just a joke tonight

Eat for the health of it.

An older couple sitting on the loveseat and the wife says,"Dear, do you remember when we used to sit close and we held hands?"

He moves over close to her and takes her hand in his.

"Dear,do you remember when you always held me tight?"

He puts his arms around her and he squeezes her.

She continues,"Do you remember when you would nibble on my ear as you held me tight?"

The husband stands up and starts to walk away.

She asks, "Where are you going?"

"I have to go to the bathroom to get my teeth."

just a joke tonight

Eat for the health of it.

Joke only tonight.


A twenty year old gal marries an eighty five year old man. On there wedding night the bride decides that because of the age difference that they would sleep better if they slept in different rooms.

After the wedding party was over they went to their seperate rooms and as she is getting ready for bed, a knock comes to the door. It's her new husband and he is ready for some love making. He finishes and leaves the room and she gets ready for bed. She is just about to sleep when a knock comes to the door again and it is her husband, back for more love making.

Again she accepts his advances and she is satisfied and he again leaves the room and the young bride is tired and returns to her bed. She is about to sleep when another knock comes to the door and she gets up to see who is there . Once again it is her husband and he wants to make love again. Again they make love and are both satisfied.

As they are lying there side by side, the young bride says,"I am really impressed with your love making, I can't believe that you have the stamina of a man half your age...you're really great."

The guy turns to her and asks,"Have I been here before?"

Healthy foods verses supermarket

Eat for the health of it.

Have you ever been concerned about sugar? You always hear things but you don't want to believe it. White sugar is bleached with a chemical and to me it's like poison because when I eat bleached white sugar I break out from the bleaching agent in the sugar that makes it white. Now I buy and use unbleached sugar. It's great for cooking and baking and I like it too because there are no bleaching agents in it. The only problem is that when you try to make lemonade or lemon meringue pie, it makes the lemonade or the lemon pie taste different and it will have a different kinda tan color to it. That's simple to fix; I just buy Xylitol from the health food store and make the lemonade or the lemon pie with the Xylitol and you will love it too.

Sugar from the health food store; called whole organic sugar. Ingredients:whole refined evaporated cane juice, squeezed dry and ground. It is dried in it's whole state; a living food and an excellent source of energy and the molasses is not separated from the sugar streams, thereby they do not bleach the granuals to make them snow white. If they would use unbleached sugar in everything that calls for sugar; people wouldn't get sick, like being diabetic. Therefor it isn't the sugar that is bad for you, it's the bleaching agents and the bleaching process that is really the culprit here. Try using more unbleached sugar. Also Xylitol, this is naturally white and safe.

Sugar from the supermarket should really have a label on it that says: This sugar has been grown chemically, highly processed, using chemicals and stripped of all of its nutritional value. Although it looks nice it has been stripped of any food value and has become a dangerous addictive food.

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Laughter is healthy:

A couple was dining in a fine restaurant when all of a sudden the man slides down and under the table. The woman seemed so unconcerned. The waitress not paying attention to the guy that just walked in the door was headed straight for the table where this lady sat. The waitress walked up to the lady seated at the table and said,"Excuse me Ma'am, I think your husband just slid under the table."

Unconcerned the lady said,"No he didn't, he just walked in the door."

Healthy food verses supermarket brands

Eat for the health of it.

Organic Mayonaise at the Health Food Store, ingredients:Expeller pressed soybean oil, organic eggs, filtered water, pure honey, organic vinegar, sea salt, organic dry mustard and organic lemon juice.

On the other hand:

Supermarket: Product name: Miracle Whip Mayonaise. Ingredients: Water, soybean oil, vinegar, high fructose corn syrup, eggs, sugar, modified food starch,salt, mustard flower, artificial color, potassium sorbate, paprika, spices, natural flavors and dried garlic.

High Fructose Corn Syrup is poison to me; if I eat a little bit of it, it makes me break out with a horrible and painful rash that will last for days. I don't think they should put it in any food, especially babies food.

It would help get some of these products off the market if people would check ingredients and just buy the food that is all natural.

If you want to learn more about eating all natural, please try my all natural cookbook: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. It is available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, phone number 1-800-788-7654.
Also available at: www.abebooks.com, www.barnsandNoble.com, www.books-a-million.com.
And you may order from most bookstores and they will order them in for you. Just give them the ISBN# and the name of the book.

Laughter is healthy:

An over weight man decides that he is too much overweight and he decides that his favorite food he will have to give up, which is donuts from the bakery. He drives past the bakery and notices that his favorite coffee cake is in the window. He prays,"Lord, if you want me to have that delicious coffee cake please let there be a parking spot right in front of the bakery." And sure enough there was a parking spot right in front of the bakery, the eight trip around the block.

health foods verses supermarket foods

Eat for the health of it.

Sugar from the healthfood store: Product name is Whole Organic Sugar. They take sugar cane and squeeze the juicew out it and let it dry.It is a safe chemical free sweetener, not like the Supermarket white bleached sugar; using dangerous chemicals.I had to find out the hard way that white sugar has a bleaching agent, when I broke out with a terrible rash and going through the process of elimination; I found out that sugar is bleached. Why would anyone put any kind of bleaching agent in any of our food? I suffered a lot before I found this out so I hope this will help anyone that may have a reaction like itchy rashes or hives, then you will have to go throught the process of elimination. It could be other things too. Before I found out for sure on some of the chemicals I had to eat rice or mashed potatoes until I cleared up. And then if you clear up then eat just one food each day, and watch for any skin erruptions. The problem is today that they put so many chemicals in anything they process. It may be hard to detect which one so you would be better off with organic foods. GOOD LUCK!!!

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Sorry no joke tonight, I have to go to bed. TOOO tired.

just a joke tonight

Eat for the health of it.

It all began when I bought my son an IPHONE for his birthday. He loved it.

My wife bought me an IPad for my birthday and that made me very happy.

My daughter got an IPOD TOUCH for her birthday and she was pleased.

So when my wife celebrated her birthday, I bought her an IRON- I thought it would go good with her IWASH- ICOOK and ICLEAN. I was wrong. I should be out of the hospital as soon as I am able to walk.

just a joke

Eat for the health of it.

On the first day, back to school, the dean tells the class:The female dorms will be off limits to all male students and the male dorms are off limits to all the girl students. Furthermore, anyone caught breaking these rules will be fined $20 for the first offense, $60 for the second offense and if you are caught the third time, , your fine will be $180. Any questions?

A male student in the back row asks,"How much for a season pass?"

Just a cute story tonight

Eat for the health of it.

As lttle Johnny walks into class, the teacher shouts,"You're late again."

Little Johnny says,"But Miss Harper, this time it's not my fault."

"Well, then who do we blame for your tardiness?"

"My dad, cause he sleeps naked!"

Although Miss Harper knew she should not let him tell his story, but she was curious herself as to what Johnny was going to say."Go ahead and tell us."

"You see miss Harper, we have this sly old fox that comes around at night and he done ate six chickens in the last few nights. When my dad heard a noise from the chicken coup, he grabbed his shot gun and headed for the hen house.Dad told us to stay back but we were curious. You remember, I said that dad was naked as a jaybird-no boots, pants or shirt, but he crawled to the hen house just like a snooping Indian. He stuck that double barreled shot gun through the window of the chicken coop and as he stared into the darkness, thinking about that fox, our houndog, Roofuss, came sneakin up behind dad. Then we watched as old Roofus done stuck his cold nose right in my dad's crack!"

Miss Harper was speachless as Johnny continued,"Miss Harper, we all been cleanin' chickens since three O'clock this mornin!"

Just a funny story

Eat for the health of it.

My husband and I have decided we will not be going to a nursing home when we get old. We found out that nursing homes cost nearly $200.00 per day, that's in the neighborhood of $6000.00 a month. Holy, Moly!!! Am I right? Is that $72,000 a year? WOW!!!

Well, I have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn. For a long term stay discount and the senior discount, it's only $60 some dollars a night. And to top it off breakfast is included and some have happy hour in the afternoon. That sounds great. That leaves us with about $140 a day for lunch and dinner in any restaurant we want to go to; room service, laundry, gratuities, special TV movies, Spa, swimming pool and workout room, lounge, washer and dryer, etc. not to mention the free tooth paste, shampoo, soap and even razors.

I should be able to give them each a $5 tip. They treat you like a customer not a patient. Seniors ride free on the shuttle bus, or fake a limp and the handicap bus will pick you up and even help you with packages.

Catch the church bus on Sunday. Take the airport bus just for a change in scenery and eat at one of their fine restaurants. And because of the money building up, you may as well take a plane trip to somewhere.

It takes months to get in a nursing home where you call the Motel and they will get you in today. And you can move from Inn to Inn and from city to city. If you want to go to Hawaii, nows your chance.

If the TV breaks, or the lights go out, need a new mattress,just call for room service. They fix everything and apologise for the inconvenience.

If you fall and get hurt, they will call the ambulance and take you to the hospital and that's covered by medicare anyway.

Your friends and family can come to visit too and check in at the same Motel and the kids will love the pool.

healthy verses not so healthy

Eat for the health of it.

Potato chips from the healthfood store has the ingredients listed: organic potatoes, organic sunflower oil and sea salt.

On the other hand:

Potato chips from the super market or regular grocery store, one brand has ingredients listed: dried potatoes, corn oil, sunflower oil, yellow corn meal, wheat starch, malto dextrin, salt, dextrose, whey, buttermilk, dried tomato, dried garlic, partially hydroginated soybean oil( most of this stuff so far has not been too bad but then the partially hydrogenated soybean oil, I cringe just thinking of that stuff because if these soybeans come from the genetically altered soybeans, they make me very ill. I have eaten them by mistake abot 8 times already and I tell you, it is very painful. If a child or baby ever reacts to them like I do and they won't know what to do for them, I drink cold water, cold milk and ice cream, to treat it and it works) so far.

Then there is the monosodium glutamate(this stuff is also very bad, I get swollen lips, tongue, throat and hives when I eat that stuff),Oh there are more ingredients:cornsyrup solids, dried onion, sodium casinate, multicacid, spices, annatto extract, modified cornstarch, natural flavors (WOW) I wonder why? Artificial flavors, disodium inosinate, disodium guanylate. (Whatever those are, who knows)

I want a potato chip that tastes just like a thin sliced fried potato with some good ole sea salt on it. You know sea salt does not have that non-caling ingredient added to it and you know I have some sea salt in a jar that I have had for over a year and you know it has never caked anyway so why do they need a non caking junk, that isn't good for you, added to it.It doesn't make sense.

You may not think too much of this right now but if you ever start getting allergic to any of these ingredients that they add to our food, just remember me.

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Laughter is healthy:

Things you do not want to hear in the operating room.

Oops!!
Has anyone seen my watch?
Better save that, we may need it for the autopsy.
Wait a minute, if that's the spleen, then what is that?
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?

Breadcrumbs- healthfood verses grocery store

Eat for the health of it.

Breadcrumbs from the healthfood store are made from organic wheat flour,water, evaporated cane juice, organic palm oil, sea salt and yeast. And they are good.

If you buy it at the supermarket, bread crumbs are made from enriched flour which is bleached, malted barley flour, niacin, ferous sulfate, diamonium nitrate, riboflavin, folic acid, high fructose corn syrup,( which is regular corn syrup and fructose that is chemically altered in a lab,) hydroginated vegetable oil, water, yeast, salt and brown sugar, honey which probably has been cut with high fructose corn syrup. Molasses, sugar, which is probably bleached, wheat gluten, whey, soy flour, which could be the soybean that has been genetically altered, anything that contains these genetically altered beans really make me very sick.

More ingredients: also may contain whole wheat flour, rye flour, corn flour, potato flour, butter, mono-and diglycerides, sodium, stearyl lactylate, calcium stearyl lactylate, sodium lecithin, calcium carbonate, ammonium sulfate, mono-calcium phosphate,WOW!! that scares me. Vinegar, nonfat milk, buttermilk, actic acid, cacium propionate,potassium sorbate, sesame seeds, salt, parsley flakes, spice, colors, onion powder, natural flavors, garlic and sugar. Some of these ingredients are ok.

This may contain partially good ingredients but so much of it isn't. I cannot eat anything with any amount of artificial or chemically altered ingredients. I have all kinds of skin irritations, my eyes burn and my stomach burns. Chemically altered soybeans causes me to have severe stomach pain. I just don't understand why they have to add all this crap to our food.

Now you understand why I wrote this all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. TO ORDER CALL: 1-800-788-7654. Email at: www.dorrancepublishing.com. Also Books-a-million.com or BarnsandNoble.com or Abebooks.com or you may order from most book store, just give them the name of the book and the ISBN#

Laughter is healthy:

A veterinarian isn't feeling well and goes to the doctor. The doctor asks a few questions about the symptoms and how long she has had them, etc.
She interrupts him, " I'm a vet. I don't need to ask my patients a lot of questions. I can tell by looking at them what is the matter.Why can't you?"

The doctor nods, looks her up and down then writes out a prescription and hands it to her.
"There you are and if this doesn't work, we'll have to put you down."

the difference between organic and supermarket foods

Eat for the health of it.

I actually have friends who do not believe that there is a difference between organic and supermarket foods. You can buy organic pancake syrup at the health food store. Organic maple syrup is 100% raw, unprocessed, unfiltered maple syrup.

On the other hand if you go to the supermarket and you can find different brands of syrup and if you read the label it contains: Corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, water, celulose gum, caramel color, salt, sodium benzoate, ascorbic acid, artificial flavors, natural flavors and sodium pecsameta-phosphate.Just the thought of all those wierd things they put in that gives me the creeps.

It is best for you to eat all natural as much as you can. I have to eat all natural and mostly organic because I have so many allergies to all the additives they put in our food.

I would like you to try my all natural cookbook,GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN # 0-8059-6286-7. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, phone #1-800-788-7654. Also available at: www.books-a-million.com. www.Abebooks.com, www.BarnsandNoble.com. And most book stores will order it for you if you give them the name of the book and the ISBN#

Laughter is healthy:

A guy walks into the doctors office and the receptionist asks him what he has.
He says,"Shingles."

She takes his name, address, and medical insurance, and tells him to sit in the waiting room. A few minutes later the nurses aid comes and asks him what he has.
He again answers,"Shingles."
She takes his height and weight and medical history, then tells him to wait in the examining room.
Ten minutes later the nurse comes in and asks him what he has and he says,"Shingles."
She gives him a blood test, takes his blood preasure and an electrocardiogram, then tells him to take off his clothes and wait for the doctor.
Fifteen minutes later the doctor comes in and asks him what he has and he again says,"Shingles."
The doctor asks,"Where?"
The man answers,"In the truck. Where do you want them?"

just a joke

Eat for the health of it.

A young fella applies for a job at an everything under one roof departmwnt store. His first day on the job kept him pretty busy but he got through it okay. After his boss had locked up for the night he asked the boy,"How did you do today? The boy answers, "Okay."

"How many customers did you have?"

The boy answers,"One."

"ONE? Most every employee has about 20 to 30 customers in a day."

"How much was the sale for?"

The kid answers," $101,237.65."

The boss is shocked and asks,"What the heck did you sell?"

The boy says,"Well, first I sold him a small fish hook. Then a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a large fishhook. Then I sold him a fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said,down the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went to the boat department and I sold him a nice boat."

"After he bought the boat his Honda wouldn't pull it so I took him to the automotive department and sold him a 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said,"You mean the guy came in here for a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a truck?"

The kid said,"No, the guy came in here and wanted to buy a box of Tampons for his wife and I said,"Hey dude, your weekends shot-you might as well go fishing."

joke only tonight

Eat for the health of it.

Laughter is healthy:

After 40 years of marriage I told my wife, "40 years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a small screen TV, but one thing good about that was, I got to sleep with a young and beautiful woman every night".

Now we have a house that is worth $450,000, a $35,000 car, a king size bed, a huge flat screen TV, but I am sleeping with a 63 year old woman; it seems your not holding up your end of the bargain.

Now my wife is a reasonable person. She just told me to go out and find me another 23 year old chick and she would make sure that I would once again live in a cheap house, drive a junk car, sleep on a sofa, and watch a small screen TV.

These older women sure know how to hurt a guy.

Sugar

Eat for the health of it.

I would never tell a diabetic to eat sugar, but if you do eat sugar, then use whole organic sugar. You will be surprised, and it's good. You will notice that it isn't pure white but the reason regular sugar is white is because it is bleached. Yes, they use a bleaching agent. The same with white flour. I use the unbleached flour and it works just the same as bleached flour. I have no idea why anyone would have to bleach flour or sugar. The only thing I can see is if you make lemonade or lemon meringue pie the unbleached sugar will give a different color and taste so you just use Xyilitol. Works wonderfully. Or you can use Stevia in the lemonade but not for the lemon pie because you have to use the measured amount and Stevia is very sweet so it wouldn't turn out right.

Please try my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, phone #1-800-788-7654. Also available at: Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com, Abebooks.com, etc. and most books stores will order it for you if you give them the title and the ISBN#

Laughter is healthy:

A pipe bursts in the doctors house and the plumber comes and fixes it, then hands the doctor a bill for $600 dollars.

"This is rediculous!I don't even make that much as a doctor."

The plumber answers,"Neither did I when I was a doctor."

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The doctor gets his car fixed and the mechanic hands him the bill. The doctor says,"WOW! This is several times more then I get for medical care."

"Yeah, doc, but you see, you are working on the same models all the time and we have to keep up to date with the new models every year."

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"The doctor said he would have me back on my feet in two weeks."
"Well, did he?"
"Oh yea! He did,I had to sell my car to pay his bill."

Have you ever tried Colloidal silver?

Eat for the health of it.

I have used colloidal silver for many things. I have even drank it. I didn't turn blue though, I only take about a teaspoon 3 times a day. It's really good for most anything that ails you. Be sure to get the one that is drinkable, there are several kinds on the market; salves, lotions, different liquids and it is available at the health food stores.

Please try my all natural cookbook:GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7. It's loaded with good healthy and tasty recipes.It is available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, www.Abebooks.com, www.barnsandNoble.com, www.books-a-million.com. You can also order from most bookstores by giving them you ISBN# and the title.

Laughter is healthy:

This little five year old boy was visiting his grandma and he was in the bedroom while she was tidying up and he asks her,"grandma, why don't you get a boyfriend being that grandpa died and went to heaven?"
"Oh, my TV is my boyfriend, it entertains me."
She turns the TV on and the reception is bad so she hit's the back of the TV and adjusts the button. A knock comes to the door and the boy runs to answer it. It's the preacher and he asks, "where is your grandma?"
He replies,"She's bangging her boyfriend in the bedroom."

burns

Eat for the health of it.

I know I told you about using banana peel and vinegar for burns: place a banana peel in a pint jar and pour enough apple cider vinegar over it to cover the peeling. Let stand for a couple of days and throw the peeling away; whenever you get a burn just put vinegar and banana solution on the burn and it takes the sting out, and helps it to heal.

Another one is to take an egg white and put it on the burn and keep it on there and repeat after awhile.

Please try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0805962867. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, phone#1-800-788-7654. Also available at: books-a-million.com, abebooks.com, BarnsandNoble.com and others, you may also order from most bookstores by giving them the ISBN# and the title of the book.

Laughter is healthy:

A short history of medicine:

"Doctor, I have an earache."

2000 BC: "Here, eat this root."
1000 BC: "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 AD: "Prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 AD: "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 AD: "That pill is ineffective,take this antibiotic."
2000 AD: "That antibiotic is artificial. Here eat this root."

just a joke tonight

Eat for the health of it.

An old man goes to his doctor with a misserable cold. The doctor prescribes a medicne but it didn't work. He returns to the doctor and the doctor gives him a shot.That didn't help either.

The guy returns to the doctor in a few days and the doctor says,"Go home and take a hot bath, as soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."

The guy says, "But doc, if I do that I will catch pneumonia."

"I know," says the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."

Are you a salt lover?

Eat for the health of it.

Well I am and I guess I got that from my dad who always salted everything until it was white. He never had high blood pressure, he was seldom sick, but he worked for the city and worked with the water treatment so I always figure that was how he got cancer, just being around all of those chemicals.

I use sea salt and I feel it is better for you. Of course if you have high blood pressure or other illnesses that can lead to high blood pressure, I know you have to listen to your doctor. But right now is a good time to switch to sea salt if you don't use it already. If you notice there are a lot of restaurants that have switched to sea salt. I use it all the time and my blood preassure runs pretty normal most of the time but I have more trouble with it being too low.

I have some great rescipes in my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK, ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, it contains easy to use recipes and of course they are good, some handed down my family for years. My great-grandma's soft sugar cookie recipe; that is real old but my favorite cookie. Most of the recipes are very simple but very good. It is available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, phone at: 1-800-788-7654, it also available at: Books-a-million.com, Abebooks.com, BarnsandNoble.com. And most books will order a book for you if you give them the ISBN# and the name of the book.

Laughter is healthy:

A man goes to the doctor and the doctor does all kinds of tests on the man and sends him home to wait for a phone call as soon as he gets the results.

The guy gets tired of waiting by the phone so he decides to go to town to visit with his friends and when he gets back that night it was too late for any doctor to call. The next day the doctor calls and the guy answers the phone and the doctors says: "I have bad news and I have some very bad news."

"Well, tell me the bad news first."

"The lab called and said you have got just 24 hours to live."

" Twenty four hours. That's terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?"

"I have been trying to reach you since yesterday."

Allergies to food

Eat for the health of it.

Most people donot have the allergies to foods with chemicals as I have, but in some ways I feel lucky for the fact that I donot eat foods with chemicals added. Oh yes, I still eat some by accident or taking chances when I eat at weddings and other parties, you just don't know so you pick the food you feel is the safest and you hope that you will not get swollen lips from MSG or the horrible rash from HFCS. It is very hard for me because now I have to eat mostly organic foods or suffer the consiquences. I feel a little bit lucky for the fact that maybe I will never get cancer because I do not eat all of these chemicals that they put in our food and do you know that there are thousands of chemicals in our food. That's terrible.

Why not try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7. Phone # 1-800-788-7654. Order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com.Also available at: Amazonbooks.com, Abebooks.com, Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com. and others. You can order the book at most book stores by giving them the Title and the ISBN#. This book is good for people who have allergies to chemicals and also people who just want to eat all natural.

Laughter is healthy:

A man sees his doctor and after a thorough exam the doctor tells the guy that he wants to see his wife. When the wife comes to see the doctor he explains that her husband has a very serious heart condition and that he is to do no work, house work, lawn mowing, don't ask him to do the dishes or cleaning and cook his favorite foods and just pamper him and he should live quite a few yers yet.

When the woman got home the old fella asks,"Well, what did the doctor tell you about me?"
The wife replies,"You're gonna die."