vomiting

Eat for the health of it.

Although it is natures way of ridding the stomach of things that can make your body sick, vomiting a lot isn't good for you either. Some people love food so much that they stuff themselves and think nothing of forcing themselves to vomit. This rids your stomach of good natural juices that help with digestion. If you do get sick and you do vomit try drinking juice from pears, guava, mango and papaya or the ripe fruits but stay away from citrus fruits and juices.

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Laughter is healthy:

If you don't laugh at this, you better see the doctor.

Ethel was in the nursing home and was a real demon with her wheel chair.She would go at top speed up and down the halls, and because the woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the others around tolerated her.
One day Ethel was speeding in the one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out and streched his arm out and said,"STOP." and then asked,"Do you have a license for that thing?"
Ethel fished around in her purse and came out with a Kit Kat wrapper.
"OK" he said.

Ethel continued down the hall and weird Harold popped out in front of her and said,"Stop! Do you have proof of insurance?"

Ethel quickly searched her purse again and pulled out a drink coaster.

Harold nodded and said,"On your way Ma'am."
As Ethel reached the corner, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked and holding 'You-Know-What' in his hand and Ethel said,"Oh, good grief, not that Breathalyzer test again!!!"

Now if that didn't make you laugh, you better check into a morgue.