Eat for the health of it.
At least a joke.
An elderly fellow goes to the doctor and as he enters the waiting room, which is filled with people and the receptionist, who looks like a Sumo wrestler, bellows out to the guy,"Oh yes, you're the guy who is having trouble with impotence, right?
The guy is ticked at the ignorance of this woman, so he answers her,"No, I've come to inquire about a sex change operation, but I don't want the doctor that did yours."
Everyone applauded.
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Friday, January 14, 2011
If you are having bouts with vomiting
Eat for the health of it.
Recently a friend said his wife was having problems vomiting and was losing a lot of weight. Naturally I remembered what I had read about repeated vomiting. Try drinking juices from pears, guava, mango and papaya. That should help. Also eat the fruit if nothing else will stay down. Stay away from acidic fruits,like citris fruits and juices.
Please try my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Please order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Also available at: Books-a-million.com and BarnsandNoble.com.
Laughter is healthy:
These two guys are camping and during the night the one guy nudges his companion and says, "Hey buddy, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
His buddy says,"I see the stars in the sky, millions of stars and a few of those have planets and I imagine that some of those planets have life."
"But why can you see the stars?" he asks.
"Because it's dark out."
"No, you idiot,somebody stole our tent."
Recently a friend said his wife was having problems vomiting and was losing a lot of weight. Naturally I remembered what I had read about repeated vomiting. Try drinking juices from pears, guava, mango and papaya. That should help. Also eat the fruit if nothing else will stay down. Stay away from acidic fruits,like citris fruits and juices.
Please try my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Please order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Also available at: Books-a-million.com and BarnsandNoble.com.
Laughter is healthy:
These two guys are camping and during the night the one guy nudges his companion and says, "Hey buddy, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
His buddy says,"I see the stars in the sky, millions of stars and a few of those have planets and I imagine that some of those planets have life."
"But why can you see the stars?" he asks.
"Because it's dark out."
"No, you idiot,somebody stole our tent."
Thursday, January 13, 2011
helpful hint only tonight
Eat for the health of it.
Good exercise,
With a five# potato bag in each hand, stand straight and tall and extend arms straight out from your sides hold as long as you can; try to reach a full minute.
Each day try a little longer.
After a couple of weeks move up to a 10# potato bag, and repeat.
Then move to a 50# potato bag and then to a 100# potato bag, and repeat exercise.
After you feel confident at that level, place a potato in each bag.
I'm sorry, I forgot to put just a joke in the title area.
Good exercise,
With a five# potato bag in each hand, stand straight and tall and extend arms straight out from your sides hold as long as you can; try to reach a full minute.
Each day try a little longer.
After a couple of weeks move up to a 10# potato bag, and repeat.
Then move to a 50# potato bag and then to a 100# potato bag, and repeat exercise.
After you feel confident at that level, place a potato in each bag.
I'm sorry, I forgot to put just a joke in the title area.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Are you troubled with vaginal infections?
Eat for the health of it.
If you are troubled with vaginal infections you should try eating seafood like, sardines, squid and octipus and all types of fish and keep active. People that keep working and moving about have less infections. And eat plenty of all natural foods.
If you need a good all natural cookbook please try GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. You can purchase it at www.dorrancepublishing.com or by phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Or you may order at: Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com, Amazonbooks.com and Abebooks.com.
Laughter is healthy:
A lady tree hugger, anti hunter, from Los Angeles, purchased a piece of property near Calville, WA. She climbed a large tree to view her property and as she reached near the top she had an encounter with a spotted owl. To get away from the owl she slid down the tree and ended up with splinters in her crotch. She was in severe pain as she drove herself to the hospital. She explained that she was an environmentalist and an anti hunter. The doctor listened as she explained everything and he said he would be back shortly. She sat and waited three hours for him to return. The woman asked,"What the heck took you so long?"
He smiled and told her, "Well, I had to go to the EPA for permits for the Forest Services Bureau of Land Management before I could remove 'old growth' timber from a 'recreation area'so close to a waste treatment facility."
If you are troubled with vaginal infections you should try eating seafood like, sardines, squid and octipus and all types of fish and keep active. People that keep working and moving about have less infections. And eat plenty of all natural foods.
If you need a good all natural cookbook please try GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. You can purchase it at www.dorrancepublishing.com or by phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Or you may order at: Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com, Amazonbooks.com and Abebooks.com.
Laughter is healthy:
A lady tree hugger, anti hunter, from Los Angeles, purchased a piece of property near Calville, WA. She climbed a large tree to view her property and as she reached near the top she had an encounter with a spotted owl. To get away from the owl she slid down the tree and ended up with splinters in her crotch. She was in severe pain as she drove herself to the hospital. She explained that she was an environmentalist and an anti hunter. The doctor listened as she explained everything and he said he would be back shortly. She sat and waited three hours for him to return. The woman asked,"What the heck took you so long?"
He smiled and told her, "Well, I had to go to the EPA for permits for the Forest Services Bureau of Land Management before I could remove 'old growth' timber from a 'recreation area'so close to a waste treatment facility."
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Just a joke tonight
Eat for the health of it.
This man is sitting at the dinner table reading his paper when his wife swats him aside his head.
"What the heck was that for?" he asks.
"That was for the piece of paper I found in your pants pocket from Mary Lou."
"Don't you remember the night I went to the races? The horse I bet on was Mary Lou."
Feeling a bit bad for hitting him, she kissed him and left for work.
A few days later she hits him again.
"Now what was that for?"
"Your horse called today."
This man is sitting at the dinner table reading his paper when his wife swats him aside his head.
"What the heck was that for?" he asks.
"That was for the piece of paper I found in your pants pocket from Mary Lou."
"Don't you remember the night I went to the races? The horse I bet on was Mary Lou."
Feeling a bit bad for hitting him, she kissed him and left for work.
A few days later she hits him again.
"Now what was that for?"
"Your horse called today."
Friday, January 7, 2011
best to drink warm water
Eat for the health of it.
Do you drink cold water with your meals? It's really better if you drink hot tea with your meals because the cold water will solidify the oily stuff and slow down digestion. This sludge then will will react with the acids and break down and be absorbed by the intestines, turn into fat and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot or warm tea with your meals like the Japanese do. I think the Chinese do that too because I always get the hot tea with my meal.
Laughter is healthy:
A man is drunk and in no shape to drive home so he leaves his car parked in the lot and starts to walk home. A policeman comes along and notices that he is weaving around.
The policeman asks the drunk,"What are you doing out here at 2:00 AM.?"
"I am going to a lecture," he answered.
"And who is giving the lecture at this hour?" the cop asks.
"My wife," says the drunk.
Do you drink cold water with your meals? It's really better if you drink hot tea with your meals because the cold water will solidify the oily stuff and slow down digestion. This sludge then will will react with the acids and break down and be absorbed by the intestines, turn into fat and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot or warm tea with your meals like the Japanese do. I think the Chinese do that too because I always get the hot tea with my meal.
Laughter is healthy:
A man is drunk and in no shape to drive home so he leaves his car parked in the lot and starts to walk home. A policeman comes along and notices that he is weaving around.
The policeman asks the drunk,"What are you doing out here at 2:00 AM.?"
"I am going to a lecture," he answered.
"And who is giving the lecture at this hour?" the cop asks.
"My wife," says the drunk.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
a comment and a joke
Eat for the health of it.
About the water and chewing the inside of my mouth. I think that I am right about the water. If you are having this problem, try drinking more water. I think it is working for me.
Laughter is healthy:
Johnnie and Suzy ran into each other after church. They spoke to one another and little Johnnie asked Suzy where she was going.
Suzy answered."I am going home from church.Where are you going?"
Johnnie replies, "I am going home to. Where do you go to church?"
"I go to the Catholic church on the hill."
"Well, I go to the Lutheran Church on the hill."
"I will meet you here next Sunday and we can walk together."
"OK."
The next Sunday they met at the same place and before they started up the hill, there was a stream that formed from the heavy rain the night before.
As they both stood watching the water running in the stream,Suzy said, "I don't know about you but my mother will be really mad if I get this new dress all wet."
Johnnie answered,"My mother will be ticked off too if I get this new suit wet."
Suzy thought for a minute and said,"Well. I am going to take my clothes off and hold it above my head until I cross the stream."
Little Johnnie said, "That's a good idea, I'll take my clothes off and do the same thing."
They crossed the stream and as they got to the other side, Johnnie looked at Suzy and said,"I never new there was that much difference between a Catholic and a Lutheran."
I know that's pretty bad, but I didn't have anything else ready and i am going to bed.
About the water and chewing the inside of my mouth. I think that I am right about the water. If you are having this problem, try drinking more water. I think it is working for me.
Laughter is healthy:
Johnnie and Suzy ran into each other after church. They spoke to one another and little Johnnie asked Suzy where she was going.
Suzy answered."I am going home from church.Where are you going?"
Johnnie replies, "I am going home to. Where do you go to church?"
"I go to the Catholic church on the hill."
"Well, I go to the Lutheran Church on the hill."
"I will meet you here next Sunday and we can walk together."
"OK."
The next Sunday they met at the same place and before they started up the hill, there was a stream that formed from the heavy rain the night before.
As they both stood watching the water running in the stream,Suzy said, "I don't know about you but my mother will be really mad if I get this new dress all wet."
Johnnie answered,"My mother will be ticked off too if I get this new suit wet."
Suzy thought for a minute and said,"Well. I am going to take my clothes off and hold it above my head until I cross the stream."
Little Johnnie said, "That's a good idea, I'll take my clothes off and do the same thing."
They crossed the stream and as they got to the other side, Johnnie looked at Suzy and said,"I never new there was that much difference between a Catholic and a Lutheran."
I know that's pretty bad, but I didn't have anything else ready and i am going to bed.
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