Saturday, April 9, 2011

a little add and a joke only,tonight

Eat for the health of it.

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Laughter is healthy:

Sister Maryann worked for a home health care and as she was making her rounds she ran out of gas. She walked to the gas station a block away and asked to borrow a gas can and she would buy the gas and take it to her car and return the gas can when she came back to fill up.

The attendand told her that he had already lent it out and that she could use it when he returned.

Sister Maryann told him that she would check her car and see if she had anything in there to get gas in. She returned with a bedpan and asked the attendant to put enough in the pan to get her car started and she would be back to get more gas.

While sister Maryann was pouring the gas in the tank, two guys accross the street, who were baptists, looked at each other and the one said, "If that car starts, I'm turning Catholic."

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