Hives

Eat for the health of it.

Believe me I can relate to hives. I am allergic to all of those darn chemicals they put in our food and if it isn't 5% of the product they don't have to list it so I get hives a lot. Cream or milk will soothe the itching and pain. You can use buttermilk, whole milk, cream, half and half and even goats milk.

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Laughter is healthy:

An older man was sitting at the snack bar in a restaurant when three motor cycle riders came in and the first one stands next to him and pushes his cigarette into his pie; walks away and sits a few seats down from him at the counter. A second cycler walks up to the old man and spits in his milk and takes a seat at the counter by his buddy. The third cycler comes up to the old man and turns his plate upside down on the counter and joins the other two.

Without a word the older fella gets up, pays his bill and leaves the restaurant.

The three cyclers are laughing and having fun with their mischief. One of the guys said to the waitress,"That guy wasn't much of a man, was he?"

The waitress replies," Not much of a truckdriver either, he just backed his big rig over three motorcycles."