Crabs or crotch crickets or pubic body lice

Eat for the health of it.

Mostly these little devils are in the pubic area but they can also be in the eyelashes, trunk hair or the armpit hair. If this happens just get some shampoo or lotion (A-200 Pyrinate) and use it liberally on your body wherever you think they are, like waist to knees. Also you can try 1 tablespoon of tea tree oil or melalueca oil to one pint of warm water or bathe with a soap or shampoo containing melalueca. Although the lice die quickly the itching may linger for a week. Be sure to wash the bedding and it might be a good idea to wash it every day for a few days, using hot water and soap. They are usually sexually transmited but on rare occasions, if an infected person sits on the toilet seat and you use that toilet seat within a short time, it could happen like that. I always wipe the toilet seat off and that should help.

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Laughter is healthy:

This old fella goes fishing on a frozen lake. He cuts a hole in the ice and drops his line in. He's there for an hour and hasn't caught a thing. A young boy comes near him and cuts a hole and drops the line in and catches a fish almost instantly. The old fella watches him and he catches another. This goes on for some time and the older man is curious and goes over to the boy and asks him,"How do you do that? I haven't caught a thing yet and I have been here for an hour and a half."
The boy responds,"Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."

The old man looks puzzled and he said, "I didn't understand what you said,"

Again the boy says," Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."

The old man says,"Look I can't understand a thing you are saying."

So the boy spits into his glove and says,"You have to keep the worms warm."