just a joke tonight

Eat for the health of it.

This guy goes into a bar and notices a large jar and it's filled with money on the end of the bar. He asks the bartender what the jar is for. The bartender says,"you have to pay $10 and then you have to do three things and if you can do them you will get the money in the jar and a new car. The guy thinks, that would be great, then asks the bartender,"What do I have to do?" The bartender says, "You have to pay the money first." The guy agrees and asks,"Now what do I do?"

The bartender tells him that he has to drink a bottle of tequila, then there is a Pitt bull chained in the back yard and he has a bad tooth and he will have to pull the tooth and third; there is a ninty year old virgin upstairs and he would have to take care of her needs.

The guy drinks the bottle of tequila; there is a lot of noise coming from the back of the bar and after awhile the guy comes in all scratched and bitten, he asks,"Now where is that old lady that needs a tooth pulled?"