the health of it.

If you are itching and think you are allergic to something; here is what you can do.

Keep in mind that you can be allergic to only one thing or a whole lot of things. If you have hives and itching or your tongue swells up and maybe your lips,or cramps and diarhia, I can tell you that you are probably allergic to MSG (monosodium glutamate). Maybe you are itching all over(with a rash or hives or just itching skin)That can be any number of things. It will also make a difference if you are allergic to laundry soap, some people are allergic to the sun, others are allergic to carpeting in their house or freshly painted walls, perfume, all kinds of things and regardless you will have to go through sometime of study to find out what it is you are allergic to.
Usually you can detect things that you just got new in your house and figure that out, but when you start out like I did. First it was MSG, of course I had the signs, like swollen lips, tongue etc. and when I went to the hospital they new right away what it was.
I was drinking a diet drink and all of a sudden I was itching on my arms. I read the ingredients and it contained aspartame, so I naturally quit drinking that stuff. High fructose corn syrup made me break out under my arms, breasts and groin area with a horribly painful itch.
Cereal that contains soy products gives me a painful stomach and abdomin. (It is from the genetically altered soybeans that are not edible but they are being mixed in with the edible beans somewhere along the line of process. The genetically altered beans are for manufacturing purposes only. So I can't trust eating soy products and they are putting it in almost everything.
If you are bothered with any of these abnormal feelings, itching,headaches, your eyes can itch, your arms, palms, feet, almost any place on your body. Believe me, I have been through it all. This last ,I am hoping the last, my stomach burned, my elbows and around that area was itching like crazy. I had to remember what I had eaten in the past few days that was processed and I could hardly believe it but it happened to be milk and milk products. I found out that milk has several things added to it in the processing that apparently is not good for you and I am allergic to it. So I can't have cream in my coffee or milk on my cereal or butter on my bread. Well I thought I couldn't but then someone mentioned that some of the grocery stores are carrying Organic foods so I am now buying organic foods.
I have used unbleached flour and sugar for quite some time; now the organic food that costs almost twice the price of regular, but I don't buy junk food. They do have all natural sodas and just about anything you want to eat.
I just want to help anyone out there that may be having an itchy problem and you don't know where to start. You have to go through the process of elimination.
If you don't know this; white flour and white sugar has a bleaching agent in it. (you can buy unbleached)-Drink only mineral or spring water. Eat only fresh fruits and vegetables. Eat fresh meats and fish. Use sea salt. No white vinegar, use apple cider vinegar. Stay away from condiments until you find out what you are allergic to. (catsup has HFCS in it) (Mayonaise has soy in it)If you have cleared up by one or maybe two weeks, then start adding only one food at a time per day to see if you have a reaction. You may want to try an enema too, to clean yourself out good before eating the foods again. Be sure to watch for any sign of a reaction when you go back to regular foods because that is the only way you will know what you are allergic to.
One more thing too is that the meats have a lot of things in it that the animals eat and you might want to go organic on that too.

Sorry no jokes tonight because it is morning already and I want to go to bed. Good night and good luck!

Just remember my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7 Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com Phone # 1-800-788-7654.

Friday, May 27, 2011

More about the recluse spider

Eat for the health of it.

Upon reading more on the recluse spider I ran accross an item where a young couple were cleaning an area and she was bitten by a spider but at first was not aware that it was a recluse. Later he was bitten by a spider when he tried to kill it. He thought it looked like a recluse and they had read somewhere to put colloidal silver on bites etc. and so they did.She had used something else but then also used the colloidal silver. Because she hadn't put the colloidal silver right away she had some reaction but he used it right away and had hardly any reaction. So it's good to keep this colloidal silver on hand, you never know when something might bite you.

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Laughter is healthy:

A man and woman were on a train; they did not know each other but were assigned to the same sleeping room. Although they were a little embarrassed they made light of the situation and fell asleep...he in the upper bunk and she was in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over the edge of the upper bunk and gently woke the woman, saying,"Ma'am, sorry to bother you, but could you please hand me a blanket from the closet?I am really cold."

She replies."I have a better idea, let's pretend we are married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" He exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own darn blanket."

Monday, May 23, 2011

recluse spider

Eat for the health of it.

I don't know if I have ever seen a live recluse spider but I am sure I don't want to. If one bites you the venom they shoot in you is deadly and if not taken care of right away it can kill you. All I know is they are a skinney legged, brown colored spider. They like dark places so when clearing an attic or moving a wood pile be very careful.I would suggest spraying the whole wood pile with a good insect killer. Check to make sure it kills spiders. Use an insect bomb to kill them in the attic. They also like dark places so if you are cleaning the attic turn a bright light on in there for at least an hour before you start but if you are cleaning and moving things around it's best to use the insect bomb too.

I would like you to try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7 by Teresa Thompson. I wrote this book because of the allergies I have to the chemicals they put in our food. I thought maybe others are suffering too and would like this book of really delicious recipes and would also help with your allergies. It is available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, phone# 1-800-788-7654.Also available at: Amazonbooks.com, Abebooks.com, Books-a-million.com and BarnesandNoble.com. Most book stores will order for you if you give them the Title and the ISBN#.

Laughter is healthy:

Bush and Cheney go out for brunch. The waitress come to take their order and Cheney looks at the menu and tells her that he would like the prime rib with all the trimmings. She asks Bush what he would like and he says,"I'll have a quickie." The waitress storms off,shouting over her shoulder,"I thought all of this behavior would stop since you are president." Bush sits there looking confused and Cheney says,'Uh, Mr.President, that's pronounced "quiche".'

Saturday, May 21, 2011

have nerve pain?

Eat for the health of it.

If you are having sciatic or nerve pain, try using tea tree oil and rub it on the spot for several minutes. You can also try peppermint oil or melaleuca oil.

For good all natural food that helps with any ailment try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com. Phone # 1-800-788-7654. Also available at: Books-a-million.com, Abebooks.com, BarnesandNoble.com. Most book stores will order it in if you give them the title and ISBN#.

Laughter is healthy:

Two tourists are driving through Louisiana. As they arrive at the Natchitoches, they begin to argue about the pronunciation of the town. They were still arguing about the pronunciation as they stopped for lunch. As they stand in line at the counter, the one tourist asks the blonde employee, "Before we order could you please pronounce the name of this place very slowly?"

The blonde leans over the counter and says,"Burrrr, gerrrr, Kiiiing."

Friday, May 20, 2011

leg cramps

Eat for the health of it.

Did you ever wake up in the night with horrible leg cramps? WOW!! I have and I would jump out of that bed as fast as I could and press my heels on the floor and get a hold of my toes and pull them up or just press my heal into the floor. That worked pretty good for me until I read where you should place a bar of soap (don't laugh)Place the bar of soap under the fitted sheet so it is in the area below the knees, when you lie down. I have been doing this for years and it works. I can't understand how it does but I don't care as long as it works. I place a fresh bar in there every few months. One time I started to get cramps again and I found out that the bar of soap slipped out and it was under the bed, as soon as I replaced it it started working again.

Please try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7. They are all natural recipes, the way it should be. Phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Or order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com. Available at: www.Abebooks.com, BarnsandNoble.com, Books-a-million.com or most bookstores will order for you if you give them the ISBN#.

Laughter is healthy:

A couple in their mid sixties were celebrating their 40th anniversary in a small romantic restaurant when a tiny fairy appeared and she gave each a wish. The wife went first and said,"I wish for a romantic cruise vacation with my husband.

The fairy then asks the husband,"What is your wish?" The husband then says, "Sorry dear but my wish is for a wife thirty years younger than me." The fairy is stunned and the wife looks at her husband with pure dissapointment. The fairy thinks, 'well, a wish is a wish.' The fairy waves her majic wand and POOF! the husband is suddenly 95 years old. Men- remember that fairies are females.

Monday, May 16, 2011

yawning

Eat for the health of it.

Do you get those days when all you want to do is yawn? Take a slice of green bell pepper and place it in your mouth and just suck on it. another thing is a piece of raw potato. Hey it's worth a try.

Remember GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, Available at www.dorrancepublishing.com. Phone # 1-800-788-7654. Also at Books-a-million.com, Abebooks.com, BarnsandNoble.com. Most book stores will order if you have the name and the ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7.

Laughter is healthy:

A young lad visits his uncle on the farm and his uncle shows him all the usual things that he felt would interest the lad and he noticed that he was getting bored and he decided that maybe he would like to go hunting so he hands the kid a gun and says,"Here, take the gun and the dogs and go shooting."
This seems to to cheer the boy and he is gone for a few hours and returns back to the house and goes inside. The uncle asks,"How did you like that?"
The boy answers," That was great, do you have any more dogs?"

That's a bad one.

how to get rid of warts

Eat for the health of it.

Have you ever had warts? Do you still have them and want to get rid of them? Take a banana peel and place the inside of the skin on the wart and tape it and change it with fresh every 12 to 14 hours. It may take several weeks but if you can get them off without cutting them off, would be worth the try.

Please try my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7.Available by phone 1-800-788-7654 or at:www.dorrancepublishing.com. Also at: Amazonbooks.com, Books-a-million.com, Abebooks.com, and they can be ordered from any bookstore with the ISBN#1-8059-6286-7.

Laughter is healthy:

A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, shirt and suspenders.

The salesman asks,"What on earth is that all about?"

The farmer says,"We had a fire in the coop a few weeks back and singed all his feathers off and my wife made him some clthes to keep him warm."

"Okay, but that was two months ago. Why is he still wearing them?"

The farmer replies."There ain't nothing funnier than watching him trying to get his pants down and hold down the hen at the same time."

Thursday, May 12, 2011

vomiting

Eat for the health of it.

Although vomiting is a natural way of ridding the stomach of contents that is making you sick, you don't want to repeatedly vomit because it rids your stomach of it's natural juices. Try drinking juices from pears, quava, mango and papaya. These fruits will soothe the stomach. Avoid acidy fruits like,oranges, grapefruit, pineapple and cherry.

If you are looking for a good healthy cookbook please try GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, phone at: 1-800-788-7654 or at: Abebooks.com, Books-a-million.com, Amazonbooks.com, and most bookstores will order it in for you, if you give them the name of the book and the ISBN#.

Laughter is healthy:

A blonde,brunette and a redhead are competing in the English Channel Breast Stroke Competition. The redhead wins and the brunette comes in second. There is no sign of the Blonde. Hours go by and still no blonde. Everyone is concerned what has happened to her. All hope for the blonde is gone. Suddenly she appears and the crowd is cheering her on to the finish. They embrace the blonde as she steps on shore. After the excitement dies down the blonde leans over to the judges and whispers,"I hate to sound like a sore loser but those girls were using their arms."

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

food allergies

Eat for the health of it.

I am allergic to most of the chemicals that they put in our food and recently I was stumped as to what I could be allergic to now and I was rummaging through some info and I read where a doctor had sent cows blood for allergy diagnoses. When the results came back it stated that the patient was allergic to 22 of the 187 substances tested,and they said that the patient should not drink cows milk. WOW!!

When I read this I thought to myself,(I could be allergic to cows milk because I am very careful what I eat but one thing I haven't given up is 1/2 and 1/2 in my coffee and cereal. I have been itching and I couldn't figure out what it was, so now I have to give up my 1/2 and 1/2 or at least until I see if this itching and pain goes away.Anyone that has allergies knows what I am talking about. I am almost to the point right now where I think I will have to buy all of my food from the health food store. And then I wonder if it really is all natural. Last year when I was in a healthfood store. Although, I bought some chocolate covered jelly rings and I knew my mother liked them so I bought them and of course I had to test them to make sure they were good and I ate more than just a test portion and the next day I was itching so the next time I went into that store I asked about the candy, if it had HFCS in it and the girl that was there said she would check it out. I didn't have to ask because when I went back there, there wasn't any of that candy in there and I never saw it after that.
Now if I find out that I am allergic to cows milk I will have to check it out if the milk is safe from the health food store. I sure hope so, because I love cream in my coffee.I think they buy their milk from cows that are free range, like it should be.

You can see why I wrote this all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACKE TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7 Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, phone at: 1-800-788-7654, also at: Books-a-million.com, BarnesandNoble.com, Amazonbooks.com and Abebooks.com. You can order at most book stores if you give them the title of the book and the ISBN#.

Laughter is healthy:

A drunk staggers into the bar but the bartender refuses to serve him. Five minutes later the drunk comes staggering in again. The bartender again says,"I am not serving you anything to drink, you have had too much already."
Five minutes later he's back again and the bartender stays firm and says, "I am not serving you any drinks, you are too drunk already."
The drunk says,"I guess I must be drunk, you're the third place in a row that told me that."
It's bad but thats all I had.

Monday, May 9, 2011

rice broth for diarrhea?

Eat for the health of it.

If you experience diarrhea and want a quick response, try cooking 1 cup of hard white rice (not the processed kind) in 7-8 cups of water for 15 minutes. Drain the water into a container and save the rice for a later meal. Drink 2 cups of the rice water (when cool enough) if your diarrhea does not stop in two hours try another 2 cups of the rice water. It should stop.

If you or someone you know has allergy problems with all the chemicals they put in our food, please try my all natural cookbook,GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. This book can help you if you are allergic to these chemicals or if you just want to eat healthy. It's a great gift for anyone that wants to eat healthy and eat some good home cooking.

Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or by phone at:1-800-788-7654.

www.BarnesandNoble.com or www.Books-a-million.com or

A very good novel you may enjoy is: Under Obligation available at: www.wheatmark.com

Laughter is healthy:

A fella is outside on the patio bar enjoying a drink when a nun walks up and begins to lecture him on the evils of alcohol.

"How do you know that alcohol is evil?" asks the man. "Have you ever tasted it?"

"Of course not,"answered the nun.

"Then let me buy you a drink and,afterwards, if you still believe it's so evil, I promise I will never taste another drink."

"But I can't possibly be seen drinking," says the nun.

"Right. Well, I'll get the bartender to put it in a teacup."

The man goes inside and tells the bartender to give him a beer and a vodka.
"And would you please put that vodka in a tea cup?"

The bartender say,"Oh no.It's not that nun out there again,is it?"

Friday, May 6, 2011

Fish oil

Eat for the health of it.

Fish oil is one of the best supplements you can take. It's good for so many things like: Wrinkles, arthritis, heart disease, high blood preasure. Get a good brand of Omega three Fish oil and give it a try. If you want to eat your omega three, try eating: Tuna, salmon, mackeral, sardines, and anchovies.

Please try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, phone number, 1-800-788-7654. Available at other books stores also.

Laughter is healthy:

A six year old boy tells his teacher every day that he is going to have a baby brother or sister. One day his mother let him feel the baby moving. The teacher noticed that he suddenly stops talking about the baby. Finally one day she asks him why he isn't talking about the baby anymore. He tells the teacher, "I think my mommy ate it."

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

athletes foot and toenail fungus

Eat for the health of it.

If you have athletes foot or a toenail fungus, try soaking your foot in a bucket of very warm water with a 1/2 cup epsom salt and a half cup of apple cider vinegar, soak for at least a half hour. After soaking, take an old tooth brush or other type brush and scrub the infection from under the toenail and soak awhile longer. Do this as long as it is necessary to clean that buildup under the nails.It can take a few weeks. Oil of oregeano is good too.

Don't forget my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Available at: www.Dorrancepublishing.com. Phone number 1-800-788-7654. Or you may order at: www.books-a-million.com, www.barnesandNoble.com. You can order it in at any bookstore if you give them the name and the ISBN#.

Laughter is healthy:

A man and his wife goes to see the doctor and he tells the old man,"I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man,being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and asks, "What did he say? What does he want?"

The wife yells back,"He needs your underware."