just a joke

Eat for the health of it.

An attorney gets home late from work after spending the day trying to get a stay of execution for his client, he was worn out and depressed. His wife had thoughts of him cheating on her and begins to question him,"Where were you? Why are you so late? Now your dinner is cold."
He ignores her; pours himself a drink and goes upstairs to take a shower. The phone rings while he is upstairs and his wife takes the message."Tell your husband that they are not hanging Jim Wright tonight. The judge ordered a stay of execution."

His wife feels bad that she was so hard on him after having a long day. She runs upstairs and opens the bathroom door and finds her husband bent over drying his feet and legs.
She quickly tells him,"They are not hanging Wright tonight."

He whirled around and yelled,"for cripes sake woman can you think of anything else to complain about?"