just a joke

Eat for the health of it.

A minister dies and he is waiting in line at the pearly gates. Ahead of him is a taxi driver, dressed casually in jeans, a bright colored shirt, sunglasses and a leather jacket.
Saint Peter asks the guy,"Who are you?"
The says, "I'm Joe the taxi driver."
St Peter checks his list; smiles and tells him, "Take this silk robe and golden staff and enter the kingdom of heaven."
The taxi-driver steps up and says, "I am Joseph, the pastor of Saint Mary's Church for forty years."
Saint Peter checks his list and says," Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the kingdom of heaven."
The minister asks,"Why is it the taxi driver got a golden staff and a silk robe?"
"Well," saint Peter says, "up here we work with results,"While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed,"