Just ajoke tonight

Eat for the health of it.

Laughter is healthy:

An old gold digger comes into town on his horse and as he climbs off his horse he sees this young whipper snapper stagger out of the bar. The young feller draws his gun from the holster and asks the old man if he ever learned to dance. The old gold digger said, "No, I guess I never had the urge to dance." The younger feller said,"Well, lets get those feet a hoppin man and let's see if you can dance." As the young fella started shooting toward the old man, the old man started jumping like greese in a frying pan. The young feller laughed as he pushed his gun in the holster and started down the street.

About that time the old man had grabbed his double barrelled shotgun. He called out to the young man,"Say there, young fella." The young man turns around and finds a double barrelled shotgun pointed right at him. The old man asked him,"Have you ever kissed a horses butt?"
The young feller said politely,"Well, no sir, but I always wanted to."