Eat for the health of it.
This man is sitting at the dinner table reading his paper when his wife swats him aside his head.
"What the heck was that for?" he asks.
"That was for the piece of paper I found in your pants pocket from Mary Lou."
"Don't you remember the night I went to the races? The horse I bet on was Mary Lou."
Feeling a bit bad for hitting him, she kissed him and left for work.
A few days later she hits him again.
"Now what was that for?"
"Your horse called today."
Saturday, January 8, 2011
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