Just a joke tonight

Eat for the health of it.

Jack's wife was after him for three days to paint the toilet seat, tired of her nagging he gets up early the next morning and paints the seat, then he goes outside to putter on some other projects he has to get done. It was a special paint that dries quickly and of course Jack didn't think his wife would get up and use the toilet before it dried, but this morning she got up early and sat on the toilet seat but when she tried to get off the seat she found herself stuck fast.

Sometime later Jack comes in to use the bathroom and finds his wife stuck fast to the toilet seat. As much as he tried nothing seemed to work so he loosened the toilet seat and hauled her off to the hospital. As the attending physician tried to help her out of this situation the woman asks the doctor."I'll bet you never saw anything like this before?"

The doctor answered her,"Actually, I have seen a lot of them but never mounted.