How to have stronger nails

Eat for the health of it.

If you want nice strong nails, try some shea butter from the mangafolia tree. Butter your nails and slip your hands in a pair of gloves for a few nights. Also eggs are good for nail growth or try eating some peanut butter.


All of your body parts need good nourishing foods to make them grow and stay healthy.

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Laughter is healthy:
The IRS decides to audit granddad and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor was not surprised when gramps showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said,"Well,sir, I notice that you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment. You explained that you win this money gambling. I am not sure this is believable"
Gramps answered, "I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it."
The auditor says,"Okay, go ahead."
Gramps says, "I'll bet you a $1,000 that I can bite my own eye,"
The auditor thinks and soon says,"Go ahead, it's a bet."
Gramps takes his glass eye out and bites it. The auditors mouth drops open.
Gramps says,"I'll bet you $2,000 that I can bite the other eye,"
The auditor can tell gramps isn't blind so he takes the bet.
Granmps takes his teeth out of his mouth and bites his good eye.
The auditor realizes that he has wagered and lost $3,000 with gramps attorney as a witness.
Then gramps asks the auditor if he wants to get his money back, double or nothing. Gramps says, "I'll bet you $6,000 that I can stand on one side of your desk and pee in your wastebasket on the other side of your desk and not get a drop anywhere in between."
The auditor, twice burned already but thinking to himself, there is no way this old guy can do that trick. He once again agrees.
Gramps unzips his pants, stands by the desk and strains as much as he could but the stream did not make the basket on the other side, he pretty much urinates all over the desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing he had just turned his major loss into a huge win.
Gramps attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
The auditor asks,"Are you okay,sir?"
"Not really, says the attorney. "This morning he bet me $25,000 that he would come in here and pee all over your desk and you would be happy about it."

The moral of this story: Don't mess with old people.