A joke only tonight

Eat for the health of it.

The farmer and his cow.

A farmer went to town to buy a new pickup truck, that he saw in the paper. He told the salesman which one he wanted and they sat down to do the paperwork. The salesman handed the farmer the paperwork on the pickup and the farmer declared," This isn't the price I saw in the paper.
The salesman began to explain that he was getting extras such as power brakes, power windows special tires etc.and that was what drove the price up.
The farmer needed the truck so bad that he paid for the truck and went home.

A few months later the salesman called the farmer on the phone and asked," do you still have cows on your farm." The farmer replied, "Yes, I do, why do you ask?"

The salesman explained that his son was in 4-H and he needed a cow for a project.
The farmer said, "I have a few cows and I will sell any one of them for $500.00."
The salesman replyed,"Great, I'll be right out."
After spending a couple of hours on the farm, checking out the cows and deciding which one they wanted. They got it loaded in their trailer and the salesman sat down to write a check out to the farmer.
The farmer said,"Now wait a minute, that's not the final price of the cow, there are a few extras that you will have to pay for too."

The salesman asks,"What extras?"

Below is the list the farmer gave to the salesman.

BASIC COW............$500.00
Two tone exterior....$ 45.00
Extra stomach........$ 75.00
Product storage
equipment............$ 60.00
Straw compartment....$120.00
4 Spigots@$10each....$ 40.00
Leather upholstery...$125.00
Dual horns...........$ 45.00
Automatic fly swatter$ 38.00
Fertilizer attachment$185.00
GRAND TOTAL..........$1,233.00