Eating for health

Eat for the health of it.

People have a better chance to live a longer and healthy life by eating all natural and good for you kind of food. By keeping your body healthy will build up your immune system and help ward off life threatening illnesses and have a better chance of living longer.

The foods you need to eat are all natural, not processed. You need chemical free, germ killing foods like:Raw honey, apple cider vinegar, garlic, onions, radishes, hot peppers and turnips. Spices, black tea and instead of sugar, use stevia.

People complain that the foods that are good for you, make them sick. It will take some time to clean out all that crap that has built up inside of you. Throw away all of those antacids and get your stomach used to eat all natural foods, then gradually add onions, peppers, radishes and cabbage. Basiccally any food that is not processed is better for you than any of these chemically laden processed foods. I was one of those people that thought they could not eat radishes and cabbage, etc. but after reading how bad antacids are for you I started changing over and now I eat everything that is all natural. I eat radishes to keep my stomach from burning.

Americas diets have become so bland with foods like white sugar, candies, over cooked veggies and processed cereal. You need to eat unprocessed foods, raw veggies and spicy foods.

Some people eat as much as a cup of sugar a day. Sugar is not good for you even unbleached sugar should be used in moderation. The large amounts of sugar and other processed foods plays a big part in people being sick. We could have a pandemic in this country like back in the early 1900's. We have to build up our immune systems to resist these diseases and illnesses by eating healthy instead of all of these processed foods.

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Laughter is healthy:
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of their boats?

If they fell forward, they would still be in the boat. I know that's bad. a better one tomorrow.

Bird Flu

Eat for the health of it.

Have you ever been warned about washing the fruit before you eat it? Believe me, do it. Birds do carry the bird flu virus and people can get it, by just picking a fruit from a tree that has some bird doodoo on it and you bite into it without washing it and you can get very sick from it.

We had a neighbor that lived in Florida and he picked an orange off the tree and cut into it with his jacknife but apparently did not notice anything on the orange; he ate it and he became very ill, they diagnosed him as having bird flu. This could happen with any fruit or vegetable so be sure to wash any fruit or vegetable before eating it. I would suggest washing it in vinegar water, then rinse again in fresh water.

Eat healthy and stay healthy.

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OLD IS WHEN:

You don't care where your spouse goes just so you don't have to go along.

OLD IS WHEN:

You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor istead of the police.

OLD IS WHEN:

'Getting a little action' means you don't need any fiber today.

Are you fat? Do you know why?

Eat for the health of it.

If you are a fast eater, it could be the reason you are over weight. If you are eating too fast you don't feel full because the hormones do not have time to tell your brain to tell you that you are full. Therefore you keep eating. Try slowing down and really enjoy the food you are eating.

Don't eat a lot of junk food either because junk food doesn't have food value
Try eating as much all natural food as you can and try to leave the junk food occasionally.

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Laughter is healthy;

Old is when.. your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you are barefoot.

a little info

Eat for the health of it.

I was just reading an article on Zona plus, it's supposed to be good for High Blood Pressure, it says that even doctors are using it. I'll have to get more info on it.

Magnesium Salt and/or witch hazel is good for hemrrhoids and fissures.

Extra virgin pine nut oil is good for burning in the stomach.


Short tonight, I have to get up early for tests in the AM. I need sleep.

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What's the difference between Tiger and Santa?
Santa stops after three Ho's

I know that's bad. Good nite, gotta sleep.

cell phones and radiation

Eat for the health of it.

Cell phones are great but do you know they emit radiation? The farther away your phone is from your body the less radiation you will get from it, naturally. You should carry your cell phone at least a foot away from you. I don't know how that could be with children going to school and carrying it in their hands or in their hand bag but try to convince them that they should keep it at least a foot away when they are not using it. I know that is an understatement too, because I know that these kids are on those phones all the time. Tell them to carry it in a bag that they can lay down so it will be at least a foot away when not in use and another thing that will help is using a wired headset. It will be terrible if all of these kids end up with cancer.

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Laughter is healthy: Just a snicker from Mississippi:

A young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot." Bubba replied, "Did you see who took it?" The young man answered, "I couldn't tell but I did get the license number."

Milk in the raw

Eat for the health of it.

I remember how good the milk tasted when I was a child and we had dairy cows and we drank that milk and we never got sick. Why in the world do they want to ruin the milk by pasturizing it? Pasteurizing sucks all the nutrition out of the milk, including vitaminC, B6 and B12. It's no wonder that people are deficient in these vitamins.

Just a few years back 220,000 people got sick by salmonella in pasteurized milk. Now wasn't that the reason they pasteurized milk in the first place? At that same time no one had reported getting sick on raw milk.

I think they would be better off if they let these farmers raise cows and let people have the milk the way it was intended. It tastes better and it is much better for you than that pasteurized stuff is.

If they left our food alone people would be healthier and it tastes better. And now they even want to radiate our food. If we all stop buying it maybe they would get the message.

It's really sad what they do to our food. Why can't we just have it like God gave it to us? If we eat healthy we will be healthy.

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Laughter is healthy: One day employment

Mable, landed a job at Wal-Mart as a greeter. Within a couple of hours after landing her job a mean-looking; unattractive lady comes in with 2 kids at her side. She is yelling obscenities all the way through the entrance.

Mable was instructed to be kind and courteous to everyone. She put on a smile and said,"Good morning Ma'am, nice looking chidren you have there, are they twins?

The woman snarled back and said, "Hell, no." One's nine and the other one is seven." And she went on,"Why would you think they were twins? Are you blind or just plain stupid?"

Mable gave her an answer,"I am niether blind or stupid, Ma'am, I just can't believe that any man would have slept with you twice."

Mable didn't really want to be a greeter anyway.

wishes

Eat for the health of it.

I want to wish you all a very Merry Christmas. I hope to have some time for articles over the Holidays.

Who's fault is this?

Eat for the health of it.

I am sure everyone has heard of the thousands of houses that were built between 2003 and 2007 using drywall from China that emits a rotten egg odor, makes people ill and damages electrical wiring and air conditioning components. I am sure these people were upset but what do you do when you have all your money already in the house you built?
Who Pays to have this removed?

Now if that were a company in the US, wouldn't they have to fix that?

My thoughts exactly.

Now they say that the U.S. Dept. of housing and Urban Development has said a Federal grant program will be made available to to help remove and replace this material which they estimate will cost around $100,000 per house. That's great that HUD is helping them with this problem but shouldn't the money come from China where this crap came from in the first place?

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Laughter is healthy:Compliments to the person who wrote this, very good.

Twas the night before Thanksgiving, and out of the house
Came Tiger Woods a flyin' chased by his wife.

She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry
'Cause a bimbo's phone number was on his Blackberry

Old Tiger'd been cheating on poor little Elin
And as each day went by another whore was a squealin'

He was makin' it with Holly, with Jamie and Cory
On Joslyn , Kaleeka TMZ had the story.

From on top of the world to above all the fold,
Tiger'severmore sorted story was told.

With hostesses and waitresses he had lots of sex
And when not laying them he sent out hot texts.

He crashed his big Caddy but didn't call onstar
Yet he played Spanke Me Daddy with skanky od porn star.

He's just been so naughty that with santa no chance
he'll get a big lump of coal to match the one in his pants.

But dispite all his cryin',and beggin' and pleadin'
Tiger's wife made a purchase, a new house in Sweden.

And I heard her exclaim, as she packed the Escalade
"If you're gonna get laid, then I'm gonna get paid!"

She's no longer pouting, in fact of good cheer
'Cause her prenup made Christmas come early this year.

How is your liver?

Eat for the health of it.

Here we go again. Why are we being testers for all the new drugs out there? I always thought that they tested drugs for ten years before putting them on the market. Now they make them and put them out there for people to use, then people get sick and maybe even die from untested drugs.

The FDA has announced that dicoflenac gel (voltaren gel) used for arthritis can kill you and in some cases within a month. They know it has been reported to cause necrosis (death of liver cells), jaundice and liver failure and in some cases the patient needs a liver transplant. In some cases it has been fatal.

Don't be afraid to ask about the risk of any new drugs that are prescribed to you. I have to ask where they are made and what type of filler is used because I am allergic to the foreign fillers that they use. These pills are called generic. They claim that the drug inside is the same as we have in the US but whatever they use for filler is not the same.

I think they should find out what they are putting in the drugs and make them use more controlled fillers. When are they going to think of people as humans and stop worrying how they can make more money and not even care about the results of using bad chemicals? Every drug that is formulated should be tested for a few years to make sure it is safe.

Eating all natural can help so you don't have to take drugs then you are safe, but now and then you can still pick up some germs, if you need drugs ask for something that has been out for awhile and what its track record is. And where it came from.

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what is going wrong?

Eat for the health of it.

Everything is going to hell in a hand bag. Why would they take bathroom priveleges from the airplanes? I remember when we got little bottles of wine on some flights. We had meals and snacks almost constantly. I understand paying for alcohol but not even a free bottle of water? WOW!!

This has always been the best country to live, why do they have to destroy everything? I just hope they know what they are doing. I suppose a hundred years ago they were thinking the same thing.

I just wish they would take the chemicals and other crap out of our food. I can't believe that the kids growing up now have much of a chance to be healthy.

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Laughter is healthy:

Five Catholics were sitting and talking about their kids, the first man starts to brag about his son, He says, "My son is a priest and when he comes into a room they call him Father."
The second man says,"My son is a Bishop and when he walks into the room they call him your Grace,"
The third man says,"My son is a Cardinal and when he comes in the room, they call him your Emminence."
The fourth man says,"My son is a pope and when he comes into the room they call him, your Holiness.
There was a woman sitting by herself, taking it all in and had heard about enough, she comments,"I have a daughter and she is slim and tall, she measures 38D breasts, 24 inch waist and 34 inch hips and when she walks into the room they say, Oh my God."

infectious diseases running wild?

Eat for the health of it.

If infectious diseases are running rampant, it's no wonder, with all the chemicals and junk they allow the makers to put in our food supply. I would say that most kids do not have a healthy meal most of the time. You cannot put junk food and chemicals in your stomach and expect vitamins to grow from them and make you healthy. It's not going to happen.

You have to have good snacks in the house for kids to munch on. Things like fruits and vegetables. If kids are expected to fix their own lunches or eat when they get home, you should make all natural foods for them to eat. I know it's hard to work and be there to fix a meal. All you have to do is have only healthy foods around and they will eat whatever is there. Stick to dark breads with whole grains and NO High Fructose Corn Syrup, MSG or other chemicals. Have oven meals ready for when the kids get home from school, they can put it in the oven or use a slow cooker,the kids will remember how good the house smells with a good dinner when they come home.

If all they eat is junk food there will not be any built up resistence to these new diseases that are coming into our country and some old diseases that are coming back again.

The only real fight against diseases is to eat healthy, get plenty of rest and build up your immune system by eating good healthy foods.

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Laughter is healthy:

Excuse for the doctor: I have metal fillings in my teeth and my refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen and that's why I can't lose weight.

The doctor asks: What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead for twenty four hours a day?

One friend to another: "I am getting so old that all my friends in heaven will think I didn't make it."

Wife: "Oh Gawd! I am convinced that my mind is almost gone."
Husband: "I'm not surprised, you have been giving me a piece of it every day for twenty years now."

just to help

Eat for the health of it.

Are you having trouble with your gums? Try using a water jet and you will be surprised. ===================

Drinking coffee can lower your risk of getting gall stones. And lowers your risk of colon cancer. And it gives you the antioxident power of three oranges a day.
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Have you been told to drink at least 8 glasses of water a day? I have heard that enough times and I tried and then if I forgot to drink eight glasses, I would try to make it up before I went to bed and you know what that does. Well, listen up, they say now that you do not have to drink eight glasses of water, just count all foods like salads, fruits, coffee and juices and you will have your eight glasses of liquid. Your kidneys get flushed out from the foods you eat and to slashe your chances of getting alzhiemers, do not drink water withflouride in it. Floride makes your body absorb aluminum.
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I don't just worry about getting drugs and things from other countries but I think we have enough problems worrying about chemicals in our foods and the water supply. I do wish they would encourage each household to put a reverse osmosis on their drinking water. And to encourage them to use less of the processed foods.

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This old couple were traveling and had stopped at a restaurant to get something to eat, upon leaving the restaurant and traveling about 25 miles up the road, the little lady suddenly remembered that she had left her glasses on the table at the restaurant. Well, she needed her glasses to read the map so they turned around and went back to get them. As most men will do, he bitched and complained the entire way back to the restaurant. He pulled up in front of the reataurant and left his wife out at the door and said to her, " Dear while you are in there will you get my coat and hat too?"

best buy scam

Eat for the health of it.

I'm calling this a scam, because what store would ever charge you to return a product of theirs if you were not satisfied with it? This guy claims that he bought a GPS at Best Buy and it didn't have everything on it that he needed so he returned it. He was charged 15% restock fee. That cost the customer $45.00 for returning this item. And to top that, the clerk said, " because the item was over $200 dollars she could not return his money at that time and he would have to wait about a week and he would get the money in the mail. Would you shop at a store with that kind of policy? NOT ME!!!

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Laughter is healthy:

Apparently Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

Tiger wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he is still below par.

Tiger owns several expensive cars, now he has a hole in one.

tidbits and a joke

Eat for the health of it.

I guess being a bit tired last night I didn't finish my salt issue. They tell you not to eat salt but they will tell you to use salt substitutes, now in my mind I would call that just adding another chemical. Please try the sea salt or the Hymalayin salt and there are others too, ask at the health food store.

If you want to help lower your high blood pressure try using sesame oil. I have never used it because luckily I don't have high blood pressure but I think I want to try it anyway. It sounds good.

To add a little security to your surgery, ask your doctor if you could take an antibiotic before surgery.

Did you know that drinking decafinated coffee can build up your resistance to diabetes?

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The teacher tells the children,"Whoever answers the questions first may leave early today."

Little Johnnie thinks to himself, "I'll be the first one." But when the teacher asked,"Who said, 'four score and seven years ago?'

Before Johnnie could open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher,"That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnnie is mad at Susie.

Teacher said,"I have a dream."

Before Johnnie had a chance, Mary says, "Martin Luther KIng."

Johnnie is getting angrier by the minute.

Teacher, "Who said,'Ask not what you can do for your country'?"

Immediately Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher,"That's right Nancy, you may leave."

Johnnie is boiling mad and when the teacher turned her back Johnnie said,"I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut."

The teacher turned around and asked,"Now who said that?"

Johnnie answered, Tiger Woods, can I go now?"

things you should know

Eat for the health of it.

I am just reading this report and I can't believe what I am reading. Almost 80% of the children that are hospitalized in the US are given drugs that have been approved only for adults. Hopefully these drugs are not putting the child into s great risk. I still think they should administer only child strength meds for children.

I was asked about some information on strokes. If your parents have a stroke you are very likely to have one also. A lot of strokes are likely to happen if you follow a pattern of your parents. Over weight, not enough exercise, wrong choice of food.

They say that aspirin can help, but baby aspirin and coated aspirin are not the best choice, you need a higher dose but check with your doctor.

Ischemic strokes occur when a clot blocks a brain artery. A person really should not be put in a car, because it is more difficult to treat them, if you suspect a stroke, call an ambulance.

Another thing I hear and see often is how they stress, not to eat salt. You need salt in your diet, just eat the right kind of salt. I eat and use SEA SALT for everything. The reason that table salt is so bad, it has a chemical added to it. And it doesn't cost that much more and you only need to use 1/2 the amount you normally use. I found that out when making a sauce this summer, everyone one thought it to be a bit salty and after some discussion on it they said they only use half the amount of sea salt as regular table salt. I should have known that but I like things salty although I am trying to cut back.
I can only tell you this over and over again, eat all natural foods and you will be healthy.Always check labels for added chemicals.

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Tiger Woods was injured in an auto accident as he drove out of his driveway early Friday AM, it was the shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US OPEN.

What was Tiger doing out at 2:30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing. He crashed into a tree and a fire hydrant. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. Perhaps he should use a driver. It's the first time he failed to drive 300 yards.

kidney dialysis

Eat for the health of it.

A study is being done on patients with end stage kidney disease to be freed from being strapped to going into a clinic to have their blood cleaned. The patient is trained to administer the therapy at home. It is the same type of machine that they use in the clinic. This way the patient does not have to go to a clinic and spend hours there and then return home.

A friend of ours is doing this treatment at home. He seems to be very comportable with it.

I just read a little bit on a new cure for high blood preasure, if you are interested, it is called Zona Plus, it is supposed to be all natural. Wouldn't that be great. I wish they would make more all natural medications. I think they are putting so many chemicals in out systems that they are all fighting one another.

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quick joke

Golden years:

The wife asks her husband, "Whatcha gona do today?"
He answered,"Nothing."

She said,"You did that yesterday."

are heartburn drugs killing older people?

Eat for the health of it.

Years ago, I used to take a lot of medication, for my stomach, which seemed to be on fire all the time. Then I kept hearing things about the drugs for your stomach was not good for you because it really took away the acid that you needed to kill bacteria. So I started to eat tums, which became a staple on my grocery list, then I heard that was not good either. I did some reading and I found out that you need enzymes for digestion.
I found out that those little red things in the garden were good for you and they were loaded with enzymes. But I have to admit that our ground is not made for raising radishes, you need a sandy soil for them, so I am not raising them anymore. I just buy them in the store.
We went out to a farm in Florida where the ground is sandy and they were planting some radishes and harvesting some others. It was just a real short time for them to sprout and be harvested. If it took too long then they would rip them up and start over. I didn;t know back then that I would be eating those little red things every day for my stomach. Another thing for a bad stomach, believe it or not, is hot peppers. I also drink my vinegar drink (Healthy drink) in my cookbook.
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Laughter is healthy: Curtis and Leroy

These two fellas saw an add in the paper for a mule. They called the number and the farmer said he wanted a $100.00 for the mule and he would deliver it.

Curtis and Leroy went to look at the mule and they paid the farmer and the farmer told them he would deliver the next day.

Early the next day the farmer delivers the mule but had bad news, the mule was dead. Curtis and Leroy asked the farmer to give their money back, but being they had already paid for it, it was their mule.

They unloaded the mule and the farmer went on his way.

A couple of weeks later the farmer runs into Curtis and Leroy in town. The farmer asked them what they did with he dead mule. They told him," We raffled him off."

The farmer asked, "You raffled a dead mule?"

"Yep, we sold the tickets for $2 each and made a profit of $998.00."
The farmer asked,"Didn't anyone complain?"
"Well, the farmer that won got upset, so we gave his $2.00 back."

Curtiss and Leroy are working for the government over seeing the bailout program.

tooth erosion

Eat for the health of it.

A recent study done on childrens teeth showed that 30% of these kids had dental erosion of the enamel on their teeth. If the parents would educate them what they eat and drink, it would help a lot. Some kids are allowed as much soda as they want and the acids can eat the enamal off their teeth and leaving their teeth thinner and unprotected. Anything that has an acid in it will eat away at the enamal.

One thing that is good is to cut back on acid foods and beverages so that your saliva has a chance to remineralize the tooth surface. It would be good if you could brush your teeth everytime you ate something but who wants to carry a tooth brush?

Always eat healthy no matter what.

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Laughter is healthy:

A young fellow came home from a week long fishing trip. Before he got to his house he stopped at a store to buy his wife a bottle of perfume. He asked to see a bottle of a nice fragrant perfume and the clerk showed him a bottle and he asked her,"How much is it?" The clerk answered,"Fifty dollars."

"That's too much! Do you have something cheaper?" She showed him another bottle, "This one is twenty five dollars." He again complained of the price. She brought another bottle and said,"This one is fifteen dollars." He still said, "That's still too much. Could you show me something real cheap?"

The clerk reached under the counter and handed him a mirror and said, "Here look at this."

Arthritis cure

Eat for the health of it.

If you have ever had arthritis, you know it can be painful. According to a German scientist, leech treatment is a more effective way to cure the excruciating knee pain caused by arthritis. Sounds like something from the Medieval times, if you ask me. According to the study, the Leech saliva contains chemical compounds that are injected into the soft tissue. These substances may have an anti swelling, anti inflamatory and analgesic effect. It is a little too soon to tell but it sounds promising. I have heard of using leeches before but I hope I won't need it. I'll keep drinking my vinegar drink in my cookbook. I hope that keeps the arthritis away.

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A man and his wife went to see the doctor about the husbands failing health. After the exam was over the doctor had a conversation with the wife."Ma'am, your husband is very ill and is suffering from a very serious stress disorder. The only way he can pull through this is, you will have to cook him three meals a day, do not nag him and he needs to make love at least five times a week."

The couple leaves the doctors and on the way home the husband asks his wife,"What did the doctor say?"
The wife answers, "You're gonna die."

What are dust mites?

Eat for the health of it.

Maybe you don't want to know what they are. I'm not sure if I wanted to know either, but a friend of ours just found out that he is allergic to dust mites. The way I understand is that everyone has them in their beds, carpets, your pillows, anywhere there is humans living. They eat dead skin, hair and feces. Dust mites are usually pretty harmless to people, they don't carry diseases, but they can cause some real serious allergic reactions,like asthma and nasal polyps.

Although beds seem to be their favorite habitat, they can be found in your pillows, couches, carpeted areas. They live on the dead skin from humans. They are not visible by the naked eye. You can only see them with a microscope.

The best way to treat this problem is to vaccuum often, use an allergy armored mattress cover, pillow covers, wash bedding often and use some good kind of air filter.

I'm allergic to a lot of chemicals but so far I am not allergic to these little critters. I hope I never get allergic to them either. I'll be washing my bedding more often, that's for sure. Meanwhile eat healthy.

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Laughter is healthy: A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

I don't do windows, so the little birds don't fly into them and get hurt.

I don't wax floors so that my friends won't slip and fall.

I don't remove spider webs because I want those little critters to have their own homes.

I don't do dust bunnies either but I count them all.

I don't iron, I buy permanent pressed.

I don't put things away, so my husband can find what ever he is looking for.

helpful information

Eat for the health of it.

Greek men believe that taking a nap in the afternoon will lower their risk of dying from heart disease by 30%.Well I agree with them whole heartedly. I take a nap every afternoon.

Exercise is also very important for a healthy heart. Exercise reduces the risk of heart disease, stroke, obesity, diabetes, insomnia, depression, and some cancers. Lifting weights just 5 minutes a day will strengthen your bones and muscles.
Do not exceed 60 minutes of strenous exercise a day.

Cholesterol can be lowered by drinking a little apple cider vinegar every day. You can put a tablespoon of apple cider vinegar in a 1/2 glass of water or you can make it a delicious drink from my recipe (Health Drink) that is in my all natural cookbook.

GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASIC ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7
You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or call at: 1-800-788-7654 or you can order at: Amazonbooks.com

A very good novel to read is: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 Please order at: www.wheatmark.com or Amazonbooks.com or at: Abebooks.com This book is interesting to the end. I was told by one person that read the book that it was the first book he ever read that he could not put it down and he read it in one day.

Laughter is healthy:

EGOTIST: Someone that is ME deep in conversation.
HANKERCHIEF: Cold storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: A grape that spent too much time in the sunshine.
SECRET: Something you tell to only one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
YAWN; An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines.

Holiday hazards

Eat for the health of it.

I just happened to stop by the advertisement table today and I picked up a few advertisements and I thought this would be worth passing on:

If you have overnight guests and will be having small children in you home, please be sure to put up all of your medications.

If you do not know it; Holly berries and leaves are poisoness if swallowed.

Mistle toe berries are poisoness. The YEW evergreen holiday tree is toxic.

Batteries, if swallowed can cause blockage or if they leak, the acid burns and can be very serious. And keep children away from things they can choke on like:hotdogs, grapes, nuts, hard candy, marshmallows, popcorn, chewing gum, balloons, coins, marbles, small balls, toys with small parts and button batteries.

Remember that older decorations may contain lead.

Poinsettias are very toxic.

Angel hair is made from very fine spun glass. Avoid contact with the eyes and throat. Wear gloves when handling.

Snow globes can be filled with toxic liquid.

Icicles or tinsel can cause airway or intestinal blockage.

Bubble lights contain a poisoness liquid.

Alcohol: Ethenol found in liquor, perfume, mouthwash, or hand sanitizers can be poisoness to children.

Please watch small children and pets for any of these warnings.

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Sorry no jokes tonight.

Are you sure you want to?

Eat for the health of it.

Isn't the sexually explicit advertisements a little out of line? WOW!! You can't help but see the adds about taking pills to enhance your bedroom pleasures. My word they are on all the time and I'm not a shrew but when my grandkids are over and this add comes on, I don't want to run and change the channel. I am sure they have seen it anyway but they should run adds like that later at night.

I would be a little leary about these enhancement pills, I would be asking a whole lot of questions about the side effects.I wouldn't want my husband using it, not only because of the possible allergic reactions to the pill but I may be pinned under him and couldn't call for help, who would hear me? And the same thing with the creams and lotions it not only goes on him but I don't want it giving me a rash.

Are people too busy to spend a little time together? Maybe go for a little walk and hold hands, or if you have a fire place just sitting together and maybe sipping a glass or two of wine.

Another thought is to go to a health food store and see if they have something for sexual enhancement. I am sure they do and it would be more safe then these harsh chemicals. Have fun but go for the healthy stuff.

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Laughter is healthy:

Here is a copy of a Dear Abby letter in the Toledo Blade, you may have missed it and I thought you might enjoy it.

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Toledo, Ohio, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV. I recently became engaged to a former Thai prostitute who lives in Spencer Township and is a part time "working girl" I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into my family. That's the problem... my family...

My parents live in Point Place; they are on parole after serving five years for marijuana trafficking. One of my siters, who lives in Oregon, is married to a transvestite, the other two are prostitutes in Stoney Ridge. I have two brothers, one serving a life sentence in the North Toledo Correctional Facility for the rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1994 and is in jail waiting trial on charges of indecent exposure.

So, my question is: Should I tell my fiancee that I have a cousin who is a Michigan Fan?
Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

Exercise,exercise,exercise

Eat for the health of it.

Anyone, especially if you are type 2 diabetic, should get on a regular excercise program. It is good for you and may even lessen your need for insulin or oral diabetic drugs.

You should always check with your doctor before starting any exercise program. Start slowly if you haven't been real active. Increase intensity as you feel comfortable.

If you get into Yoga, even if you are bed ridden or in a wheel chair, using basic yoga postures, simple stretches and breathing, you will benefit from this.

Water arobics and swimming on your own is also very good and invigorating. Most YMCA's have all types of swimming programs that you can get into. It helped me a lot after my accident and I am still swimming at the YMCA after 25 years.

Simply walking in the water gives you resistance and can strengthen your muscles and joints. If you can't swim, use a floatation and swim fins.

Using a bicycle or a stationary bike, is good exercise. Kayaking, Nordic skiing or the real thing, will give you a good workout. Even simply walking is great for you.

Give it a try.

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Laughter is healthy:

I thought of all the years I was in business, all without a Blackberry that played music, took videos, pictures and communicated with Facebook and Twitter.

I signed up for Twitter and Facebook so my kids, and stepkids and grandkids and step grandkids and now the step great-grandkids could keep in touch. I figured a 140 characters, yea, I can do that.

And then here comes Tweeter, Tweetree, Twirl, Twitterfon, Tweetie, Tweeterific, Tweetdeck and Twitpix and something that sends every message to my cell phone.

My phone is beeping every few minutes with details of everything but next generations bowel movements. I can't live like this so I hid my phone.

The kids thought I needed a GPS so I wouldn't get lost anymore. I put that under the workbench in garage with the Bluetooth, which is red. I only used it once when I was standing in line at Barnes and Noble. Everyone was looking at me, since I had to take my hearing aid out and I guess it was kinda loud.

The GPS did look good on my dash but the lady inside there was rather rude, every ten minutes she would tell me "Re-calc-ul-ating" she would tell me to make a left U turn at the next light and I would turn right. I just call home. I'm still learning how to use the cordless phone and they come along with a cell phone.

The grocery store always asks if I want plastic or paper so I bought a cloth one but I never remember to take it with me. When they ask ,"Paper or Plastic?" I just say,"doesn't matter, I'm bi-sacksual."

Time to go to bed. Nite.

junk food in the stomach

Eat for the health of it.

If you are one of those people who are getting a bit bulgy around the stomach area, you may want to read this. The bigger you get around the middle, the more chances you take that you will get some illness that will be directly related to the big belly, like insomnia, heart disease, shortness of breath, sleep apnea, diabetes,high blood preasure, stroke, vascular disease, and many other health problems.

I know it is probably going to be hard to give up all that sugary, high carb junk food but if you aren't feeling good, it could be from bacteria in the stomack. The best thing to do is get on a low carb diet. You will be surprised how good you will feel when you eat low carb, like fish and meats(unbreaded)and vegetables. Easy on the fruit, they are high in carbs. I suggest getting a low carb diet book, you will be surprised how much you can eat.

If you are a video enthusiest, you may want to get into something with a little more activity. And find something besides sodas to drink. I know you think that the diet drinks are supposed to be diet but it has been proven that they only enhance your thirst. Try my all natural thirst quencher that will appear in my next cookbook but I will give it to you now. I take a bottle of water and drink a swallow out of it or pour out about an ounce. I add to it one or two tablespoons of lemon juice and a pinch of sea salt and 4 to 6 drops of liquid Stevia. Shake it up a bit and it makes a great (hardly any calories or carbs)drink and it's easy to carry with you. You can find stevia in the health food store.

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Another book that you may like to read is: 'Under Obligation' ISBN# 1-58736-601-0
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Laughter is healthy:

This mother was trying to teach her daughter to pray and thought it would be a good practice for her when she invited three couples over to dinner one evening. As they all got seated for the meal, the mother said to her daughter, " Okay Cindy, you can say the blessing for us." Cindy was not sure if she could remember what to say so she said, "Mommy, I don't think I know what to say." Of course her mother wanted her to feel more confident and encouraged her," Cindy, don't worry, just say whatever I say." Cindy began her prayer, "Oh God! Why did I invite all these people to dinner?"

Watch the calories

Eat for the health of it.

Believe it or not, going to the movies can pack on the pounds, if you go very often and eat your way through the movie. You buy a 12 cup bucket of popcorn (nearly 700 calories) add the buttery topping, another 150 calories. Then you order a large soft drink ( another 300-500 ) calories. And then you want a little something for the sweet tooth, the calories from the candy can very from 300 to a whopping 1,160 calories. Your average intake of calories should only be about 2000 calories. You do the math. I know that most of the time we share all of that but not some people. I have seen my husband sit and eat a whole big Tupperware bowl full. I know it's good with all that butter on there but I try to stay away from it. And I stay away from candy because it has HFCS (high fructose corn syrup) in it.

False labeling inferiates me because I am so alergic to all of these chemicals and when the item is less then 5% of the product, they do not have to list it as an ingredient. I don't know why they cannot force them to only label the truth about everything instead of coming up with new schemes to trick the consumer. With all of the chemicals that they add to our foods, it's a wonder anyone lives past their fiftieth birthday.

Physical activity of any kind is very good for you and eating good and chemical free is the only way to go. No matter what kind of diet you are on, you cannot eat all you want or whatever you want and lose weight. Exercising cannot burn all the calories either but keep on exercising. No matter how old you are, you can do some kind of exercise to build some muscle tone. Check with your doctor first and he may even help you chose the type of exercise you need.

A book to help you to eat healthy is: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7 Please order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or call: 1-800-788-7654 Or order at Amazonbooks.com

For a good novel: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0
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Laughter is healthy:

Shortly after a British Airway Flight had reached it's cruising altitude, the Captain came on and announced:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain, welcome to flight 293, non stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight, so sit back and relax and,,,Oh MY God,,,!" Silence followed!
Some moments later the Captain came back on the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry if I scared you but a flight attendant spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants."

One old Irish passenger yelled out, "Be Jayzes, yyou should see the back of mine!!!"

Sleep Apnea

Eat for the health of it.

Sleep Apnea, which is an interuption of breathing while you sleep, and is scarry for the person sleeping next to you. I know this because my husband has it. Obesity, is one of the leading causes of this disorder.It occurs more often in men than in women. One of the first signs of Sleep Apnea is loud snoring, another is you gasp for breath and you feel tired most of the time.

If you live alone, you need to have a sleep study done to check for snoring and other signs of Sleep Apnea such as diabetes, which is linked to Sleep Apnea. Another important thing about Sleep Apnea is, people that have it are twice as likely to get in an auto accident.

A prescribed treatment for Sleep Apnea, is a CPAP machine, other treatments are mouthpieces that can be made by a dentist, that will help to keep the airway open, and at last resort would be surgery.

By all means try these before you do that:
Lose weight, change sleep positions, avoid alcohol, and do not use sleep medications.

Always try to get some sunshine. Vitamin D strengthens the immune system and may inhibit cancerous cell growth. It strenthens bones and helps prevent diabetes and lowers the risk of heart disease.

Eating healthy is very important in order to be healthy.

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GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7
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or at: Amazonbooks.com

If you want a good book to read, I suggest: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 You may order at:www.wheatmark.com or at: Amazonbooks.com or at: Abebooks.com

Laughter is healthy: Explenations
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends but has started to grow in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and die.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

Stroke

Eat for the health of it.

If any of your family has had a stroke, high blood preasure,diabetes or high cholesterol, you need to try something so it doesn't happen to you. Exercise in moderation and you should go to your doctor first for a check up. I am sure the doctor will encourage any exercise like dancing, swimming, Yoga,walking and arobics.

Magnesium may lower your risk of stroke. Check your pulse and let your doctor know if it is beating irregular. You may have Arythmia or irregular heartbeat. Control your blood preasure and cholesterol. Any time that a member of your family has an iillness, there is the chance that someone else in the family has it too.

Warning signs of Stroke: Sudden weakness,blurred vision, can't talk, dizziness, sudden paralysis or headache. Hopefully someone would be with you that will recognize the symptoms.

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Laughter is healthy: Old man and his dog

A wealthy old feller decides to go hunting in Africa and he takes his dog along for company. The dogs name is KILLER.
One day the old dog starts chasing rabbits and he gets lost. He wonders about until he spots a leopard that is looking at him as his lunch. The dog thinks to himself,"I'm in deep DOO DOO now and notices a pile of bones left by some other scavengers and he begins to chew on the bones. As the leopard nears the dog licks his lips and exclaims,"Boy that was sone delicious leopard!"
When the young leopard hears this he stops in his tracks and sneaks back into the trees,"Whew!" says the leopard, "That was a close call."
A monkey sees what is going on and he decides to tell the leopard and make a deal with him to protect him.
The leopard was furious when he found out he was outsmarted by a dog. The leopard tells the monkey to get on his back. The dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and he is thinking,"What am I going to do now?" But instead of running the dog sits down and with his back to the attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them. Just as they got close enough the dog says,"Where's that darn monkey?I sent him out an hour ago to bring me another leopard."
The moral of this story...Don't mess with old dogs.

you might want to know this.

Eat for the health of it.

If you enjoy dancing,keep it up as long as you can.It is one of the best exercises you can do to keep away the stiffness in your joints. Walking, swimming and Yoga are other exercises that really help with joints and muscles.
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Bunkbeds are dangerous for both children and young adults.
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If you are traveling and end up in the hospital, the emergency room physicion can obtain a scan and transmit it via broadband communication service to specialists at another location. This service is called Telemedicine. Telemedicine is available to diagnose 50 medical conditions.
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It is storming bad out there and I just heard a loud crash and I.m off here. Later

health issues

Eat for the health of it.

Did you ever notice that crabby people do not age well? They tend to have more health problems. Then there is the people who like to help others and they seem to be healthier for it.

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Do you realize that babies are exposed to a lot of chemicals? Phthalates,a group of chemicals, used to soften plastic is a bad chemical. Babies are exposed to this a lot. ================================

Black tea may protect your bones as you age.

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Over the years nuts have been frowned on as a bad food to eat but they really are good for you. ==============================

Keep in mind that exercise alone will not take off the pounds. If you have a lob that keeps you in your seat all day long, try to make it a point to get up and wa;l around a bit. If you can't, then try to get into a workout regimen at night.

Yoga, is one of the best ways to improve health problems like diabetes, bronchitis, it helps to relieve pain and control your breathing, lowers blood preasure and increases cardiac efficiency, increases flexability, circulation,the brain and digestion.

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It's late and I do not have a joke in my mind so I will have to come up with a couple tomorrow night.

Sleep deprived

Eat for the health of it.

If you get testy after a restless or sleepless night, your not alone.Lack of sleep causes the brain's emotion center to over react. When you are sleep deprived, your brain responds by shutdown of the prefrontal lobe, causing emotional and irrational behavior. Lack of sleep could be linked to psychiatric disorders.

I agree with this whole heartedly. I was really busy this summer with a big garden, canning, book signings, garage sales etc. I would get so tired and then every little thing that didn't go just right I would get so upset, I used such nasty language and then I would feel bad and ask myself where that came from because I am not one to use that kind of language. Although I heard plenty over the years and often wondered why people talked that way. So I really believe, that lack of sleep, can very well change a persons vocabulary or their attitude and emtional behavior.

I am still able to blog and try to sell my book, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7 You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or at: 1-800-788-7654 or at: Amazonbooks.com

If you would rather read a good novel I highly recommend: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 Please order at: www.wheatmark.com or at: Amazonbooks.com or at: Abebooks.com

Laughter is healthy:
An Arkansas State Trooper pulled over a pickup truck on I-40. The trooper asked,"Got any ID?" The driver asked,"About what?"

The sheriff pulled up next to a guy on a lonely road in Texas, who seemed to be unloading his garbage into the ditch. The sheriff asked him,"Why are you dumping your garbage here? Can't you read that sign right over your head?"
"Yep", he replied. "That's why I dumpin it here, cause the sign says: 'Fine for dumping garbage'."
You can say whatever you want to about the South but you never here of anyone retiring and moving North.

Lower your cholesterol

Eat for the health of it.

You can lower your cholesterol in many ways. You need soluble fiber found in plant based foods. Beta-glucan found in oat bran and barley are a good source of cholesterol-lowering fiber. Fiber is not digested so it attaches itself to cholesterol and bile acids and carries it out of the body, therefore lowering the cholesterol. I lowered my cholesterol by drinking my health drink that is in my all natural cookbook.

GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7
You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or at: 1-800-788-7654 Or at: Amazonbooks.com

If you would like a good book to read try,'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 You may order at: www.wheatmark.com or at: Amazonbooks.com or at: Abebooks.com

Laughter is healthy;

Sam and Martha got in a bad automobile accident. They were both killed and they both went to heaven. They met the Lord at the Pearley Gates. As they stood talking to the Lord as He welcomed them inside, they both noticed the beautiful golf course. They were both avid golfers so they began asking the Lord, "Can we golf here?" The Lord answered, "Yes." "We need clubs and how much are the green fees?" The Lord answered, "Everything is free here." Sam looked at Martha and commented, "This is great Martha but if you didn't insist on eating that darn oat bran, we could have been here ten years ago."

environmental polutants

Eat for the health of it.

Although PCBs and DDT was banned back in the 70'sThey still exist in water, plants and animals.Still estrogen like hormones are still added to feed for livestock to fatten them. Probably another reason we are getting fatter too.

When people take estrogen elevating drugs and then they excrete them, they in turn enter our drinking water supply and accumulate over time.

Environmental polutants do affect hormones. Girls born in the 70's, who partisapated in a study, showed signs of breast development as young as seven years old.

Choose a high fiber diet. Choose organic produce and grains. Select meat from grass fed livestock. Drink filtered water.Take vitamins and minerals.

Remember to try my all natural cookbook. GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7 at: www.dorrancepublishing.com
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Laughter is healthy:

A man from North Carolina had a flat tire. He pulled off the road and began to pick flowers from a nearby field and put them in front of his car and the back of his can, A passerby stopped and studied the scene for awhile and then askked the guy why he put the flowers by his car. The man responded,"I have a flat tire and the manual says, when you break down you should put Flares in the front and the back of your vehicle. I never did understand that neither."

drugs and vitamins

Eat for the health of it.

If you are taking vitamins, please remember to tell your doctor what you are taking if the doctor writes a drug prescription. Not all drugs and vitamins and herbs mix well together.

I just quit taking my supplements if I am taking prescription drugs.

I have found out that doctors and druggists believe that generic drugs are identical. I have found out personally that they are not. I was taking Tenormin for Arithmia (irregular heartbeat) somehow my medication was changed from the Tenormin to generic) Attenolol. After taking it a short time I noticed that I bruised and bled easily.
I talked to my doctor about it and he told me that this Attenolol was just a generic drug but it was the same drug. I talked to the druggist about it and got the same answer. I asked him to put me back on the real thing and he said I had to get a new prescription from my doctor. I thought this a bit strange because they hadn't got a new prescription to change it in the first place.
I got the new prescription and within a few days the bleeding stopped. It costs several times as much but at least I'm not bleeding all over.
I did the same thing with 800 milligrams of Motrin and then they changed it to 800 milligrams of Ibuprophine. I took it and after taking it according to the prescription I broke out with hives all over my body. I went through the same thing and after convincing them I had to have the Motrin, they had taken it off the market. I think you can still buy it over the counter in a lighter dose, but it still says Motrin (Ibuprophine). In either drug, yes the drug is the same but the generic filler is different and it is from a different country and who knows what they put in it.
I am so afraid to use anything generic now. Why can't we just use our own drugs? The drugs should be checked and they should be exactly the same as ours or we don't buy them.
I guess they don't care about poisoning drugs or our food because they are putting more and more chemicals in our food every day.

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Laughter is healthy:

A young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied,"Did you see who it was?"
The young man answered,"I couldn't tell, but I did get the license number."

diabetes and depression

Eat for the health of it.

If you suffer from depression you should be checked for type 2 diabetes, because if you have a higher level of stress, you could also be diabetic.

Diabetics are more likely to have hip fractures than non diabetics. If you are diabetic it would be wise to have periodic bone density testing. It is also very important to take care of your feet. And keep in mind that older diabetics are hard of hearing.

The main cause of diabetes is a high caloric diet, simple sugar especially bleached white sugar and bleached flour and man made chemicals. Other studies have shown that military veterans who were exposed to dioxen containing herbicide agent orange, used in the vietnam war, have shown cases of type 2 diabetes.

Chemicals used in our fruits and vegetables have been suspected to cause type 2 diabetes. Wash fruits and vegetables carefully with vinegar water or buy organic.

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Laughter is healthy: Louisiana

A senior in Louisiana was overheard saying, "when the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why, he replied."I'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world."

What causes diabetes?

Eat for the health of it.

I know some people will disagree with me but I have said it for years that the chemicals in our food causes most of the illnesses that we have and one of the biggest epidemics is environmental chemicals and the chemicals they add to our foods.

Just like sugar-I don't eat white sugar as it comes in a bag from the grocery store because it has a bleaching agent in it, which is a chemical. I am allergic to that bleaching agent. I do not understand why it has to be bleached. I use sugar but it is not bleached. Some stores are selling it but most of the time I have to go to a health food store to buy it. I don't mind going to the health food store for unbleached sugar and unbleached flour.
As people are learning about the chemicals in our food they are doing the same thing. And I have noticed too that the grocery stores are adding the all natural section to their stores. I hope that some day they will remove all chemicals from our food supply.

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Laughter is healthy:

The owner of the golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and asked,"You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000 minus 14%, how much would you take off?
The secretary thought for a moment and then replied,"Everything but my earrings."

earaches

Eat for the health of it.

I just found out that doctors do not prescribe antibiotics for earaches. I recently had a bad sinus infection that clogged everything up and I did go to the doctor but she prescribed an antibiotic for the sinus but when that turned into an earache in both ears and was so bad, I couldn't hear, she didn't prescribe anything. I used warm water and peroxide, half and half. I put some in my ear and it bubbled in there and my hearing is coming back, slowly. I haven't had an earache in years. If I remember to, I am going to use it now and then, for prevention. I have been using colloidal silver in my ears too, but I had forgotten to do it. You feel good and you forget to do those things. I place a half dropper full of colloidal silver in my hand to warm it, I will have to ask at the health food store if it is okay to warm the whole bottle.

According to the book I have been reading, the natural treatments are more effective anyway. Try garlic/ mullein/St.John's wort eardrops. warm under hot water and put three drops in the affected ear. (do not use if there is pus in the ear) See a doctor. For earache use hot and cold wet compresses. Heat one cloth with hot tap water and place on the affected ear for 2 minutes, then use the cold wet cloth. Thirty seconds each, repeat twice.

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LAUGHTER IS HEALTHY:

A group of friends from Alabama went deer hunting and they paired off for the day.That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of eight-point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the other's aked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. he's a couple of miles back, up that trail," the succesfull hunter replied.
"YOU LEFT HARRY THERE AND CARRIED THE DEER BACK?"They inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I was sure noone would steal Henry."

Chlorine, a water purifyer.

Eat for the health of it.

Unfortionately, yes, that's what they use to purify water. And to think that chlorine is very bad for your health. I know they have to use it to clean and sanitize the water lines to your house but they should educate people to use a filter on their drinking water.

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Laughter is healthy: The Nordakota Cow

Ole, is a farmer in Minnesota. He is in need of a new milk cow and he hears of a nice cow in Nordakota. (That's North Dakota for you non Scandahoovians out there.

He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks over the cow. He reaches under the cow to see if she gives milk. When he pulls on the udder, the cow passes gas.

Ole tries again and he gets some milk, and the cow passes gas again. He decides to buy the cow.He takes it home and calls his best friend, Sven, and says, "Hey Sven, come look at dis ere new cow I bought. Pull her udder and see what happens."

Sven pulls her under and she passes gas again. Sven looks at Ole and says,"You bought dis cow in Nordakota, didn't you?"

Ole replies, "Yes, how did you know that?"

Sven says,"My wifes from Nordakota."

Heading South for the winter

Eat for the health of it.

I won't be on for a few days as we are heading South for the winter. I'll be back as soon as I get settled in.

Shingles

Eat for the health of it.

Everyone that has ever had chickenpox can get shingles. I have seen quite a few people that have had shingles. I actually have not had them myself and I hope I never get them.

My mother was a couple of days away from surgery on a hernia when she noticed some swelling next to her navel. She called me to come and look at it and I told her that I was pretty sure it was shingles we better go to the doctors just to make sure. I took her and that was exactly what she had and because she went to the doctor right away, they gave her a shot and they were gone within a few days. They had to postpone her surgery a couple of weeks but I dought that she knew that she was lucky that they caught them at an early stage. I have seen people that didn't get help right away and they had horrible shingles all over their face. And they complained of them elsewhere too. If you think you may have shingles, go to your doctor right away.
A few years ago, we were ready to come home from Florida and my husband shwed me a spot on his back that he said was a painful itching sensation. I looked at it and told him that I was pretty sure it was shingles but we were leaving for home the next day and he didn't think that he needed to go to the emergency room so I told him that at least I would try Colloidal Silver on it and see what happens. By the time we got home, it was gone.
Shingles are a form of herpes and it associated with chicken pox. If you had chicken pox as a child, you are more suceptible to get shingles as an adult. One thing good about it, you usually only get them once. The best way to keep from getting the shingles is to eat a very healthy diet. Eat lots of vegetables, meats, fish, cheddar cheese and cottage cheese.

That's my kind of food. If you want to learn more about good healthy cooking, please read my all natural cookbook: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7 You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com Or you mat call at: 1-800-788-7654 Or you may order at: Amazonbooks.com

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Laughter is healthy:

What fits your life better, exercise 1 hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day.
If you put a crouton on your sudae instead of a cherry, will it count as a salad?
The handle on your recliner does not qualify as an exercise machine.

have you ever thought about this?

Eat for the health of it.

Did you ever try to help a child read and they just cannot seem to grasp it? When I was a child, just about everyone that I knew that wore glasses were at least fifty years old. My parents didn't wear glasses until they were well over fifty years old. My mother actually had to have false teeth before she had to wear glasses. She got some type of infection in her teeth and had to have them all pulled and she had false teeth. I think she was in her late 20's or early thirties.

When my oldest son started school, he had a problem reading and we thought he was just a slow learner and I was called to school where they told us that his eyes should be checked. I could not believe the difference in his performance after he got his glasses. Years ago you didn't take your child to the doctor for every little thing and he really never complained, but when the teacher called me in was the first I knew about his poor eyesight. Take your child early and have them checked.

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A child, whose mother is depressed, is more likely to be abused and mistreated. And children, especially boys, are more apt to have behavior problems. And it will show up in how they act. Mother's who are depressed are more likely to show less supervision, giving the child freedom to do as he pleases and this can prove to be very hazardess.

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If your child is drinking a lot of soda pop, processed meats, fast foods,frozen meals, packaged snack packs, chocolate, nuts and convenience foods or anything that is high in oxalate like herbal and regular tea, you better have your child checked if he complains of pain in the groin or back or while urinating. With the eating habits that children have today it is very likely he could have a kidney stone.

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There are so many cough syrups on the market that it is hard to determine which one to choose. I know that when I was looking for a cough syrup for my husband, I read the label and I couldn't find one that would work well with the medicine he was taking. I know what we had for cough syrup when we were kids, my mother would chop up some onions real fine and add honey or if she didn't have the honey, she would use sugar. She would put it in a glass and turn it over onto a saucer and let that set for awhile and the syrup would seep out under the glass and that was our cough syrup.

Honey has a very good healing power, if people only knew what some of these over the counter cough syrups can do to a child, they would be better off to buy a bottle of honey and it keeps for a long time so you don't have to worry about it spoiling. When the child gets a cough, bring out the honey, don't bother going to the drugstore for something that can make them sicker. The more natural remedies you use, the better off you are.

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Laughter is healthy: Excuses:
I have metal fillings in my teeth and my refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen and that's why I can't loose weight.

I'm going to order skinless chicken breast, but I want you to bring me lasagna and garlic bread by mistake.

I was going to wake up early and go jogging but my toes voted against me 10 to 1.

colds, flu and viruses

Eat for the health of it.

I have been trying hard to stay away from certain places or getting to close to anyone, especially if they are sneezing and coughing. I sure do not need to catch a cold. I haven't so far but not to brag, winter hasn't even arrived yet. I was using the colloidal silver, faithfully every day and wouldn't you know I wasn't using it in my good ear but I was using it in the ear that I have trouble hearing with. All of a sudden I ended up with sinusitis. I was so miserable. I even had an earache and later went into my other ear. I have had it for three weeks already and I am sure I won't be back to normal for at least another week. I don't normally take anything for a cold, just vicks up or put colloidal silver in my nose and ears and I drink a few drops in water too. Colloidal silver works good for so many things.

They have a flu nasal spray out but I think I am going to trust Collidal silver. I still think it does a good job for so many things. I keep spraying it in my nose and if you want to, you can put drops in your ears. I have washed accross my eyelids to get rid of a fungas but I have not really put any in my eyes. Everything I have read on colloidal silver, it all claims it is good for just about everything. What they are saying that it is safe and it will not hurt you.

I am tired tonight and have to get up early to get my taxes done, so when I get this crappy sinus overwith, I can head South.

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If you are looking for a good novel to read, may I suggest: 'Under Obligation' ISBN#1-58736-601-0 Author Trishianna Rose Roberts. You may order at: Amazonbooks.com or at Abebooks.com Or at: www.wheatmark.com

Laughter is healthy: Old couple at a cafe;

An old couple were sitting at the counter of this small cafe. The old fellow asked his wife," do you see that couple at the end of the counter?"

" Yeah,what about them?"

"I was just thinking that will be us in about 10 years."

His wife asks him," You do realize that is a mirror at the end of the counter, don't you?"

Have you ever had an allergic reaction to drugs?

Eat for the health of it.

What is your view on these drugs? It seems just about any drug I take, that is generic, I have an allergic reaction to. It has been the generic but not saying that other drugs won't. I have so much trouble with the generic drugs that I have to have a special prescripton so that I can get only the real drug. I was told that it is really all the same drug but they use a different filler. I think that they really should make them all use a safe filler. What is in there to make me welt up with hives in my stomach and on my skin? What can it be doing to these people who do not react to it? It'll be years down the road before they know.
Aren't the doctors supposed to know more about the allergic reactions to these pills? You go to the drugstore and they argue that these pills are all the same. How can they all be the same if one sells for $200.00 a month and the 'same',supposedly, 'same' pill costs only $6.00 if it is generic. Isn't there something wrong with this picture? And why do they have to give it a different name if it is the same drug? It doesn't make sense.

I had been on Tenormin for quite awhile and all of a sudden they changed it to Attenalol, without me knowing it. I didn't pay that much attention to that because it had Tenormin (attenalol) But when my skin was bleeding with every little bump, I asked my doctor about it and he said, "some people bleed when they take this kind of medication." So I asked him about the bleeding and why I did not bleed on Tenormin and I asked why they changed it without my permission. He told me that the generic is cheaper. I asked him if the Attenolol would make my skin bleed and he said some people bleed and others don't. I then asked if I could go back on Tenormin to see if it will stop bleeding. I also asked the druggist if that could be the reason that I was bleeding and he said, "No, they are both the same. I got the new prescription filled and within a few days my skin stopped bleeding. I told them both,I proved my point, these drugs cannot be the same. Now they say that it is in the filler. WHAT THE HECK DO THEY USE IN THE FILLER? I just do not understand what they are doing. They put poison in our food and also in our drugs. Anything that can cause a reaction like these drugs do, has got to be poison, just like the Aspartame, MSG, Clorine, High Fructose Corn Syrup, and many more chemicals, that are making us sick.

That is the reason I wrote my all natural cookbook: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK. ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7 You may order at:
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If you are looking for a good novel to read - Please order 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 Or you may order at: Amazonbooks.com
Or at: Abebooks.com

Laughter is Healthy: Two little boys in the hospital

Two little guys in the hospital waiting for surgery and the first little guy asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second boy answers," Tonsils, I'm scared."
The first boy says, "Oh, that's a piece of cake. I had that last year, they put you to sleep and when you wake up, you get ice cream and jello."
The second boy asks,"What are you doing in here?"
The first boy answers,"Circumcision."
"Whoa!" The second boy replies, " Good luck buddy, I had that when I was born and I didn't walk for a whole year."

sores and scabs

Eat for the health of it.

It was always my thought to cure a sore was to get air to it,but they are saying not, that you should keep the wound moist to minimize the scar as it heals. Use any over the counter antibiotic ointment to moisten the wound and to protect it from infection. Change the bandage often, remove when showering and replace it when you are dry. Don't dig at the scab, or zitts or mosquito bites, because you will increase the chances of scarring, if you do have a scar, use petrolium jelly to cover the scar and massage for 10 minutes every day for one or two months, this will help to minimize the scar. I usually use colloidal silver for scarring and dark spots. You can apply it the same way, just put some colloidal silver on the area and massage it until the liquid dissapears. Because it is a watery substance, you may neeed to use more as it rubs in. More will not hurt you.

Try eating all natural too, this will help nurish your skin with good nutrients. It is always better to use all natural when possible.

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Laughter is healthy:
Three nuns were sitting in front of three fellows at the baseball game and the nuns habits were getting in the way at times and abscuring their view. Finally the first guy, talking loud enough that the nuns could hear him, says,"I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns there."
The second guy says,"I am going to move to Montana, there are only 50 nuns there."
The third guy says, "I am moving to Arizona, there are only 25 nuns there."

Mother Superior had heard enough and turn around, smiling said, "Why don't you go to hell. There aren't any nuns there?"

antacids

Eat for the health of it.

Are you one of those people that have to pop an antacid after eating? You may not want to after you read this article. I used to eat a lot of tums after I ate and it was on the grocery list all the time. I had read where tums, or I should say antacids, if you eat a lot of tums, or any type of antacids, you are better off trying something natural to eat that will take away the burning. Antacids of any kind are really not good for you. They can cause confusion, or even worse is it can cause dementia.

To think that I used to eat them all the time. I don't anymore. First I started eating radishes with my meals and that really works great. I know that a lot of people claim that they can not eat radishes and I thought that myself, but when I kept eating them,I noticed that it doesn't burn when I eat the radishes right away. Now whenever I eat certain foods that I know will burn like a fire in my stomach, I eat a few radishes with my meal and it really helps.

I have a drink recipe in my all natural cookbook and if you do have trouble eating, and the burning that follows, just try this drink and see if it helps.

Use a 64 ounce bottle of all natural apple juice and a 64 ounce bottle of all natural white grape juice. Then add a 1/2 cup of apple cider vinegar. Mix well and pour back into the bottles and when you want to drink this, just pour about 1/2 cup of this mixture into a glass and drink. I like it so well because it also is a very good thirst quencher. I also lowered my cholesterol by drinking it.

I have a book signing in Blissfield tomorrow, so I have to hit the sack.

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Laughter is Healthy:

My husband and I divorced over religious differences: He thought he was God and I didn't.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

One of the best cleaners around and it's safe

Eat for the health of it.

I have received this in my mailbox several times already and I decided that it makes so much sense to me that I really should pass this on.

I often wondered what a person could use besides bleach to clean things and to disinfect. Bleach is such a harsh chemical and I can't use it because I am allergic to it and I don't like taking chances of inhaling it and have it cause some type of allergic reaction.

Chlorine was invented in the 40's while peroxide was invented in the 20's.

You can use this to keep canker sores from forming. Put a capful of peroxide in your mouth and swish it around for a few minutes, this spit it out. Don't swallow it. It will also do a good job of whitening your teeth.

You can soak your tooth brushes in it, clean your counter tops, or spray it on as a disinfectant. Use it to disinfect your cutting board. Use it on your feet for athletes foot. Soak any infections or cuts in peroxide. You will be amazed at how fast it heals.

Use 50/50 water and peroxide as a spray disinfectant, and it's better for your septic tanks too. Use it also to spray into your nostrils when you have a cold, plugged sinus. It will bubble and kill the bacteria. Hold a few minutes and blow your nose.

If you have a toothache and the dentist isn't in, put a capfull into your mouth and swish it around, several times a day. It will help eliminate the pain until you see the dentist.

If you would like that natural lightness to your hair, try the 50/50 spray on your hair after your shower and comb it through.

Add a half bottle of peroxide to your bath for skin irritations. You can use a cup of peroxide instead of bleach in your laundry.Also use it to remove blood from clothing by pouring some on the stain and let it stand for a minute, then rinse.

Use it to clean your mirrors, they will be streak free. Also, if someone has peed on your floor around the toilet and it smells, just spray some 50/50 on there and it will eliminate the smell as well as cleaning it.

What more could you ask of an under a $1 bottle of cleaning power? And it's so much better than these harsh chemicals.

The more natural stuff we use the better off we will be.

Eating natural is a good place to start. If you are interested in eating all natural, please try my all natural cookbook. GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7 You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com Or you may call at: 1-800-788-7654 Or order at: Amazonbooks.com

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Laughter is healthy: I think this has got to be the stupidest,

A lady died in January and the bank billed her for the annual fee for Feb. and March plus interest. The balance was $0.00 when she died but now was around $60.00.

Here is the conversation:

FAMILY MEMBER: "I am calling to tell you she died in January"
THE BANK: "The account has not been closed, so the fees and charges still apply."
FAMILY MEMBER: "Maybe you should turn it over to the collection agency."
THE BANK: "Since it is past due, it already has been."
FAMILY: "So what will they do when they find out she is dead?"
BANK: "Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both."
FAMILY: "Do you think God will be mad at her?"
BANK: "Excuse me?"
FAMILY "Did you just get what I was just telling you- the part where she is dead?"
BANK: "Sir, you will have to speak to my supervisor."

Supervisor gets on the phone.

FAMILY: "I am telling you that she died back in January, with a 0 balance."
BANK: "The account was never closed so that charges still apply."
Family: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"
Bank: " AAre you her lawyer?"
FAMILY: "No, I am her nephew." (He gave her the lawyers name etc.)
Bank: "Could you fax us a certificate of her death?"
FAMILY: "Sure." Fax number was given.

After the fax was received:

Bank: "Our system isn't set up for death.I don't know what else to do."
FAMILY: Well, if you can figure it out, great! If not, you can keep billing her, she won't care."
Bank: "Well, the late charges and fees still apply."

Where are these people from?

FAMILY: "Would you like her new billing address?"
Bank: "That might help."
FAMILY: Gives her all the address and the lot #.
Bank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!"
FAMILY: "And what do you do with dead people on your planet?"

A headache hurts

Eat for the health of it.

No matter where the headache is, it still hurts. It's important to find out what caused the headache in the first place. There are so many different kinds of headaches and as many causes, it just takes time to figure out where they came from, which is hard to do. If you get them bad, then you will surely want to find out what is causing them. Tension headaches are maybe the worst but really start in the neck more because of the slow build up of the muscle tension from the strain of being taut and under stress, and anxiety. This all builds up to a tension headache.

Some tension and other headaches can be caused by poor seating habits or poorly designed office furniture or holding your phone by your neck and shoulder. Talk about a pain in the neck. Even reading in bed, curled up on your side can get pretty uncomfortable. Anytime your muscles are under some type of tension, you are going to end up in pain. Some may be more painful then others but some also can cause more severe damage too, like it could cause your spine to misalign which can be very painful.

Try wrapping a warm wet towel around your neck. You may want to place a second, dry towel, over that. To keep the towel warm and you from getting too wet. You may rub your neck with all types of aromatic oils or other lotions. And try soaking your feet in a very warm water bath that you have added epsom salts to.

And for preventing tension injury in the future, try stretching your neck out as much as you can, by taking your hands on both sides of your head(try to place your hands so that your thumbs are under your jaw line) and pretend like you are lifting it up and turning it, slowly, right and then left. Be sure to relax. You will find that it does relieve the pain and you will want to do it more often.

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Laughter is Healthy: Farmer John's Egg Business:

Farmer John had several hundren laying (hens) called "PULLETS" and ten Roosters to fertilize the eggs.
Farmer John kept close track to see if all the roosters were doing their part in fertilizing the eggs. Any rooster not performing his duty, ended up in the soup kettle.
Now Farmer John wanted to make sure that the roosters were performing, so he tied a little bell to each of the roosters and each bell had a little different sound so he could keep track of their performances.
He would sit on the porch and listen to the tones of the different bells and could tell which of the roosters were really performing. He realized that his favorite rooster,"Old Butch", his bell had not rung at all.
Farmer John went to investigate the situation. He noticed that all of the other roosters were chasing hens around and the hens had caught on to the noise from the bells and they were smart enough to run and hide.
The farmer then noticed that "Old Butch," had his bell in his beak so he could sneak up on the hens, do his job and head for the next one.
John was so proud of his, 'Old Butch,' that he entered in the Renfrew County Fair, and he became an overnight sensation amoung the judges. The result was that the judges not only awarded him the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.