just a joke tonight

Eat for the health of it.

Laughter is healthy:

Two hunters go moose hunting every winter without success. They come up with a foolproof plan. They buy some very female looking moose outfits and they decide to wear them when they go hunting. "We will give the female moose call to lure him over here, then get out of our costumes and shoot him." They practice the moose call of the female moose. They don the costumes and wait for the male moose and give him the female moose love-call. Before long the male moose comes crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.

When the bull is close enough the guy in front says,"Okay, let's get him."

After a moment that seems like forever, the guy in the back says," The zipper is stuck, now what are we going to do?"

"I'm climbing the tree, but you better brace yourself."