Thursday, July 8, 2010

Olive oil has a lot of uses

Eat for the health of it.

Mix equal parts of Lanolin and olive oil, then rub it on your chapped hands, arms, legs and lips. Let it soak for a few minutes and shower.

Olive oil, is good for cooking and take capsuls for easier bowel movements.

Eating all natural is also good and healthy for you. If you need help with all natural cooking, please try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, by Teresa Thompson, it is available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or by phone (1-800-788-7654)or you may order at: Amazonbooks.com or you may purchase it at: Bassettes Healthfood Store in Toledo, Ohio, on Secor road between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway. (In a little strip mall)

If you are interested in a very good novel that will keep you interested to the very end, I suggest: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN# 1-58736-601-0, The story is a true story based on real happenings. It is listed as fiction only because the names were changed to protect the innocent. Please order at: www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, and now available at: Books-a-million.com ISBN# 978-1587366010 and also at: BarnsandNoble.com, ISBN#978-1587366010.


Laughter is healthy:

The priest gets tired of hearing all the perishiners confessing to adutery.
One Sunday during his serman, he tells the people that he is so sick of hearing confessions of adultery and he threatens to quit if he hears even one more person confessing to committing adultery.

Everyone likes the guy and doesn't want him to quit so they come up with a code name, if they have committed adultery they will just say they,'have fallen'.

The priest seems to be satisfied with the code name and they use this for years. Suddenly the priest dies and they get a new priest. After a few weeks the priest goes into town and visits the mayor.

The priest says,"I would like you to do something about the footpaths in town as there are quite a few people that are talking about having fallen."

The Mayor starts to laugh, realizing that no-one has told the priest of the code word.
The priest shakes his finger at the mayor and says, "I don't know what you are laughing about. Your wife fell three times this week."

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