just a joke tonight

Eat for the health of it.

Jacob, age 92, asks Rebecca,age 89, to marry him. They are strolling down the street, talking and making plans for their wedding. On the way they come to a drugstore and Jacob suggests that they go into the drugstore.

The guy behind the counter asks,"May I help you?"

Jacob asks,"Are you the owner?"

"Yes."

Jacob asks the pharmacist, "Do you sell heart medicine?"

"Of course we do." He answers.

"How about medicine for circulation?"

"Of course."

Jacob asks,"How about medicine for rheumatism, hemrrhoids, memory, arthritis, Alzheimers?"

The pharmacist continues to answer yes to everything.

Jacob keeps asking ,"What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, and antidotes for Parkinson's dissease?"

"Absolutely."

"What about heartburn and indigestion?"

"Yes we do."

"What about wheelchairs, walkers and canes?"
"All speeds and sizes."
"How about adult diapers."
"We sure do.Why do you ask?"
"Well, we are getting married and we would like to use your store as the Wedding Registry."