just a joke tonight

Eat for the health of it.

Joke only tonight.


A twenty year old gal marries an eighty five year old man. On there wedding night the bride decides that because of the age difference that they would sleep better if they slept in different rooms.

After the wedding party was over they went to their seperate rooms and as she is getting ready for bed, a knock comes to the door. It's her new husband and he is ready for some love making. He finishes and leaves the room and she gets ready for bed. She is just about to sleep when a knock comes to the door again and it is her husband, back for more love making.

Again she accepts his advances and she is satisfied and he again leaves the room and the young bride is tired and returns to her bed. She is about to sleep when another knock comes to the door and she gets up to see who is there . Once again it is her husband and he wants to make love again. Again they make love and are both satisfied.

As they are lying there side by side, the young bride says,"I am really impressed with your love making, I can't believe that you have the stamina of a man half your age...you're really great."

The guy turns to her and asks,"Have I been here before?"