Wednesday, October 6, 2010

sore knees

Eat for the health of it.

Everyone hurts their knees sometime in there life, either by falling, kneeling too long, jumping, playing football even sitting with your feet back and knees bent. All you have to do is soak in a tub of hot water with a couple of cups of Epsom Salt, just dissolve the Epsom salt in a tub of hot water; crawl in and soak.

Remember my book: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-788-7654 Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Books-a-million.com,BarnsandNoble.com, Amazonbooks.com.

A great novel: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN31-58736-601-0. Available at: www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, Books-a-million.com, BarnandNoble.com, ISBN# 978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.One day while she was in bed with him her husband came home unexpectedly and she hollered," hurry crawl out the window, my husband is home." He grabbed his clothes and jumped out the window.

It was raining but he knew he had to do something but realized that the town was having a marathon race, so he just stepped right in with the group and started running with them. He was running with his clothes tucked under his arm.After a while one of the more curious runners caught up with him and asked,"Do you always run in the nude?"
"Oh, yes" he answered.
Another runner came up beside him and asked,"Do you always carry your clothes?"
"Of course I do, that way I can get dressed as soon as I reach the finish line."

A third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked,"Do you always wear condom when you run?"
Without hesitation he answered,"Nope, only when it rains."

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