Eat for the health of it.
If you want nice strong nails, try some shea butter from the mangafolia tree. Butter your nails and slip your hands in a pair of gloves for a few nights. Also eggs are good for nail growth or try eating some peanut butter.
All of your body parts need good nourishing foods to make them grow and stay healthy.
Try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN #0-8059-6286-7 AVAILABLE AT: www.dorrancepublishing.com or at: Amazonbooks.com or phone 1-800-788-7654.
If you are looking for a good book to read try: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 Available at: www.wheatmark.com or at: Abebooks.com or at: Amazonbooks.com
Laughter is healthy:
The IRS decides to audit granddad and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor was not surprised when gramps showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said,"Well,sir, I notice that you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment. You explained that you win this money gambling. I am not sure this is believable"
Gramps answered, "I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it."
The auditor says,"Okay, go ahead."
Gramps says, "I'll bet you a $1,000 that I can bite my own eye,"
The auditor thinks and soon says,"Go ahead, it's a bet."
Gramps takes his glass eye out and bites it. The auditors mouth drops open.
Gramps says,"I'll bet you $2,000 that I can bite the other eye,"
The auditor can tell gramps isn't blind so he takes the bet.
Granmps takes his teeth out of his mouth and bites his good eye.
The auditor realizes that he has wagered and lost $3,000 with gramps attorney as a witness.
Then gramps asks the auditor if he wants to get his money back, double or nothing. Gramps says, "I'll bet you $6,000 that I can stand on one side of your desk and pee in your wastebasket on the other side of your desk and not get a drop anywhere in between."
The auditor, twice burned already but thinking to himself, there is no way this old guy can do that trick. He once again agrees.
Gramps unzips his pants, stands by the desk and strains as much as he could but the stream did not make the basket on the other side, he pretty much urinates all over the desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing he had just turned his major loss into a huge win.
Gramps attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
The auditor asks,"Are you okay,sir?"
"Not really, says the attorney. "This morning he bet me $25,000 that he would come in here and pee all over your desk and you would be happy about it."
The moral of this story: Don't mess with old people.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Smelly foods
Eat for the health of it.
After eating some great foods that were seasoned with onions, garlic or other seasonings and you remember you had to go away and you would be close to people and talking with them and you wish you hadn't eaten those particular foods. Hopefully you have some fennel tea to drink or some parsley tea or ask for a branch of parsley at the restaurant after you eat and chew that up good and that is a good breath freshener. Baking soda can help, I always keep a box in the refrigerator to keep the odor down in there. Try sage tea.
If you have smelly feet, soak them in a pan of warm water and with a cup of apple cider vinegar added to it. This can be equal amounts if necessary. Soak at least three times a week.
If you want to eat all natural, why not try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7 Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or at Amazonbooks.com or call at: 1-800-788-7654
If you are looking for a very interesting book to read, please order 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts (ISBN#1-58736-601-0) Please order at: www.wheatmark.com or at: Amazonbooks.com or Abebooks.com It is based on a true story (the names were changed to protect the innocent and it will keep you interested to the end.
Laughter is healthy:
I was a bit confused at the word sservice connected to these agencies:
Internal Revenue Service
U.S. Postal Service
Telephone Service
Cable TV Service
State, City, County and public Service
Customer Service
I wasn't sure what Service meant until I overheard a couple of farmers talking about hiring a bull to Service their cow.
BAM, it all came into focus.
After eating some great foods that were seasoned with onions, garlic or other seasonings and you remember you had to go away and you would be close to people and talking with them and you wish you hadn't eaten those particular foods. Hopefully you have some fennel tea to drink or some parsley tea or ask for a branch of parsley at the restaurant after you eat and chew that up good and that is a good breath freshener. Baking soda can help, I always keep a box in the refrigerator to keep the odor down in there. Try sage tea.
If you have smelly feet, soak them in a pan of warm water and with a cup of apple cider vinegar added to it. This can be equal amounts if necessary. Soak at least three times a week.
If you want to eat all natural, why not try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7 Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or at Amazonbooks.com or call at: 1-800-788-7654
If you are looking for a very interesting book to read, please order 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts (ISBN#1-58736-601-0) Please order at: www.wheatmark.com or at: Amazonbooks.com or Abebooks.com It is based on a true story (the names were changed to protect the innocent and it will keep you interested to the end.
Laughter is healthy:
I was a bit confused at the word sservice connected to these agencies:
Internal Revenue Service
U.S. Postal Service
Telephone Service
Cable TV Service
State, City, County and public Service
Customer Service
I wasn't sure what Service meant until I overheard a couple of farmers talking about hiring a bull to Service their cow.
BAM, it all came into focus.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
cornsilk tea
Eat for the health of it.
Hey, this may sound kinda corny but if you have swollen ankles from too much salt, try some cornsilk tea. Simply save the cornsilk next time you have fresh sweetcorn on the cob, dry it and make a cup of tea by taking a tablespoon of the dry silk and steep it in a cup of water for 5 minutes and drink it.
Asparagus juice is also a good diuretic. And drinking plenty of fresh water.
Why not try my all natural cookbook? GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7 Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or at Amazonbooks.com or call at: 1-800-788-7654.
If you are interested in a good novel, 'Under Obligation' ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 by Trishianna Rose Roberts, is a very good and interesting novel.It will keep you interested until the very end. Available at: www.wheatmark.com or at: Amazonbooks.com or Abebooks.com.
Laughter is ealthy:
Several older men were sitting around discussing what they were doing with their lives since they were retired and most of them were doing the 'honey do jobs' while others golfed and spent time painting and fixing things around the house. One gentleman had kept to himself and another man asked him,"What are you doing with your spare time Charlie?" Charlie answered, 'Well, I fortunately have a Chemical Engineering backround; I turn whiskey, wine, scotch, vodka and beer into urine."
Hey, this may sound kinda corny but if you have swollen ankles from too much salt, try some cornsilk tea. Simply save the cornsilk next time you have fresh sweetcorn on the cob, dry it and make a cup of tea by taking a tablespoon of the dry silk and steep it in a cup of water for 5 minutes and drink it.
Asparagus juice is also a good diuretic. And drinking plenty of fresh water.
Why not try my all natural cookbook? GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7 Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or at Amazonbooks.com or call at: 1-800-788-7654.
If you are interested in a good novel, 'Under Obligation' ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 by Trishianna Rose Roberts, is a very good and interesting novel.It will keep you interested until the very end. Available at: www.wheatmark.com or at: Amazonbooks.com or Abebooks.com.
Laughter is ealthy:
Several older men were sitting around discussing what they were doing with their lives since they were retired and most of them were doing the 'honey do jobs' while others golfed and spent time painting and fixing things around the house. One gentleman had kept to himself and another man asked him,"What are you doing with your spare time Charlie?" Charlie answered, 'Well, I fortunately have a Chemical Engineering backround; I turn whiskey, wine, scotch, vodka and beer into urine."
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Do you have bleeding gums?
Eat for the health of it.
You can buy chewing gum from the health food store that contains pine bark extract. Chewing it after meals for a half hour will help. You also can take a cotton swab and dip it into the gel substance from an aloe vera plant leaf that has been cut in two.
Other things to try are, black tea, wintergreen oil on a cotton wad, and tea tree oil mixed with a little water and a cotton wad. If none of these work, see your dentist.
Please eat healthy and try my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7 Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or call at: 1-800-788-7654 or at Amazonbooks.com
I want to recommmend a good novel 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts
ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 Available at www.wheatmark.com or Abebooks.com or at: Amazonbooks.com
Laughter is healthy:
Walking 20 minutes a day can add a few years to your life then you can spend the additional time in a nursing home at $7,000 a month.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60 ..Now he is 97 and we haven't a clue where he is.
I have to walk early in the morning before my brain figures out what I am doing.
You can buy chewing gum from the health food store that contains pine bark extract. Chewing it after meals for a half hour will help. You also can take a cotton swab and dip it into the gel substance from an aloe vera plant leaf that has been cut in two.
Other things to try are, black tea, wintergreen oil on a cotton wad, and tea tree oil mixed with a little water and a cotton wad. If none of these work, see your dentist.
Please eat healthy and try my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7 Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or call at: 1-800-788-7654 or at Amazonbooks.com
I want to recommmend a good novel 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts
ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 Available at www.wheatmark.com or Abebooks.com or at: Amazonbooks.com
Laughter is healthy:
Walking 20 minutes a day can add a few years to your life then you can spend the additional time in a nursing home at $7,000 a month.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60 ..Now he is 97 and we haven't a clue where he is.
I have to walk early in the morning before my brain figures out what I am doing.
Dry itchy scalp?
Eat for the health of it.
Most people are bothered with dandruff or dry scalp at sometime in their life, you have probably tried different things on the market that are usually three times the price of your shampoo. You don't even have to go to the store unless you are out of vinegar. Just take 2 parts of apple cider vinegar to 1 part warm water then pour most of it on your hair and cover with a towel for 30 minutes, then shampoo and rinse with the remaining solution.
Another thing is tea tree oil, either use a few drops in your shampoo or you can buy shampoo with tea tree oil in it. Wrap a towel and leave on your hair for half hour and rinse.
Why is it they ever took away our all natural home remedies?
They are proving more every day that the good all natural things are the best for you.
I have to appologize for last nights add- I think I was half asleep as I put down my cookbook with the wheatmark address and it should have been dorrancepublishing and I had the number wrong. I'll check this one tonight and make sure it's right.
Try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7 AVAILABLE AT:www.dorrancepublishing.com or call at 1-800-788-7654 or at Amazonbooks.com
If you are looking for a good novel please try 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 Available at: www.wheatmark.com or at: Amazonbooks.com or Abebooks.com
Laughter is healthy:
My neighbor found out that his dog couldn't hear so she took him to the veterinarian.
He found the problem was he had way too much hair in his ears, so he cleaned them out and told the lady to stop the hair from growing she should go to the drugstore and get some "Nair" and put it in his ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drugstore and tells the druggist she needs some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register the druggist told her, "If you are using this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a couple of days."
She replied,"I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist was still being helpful and said,"If you are using it on your legs, don't shave for a few days either."
The lady says,"I'm not using it on my legs and if you must know, I am using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist answered,"I suggest you stay off your bike for a week then."
Most people are bothered with dandruff or dry scalp at sometime in their life, you have probably tried different things on the market that are usually three times the price of your shampoo. You don't even have to go to the store unless you are out of vinegar. Just take 2 parts of apple cider vinegar to 1 part warm water then pour most of it on your hair and cover with a towel for 30 minutes, then shampoo and rinse with the remaining solution.
Another thing is tea tree oil, either use a few drops in your shampoo or you can buy shampoo with tea tree oil in it. Wrap a towel and leave on your hair for half hour and rinse.
Why is it they ever took away our all natural home remedies?
They are proving more every day that the good all natural things are the best for you.
I have to appologize for last nights add- I think I was half asleep as I put down my cookbook with the wheatmark address and it should have been dorrancepublishing and I had the number wrong. I'll check this one tonight and make sure it's right.
Try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7 AVAILABLE AT:www.dorrancepublishing.com or call at 1-800-788-7654 or at Amazonbooks.com
If you are looking for a good novel please try 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 Available at: www.wheatmark.com or at: Amazonbooks.com or Abebooks.com
Laughter is healthy:
My neighbor found out that his dog couldn't hear so she took him to the veterinarian.
He found the problem was he had way too much hair in his ears, so he cleaned them out and told the lady to stop the hair from growing she should go to the drugstore and get some "Nair" and put it in his ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drugstore and tells the druggist she needs some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register the druggist told her, "If you are using this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a couple of days."
She replied,"I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist was still being helpful and said,"If you are using it on your legs, don't shave for a few days either."
The lady says,"I'm not using it on my legs and if you must know, I am using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist answered,"I suggest you stay off your bike for a week then."
Monday, February 22, 2010
Backache
Eat for the health of it.
Who hasn't had a backache? If you haven't you are really lucky. There are a lot of different things you can do for it but whatever works for you is what you want to do.
I broke my back in an auto accident 25 years ago and I also ruptured four disks in my neck and a disk in my low back. Now I have been doing all kinds of things to keep it from hurting. I have an inversion table that I use and a Back to Life machine that I use. I should say I had been using until I fell in my barn and messed up my neck and had to have surgery to repair three disks that were pressing on the spinal chord and now I have trouble walking and my hands sting like they were in a nest of bees. I hope to be better in a few months.
If you have back problems, the best thing to do is try to strengthen it by swimming and other exercises but don't just lay around and make it weak. You may have to rest it for awhile but get in the water as soon as you can even if you just walk around for awhile then gradually add more exercises. I had my neck surgery three weeks ago and I am going to go in the water tomorrow for awhile just to walk and hopfully I'll be able to swim soon. Even if you can't swim, use a floatation belt and swim fins. I cut the ends off my swim fins for less resistence. And then if you want more resistence then have two pair.
Alternating ice and heat also helps. Try lying on the floor and stretch. Try some willow bark tea (a natural form of aspirin). If you can get someone to massage your back or have your doctor recommend a place to get accupunture. You just keep trying until you find what works the best.
Please try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8058-6286-7 AVAILABLE AT: www.wheatmark.com or phone# 1-800-788-7654 or at: Amazonbooks.com
You may want a good novel 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 it is a very good novel; you won't want to put it down. Available at: www.wheatmark.com It is also available at Amazonbooks.com and Abebooks.com
Laughter is healthy:
Women are actually angels until men break their wings off, then they simply have to fly around on broomsticks.
Who hasn't had a backache? If you haven't you are really lucky. There are a lot of different things you can do for it but whatever works for you is what you want to do.
I broke my back in an auto accident 25 years ago and I also ruptured four disks in my neck and a disk in my low back. Now I have been doing all kinds of things to keep it from hurting. I have an inversion table that I use and a Back to Life machine that I use. I should say I had been using until I fell in my barn and messed up my neck and had to have surgery to repair three disks that were pressing on the spinal chord and now I have trouble walking and my hands sting like they were in a nest of bees. I hope to be better in a few months.
If you have back problems, the best thing to do is try to strengthen it by swimming and other exercises but don't just lay around and make it weak. You may have to rest it for awhile but get in the water as soon as you can even if you just walk around for awhile then gradually add more exercises. I had my neck surgery three weeks ago and I am going to go in the water tomorrow for awhile just to walk and hopfully I'll be able to swim soon. Even if you can't swim, use a floatation belt and swim fins. I cut the ends off my swim fins for less resistence. And then if you want more resistence then have two pair.
Alternating ice and heat also helps. Try lying on the floor and stretch. Try some willow bark tea (a natural form of aspirin). If you can get someone to massage your back or have your doctor recommend a place to get accupunture. You just keep trying until you find what works the best.
Please try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8058-6286-7 AVAILABLE AT: www.wheatmark.com or phone# 1-800-788-7654 or at: Amazonbooks.com
You may want a good novel 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 it is a very good novel; you won't want to put it down. Available at: www.wheatmark.com It is also available at Amazonbooks.com and Abebooks.com
Laughter is healthy:
Women are actually angels until men break their wings off, then they simply have to fly around on broomsticks.
Sunday, February 21, 2010
children and dieting
Eat for the health of it.
I read in the paper where Michelle Obama is going to do something about the obesity in children. I think that is something does really need some attention and I give her two thumbs up. I hope she realizes that the reason these children are getting so fat as well as adults is the increased injestion of processed foods and also the use of chemicals in so much of our food supply. I have been complaing for years about those horrible chemicals in our foods because I am allergic to them and they make me sick. Even though other people do not get sick eating these chemicals does not mean that it is not hurting them in some way, like causing obesity and cancer.
Good luck Michelle.
This old couple was eating at McDonalds. They had purchased a meal; a sandwich, a drink and an order of french fries. They cut the sandwich in half and each took a half, then they divided the french fries equally and they shared the drink. The manager noticed what was going on and approached the couple and offered them another meal so they could both have a sandwich. The couple thanked the manager and explained that they shared everything and they were fine. The manager watched as the man ate his food and his wife watched as he ate. This bothered him and he again approached them and offered to buy them a meal and they refused and again said we share everything. The manager then asked the woman, "Why aren't you eating?" She answered, "Well, I am waiting for the teeth."
I read in the paper where Michelle Obama is going to do something about the obesity in children. I think that is something does really need some attention and I give her two thumbs up. I hope she realizes that the reason these children are getting so fat as well as adults is the increased injestion of processed foods and also the use of chemicals in so much of our food supply. I have been complaing for years about those horrible chemicals in our foods because I am allergic to them and they make me sick. Even though other people do not get sick eating these chemicals does not mean that it is not hurting them in some way, like causing obesity and cancer.
Good luck Michelle.
This old couple was eating at McDonalds. They had purchased a meal; a sandwich, a drink and an order of french fries. They cut the sandwich in half and each took a half, then they divided the french fries equally and they shared the drink. The manager noticed what was going on and approached the couple and offered them another meal so they could both have a sandwich. The couple thanked the manager and explained that they shared everything and they were fine. The manager watched as the man ate his food and his wife watched as he ate. This bothered him and he again approached them and offered to buy them a meal and they refused and again said we share everything. The manager then asked the woman, "Why aren't you eating?" She answered, "Well, I am waiting for the teeth."
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