got home

Eat for the health of it.

I'm home, we made it in two days. The traffic wasn't bad at all, so smooth sailing.

Just a joke tonight.

Women are like apples on the top of the tree. The best are at the top and men don't want to reach for them, they take the ones on the ground that are easy. The apples at the top think there is something wrong with them but in reality they're amazing- they wait for the right man that is brave enough to climb to the top of the tree.

Now men are like fine wine, they begin as grapes and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they are something worth having dinner with.

Later...