Eat for the health of it.
Mostly these little devils are in the pubic area but they can also be in the eyelashes, trunk hair or the armpit hair. If this happens just get some shampoo or lotion (A-200 Pyrinate) and use it liberally on your body wherever you think they are, like waist to knees. Also you can try 1 tablespoon of tea tree oil or melalueca oil to one pint of warm water or bathe with a soap or shampoo containing melalueca. Although the lice die quickly the itching may linger for a week. Be sure to wash the bedding and it might be a good idea to wash it every day for a few days, using hot water and soap. They are usually sexually transmited but on rare occasions, if an infected person sits on the toilet seat and you use that toilet seat within a short time, it could happen like that. I always wipe the toilet seat off and that should help.
Don't forget my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Also at Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com. Enjoy! Thank you for those who have already ordered my book.
Laughter is healthy:
This old fella goes fishing on a frozen lake. He cuts a hole in the ice and drops his line in. He's there for an hour and hasn't caught a thing. A young boy comes near him and cuts a hole and drops the line in and catches a fish almost instantly. The old fella watches him and he catches another. This goes on for some time and the older man is curious and goes over to the boy and asks him,"How do you do that? I haven't caught a thing yet and I have been here for an hour and a half."
The boy responds,"Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."
The old man looks puzzled and he said, "I didn't understand what you said,"
Again the boy says," Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."
The old man says,"Look I can't understand a thing you are saying."
So the boy spits into his glove and says,"You have to keep the worms warm."
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Thursday, March 10, 2011
just another joke
Eat for the health of it.
Laughter is healthy:
Four fishermen go on a fishing trip.They rent all the equipment they need, the reels, rods, wading suites, the boat, the car, and even the cabin in the woods.
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch a thing.Every day was the same, no fish. Finally after almost a week of trying one of the men catches a fish. On the way home one of the men says,"Do you realise that this lousy fish cost us $1500?"
One of the other guys pops up and says,"Wow! I'm sure glad we didn't catch any more!"
Laughter is healthy:
Four fishermen go on a fishing trip.They rent all the equipment they need, the reels, rods, wading suites, the boat, the car, and even the cabin in the woods.
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch a thing.Every day was the same, no fish. Finally after almost a week of trying one of the men catches a fish. On the way home one of the men says,"Do you realise that this lousy fish cost us $1500?"
One of the other guys pops up and says,"Wow! I'm sure glad we didn't catch any more!"
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Just a joke tonight
Eat for the health of it.
Laughter is healthy: A young preacher is contacted by the local funeral director to hold a graveside service. On the way to the cemetery the young preacher got lost and was late getting to the cemetery. There wasn't anyone there but a couple of guys eating their lunch. The pastor goes over to the grave sight. The vault lid was already on the grave. He takes out his prayer book and begins to read the service.
As he returns to his car he hears the men chuckling and one asks the other, "Should we tell him that we just installed a new septic tank?"
Laughter is healthy: A young preacher is contacted by the local funeral director to hold a graveside service. On the way to the cemetery the young preacher got lost and was late getting to the cemetery. There wasn't anyone there but a couple of guys eating their lunch. The pastor goes over to the grave sight. The vault lid was already on the grave. He takes out his prayer book and begins to read the service.
As he returns to his car he hears the men chuckling and one asks the other, "Should we tell him that we just installed a new septic tank?"
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Honey and cinnamon
Eat for the health of it.
If you are having a lot of colds, upset stomach, and other ailments and you are tired of them just take a tablespoon of all natural honey and a teaspoon of ground cinnamon. Mix it together and drink it or place it in some hot tea and drink it. Repeat every day until the problem is gone. Or if you feel like it, take it to keep from getting colds or flu. Just remember to check the honey and make sure it is all natural, yes, they are cutting our good healthy honey with High Fructose Corn Syrup. And another thing is that they are changing the name from HFCS to Corn Sugar, so don't let them fool you.
Why not try my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7. Available at www.dorrancepublishing.com. Phone at:1-800-788-7654.Also at: www.amazonbooks.com, abebooks.com, Books-a-million.com and BarnsandNoble.com.
Laughter is healthy:
A preschool teacher asks the class, "Can anyone give me a sentence using the word definately?"
The first little girl stands up and says,"The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher says,"No, Amy,the sky can be blue or gray."
Little Johnnie stands up and says,"The trees are definitely green."
The teacher again explains that the trees can be other colors.
The little boy from the back of the class stands up and asks,"Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and answers, "Of course not!"
"Okay. Then I definitely messed my pants."
If you are having a lot of colds, upset stomach, and other ailments and you are tired of them just take a tablespoon of all natural honey and a teaspoon of ground cinnamon. Mix it together and drink it or place it in some hot tea and drink it. Repeat every day until the problem is gone. Or if you feel like it, take it to keep from getting colds or flu. Just remember to check the honey and make sure it is all natural, yes, they are cutting our good healthy honey with High Fructose Corn Syrup. And another thing is that they are changing the name from HFCS to Corn Sugar, so don't let them fool you.
Why not try my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7. Available at www.dorrancepublishing.com. Phone at:1-800-788-7654.Also at: www.amazonbooks.com, abebooks.com, Books-a-million.com and BarnsandNoble.com.
Laughter is healthy:
A preschool teacher asks the class, "Can anyone give me a sentence using the word definately?"
The first little girl stands up and says,"The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher says,"No, Amy,the sky can be blue or gray."
Little Johnnie stands up and says,"The trees are definitely green."
The teacher again explains that the trees can be other colors.
The little boy from the back of the class stands up and asks,"Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and answers, "Of course not!"
"Okay. Then I definitely messed my pants."
Monday, February 28, 2011
just a joke tonight
Eat for the health of it.
This farmer had a large farm pond and one night as he was out checking things over, he noticed some young gals were swimming in his pond and he noticed that they had removed their clothing and were presumed naked. As he stood and watched them they hollered to the farmer, "We are not going to come out until you go away. We know you just want to see us naked."
The farmer answered,"No, I don't care if you want to swim in my pond because I just came out to feed my alligator."
I think he knew what was going to happen.hahaha.
This farmer had a large farm pond and one night as he was out checking things over, he noticed some young gals were swimming in his pond and he noticed that they had removed their clothing and were presumed naked. As he stood and watched them they hollered to the farmer, "We are not going to come out until you go away. We know you just want to see us naked."
The farmer answered,"No, I don't care if you want to swim in my pond because I just came out to feed my alligator."
I think he knew what was going to happen.hahaha.
Saturday, February 26, 2011
can't go?
Eat for the health of it.
If you have problems moving your bowels, try some Psyllium Husk capsuls and Magnesium. I get them at the healthfood store. Ask questions if you want to know more, they are very helpful. Drink plenty of water with the Psyllium because the capsuls use plenty of water to do there work and you don't want them caught half way down.
If you enjoy eating good healthy food please try my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7. You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or phone at: 1-800-788-7654 or you may order at: Amazon.com, Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com.
Laughter is healthy:
Four little boys were discussing the fact that noone wanted to play with them and they soon decided that they were not baptised and they did not go to church so they ran down to the church on the corner and went inside where the janitor was working. The boys explained the situation to the janitor and they asked him if he would baptise them.
The janitor said, "Sure." He took them into the bathroom and stuck there heads into the toilet stool, and said,"There you are all baptised."
They went outside and discussed what religion they were.
The first boy says,"We're not katlics, because they pour the water on your head."
The second boy says,"We're not Baptiss, because they put you in the water."
The third boy says,"We're not Methdiss, because they sprinkle water on you."
The smallest boy of the group said,"Didn't you smell that water?"
They all answered, "Yeah! What does that mean?"
The little guy answers,"I think it means we are pisskopalians,"
If you have problems moving your bowels, try some Psyllium Husk capsuls and Magnesium. I get them at the healthfood store. Ask questions if you want to know more, they are very helpful. Drink plenty of water with the Psyllium because the capsuls use plenty of water to do there work and you don't want them caught half way down.
If you enjoy eating good healthy food please try my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7. You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or phone at: 1-800-788-7654 or you may order at: Amazon.com, Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com.
Laughter is healthy:
Four little boys were discussing the fact that noone wanted to play with them and they soon decided that they were not baptised and they did not go to church so they ran down to the church on the corner and went inside where the janitor was working. The boys explained the situation to the janitor and they asked him if he would baptise them.
The janitor said, "Sure." He took them into the bathroom and stuck there heads into the toilet stool, and said,"There you are all baptised."
They went outside and discussed what religion they were.
The first boy says,"We're not katlics, because they pour the water on your head."
The second boy says,"We're not Baptiss, because they put you in the water."
The third boy says,"We're not Methdiss, because they sprinkle water on you."
The smallest boy of the group said,"Didn't you smell that water?"
They all answered, "Yeah! What does that mean?"
The little guy answers,"I think it means we are pisskopalians,"
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
chapped lips
Eat for the health of it.
If you like being in the sun or outside be sure to use lip gloss at least half hour before going outside. Keep reapplying it if you are out for very long. I hate it when my lips get all cracked and sore. I guess I didn't put enough on or not often enough. Most of the lip balms contain soothing relief and protection but you have to put it on a lot. I thought if I put it on once it would last the 1/2 hour I would be out there but my lips are cracked and dry or I used the wrong kind. I'll have to check into that. It feels like they are healing.
I want to thank whom ever bought my books. I really appreciate it. There is a lot of recipes in my book that can really help you be more healthy. They are chemical free if you follow the recipes. For anyone interested in GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Please order at:www.Dorrancepublishing.com or Phone at: 1-800-788-7654.
I wrote this book because I found out that I was allergic to all the chemicals they are putting in our food and it is getting worse all the time. The most recent allergic reaction I had is from the genetically altered soybeans. I asked at the time they came out with them, "What would stop them from mixing those altered beans with the safe edible beans?" They can say, 'it won't happen,' but I have been in many elevators and I can see where this could happen easily. Even on the farm, if a farmer has a strip of beans left that are roundup ready beans and he can't fit it on his load, do you think he would say, "What's going to hurt if I dump these on my other load with the edible beans?" It has happened so I know it's in there because I get sick when I eat anything that contains these roundup ready soy products. It's very painful. I play Russian Roulette every time I eat something with soy products in it. I have to find someone that knows where to send a letter to. I doubt it will make any difference anyway.But I want to try.
Laughter is healthy:
A woman is rummaging through the turkeys in the case at the grocery store and cannot find one large enough for her family. She asks the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The boy replies, "No ma'am they're dead." BOOOooo I know that was really bad but it's late and I am very tired. Good night.
If you like being in the sun or outside be sure to use lip gloss at least half hour before going outside. Keep reapplying it if you are out for very long. I hate it when my lips get all cracked and sore. I guess I didn't put enough on or not often enough. Most of the lip balms contain soothing relief and protection but you have to put it on a lot. I thought if I put it on once it would last the 1/2 hour I would be out there but my lips are cracked and dry or I used the wrong kind. I'll have to check into that. It feels like they are healing.
I want to thank whom ever bought my books. I really appreciate it. There is a lot of recipes in my book that can really help you be more healthy. They are chemical free if you follow the recipes. For anyone interested in GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Please order at:www.Dorrancepublishing.com or Phone at: 1-800-788-7654.
I wrote this book because I found out that I was allergic to all the chemicals they are putting in our food and it is getting worse all the time. The most recent allergic reaction I had is from the genetically altered soybeans. I asked at the time they came out with them, "What would stop them from mixing those altered beans with the safe edible beans?" They can say, 'it won't happen,' but I have been in many elevators and I can see where this could happen easily. Even on the farm, if a farmer has a strip of beans left that are roundup ready beans and he can't fit it on his load, do you think he would say, "What's going to hurt if I dump these on my other load with the edible beans?" It has happened so I know it's in there because I get sick when I eat anything that contains these roundup ready soy products. It's very painful. I play Russian Roulette every time I eat something with soy products in it. I have to find someone that knows where to send a letter to. I doubt it will make any difference anyway.But I want to try.
Laughter is healthy:
A woman is rummaging through the turkeys in the case at the grocery store and cannot find one large enough for her family. She asks the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The boy replies, "No ma'am they're dead." BOOOooo I know that was really bad but it's late and I am very tired. Good night.
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