Saturday, May 1, 2010

Who hasn't had a sore throat?

Eat for the health of it.

If you have never had a sore throat all I can say is you are so lucky. You must have a great immune system. Sometimes it might just be a simple sore throat and then again you may have the one with all the white thingies in there and it hurts so bad you don't want to swallow. Whichever it is, what do you do for it?
If you have a fever as well as white pus things in your throat, you better call the doctor, it could be strep throat. If you have a scratchy throat or sore throat from maybe inhaling paint fumes, shouting or inhaling smog or sinusitis, you could try Zink, drink something cold, chew on some slippery elm bark from the healthfood store.
One of my favorite solutions for a lot of things is, apple cider vinegar. Add two tablespoons to a cup of warm water,gargle, or mix 1/2 teaspoon of tumeric and a 1/2 teaspoon sea salt to a cup of hot water,let cool, gargle and spit until you use the whole cup. If this doesn't work go to a healthfood store and ask for something like, Marshmallow, Echinacea, or Willow bark. I have used the Echinacea.

Try to keep yourself healthy by eating all natural. My all natural cookbook will help you choose healthy foods. Easy to follow recipes and simple to make, I don't like fancy recipes, these are my favorites. GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7 by Teresa Thompson, it is available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or you can order by phone at: 1-800-788-7654, also available at: Amazonbooks.com

If you are looking for a good novel that is interesting to the very end, try 'Under obligation'ISBN# 1-58736-601-0. This is a true story,but is labeled as fiction because the names have been changed to protect the innocent. You may order it at: www.wheatmark.com. Also available at: Amazonbooks.com and at: Abebooks.com.

Laughter is healthy: Which is the front of a tree?

A Southern Georgia boy was traveling accross the country; when he gets to Virginia, he likes it there and decides to look for a job. He walks into the International Paper Company and fills out the application for the job. Fortunately they had an opening but first they had to see how much he knows about trees.

The foreman says to the Georgia boy, "See that tree over there? I want you to tell me what kind of tree it is and how many board feet of lumber it will produce."

"That thars a Whitepine, 383 board feet of lumber in 'er."

The foreman is impressed with him. He goes up the road a piece and asks the same question again.

"That's a Loblolly Pine and she's got about 456 board feet."

Again he stops and points at another tree and asks the same question,"What about that one."

"That's a White Oak and it should produce 242 board feet at best."

The foreman decides he knows all about the wood in the trees, so he drives a little farther and stops, he hands the Georgia boy a piece of chalk and points at a tree and tells him to go make an X on the front of the tree.

The foreman thinks to himself,"The idiot, how can he know which is the front of the tree?"The Georgia boy reaches the tree and walks aroung it and he looks down at the ground, then comes around the tree and makes an X.

The foreman laughs and asks,"How do you know that is the front of the tree?"

The Georgia boy answers as he cleans his boot in the gravel,"Cuz someone took a crap behind it."

He got the job.

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