Saturday, February 26, 2011

can't go?

Eat for the health of it.

If you have problems moving your bowels, try some Psyllium Husk capsuls and Magnesium. I get them at the healthfood store. Ask questions if you want to know more, they are very helpful. Drink plenty of water with the Psyllium because the capsuls use plenty of water to do there work and you don't want them caught half way down.
If you enjoy eating good healthy food please try my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7. You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or phone at: 1-800-788-7654 or you may order at: Amazon.com, Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com.

Laughter is healthy:

Four little boys were discussing the fact that noone wanted to play with them and they soon decided that they were not baptised and they did not go to church so they ran down to the church on the corner and went inside where the janitor was working. The boys explained the situation to the janitor and they asked him if he would baptise them.
The janitor said, "Sure." He took them into the bathroom and stuck there heads into the toilet stool, and said,"There you are all baptised."
They went outside and discussed what religion they were.

The first boy says,"We're not katlics, because they pour the water on your head."
The second boy says,"We're not Baptiss, because they put you in the water."
The third boy says,"We're not Methdiss, because they sprinkle water on you."
The smallest boy of the group said,"Didn't you smell that water?"
They all answered, "Yeah! What does that mean?"
The little guy answers,"I think it means we are pisskopalians,"

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