Monday, July 12, 2010

Stormy weather

Eat for the health of it.

Not staying on too long, it is storming here.

A guy driving down the highway notices a sign that says 'sisters of mercy house of prostitution- 10 km' He heads for the source. He drives by 2 more signs so he figures that it has to be true.

He pulls into the driveway, parks and goes to the door and rings the bell.A nun comes to the door and asks, "may I help you?"
He says, "I saw the sign, and would like to do business with you."
"Very well, please follow me."
He is led through a deserted passage and becomes very confused.The nun stops and tells him to wait a few minutes and then knock at the door. He does and he finds himself in a hallway and a nun is holding a tin cup. The nun instructs him to place $50 in the cup and he does as he is told.As he trots down threw the hallway, he opens another door, he exits the door and as it closes behind him he sees another sign that reads, "Have a good day, you have just been screwed by the Sisters of Mercy."

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