Eat for the health of it.
Several years ago I got in a bad accident and broke my back, ruptured four disks in my neck and I have a bulging disc in my lower back. I lost my business because I could no longer do the work. Naturally I was very depressed that I was unable to anything and I was told that I would be in a wheelchair within the next 2 years. Besides watching my business go down the drain and worrying about being in a wheelchair, needless to say I was depressed. Luckily I had a doctor that felt I could be helped by going to physical therapy.
Believe me with using some possitive thinking and getting motivated by this therapist, who got me swimming and exercising, I have been pretty active and it has been 25 years ago that this happened to me and mind you I am still not in a wheel chair. I swim three days a week and I have some exercise equipment that I use too, that has kept me going.
Being fit can add years to your life. Your mentality shows improvement and you are less apt to be depressed. Exercise can lower your risk of certain cancers. Skin wounds seem to heal faster too, if you exercise. A lot of people can find a lot of reason not to exercise but so many of them need it. You've heard the statement; if you don't use it, you lose it. That is so true. Your muscles weaken, you can get depressed; you basically dig yourself in a hole and it's so hard to get out of that hole. I get lax now and then and when I start to feel the pains, then it reminds me to get back to exercising.
Try to find someone to walk with or ride a bike or go swimming. If you are still working and have a physical type job, you are probably getting enough exercise but for a person that has a desk job, you really need to exercise. Walking can increase brain power, get going!! Eat healthy too!!
If you want to learn about eating healthy, please read my all natural cookbook and it has really good recipes too. I can never understand why people think that if you eat all natural foods that they are awful tasting, that is not true. Just recently at one of my book signings a man walked by and I was eating a barbeque sandwich and he says, that's a no-no. Why? The only thing that was wrong with it was a white hamburger bun( I usually throw away the bun and just eat the meat but that day I didn't have a fork etc.) which yes, was made with bleached flour. Once in a while you do have to eat what is there or you may get pretty hungry. The beef that was in the sandwich is fine and the barbeque sauce did not have MSG or High Fructose Corn Syrup in it, so I was fine. Other things I have heard.'I want to eat food that tastes good' Believe me all natural foods do taste good. I picked all of my favorite recipes that I have used for years, the only thing different is that I use all natural ingrdients like: unbleached flour, unbleached sugar, real butter, cream and yes, I use lard and it's better than using margarine that is one ingredient away from being a piece of plastic.
I have had many compliments from people that have bought my book and they said they didn't realize that there was such a difference in eating all natural. If you are interested in my all natural cookbook: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7 Please order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com
Or at: 1-800-788-7654 Or at: Amazonbooks.com If you are interested in a very good novel you may be interested in, 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 You may order at: www.wheatmark.com Or order at: Abebooks.com Or you may order at: Amazonbooks.com
For comments on my blog you can reach me at: http://grannycooks.blogspot.com
Laughter is healthy: You never know.
A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks the barber,"How long before you can cut my hair?" The barber looks around the shop and says,"About two hours, sir."
The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy comes to the barber shop and sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before you can cut my hair?" The barber looks around and says, "About an hour and a half." The guy leaves.
A week later the guy is back and asks,"How long before I can get a hair cut?" The barber again says,"An hour and a half."
The barber is getting a little annoyed with this guy because he never comes back so he asks a friend of his to follow the guy and come back and let him know where he goes.
A little while later, his friend comes back to the shop, laughing hysterically and the barber asks, "Well, where did he go?"
With tears in his eyes from laughing so hard,he says,"To your house."
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Age related muscle loss.
Eat for the health of it.
As we age we lose muscle tone. Something that most older people do not pay attention to until all of a sudden they have bat wings, or to be nicer, it is called sarcopenia. It really is the lack of activity. Naturally when you age you are just tired and you don't feel like doing exercises and you don't feel like joining a health club, you just want to sit and watch TV or go to the coffee shop for the latest gossip. And before you know it you aren't eating healthy either. All of this age related non physical exercise, insufficient dietary protein, lower levels of hormones, causes sarcopenia. Which naturallly affects the muscles. All of a sudden you can't lift your grandchildren, you lose your balance, you can't walk very far. It's never too late to try and retrieve the strength you had or at least part of it.
You need muscles and strength to keep up with everyday life. You want to be independant, don't you? Strength can help safeguard against falls. And it helps maintain your weight and protects against diabetes.
The best place to start is the YMCA. They have a great exercise program and you can get into a swimming or water exercise. I swim and do water exercises three times a week.
Don't forget my book:GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK
ISBN#0-8059-6286-7 You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com Or you may order at: Amazonbooks.com
And you may want to read a very good highly recommended novel: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN # 1-58736-601-0 You may order at: www.wheatmark.com Or at: Abebooks.com Or at: Amazonbooks.com
Laughter is healthy: Holy-er than thou.
Four catholic men and a catholic woman were sitter around, discussing family. The first man said,"My son is a Priest and when he enters the room they call him, Father."
The second man says," My son is a Bishop, and when he enters the room they call him,Your Grace."
The third man says,"My son is a Cardinal and when he enters the room, they call him, Your Emminence."
Then The fourth man says," my son is a Pope and when he enters the room they say, "Your holiness."
The Catholic woman sat sipping her coffee and taking all of this in and the men all looked at her with a smirk on their lips when she stated,"My daughter's measurements are 38D-24-34, and when she walks into the room they say,"Oh, My God!!!"
As we age we lose muscle tone. Something that most older people do not pay attention to until all of a sudden they have bat wings, or to be nicer, it is called sarcopenia. It really is the lack of activity. Naturally when you age you are just tired and you don't feel like doing exercises and you don't feel like joining a health club, you just want to sit and watch TV or go to the coffee shop for the latest gossip. And before you know it you aren't eating healthy either. All of this age related non physical exercise, insufficient dietary protein, lower levels of hormones, causes sarcopenia. Which naturallly affects the muscles. All of a sudden you can't lift your grandchildren, you lose your balance, you can't walk very far. It's never too late to try and retrieve the strength you had or at least part of it.
You need muscles and strength to keep up with everyday life. You want to be independant, don't you? Strength can help safeguard against falls. And it helps maintain your weight and protects against diabetes.
The best place to start is the YMCA. They have a great exercise program and you can get into a swimming or water exercise. I swim and do water exercises three times a week.
Don't forget my book:GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK
ISBN#0-8059-6286-7 You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com Or you may order at: Amazonbooks.com
And you may want to read a very good highly recommended novel: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN # 1-58736-601-0 You may order at: www.wheatmark.com Or at: Abebooks.com Or at: Amazonbooks.com
Laughter is healthy: Holy-er than thou.
Four catholic men and a catholic woman were sitter around, discussing family. The first man said,"My son is a Priest and when he enters the room they call him, Father."
The second man says," My son is a Bishop, and when he enters the room they call him,Your Grace."
The third man says,"My son is a Cardinal and when he enters the room, they call him, Your Emminence."
Then The fourth man says," my son is a Pope and when he enters the room they say, "Your holiness."
The Catholic woman sat sipping her coffee and taking all of this in and the men all looked at her with a smirk on their lips when she stated,"My daughter's measurements are 38D-24-34, and when she walks into the room they say,"Oh, My God!!!"
Monday, October 12, 2009
Try to avoid Alheimer's
Eat for the health of it.
Keep your brain active so you don't get Alzheimer's disease. One way to do this is to change your pattern of every day life. Wear your watch on the other arm. Try eating with the other hand. Check out your equalibrium by standing on one foot for awhile. If you can do that then change to the other foot. If you have trouble balancing then try it while holding on to something. By getting your sense of balance you can preserve your brain equalibrium.
One of the signs of Alzheimers is difficulty recognizing scents, such as, lemon or cinnamon. And being overweight increases your risk of Alzheimers.
If you have high blood preasure, it could increase your risk of Alzheimer's disease, because it slows the flow of blood to that part of the brain that controls memory. Exercise and watching what you eat can lower your blood pressure. If you notice memory loss and confusion; tell your doctor, he may prescribe a medication that can help you.
In some cases memory loss could be the sign of dementia, which could have been caused by a stroke, brought on by high blood preassure, diabetes and high cholesterol. And it is possible that caffeine could help to keep memory loss at bay.
If you would like to eat all natural why not try my all natural cookbook:
GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7
You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or at: 1-800-788-7654 Or you may order at: Amazonbooks.com
If you would like to read a good exciting novel, one that will keep you interested to the very end: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-59736-601-0 You may order at: www.wheatmark.com Or you may order at: Abebooks.com or at Amazonbooks.com
Laughter is healthy:
I decided to go fishing and well into my project I ran out of worms. I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth and decided that he couldn't bite me with his mouth full and I wanted that frog. Frogs are good bait to catch bass with.
I grabbed him behind the head and took the frog from his mouth and placed the frog in the bait bucket. While I still had his head locked in my hand, I grabbed the bottle of whiskey and poured some whiskey into the snakes mouth. His eyes rolled and he went limp, so I threw him into the lake. I started fishing again and as I was trying to get the fish hook from the basses mouth I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake and he had two frogs in his mouth. He was back for more whiskey.
Keep your brain active so you don't get Alzheimer's disease. One way to do this is to change your pattern of every day life. Wear your watch on the other arm. Try eating with the other hand. Check out your equalibrium by standing on one foot for awhile. If you can do that then change to the other foot. If you have trouble balancing then try it while holding on to something. By getting your sense of balance you can preserve your brain equalibrium.
One of the signs of Alzheimers is difficulty recognizing scents, such as, lemon or cinnamon. And being overweight increases your risk of Alzheimers.
If you have high blood preasure, it could increase your risk of Alzheimer's disease, because it slows the flow of blood to that part of the brain that controls memory. Exercise and watching what you eat can lower your blood pressure. If you notice memory loss and confusion; tell your doctor, he may prescribe a medication that can help you.
In some cases memory loss could be the sign of dementia, which could have been caused by a stroke, brought on by high blood preassure, diabetes and high cholesterol. And it is possible that caffeine could help to keep memory loss at bay.
If you would like to eat all natural why not try my all natural cookbook:
GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7
You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or at: 1-800-788-7654 Or you may order at: Amazonbooks.com
If you would like to read a good exciting novel, one that will keep you interested to the very end: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-59736-601-0 You may order at: www.wheatmark.com Or you may order at: Abebooks.com or at Amazonbooks.com
Laughter is healthy:
I decided to go fishing and well into my project I ran out of worms. I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth and decided that he couldn't bite me with his mouth full and I wanted that frog. Frogs are good bait to catch bass with.
I grabbed him behind the head and took the frog from his mouth and placed the frog in the bait bucket. While I still had his head locked in my hand, I grabbed the bottle of whiskey and poured some whiskey into the snakes mouth. His eyes rolled and he went limp, so I threw him into the lake. I started fishing again and as I was trying to get the fish hook from the basses mouth I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake and he had two frogs in his mouth. He was back for more whiskey.
Sunday, October 11, 2009
better sight
Eat for the health of it.
I thought I was losing my sight, I kept cleaning my glasses with my shirt tail and I didn't realize it until I used a real glass cleaning cloth, that I happened to receive with my new computer and one evening I was really straining to see the writing on the page I was working on and I used the cloth to clean my glasses and my word I couldn't believe the difference, I could see. I sort of put 2 and 2 together and figured that possibly the fabric softener in my shirt was getting on my glasses and building up. I even found an old pair of glasses and I cleaned them up too. Man!! I didn't even need new glasses. We live and learn.
A diet of vitamin-rich foods lowers the risk of macular degeneration, which is the leading cause of vision loss. Be sure to get plenty of vitamins C and E and zinc. Vitamin E is found in grains, eggs, nuts and vegetable oils. Zinc in meat, poultry, fish, whole grains and dairy products. VitaminC in citrus fruits and juices, broccoli, green pepper and potatoes. Beta carotene in carrots, spinach and kale.
To fight free radicals: Eat fruits and vegetables, eat more fish. Eat good meat, not processed, like lunch meats and hotdogs etc. You should limit your intake of white sugar and flour and I will add another bit of info and that is to eat unbleached sugar and unbleached flour.
EXERCISE: You can exercise at any age, my mother is 92 and she is in a wheelchair, but she still exercises. She has a little peddle thing that she uses and she does arm exercises; whatever she can do sitting in her chair. You have to keep moving or you will not be able to, and the thing is, none of us knows how long we will live.
One lady that stopped by my table at a book signing, as I explained to her how important it was to eat all natural foods so that she would be healthy, she remarked, "Well, we are all living too long anyway." I thought that was a non-sensible remark. But she walked away before I could ask her, 'what if she did live to be 100?' I don't think that people like her realizes that people are what they eat, they can live a long time but they may not know what is going on and they may need total care for however long they do live. And this is very true.
I know people that feel this way and have eaten whatever they please to eat and now as they are getting older are finding that they have heart problems, diabetes, dementia, cancer, arthritis, memory problems, kidney problems, high cholesterol,etc.
If you are interested in eating all natural my all natural cookbook will show you how.
GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK: ISBN#0-8059-6286-7
You may order at: www.dorrance publishing.com or call 1-800-788-7654 Or you may order at: Amazonbooks.com
Maybe you would like to read a good novel: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 You may order at: www.wheatmark.com or at: Amazonbooks.com or at: Abebooks.com
Laughter is Healthy:
A man and his wife and 9 children are waiting at the bus stop. A blind man joins them just as the bus came to a stop. After the wife and nine kids got on, there was no more room for the husband and the blind man so they decided to walk.
After awhile the husband gets irritated with the clicking of the cane on the sidewalk and he says to the blind man." Why don't you put some rubber on the end of your stick so that it doesn't make that clicking noise, it's driving me crazy?"
The blind man replies, "If you had put some rubber on the end of your stick we could have road the bus."
I thought I was losing my sight, I kept cleaning my glasses with my shirt tail and I didn't realize it until I used a real glass cleaning cloth, that I happened to receive with my new computer and one evening I was really straining to see the writing on the page I was working on and I used the cloth to clean my glasses and my word I couldn't believe the difference, I could see. I sort of put 2 and 2 together and figured that possibly the fabric softener in my shirt was getting on my glasses and building up. I even found an old pair of glasses and I cleaned them up too. Man!! I didn't even need new glasses. We live and learn.
A diet of vitamin-rich foods lowers the risk of macular degeneration, which is the leading cause of vision loss. Be sure to get plenty of vitamins C and E and zinc. Vitamin E is found in grains, eggs, nuts and vegetable oils. Zinc in meat, poultry, fish, whole grains and dairy products. VitaminC in citrus fruits and juices, broccoli, green pepper and potatoes. Beta carotene in carrots, spinach and kale.
To fight free radicals: Eat fruits and vegetables, eat more fish. Eat good meat, not processed, like lunch meats and hotdogs etc. You should limit your intake of white sugar and flour and I will add another bit of info and that is to eat unbleached sugar and unbleached flour.
EXERCISE: You can exercise at any age, my mother is 92 and she is in a wheelchair, but she still exercises. She has a little peddle thing that she uses and she does arm exercises; whatever she can do sitting in her chair. You have to keep moving or you will not be able to, and the thing is, none of us knows how long we will live.
One lady that stopped by my table at a book signing, as I explained to her how important it was to eat all natural foods so that she would be healthy, she remarked, "Well, we are all living too long anyway." I thought that was a non-sensible remark. But she walked away before I could ask her, 'what if she did live to be 100?' I don't think that people like her realizes that people are what they eat, they can live a long time but they may not know what is going on and they may need total care for however long they do live. And this is very true.
I know people that feel this way and have eaten whatever they please to eat and now as they are getting older are finding that they have heart problems, diabetes, dementia, cancer, arthritis, memory problems, kidney problems, high cholesterol,etc.
If you are interested in eating all natural my all natural cookbook will show you how.
GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK: ISBN#0-8059-6286-7
You may order at: www.dorrance publishing.com or call 1-800-788-7654 Or you may order at: Amazonbooks.com
Maybe you would like to read a good novel: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 You may order at: www.wheatmark.com or at: Amazonbooks.com or at: Abebooks.com
Laughter is Healthy:
A man and his wife and 9 children are waiting at the bus stop. A blind man joins them just as the bus came to a stop. After the wife and nine kids got on, there was no more room for the husband and the blind man so they decided to walk.
After awhile the husband gets irritated with the clicking of the cane on the sidewalk and he says to the blind man." Why don't you put some rubber on the end of your stick so that it doesn't make that clicking noise, it's driving me crazy?"
The blind man replies, "If you had put some rubber on the end of your stick we could have road the bus."
Friday, October 9, 2009
About Ovarian Cancer
Eat for the health of it.
Who is at risk for ovarian cancer?
A daughter has an increased risk of getting ovarian cancer, if her mother has had it. And an increased risk if another close relative has it(like a grandmother or sister.) Women have a higher risk of ovarian cancer as they get older, like in their 50's and 60's. Studies have shown that women who has never had any children are even more likely to develope ovarian cancer. In fact the more children you have the less likely you will develope ovarian cancer.
Women who have had breast or colon cancer are more likely to develope ovarian cancer. Researchers are studying the possibility of women who have taken fertility drugs could be at risk too for developing ovarian cancer.
And there is a possibility that women who have used talc in the genital area could be at risk of ovarian cancer. Some evidence suggests that woman who have used hormonal replacement therapy could also be at risk for developing ovarian cancer.
Hopefully as they do more research they can figure out what is causing ovarian cancer and find a way to stop it.
My personal feeling is that the more women stick to the more natural way of life,the less likely that she could develope ovarian cancer. I know that the modern way is taking pills to stop ovulation so you won't get pregnant. Maybe even using other means of birth control, foams and devices, we don't know for sure but it just seems that we never heard of woman having ovarian cancer until they started using birth control.
If you are one of the higher risk, like having a close relative with ovarian cancer, just find a highly recommended gynecologist and get checked often or maybe he will suggest that after you have your babies that you want, they can remove the ovaries. That would be one sure thing.
For Comments: http://grannycooks.blogspot.com
For a healthy diet you should eat all natural and that always helps to keep you healthy. If you want to learn more about eating healthy try my all natural cookbook:
GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7
You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or at: 1-800-788-7654 or you may order at: Amazonbooks.com
If you want a good novel to read, I recommend: 'Under Obligation' ISBN# 1-58736-601-0by Trishianna Rose Roberts You may order at: www.wheatmark.com Or you may order at: Abebooks.com or at: Amazonbooks.com
Laughter is healthy: Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just take the fallen apples that are easy to get. The apples at the top are thinking that something is wrong with them, when in fact they are patiently waiting for the right man that is brave enough to climb to the top of the tree to pick them. Share this with another woman.
Now men..Men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the stuffing out of them until they turn into something great to have dinner with.
Who is at risk for ovarian cancer?
A daughter has an increased risk of getting ovarian cancer, if her mother has had it. And an increased risk if another close relative has it(like a grandmother or sister.) Women have a higher risk of ovarian cancer as they get older, like in their 50's and 60's. Studies have shown that women who has never had any children are even more likely to develope ovarian cancer. In fact the more children you have the less likely you will develope ovarian cancer.
Women who have had breast or colon cancer are more likely to develope ovarian cancer. Researchers are studying the possibility of women who have taken fertility drugs could be at risk too for developing ovarian cancer.
And there is a possibility that women who have used talc in the genital area could be at risk of ovarian cancer. Some evidence suggests that woman who have used hormonal replacement therapy could also be at risk for developing ovarian cancer.
Hopefully as they do more research they can figure out what is causing ovarian cancer and find a way to stop it.
My personal feeling is that the more women stick to the more natural way of life,the less likely that she could develope ovarian cancer. I know that the modern way is taking pills to stop ovulation so you won't get pregnant. Maybe even using other means of birth control, foams and devices, we don't know for sure but it just seems that we never heard of woman having ovarian cancer until they started using birth control.
If you are one of the higher risk, like having a close relative with ovarian cancer, just find a highly recommended gynecologist and get checked often or maybe he will suggest that after you have your babies that you want, they can remove the ovaries. That would be one sure thing.
For Comments: http://grannycooks.blogspot.com
For a healthy diet you should eat all natural and that always helps to keep you healthy. If you want to learn more about eating healthy try my all natural cookbook:
GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7
You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or at: 1-800-788-7654 or you may order at: Amazonbooks.com
If you want a good novel to read, I recommend: 'Under Obligation' ISBN# 1-58736-601-0by Trishianna Rose Roberts You may order at: www.wheatmark.com Or you may order at: Abebooks.com or at: Amazonbooks.com
Laughter is healthy: Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just take the fallen apples that are easy to get. The apples at the top are thinking that something is wrong with them, when in fact they are patiently waiting for the right man that is brave enough to climb to the top of the tree to pick them. Share this with another woman.
Now men..Men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the stuffing out of them until they turn into something great to have dinner with.
Thursday, October 8, 2009
More helpful information
Eat for the health of it.
1. Easy way to fix deviled eggs. Place cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag and mix the yolks, add remaining ingredients and mix some more and cut a small hole in the corner of the bag and squeeze the yolk mixture into the egg whites and throw the bag away. Easy clean up too.
2. Keep squirrels away from your plants, simply sprinkle some cayenne pepper on the plants and the squirrels won't go near them and the pepper won't hurt the plants either.
3. Use a black board eraser to clean fog off the windshield. It works better than a cloth.
4. If you have a lot of leftover bottles of conditioner like I do, you can use it as a shaving cream when you shave your legs.
4. A good way to catch those pesky fruit flies, just add a couple drops of liquid dish soap to a 1/2 glass of apple cider vinegar.
5. If you are using dryer sheets in your dryer, be sure to take the screen out to wash it every six months, because the dryer sheets cause a build up on the that screen filter and it can catch on fire.
6. If you have ants, spread some cornmeal around, they will eat the cornmeal and they die because they can't digest it. I tried it and it really works.
You have heard about my all natural cookbook: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-1 If you are interested you may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com Or call: 1-800-788-7654 Or you may order at: Amazonbooks.com
If you would like to read a good novel why not try: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-01-0 You may order at: www.wheatmark.com or you may order at: Abebooks.com or at: Amazonbooks.com
Laughter is healthy: Hillbillies train ride:
Three Hillbillies and three Texans were traveling by train to the Super Bowl. The Texans noticed that the Hillbillies only bought one ticket between the three of them. The Texans asked,"How are the three of you going to buy just one ticket and get away with it?"
"Watch and learn," answers the one Hillbilly. The Texans all get into their seats and the three Hillbillies cram themselves in the toilet.Shortly after the train leaves the station the conductor comes around to pick up the tickets. He knocks on the bathroom door and an arm reaches out and the conductor takes the ticket. The Texans see what happened and decided it was pretty clever. On the return trip, they buy the one ticket and walk toward the train. To their astonishment they notice that the Hillbillies do not buy a ticket at all.
The Texans ask,"How are you going to do this now without any ticket?"
"Watch and learn." answers the Hillbillies.
When they board the train the three Texans cram themselves in the toilet and the three Hillbillies cram themselves in the other toilet. Shortly afterwards, one of the Hillbillies leaves the toilet and walks over to the other toilet and knocks on the door and says,"Tickets please."
Them there Hillbillies are so stupid after all.
1. Easy way to fix deviled eggs. Place cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag and mix the yolks, add remaining ingredients and mix some more and cut a small hole in the corner of the bag and squeeze the yolk mixture into the egg whites and throw the bag away. Easy clean up too.
2. Keep squirrels away from your plants, simply sprinkle some cayenne pepper on the plants and the squirrels won't go near them and the pepper won't hurt the plants either.
3. Use a black board eraser to clean fog off the windshield. It works better than a cloth.
4. If you have a lot of leftover bottles of conditioner like I do, you can use it as a shaving cream when you shave your legs.
4. A good way to catch those pesky fruit flies, just add a couple drops of liquid dish soap to a 1/2 glass of apple cider vinegar.
5. If you are using dryer sheets in your dryer, be sure to take the screen out to wash it every six months, because the dryer sheets cause a build up on the that screen filter and it can catch on fire.
6. If you have ants, spread some cornmeal around, they will eat the cornmeal and they die because they can't digest it. I tried it and it really works.
You have heard about my all natural cookbook: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-1 If you are interested you may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com Or call: 1-800-788-7654 Or you may order at: Amazonbooks.com
If you would like to read a good novel why not try: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-01-0 You may order at: www.wheatmark.com or you may order at: Abebooks.com or at: Amazonbooks.com
Laughter is healthy: Hillbillies train ride:
Three Hillbillies and three Texans were traveling by train to the Super Bowl. The Texans noticed that the Hillbillies only bought one ticket between the three of them. The Texans asked,"How are the three of you going to buy just one ticket and get away with it?"
"Watch and learn," answers the one Hillbilly. The Texans all get into their seats and the three Hillbillies cram themselves in the toilet.Shortly after the train leaves the station the conductor comes around to pick up the tickets. He knocks on the bathroom door and an arm reaches out and the conductor takes the ticket. The Texans see what happened and decided it was pretty clever. On the return trip, they buy the one ticket and walk toward the train. To their astonishment they notice that the Hillbillies do not buy a ticket at all.
The Texans ask,"How are you going to do this now without any ticket?"
"Watch and learn." answers the Hillbillies.
When they board the train the three Texans cram themselves in the toilet and the three Hillbillies cram themselves in the other toilet. Shortly afterwards, one of the Hillbillies leaves the toilet and walks over to the other toilet and knocks on the door and says,"Tickets please."
Them there Hillbillies are so stupid after all.
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Just a bit more info on the chemicals
Eat for the health of it.
I just have to write some comments in answer to these people that do not understand that the chemicals in our food is really bad for you. I suppose it is hard for them to realize this because so far they have not had any bad reactions to them. If you are a parent and you want to eat foods and drinks with these chemicals in them, ok, you are probably 21 years old and you are on your own but at least stop your babies and young children from eating these products.
Sucralose is an ingredient in Splenda, which is processed with so many atoms of Clorine on the molecule that it kind of behaves like a pesticide. Now would you let your child drink a pesticide?
I have heard it over and over; if people just use it in moderation, but when you put Splenda in your cookies, do you limit your child to one cookie a day? If you do, I think they probably would be fine with that. Oh! But, then there is that High Fructose Corn Syrup that is in everything that used to have sugar in it. (The sugar that has the chlorine in it that we always used for baking.) No one knew that until they started to use these other chemicals that added to that chlorine and then there were people that started to react from it by adding a little too many chemicals to the food.
Now let's see how many we can think of: There's the MSG that has been added to (I guess maybe half of our processed food.) And quite a bit of our food at restaurants. OK. Then there is the Aspartame that they added to our drinks. (I think they figured they were going to help people lose weight.) It didn't work. You can't put artificial chemicals in your system and ask them to share space with the natural chemicals in your system, it just doesn't work that way. The bad chemicals just stir things up and make trouble for the whole system. Making you crave more food etc.
They added Aspartame and other artificial chemicals to chewing gum, what was wrong with it the way it was?
When people complain about the chemicals, all they do is rename it. They don't fool me because I am allergic to the chemicals no matter what they call them. I know that there are people who say that some people are allergic to strawberries, peanuts, tomatoes, chocolate, wheat and gluten; but these are all natural foods that people are sensitive too and most of them gradually get over it as they grow up. My son was allergic to citric acid but he eats everything now that he has grown up.
What I am getting at is these chemicals are not natural they are a chemical that was concocted in a lab using other man made chemicals. Have you ever spilled a chemical on yourself somewhere and it leaves a burn mark or a scar? When these chemicals get into your system, they build up, a lot of them stay in your system for awhile, probably enough time that it can cause cancer and other illnesses. There is noone there to tell you that you shouldn't have another can of soda because it has chemicals in it. Some of these kids have 5 to 10 cans of soda a day. I have heard them admit to this. The chemicals build up in your system and they can cause all kinds of illnesses.
I think that you are lucky if you are allergic to these chemicals like I am, that way you won't eat these chemical laden foods. I think that some people don't even realize that the cramps and diarrhia, headaches, rashes and many other reactions, come from the food additives. It's not just occasionally that you eat these chemicals, it is every day. It's in everything that is processed. Read labels, all the time. Train your child to do the same thing. I can only tell you this and believe me, I know, I am allergic to all of these chemicals and have very bad reactions.
Comments: http://grannycooks.blogspot.com
If you are interested, I have written an all natural cookbook that can help you with deciding what to eat and how to cook all natural.
GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7
Please order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or call at: 1-800-788-7654 Or you may order at: Amazonbooks.com
If you would like a very interesting book to read Please order 'Under Obligation' ISBN#1-58736-601-0 by Trishianna Rose Roberts - Please order at: www.wheatmark.com or at: Abebooks.com or you may order at: Amazonbooks.com
Laughter is healthy: Boy!Isn't this a true story?
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant to eat their lunch. After they ate lunch they resumed their trip. About twenty miles down the road the elderly woman realized that she had left her glasses at the restaurant. To add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a ways to find a spot to turn around.
All the way back the elderly husband had to become a classic grumpy old man. He fussed and grumbled and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire trip back to the restaurant. He didn't let up the entire trip back.
The wife was so relieved when they finally reached the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car and headed for the restaurant, the old geezer yelled to her....
"While your in there you might as well pick up my hat and the credit card!!"
I just have to write some comments in answer to these people that do not understand that the chemicals in our food is really bad for you. I suppose it is hard for them to realize this because so far they have not had any bad reactions to them. If you are a parent and you want to eat foods and drinks with these chemicals in them, ok, you are probably 21 years old and you are on your own but at least stop your babies and young children from eating these products.
Sucralose is an ingredient in Splenda, which is processed with so many atoms of Clorine on the molecule that it kind of behaves like a pesticide. Now would you let your child drink a pesticide?
I have heard it over and over; if people just use it in moderation, but when you put Splenda in your cookies, do you limit your child to one cookie a day? If you do, I think they probably would be fine with that. Oh! But, then there is that High Fructose Corn Syrup that is in everything that used to have sugar in it. (The sugar that has the chlorine in it that we always used for baking.) No one knew that until they started to use these other chemicals that added to that chlorine and then there were people that started to react from it by adding a little too many chemicals to the food.
Now let's see how many we can think of: There's the MSG that has been added to (I guess maybe half of our processed food.) And quite a bit of our food at restaurants. OK. Then there is the Aspartame that they added to our drinks. (I think they figured they were going to help people lose weight.) It didn't work. You can't put artificial chemicals in your system and ask them to share space with the natural chemicals in your system, it just doesn't work that way. The bad chemicals just stir things up and make trouble for the whole system. Making you crave more food etc.
They added Aspartame and other artificial chemicals to chewing gum, what was wrong with it the way it was?
When people complain about the chemicals, all they do is rename it. They don't fool me because I am allergic to the chemicals no matter what they call them. I know that there are people who say that some people are allergic to strawberries, peanuts, tomatoes, chocolate, wheat and gluten; but these are all natural foods that people are sensitive too and most of them gradually get over it as they grow up. My son was allergic to citric acid but he eats everything now that he has grown up.
What I am getting at is these chemicals are not natural they are a chemical that was concocted in a lab using other man made chemicals. Have you ever spilled a chemical on yourself somewhere and it leaves a burn mark or a scar? When these chemicals get into your system, they build up, a lot of them stay in your system for awhile, probably enough time that it can cause cancer and other illnesses. There is noone there to tell you that you shouldn't have another can of soda because it has chemicals in it. Some of these kids have 5 to 10 cans of soda a day. I have heard them admit to this. The chemicals build up in your system and they can cause all kinds of illnesses.
I think that you are lucky if you are allergic to these chemicals like I am, that way you won't eat these chemical laden foods. I think that some people don't even realize that the cramps and diarrhia, headaches, rashes and many other reactions, come from the food additives. It's not just occasionally that you eat these chemicals, it is every day. It's in everything that is processed. Read labels, all the time. Train your child to do the same thing. I can only tell you this and believe me, I know, I am allergic to all of these chemicals and have very bad reactions.
Comments: http://grannycooks.blogspot.com
If you are interested, I have written an all natural cookbook that can help you with deciding what to eat and how to cook all natural.
GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7
Please order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or call at: 1-800-788-7654 Or you may order at: Amazonbooks.com
If you would like a very interesting book to read Please order 'Under Obligation' ISBN#1-58736-601-0 by Trishianna Rose Roberts - Please order at: www.wheatmark.com or at: Abebooks.com or you may order at: Amazonbooks.com
Laughter is healthy: Boy!Isn't this a true story?
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant to eat their lunch. After they ate lunch they resumed their trip. About twenty miles down the road the elderly woman realized that she had left her glasses at the restaurant. To add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a ways to find a spot to turn around.
All the way back the elderly husband had to become a classic grumpy old man. He fussed and grumbled and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire trip back to the restaurant. He didn't let up the entire trip back.
The wife was so relieved when they finally reached the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car and headed for the restaurant, the old geezer yelled to her....
"While your in there you might as well pick up my hat and the credit card!!"
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