Thursday, October 8, 2009

More helpful information

Eat for the health of it.

1. Easy way to fix deviled eggs. Place cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag and mix the yolks, add remaining ingredients and mix some more and cut a small hole in the corner of the bag and squeeze the yolk mixture into the egg whites and throw the bag away. Easy clean up too.
2. Keep squirrels away from your plants, simply sprinkle some cayenne pepper on the plants and the squirrels won't go near them and the pepper won't hurt the plants either.
3. Use a black board eraser to clean fog off the windshield. It works better than a cloth.
4. If you have a lot of leftover bottles of conditioner like I do, you can use it as a shaving cream when you shave your legs.
4. A good way to catch those pesky fruit flies, just add a couple drops of liquid dish soap to a 1/2 glass of apple cider vinegar.
5. If you are using dryer sheets in your dryer, be sure to take the screen out to wash it every six months, because the dryer sheets cause a build up on the that screen filter and it can catch on fire.
6. If you have ants, spread some cornmeal around, they will eat the cornmeal and they die because they can't digest it. I tried it and it really works.

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Laughter is healthy: Hillbillies train ride:
Three Hillbillies and three Texans were traveling by train to the Super Bowl. The Texans noticed that the Hillbillies only bought one ticket between the three of them. The Texans asked,"How are the three of you going to buy just one ticket and get away with it?"
"Watch and learn," answers the one Hillbilly. The Texans all get into their seats and the three Hillbillies cram themselves in the toilet.Shortly after the train leaves the station the conductor comes around to pick up the tickets. He knocks on the bathroom door and an arm reaches out and the conductor takes the ticket. The Texans see what happened and decided it was pretty clever. On the return trip, they buy the one ticket and walk toward the train. To their astonishment they notice that the Hillbillies do not buy a ticket at all.
The Texans ask,"How are you going to do this now without any ticket?"
"Watch and learn." answers the Hillbillies.
When they board the train the three Texans cram themselves in the toilet and the three Hillbillies cram themselves in the other toilet. Shortly afterwards, one of the Hillbillies leaves the toilet and walks over to the other toilet and knocks on the door and says,"Tickets please."
Them there Hillbillies are so stupid after all.

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