Eat for the health of it.
Did you know that you shouldn't bolt out of bed in the morning? Well, I don't anyway, but I used to. Now they say that it is hard on your heart to get up fast. I'm glad I am doing the right thing now anyway.
I haven't plugged my book lately so maybe I ought to. I would like you to try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK (ISBN # 0805962867). Available at:www.dorrancepublishing.com,order by phone at:(1-800-788-7654)or at: www.Amazonbooks.com, www.Books-a-million.com, or most book stores will order a book for you if you give them the name and the ISBN#.
Laughter is healthy:
Three elderly men were in the doctors for a memory test.
The doctor asks the first man,"What is three times three?"
The guy answers,"Two hundred and seventy four."
The doctor rolls his eyes and looks at the ceiling, then he asks the second old fellow,"What is three times three?"
"Tuesday," replies the second man.
The doctor shakes his head and asks the third guy,"What is three times three?"
The third man answers,"Nine."
"That's great!" says the doctor,"How did you get that?"
"Simple," says the man, "just subtract 274 from Tuesday."
I know it's bad but it's late.
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
just a joke tonight
Eat for the health of it.
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly exam and the doctor tells the guy that he needs a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample.
The old man was hard of hearing so he asks his wife,"What? What did he say? What does he want?"
The wife answers, "He needs your underware."
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly exam and the doctor tells the guy that he needs a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample.
The old man was hard of hearing so he asks his wife,"What? What did he say? What does he want?"
The wife answers, "He needs your underware."
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
just a joke tonight
Eat for the health of it.
Jacob, age 92, asks Rebecca,age 89, to marry him. They are strolling down the street, talking and making plans for their wedding. On the way they come to a drugstore and Jacob suggests that they go into the drugstore.
The guy behind the counter asks,"May I help you?"
Jacob asks,"Are you the owner?"
"Yes."
Jacob asks the pharmacist, "Do you sell heart medicine?"
"Of course we do." He answers.
"How about medicine for circulation?"
"Of course."
Jacob asks,"How about medicine for rheumatism, hemrrhoids, memory, arthritis, Alzheimers?"
The pharmacist continues to answer yes to everything.
Jacob keeps asking ,"What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, and antidotes for Parkinson's dissease?"
"Absolutely."
"What about heartburn and indigestion?"
"Yes we do."
"What about wheelchairs, walkers and canes?"
"All speeds and sizes."
"How about adult diapers."
"We sure do.Why do you ask?"
"Well, we are getting married and we would like to use your store as the Wedding Registry."
Jacob, age 92, asks Rebecca,age 89, to marry him. They are strolling down the street, talking and making plans for their wedding. On the way they come to a drugstore and Jacob suggests that they go into the drugstore.
The guy behind the counter asks,"May I help you?"
Jacob asks,"Are you the owner?"
"Yes."
Jacob asks the pharmacist, "Do you sell heart medicine?"
"Of course we do." He answers.
"How about medicine for circulation?"
"Of course."
Jacob asks,"How about medicine for rheumatism, hemrrhoids, memory, arthritis, Alzheimers?"
The pharmacist continues to answer yes to everything.
Jacob keeps asking ,"What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, and antidotes for Parkinson's dissease?"
"Absolutely."
"What about heartburn and indigestion?"
"Yes we do."
"What about wheelchairs, walkers and canes?"
"All speeds and sizes."
"How about adult diapers."
"We sure do.Why do you ask?"
"Well, we are getting married and we would like to use your store as the Wedding Registry."
Sunday, June 26, 2011
about the boy who died at the zoo
Eat for the health of it.
I really do not know who to contact with this information but I have been very concerned about the boy who died at the zoo in Toledo,Ohio. He had an enlarged heart that no-one knew about but rarely people die from an enlarged heart especially when he had no symptoms before that. I did an article a few days ago about soy products and it made me wonder if by any chance that this boy had eaten cereal with soy products in it, and if the cereal he ate had the genetically altered soy beans in it and if he was allergic to these soybeans, could it be that these were the cause of his death? We probably will never know but I hope parents will check all cereal boxes to see if they have soybeans or soy products added to them. You can buy the all natural cereals but make sure there are no soybeans in it or soy products. Yes! Even the all natural cereal may contain genetically altered soybeans.
I know that all soy products may not be made from the genetically altered beans but can we play Russian Ruolette with our lives? I know when I ate those darn altered beans I was in severe pain and this has happened to me several times, so now I check to see if anything I am about to eat has soy products in it. I have to check for MSG, Aspartame,Chlorine or bleaching agents, HFCS,etc.I can't take generic medicines, and now soy products and soy is in a lot of food. I am now eating all natural or Organic foods but I still have to watch for soy products.
When are they going to stop poisoning our food? They are not supposed to use the altered beans for human consumption. They are for manufacturing purposes only. I said right from the start, what is going to stop them from using those altered beans in our food and yep! That's what they are doing. I am angry and I have a right to be angry. I have to ask at weddings and other get together's "do you use any of these chemicals?" They look at you like you were some kind of an idiot and some have even asked me why I try to eat out. I travel and it is hard to find a place that has all natural foods. Even the lettuce in the bag has MSG on it and at a restaurant that I ate at recently told me they don't have MSG in the packaged lettuce so I ate it and I barely got home and my skin itched from my wrists and arms; up into my scalp, my eyes and face, neck and ears. Even after taking my benadryl I didn't stop itching until 4:00 in the morning.
I suppose that nothing will be done about this but I am hoping that parents will watch for cereal with soy products in it and I think you will only find it in the all natural section but watch for soy in there too. write the company and tell them to make sure that there is not any genetically altered beans in the cereal.
I really do not know who to contact with this information but I have been very concerned about the boy who died at the zoo in Toledo,Ohio. He had an enlarged heart that no-one knew about but rarely people die from an enlarged heart especially when he had no symptoms before that. I did an article a few days ago about soy products and it made me wonder if by any chance that this boy had eaten cereal with soy products in it, and if the cereal he ate had the genetically altered soy beans in it and if he was allergic to these soybeans, could it be that these were the cause of his death? We probably will never know but I hope parents will check all cereal boxes to see if they have soybeans or soy products added to them. You can buy the all natural cereals but make sure there are no soybeans in it or soy products. Yes! Even the all natural cereal may contain genetically altered soybeans.
I know that all soy products may not be made from the genetically altered beans but can we play Russian Ruolette with our lives? I know when I ate those darn altered beans I was in severe pain and this has happened to me several times, so now I check to see if anything I am about to eat has soy products in it. I have to check for MSG, Aspartame,Chlorine or bleaching agents, HFCS,etc.I can't take generic medicines, and now soy products and soy is in a lot of food. I am now eating all natural or Organic foods but I still have to watch for soy products.
When are they going to stop poisoning our food? They are not supposed to use the altered beans for human consumption. They are for manufacturing purposes only. I said right from the start, what is going to stop them from using those altered beans in our food and yep! That's what they are doing. I am angry and I have a right to be angry. I have to ask at weddings and other get together's "do you use any of these chemicals?" They look at you like you were some kind of an idiot and some have even asked me why I try to eat out. I travel and it is hard to find a place that has all natural foods. Even the lettuce in the bag has MSG on it and at a restaurant that I ate at recently told me they don't have MSG in the packaged lettuce so I ate it and I barely got home and my skin itched from my wrists and arms; up into my scalp, my eyes and face, neck and ears. Even after taking my benadryl I didn't stop itching until 4:00 in the morning.
I suppose that nothing will be done about this but I am hoping that parents will watch for cereal with soy products in it and I think you will only find it in the all natural section but watch for soy in there too. write the company and tell them to make sure that there is not any genetically altered beans in the cereal.
Sunday, June 19, 2011
just a joke tonight
Eat for the health of it.
Two guys are hunting and they are dragging their dead deer back to their pickup truck. Another hunter comes along pulling his dead deer along and he comments to the other two hunters,"Hey,I don't want to tell you guys that you are doing it wrong but if you drag that deer in the other direction, the antlers won't dig into the ground."
After a brief rest the two hunters drag the deer along and after awhile the one hunter says to the other, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier."
The other responded,"Yes, but we are getting farther away from the truck."
Two guys are hunting and they are dragging their dead deer back to their pickup truck. Another hunter comes along pulling his dead deer along and he comments to the other two hunters,"Hey,I don't want to tell you guys that you are doing it wrong but if you drag that deer in the other direction, the antlers won't dig into the ground."
After a brief rest the two hunters drag the deer along and after awhile the one hunter says to the other, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier."
The other responded,"Yes, but we are getting farther away from the truck."
Friday, June 17, 2011
How to care for those aching feet
Eat for the health of it.
If you are a mailman or mail lady after a day of delivering mail you may want to elevate them. Soak them in a tub of very warm water with a few tablespoons of epsom salt and a 1/4 cup of apple cider vinegar.
If you have a lot of tea bags and you want to use them up before they get too old just steep 4 bags in some hot water and add them to your foot soaking water.
Massaging the feet is also revitalizing, or better yet if you can get your spouse to do it for you and take turns.
Try sitting on a chair and point your toes down as far as you can. Circle your feet around in circles both ways.
Try rolling your bare feet on a ball for awhile.
It's always best for everything if you eat healthy too. Try my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, BarnsandNoble.com, Books-a-million.com, Amazonbooks.com. You can ask any book store if they will order it for you if you give them the title and the ISBN#.
Laughter is healthy:
I may have told this one before but I thought it was really funny and worth a repeat:
This old man is ice fishing and after an hour or so has caught nothing. He is sitting on his camp stool by the hole waiting for a nibble when a young boy comes and makes a hole in the ice next to the old man. The young fella puts his fishing line in the hole and in no time he has a fish. The old man watches as the boy repeats this over and over. The old man finally asks the boy what he is using to have such good luck.
The boy responds, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."
The old man says, "I can't understand a thing you are saying."
Again the boy responds,"Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."
The old man says again,"I can't understand you."
The boy spits in his hand and says,"You have to keep the worms warm!"
If you are a mailman or mail lady after a day of delivering mail you may want to elevate them. Soak them in a tub of very warm water with a few tablespoons of epsom salt and a 1/4 cup of apple cider vinegar.
If you have a lot of tea bags and you want to use them up before they get too old just steep 4 bags in some hot water and add them to your foot soaking water.
Massaging the feet is also revitalizing, or better yet if you can get your spouse to do it for you and take turns.
Try sitting on a chair and point your toes down as far as you can. Circle your feet around in circles both ways.
Try rolling your bare feet on a ball for awhile.
It's always best for everything if you eat healthy too. Try my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, BarnsandNoble.com, Books-a-million.com, Amazonbooks.com. You can ask any book store if they will order it for you if you give them the title and the ISBN#.
Laughter is healthy:
I may have told this one before but I thought it was really funny and worth a repeat:
This old man is ice fishing and after an hour or so has caught nothing. He is sitting on his camp stool by the hole waiting for a nibble when a young boy comes and makes a hole in the ice next to the old man. The young fella puts his fishing line in the hole and in no time he has a fish. The old man watches as the boy repeats this over and over. The old man finally asks the boy what he is using to have such good luck.
The boy responds, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."
The old man says, "I can't understand a thing you are saying."
Again the boy responds,"Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."
The old man says again,"I can't understand you."
The boy spits in his hand and says,"You have to keep the worms warm!"
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
got a sore throat?
Eat for the health of it.
Take a teaspoon of sea salt and stir it into a glass of warm water. Do this as often as you feel necessary but don't swallow it. I probably don't have to tell you this but I want to make sure you don't. I use sea salt for everything. I feel it is much better for you.
Please try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK, ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com. Phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Also available at: Books-a-million.com, Abebooks.com, BarnsandNoble.com. Most book stores will order any book that you have a name and ISBN# number for.
Another book you may want to read is: Under Obligation, ISBN#158736-601-0. You may order at:www.wheatmark.com. A very good novel, and it is baste on a true story.
Laughter is healthy:
Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent a boat, equipment: rods and reals, wading suits and, of course, the cottage and the car. They spend a small fortune, but they are having fun.
The first day they get up early and go fishing all day. They don't catch a thing. On the second day they go out a little later and they fish most of the day and don't catch any fish so they go back to the cottage. This goes on for a couple more days.They are about to give up and the day before they leave for home, they catch a fish.
As they head for home the driver looks at his friend and says,"You know, this one lousy fish we caught cost us $1500."
The other guy says, "Wow!It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
Take a teaspoon of sea salt and stir it into a glass of warm water. Do this as often as you feel necessary but don't swallow it. I probably don't have to tell you this but I want to make sure you don't. I use sea salt for everything. I feel it is much better for you.
Please try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK, ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com. Phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Also available at: Books-a-million.com, Abebooks.com, BarnsandNoble.com. Most book stores will order any book that you have a name and ISBN# number for.
Another book you may want to read is: Under Obligation, ISBN#158736-601-0. You may order at:www.wheatmark.com. A very good novel, and it is baste on a true story.
Laughter is healthy:
Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent a boat, equipment: rods and reals, wading suits and, of course, the cottage and the car. They spend a small fortune, but they are having fun.
The first day they get up early and go fishing all day. They don't catch a thing. On the second day they go out a little later and they fish most of the day and don't catch any fish so they go back to the cottage. This goes on for a couple more days.They are about to give up and the day before they leave for home, they catch a fish.
As they head for home the driver looks at his friend and says,"You know, this one lousy fish we caught cost us $1500."
The other guy says, "Wow!It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
just a joke tonight
Eat for the health of it.
Laughter is healthy:
Two hunters go moose hunting every winter without success. They come up with a foolproof plan. They buy some very female looking moose outfits and they decide to wear them when they go hunting. "We will give the female moose call to lure him over here, then get out of our costumes and shoot him." They practice the moose call of the female moose. They don the costumes and wait for the male moose and give him the female moose love-call. Before long the male moose comes crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.
When the bull is close enough the guy in front says,"Okay, let's get him."
After a moment that seems like forever, the guy in the back says," The zipper is stuck, now what are we going to do?"
"I'm climbing the tree, but you better brace yourself."
Laughter is healthy:
Two hunters go moose hunting every winter without success. They come up with a foolproof plan. They buy some very female looking moose outfits and they decide to wear them when they go hunting. "We will give the female moose call to lure him over here, then get out of our costumes and shoot him." They practice the moose call of the female moose. They don the costumes and wait for the male moose and give him the female moose love-call. Before long the male moose comes crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.
When the bull is close enough the guy in front says,"Okay, let's get him."
After a moment that seems like forever, the guy in the back says," The zipper is stuck, now what are we going to do?"
"I'm climbing the tree, but you better brace yourself."
Sunday, June 5, 2011
athletes foot
Eat for the health of it.
I don't have athletes foot but I am sure someone out there has and I came accross this article and decided to pass it on. Simply use Oil of Oregano. Apply it liberally on the afected area,and between the toes, but don't expect an over night cure; you might have to use it for awhile before it heals. After all how long have you had it?
Be sure to try my all natural cookbook,GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7.Phone 1-800-788-7654.Also available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, Abebooks.com, Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com, and most bookstores you can ask them to order it if you give them the title and the ISBN#.
Laughter is healthy:
A man hunting bear for the first time and not having any luck but would meet other hunters and they always had a bear and a story behind it. So he humbles himself to ask for their secret.
The hunter would tell a fantastic tale of how he got his bear."I just go over there and I yell into one of those holes in the mountain and out comes the bear and I shoot him."
"I'll try that says the hunter."
The next day, the first hunter comes out of the woods with a bear skin and comes accross the the guy he had talked to the day before. The guy is crawling on his hands and knees, covered with blood and missing a leg.
"What happened to you man?"
" I did what you told me to do.I went to the hole. I started shouting and swearing at the bear and guess what happened?"
"What?"
"A bloody train same out."
I don't have athletes foot but I am sure someone out there has and I came accross this article and decided to pass it on. Simply use Oil of Oregano. Apply it liberally on the afected area,and between the toes, but don't expect an over night cure; you might have to use it for awhile before it heals. After all how long have you had it?
Be sure to try my all natural cookbook,GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7.Phone 1-800-788-7654.Also available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, Abebooks.com, Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com, and most bookstores you can ask them to order it if you give them the title and the ISBN#.
Laughter is healthy:
A man hunting bear for the first time and not having any luck but would meet other hunters and they always had a bear and a story behind it. So he humbles himself to ask for their secret.
The hunter would tell a fantastic tale of how he got his bear."I just go over there and I yell into one of those holes in the mountain and out comes the bear and I shoot him."
"I'll try that says the hunter."
The next day, the first hunter comes out of the woods with a bear skin and comes accross the the guy he had talked to the day before. The guy is crawling on his hands and knees, covered with blood and missing a leg.
"What happened to you man?"
" I did what you told me to do.I went to the hole. I started shouting and swearing at the bear and guess what happened?"
"What?"
"A bloody train same out."
Thursday, June 2, 2011
What about this weather?
Eat for the health of it.
This weather is nasty. We had a main electric pole blown down earlier and we were without electricity for several days and then a week ago we had another storm and it blew a big tree down and we were without electricity again for a couple of days. I wonder whats next and when.
One day a hunter was out in the middle of a forest when he comes upon a huge bear. He turns and runs trying to stay out of reach of the bear. He suddenly comes to the edge of a cliff and he falls on his knees and prays,"Dear Lord, please give this bear some religion!"
The sky darkens and lightening fills the air. A few feet away from the hunter, the bear comes to an abrupt stop, he glanses around a bit confused.
Suddenly the bear looks up to the sky, kneels and says,"Thank you Lord, for this food I am about to receive."
This weather is nasty. We had a main electric pole blown down earlier and we were without electricity for several days and then a week ago we had another storm and it blew a big tree down and we were without electricity again for a couple of days. I wonder whats next and when.
One day a hunter was out in the middle of a forest when he comes upon a huge bear. He turns and runs trying to stay out of reach of the bear. He suddenly comes to the edge of a cliff and he falls on his knees and prays,"Dear Lord, please give this bear some religion!"
The sky darkens and lightening fills the air. A few feet away from the hunter, the bear comes to an abrupt stop, he glanses around a bit confused.
Suddenly the bear looks up to the sky, kneels and says,"Thank you Lord, for this food I am about to receive."
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Soy products
Eat for the health of it.
Want a good cookbook? All natural, with the best easy recipes? Then you need a copy of my All natural cookbook: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, phone at: 1-800-788-7654, Abebooks.com, BarnesandNoble.com, Books-a-million.com, and most book stores will order it for you if you give them the title and ISBN#.
I recently realized that they are mixing the genetically altered soybeans with the edible soybeans and I really got sick on them. I am just really concerned about babies getting this in their little tummies because I tell you it is very painful. I ate some cereal with genetically altered beans and the pains were so severe that I was about to wake my husband up to take me to the hospital. I also got sick with the same reaction from canned soup with soy from the genetically altered soybeans. I ate at a Chinese restaurant that I have eaten at for years and I got sick. They apparently got in a new batch of soy sauce and I had the same reaction.It can be in anything that has soy products in it. I also ate at an Italian restaurant and I had the same reaction. I have to ask at restaurants if they use MSG, HFCS, and others and now I have to watch for Soy products. It's hardly worth eating out anymore. I just worry about the tiny ones that can eat it.
Laughter is healthy:
Four farmers are sitting at a table in a bar. At a table next to them sits a young lady taking in every the guys are saying. The first man says,"I think it's woomb."
The second guy says,"No, it must be woooombh."
The third guy says,"You are both wrong- it's wooom."
The fourth guy says,"No, it has to be wooommbbb."
The girl could no longer stand it and she walks over to their table and says, "Look, you hayseeds, it's womb. That's it, that's all there is to it."
After she leaves, the farmers all look at each other and one pipes up and says,""Well, I don't know. A slip of a girl like that, I don't know how she could know that, I just don't know how she could know. I'll bet she has never heard an elephant fart."
Want a good cookbook? All natural, with the best easy recipes? Then you need a copy of my All natural cookbook: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, phone at: 1-800-788-7654, Abebooks.com, BarnesandNoble.com, Books-a-million.com, and most book stores will order it for you if you give them the title and ISBN#.
I recently realized that they are mixing the genetically altered soybeans with the edible soybeans and I really got sick on them. I am just really concerned about babies getting this in their little tummies because I tell you it is very painful. I ate some cereal with genetically altered beans and the pains were so severe that I was about to wake my husband up to take me to the hospital. I also got sick with the same reaction from canned soup with soy from the genetically altered soybeans. I ate at a Chinese restaurant that I have eaten at for years and I got sick. They apparently got in a new batch of soy sauce and I had the same reaction.It can be in anything that has soy products in it. I also ate at an Italian restaurant and I had the same reaction. I have to ask at restaurants if they use MSG, HFCS, and others and now I have to watch for Soy products. It's hardly worth eating out anymore. I just worry about the tiny ones that can eat it.
Laughter is healthy:
Four farmers are sitting at a table in a bar. At a table next to them sits a young lady taking in every the guys are saying. The first man says,"I think it's woomb."
The second guy says,"No, it must be woooombh."
The third guy says,"You are both wrong- it's wooom."
The fourth guy says,"No, it has to be wooommbbb."
The girl could no longer stand it and she walks over to their table and says, "Look, you hayseeds, it's womb. That's it, that's all there is to it."
After she leaves, the farmers all look at each other and one pipes up and says,""Well, I don't know. A slip of a girl like that, I don't know how she could know that, I just don't know how she could know. I'll bet she has never heard an elephant fart."
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