Eat for the health of it.
I know I told you about using banana peel and vinegar for burns: place a banana peel in a pint jar and pour enough apple cider vinegar over it to cover the peeling. Let stand for a couple of days and throw the peeling away; whenever you get a burn just put vinegar and banana solution on the burn and it takes the sting out, and helps it to heal.
Another one is to take an egg white and put it on the burn and keep it on there and repeat after awhile.
Please try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0805962867. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, phone#1-800-788-7654. Also available at: books-a-million.com, abebooks.com, BarnsandNoble.com and others, you may also order from most bookstores by giving them the ISBN# and the title of the book.
Laughter is healthy:
A short history of medicine:
"Doctor, I have an earache."
2000 BC: "Here, eat this root."
1000 BC: "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 AD: "Prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 AD: "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 AD: "That pill is ineffective,take this antibiotic."
2000 AD: "That antibiotic is artificial. Here eat this root."
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Monday, July 25, 2011
just a joke tonight
Eat for the health of it.
An old man goes to his doctor with a misserable cold. The doctor prescribes a medicne but it didn't work. He returns to the doctor and the doctor gives him a shot.That didn't help either.
The guy returns to the doctor in a few days and the doctor says,"Go home and take a hot bath, as soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."
The guy says, "But doc, if I do that I will catch pneumonia."
"I know," says the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."
An old man goes to his doctor with a misserable cold. The doctor prescribes a medicne but it didn't work. He returns to the doctor and the doctor gives him a shot.That didn't help either.
The guy returns to the doctor in a few days and the doctor says,"Go home and take a hot bath, as soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."
The guy says, "But doc, if I do that I will catch pneumonia."
"I know," says the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Are you a salt lover?
Eat for the health of it.
Well I am and I guess I got that from my dad who always salted everything until it was white. He never had high blood pressure, he was seldom sick, but he worked for the city and worked with the water treatment so I always figure that was how he got cancer, just being around all of those chemicals.
I use sea salt and I feel it is better for you. Of course if you have high blood pressure or other illnesses that can lead to high blood pressure, I know you have to listen to your doctor. But right now is a good time to switch to sea salt if you don't use it already. If you notice there are a lot of restaurants that have switched to sea salt. I use it all the time and my blood preassure runs pretty normal most of the time but I have more trouble with it being too low.
I have some great rescipes in my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK, ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, it contains easy to use recipes and of course they are good, some handed down my family for years. My great-grandma's soft sugar cookie recipe; that is real old but my favorite cookie. Most of the recipes are very simple but very good. It is available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, phone at: 1-800-788-7654, it also available at: Books-a-million.com, Abebooks.com, BarnsandNoble.com. And most books will order a book for you if you give them the ISBN# and the name of the book.
Laughter is healthy:
A man goes to the doctor and the doctor does all kinds of tests on the man and sends him home to wait for a phone call as soon as he gets the results.
The guy gets tired of waiting by the phone so he decides to go to town to visit with his friends and when he gets back that night it was too late for any doctor to call. The next day the doctor calls and the guy answers the phone and the doctors says: "I have bad news and I have some very bad news."
"Well, tell me the bad news first."
"The lab called and said you have got just 24 hours to live."
" Twenty four hours. That's terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?"
"I have been trying to reach you since yesterday."
Well I am and I guess I got that from my dad who always salted everything until it was white. He never had high blood pressure, he was seldom sick, but he worked for the city and worked with the water treatment so I always figure that was how he got cancer, just being around all of those chemicals.
I use sea salt and I feel it is better for you. Of course if you have high blood pressure or other illnesses that can lead to high blood pressure, I know you have to listen to your doctor. But right now is a good time to switch to sea salt if you don't use it already. If you notice there are a lot of restaurants that have switched to sea salt. I use it all the time and my blood preassure runs pretty normal most of the time but I have more trouble with it being too low.
I have some great rescipes in my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK, ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, it contains easy to use recipes and of course they are good, some handed down my family for years. My great-grandma's soft sugar cookie recipe; that is real old but my favorite cookie. Most of the recipes are very simple but very good. It is available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, phone at: 1-800-788-7654, it also available at: Books-a-million.com, Abebooks.com, BarnsandNoble.com. And most books will order a book for you if you give them the ISBN# and the name of the book.
Laughter is healthy:
A man goes to the doctor and the doctor does all kinds of tests on the man and sends him home to wait for a phone call as soon as he gets the results.
The guy gets tired of waiting by the phone so he decides to go to town to visit with his friends and when he gets back that night it was too late for any doctor to call. The next day the doctor calls and the guy answers the phone and the doctors says: "I have bad news and I have some very bad news."
"Well, tell me the bad news first."
"The lab called and said you have got just 24 hours to live."
" Twenty four hours. That's terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?"
"I have been trying to reach you since yesterday."
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Allergies to food
Eat for the health of it.
Most people donot have the allergies to foods with chemicals as I have, but in some ways I feel lucky for the fact that I donot eat foods with chemicals added. Oh yes, I still eat some by accident or taking chances when I eat at weddings and other parties, you just don't know so you pick the food you feel is the safest and you hope that you will not get swollen lips from MSG or the horrible rash from HFCS. It is very hard for me because now I have to eat mostly organic foods or suffer the consiquences. I feel a little bit lucky for the fact that maybe I will never get cancer because I do not eat all of these chemicals that they put in our food and do you know that there are thousands of chemicals in our food. That's terrible.
Why not try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7. Phone # 1-800-788-7654. Order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com.Also available at: Amazonbooks.com, Abebooks.com, Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com. and others. You can order the book at most book stores by giving them the Title and the ISBN#. This book is good for people who have allergies to chemicals and also people who just want to eat all natural.
Laughter is healthy:
A man sees his doctor and after a thorough exam the doctor tells the guy that he wants to see his wife. When the wife comes to see the doctor he explains that her husband has a very serious heart condition and that he is to do no work, house work, lawn mowing, don't ask him to do the dishes or cleaning and cook his favorite foods and just pamper him and he should live quite a few yers yet.
When the woman got home the old fella asks,"Well, what did the doctor tell you about me?"
The wife replies,"You're gonna die."
Most people donot have the allergies to foods with chemicals as I have, but in some ways I feel lucky for the fact that I donot eat foods with chemicals added. Oh yes, I still eat some by accident or taking chances when I eat at weddings and other parties, you just don't know so you pick the food you feel is the safest and you hope that you will not get swollen lips from MSG or the horrible rash from HFCS. It is very hard for me because now I have to eat mostly organic foods or suffer the consiquences. I feel a little bit lucky for the fact that maybe I will never get cancer because I do not eat all of these chemicals that they put in our food and do you know that there are thousands of chemicals in our food. That's terrible.
Why not try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7. Phone # 1-800-788-7654. Order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com.Also available at: Amazonbooks.com, Abebooks.com, Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com. and others. You can order the book at most book stores by giving them the Title and the ISBN#. This book is good for people who have allergies to chemicals and also people who just want to eat all natural.
Laughter is healthy:
A man sees his doctor and after a thorough exam the doctor tells the guy that he wants to see his wife. When the wife comes to see the doctor he explains that her husband has a very serious heart condition and that he is to do no work, house work, lawn mowing, don't ask him to do the dishes or cleaning and cook his favorite foods and just pamper him and he should live quite a few yers yet.
When the woman got home the old fella asks,"Well, what did the doctor tell you about me?"
The wife replies,"You're gonna die."
Monday, July 11, 2011
stay away from mass produced packaging
Eat for the health of it.
If you want to cleanse your system of all the chemicals you will have to eliminate processed foods. There sre thousands of chemicals in mass produced and packaged foods. If you want to eat processed foods it's better to stick with organic foods.
I have been taken by many wrongfully labeled processed foods. If it says fat free, that doesn't make it is healthy. I find that if it says, 'fat free'-'sugar free'-'Low Carbs'or light and healthy, you are better off not eating it because when they remove fats, sugars and carbs they have to replace the flavor that they removed when they took these ingredients out so then they add the chemical which is an artificial ingredient which can harm you.
I never thought I would ever be so allergic to all of these chemicals and believe me I suffer in many ways.
Please order my cookbook for a friend that needs to eat all natural. "GRANMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# is available at: 1-800-788-7654 or at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, Abebooks.com, BarnsandNoble.com, Books-a-million.com. You can order from most bookstores if you give them the name of the book and the ISBN#.
Laughter is healthy:
In a Catholic hospital the doctor is readying a patient for surgery but his assistant, who happens to be a nun, has the hiccups. The doctor tries everything he can to help her get rid of her hiccups. Finally he tells the nun,"I got the results from your test and I find that you are pregnant."
The nun is hystericle and runs out of the operating room. Another male assistant comes in and asks the doctor,"What in the world did you do to the nun?"
"I just told her she was pregnant."
"A nun pregnant?"
"Of course she isn't but I bet she got rid of her hiccups."
If you want to cleanse your system of all the chemicals you will have to eliminate processed foods. There sre thousands of chemicals in mass produced and packaged foods. If you want to eat processed foods it's better to stick with organic foods.
I have been taken by many wrongfully labeled processed foods. If it says fat free, that doesn't make it is healthy. I find that if it says, 'fat free'-'sugar free'-'Low Carbs'or light and healthy, you are better off not eating it because when they remove fats, sugars and carbs they have to replace the flavor that they removed when they took these ingredients out so then they add the chemical which is an artificial ingredient which can harm you.
I never thought I would ever be so allergic to all of these chemicals and believe me I suffer in many ways.
Please order my cookbook for a friend that needs to eat all natural. "GRANMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# is available at: 1-800-788-7654 or at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, Abebooks.com, BarnsandNoble.com, Books-a-million.com. You can order from most bookstores if you give them the name of the book and the ISBN#.
Laughter is healthy:
In a Catholic hospital the doctor is readying a patient for surgery but his assistant, who happens to be a nun, has the hiccups. The doctor tries everything he can to help her get rid of her hiccups. Finally he tells the nun,"I got the results from your test and I find that you are pregnant."
The nun is hystericle and runs out of the operating room. Another male assistant comes in and asks the doctor,"What in the world did you do to the nun?"
"I just told her she was pregnant."
"A nun pregnant?"
"Of course she isn't but I bet she got rid of her hiccups."
Saturday, July 9, 2011
vitamin E
Eat for the health of it.
If you are taking vitamin E be sure it's an all natural vitamin E because if it is a chemically altered vitamin E it can do more harm then good.
Please try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0805962867. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, Abebooks.com, Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com. Most book stores will order the book if you give them the name and the ISBN#.
A good Novel I would like you to read is UNDER OBLIGATION ISBN# 1587366010.Available at:www.wheatmark.com, Amazonbooks.com, Books-a-million.com,BarnsandNoble.com and other book stores will order if you give them the name of the book and the ISBN#
Laughter is healthy:
A proctologist gets tired of his job and decides on a new carear, so he goes back to school and becomes a garage mechanic. After struggling through the course he takes the exam and is amazed that he gets a 200%.
He just is stunned that he gets such a good score and he asks his instructor,"How was that possible?"
"Well," says the instructor, "I gave you 50 points for getting the engine rebuilt." Another fifty points because it ran, and the other 100 points for doing it all through the muffler."
If you are taking vitamin E be sure it's an all natural vitamin E because if it is a chemically altered vitamin E it can do more harm then good.
Please try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0805962867. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, Abebooks.com, Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com. Most book stores will order the book if you give them the name and the ISBN#.
A good Novel I would like you to read is UNDER OBLIGATION ISBN# 1587366010.Available at:www.wheatmark.com, Amazonbooks.com, Books-a-million.com,BarnsandNoble.com and other book stores will order if you give them the name of the book and the ISBN#
Laughter is healthy:
A proctologist gets tired of his job and decides on a new carear, so he goes back to school and becomes a garage mechanic. After struggling through the course he takes the exam and is amazed that he gets a 200%.
He just is stunned that he gets such a good score and he asks his instructor,"How was that possible?"
"Well," says the instructor, "I gave you 50 points for getting the engine rebuilt." Another fifty points because it ran, and the other 100 points for doing it all through the muffler."
have you ever used coconut oil?
Eat for the health of it.
I use coconut oil and I do like it, but I didn't realize how good it is for you until I just read an article on it. Now you have to use the unrefined, pure , organic, virgin coconut oil to get the best results. Take a tablespoonful in the morning and another later in the afternoon. They claim if you do this every day that it will lower your blood preassure,help circulation, help you lose weight, helps eliminate mood swings and depression, helps cure constipation, helps with arthritis pain,eliminates heartburn, and if you are over weight this will help you take off those pounds. I don't know about you but I will have to try this. I already fry eggs in it, pop corn with it so now I will have to try spooning it in.
Please try my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0805962867, by Teresa Thompson, Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, and others, if you want to order from another book store just take them the ISBN#.
Another book that is very interesting to read is: UNDER OBLIGATION,ISBN#1587366010.
It is available at: www.wheatmark.com, Amazonbooks.com, Abebooks.com and others. Most book stores will order the book you want by giving them the ISBN#.
Laughter is healthy:
This guy goes to the doctor to get his wife's test results. When he gets there the doctor says," I have bad news for you, somehow your wife's blood test was mixed up with another Mrs. Smith so now we don't know if your wife has Alzheimers disease or Aids."
"That's terrible, but can't we just take another test?"
"Yes, we could but the test is expensive and your medical insurance will not pay for a second test."
"Well, what should I do now?"
"I suggest that you take your wife into town and drop her off and if she finds her way home, don't sleep with her."
I use coconut oil and I do like it, but I didn't realize how good it is for you until I just read an article on it. Now you have to use the unrefined, pure , organic, virgin coconut oil to get the best results. Take a tablespoonful in the morning and another later in the afternoon. They claim if you do this every day that it will lower your blood preassure,help circulation, help you lose weight, helps eliminate mood swings and depression, helps cure constipation, helps with arthritis pain,eliminates heartburn, and if you are over weight this will help you take off those pounds. I don't know about you but I will have to try this. I already fry eggs in it, pop corn with it so now I will have to try spooning it in.
Please try my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0805962867, by Teresa Thompson, Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, and others, if you want to order from another book store just take them the ISBN#.
Another book that is very interesting to read is: UNDER OBLIGATION,ISBN#1587366010.
It is available at: www.wheatmark.com, Amazonbooks.com, Abebooks.com and others. Most book stores will order the book you want by giving them the ISBN#.
Laughter is healthy:
This guy goes to the doctor to get his wife's test results. When he gets there the doctor says," I have bad news for you, somehow your wife's blood test was mixed up with another Mrs. Smith so now we don't know if your wife has Alzheimers disease or Aids."
"That's terrible, but can't we just take another test?"
"Yes, we could but the test is expensive and your medical insurance will not pay for a second test."
"Well, what should I do now?"
"I suggest that you take your wife into town and drop her off and if she finds her way home, don't sleep with her."
Friday, July 8, 2011
How important is breakfast?
Eat for the health of it.
Breakfast should be your best meal because, of course, you wake up hungry, your stomach is empty and you should think carefully what to eat that will get things working, so I would guess that fruits would be the best to start out with. Things like apples, oranges, grapefruit, pears, blueberries, apricots and make sure they are fresh. Any fresh organic meat, eggs, use sea salt and organic pepper. I would fry the eggs in coconut oil. I do use olive oil in making salads but olive oil changes when you heat it.Use organic butter, peppers, parsley, onions, mushrooms. I sort of stay away from breads because it's hard to know what is in it. I make sure it does not contain HFCS or as they call it now "Corn sugar."
Please try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN #0-8059-6286-7, Available at www.dorrancepublishing.com or phone at:1-800-788-7654. Also available at:Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com, Most bookstores will order the book for you if you give them the name and the ISBN#.
Laughter is healthy:
On the first day at the University, the Dean tells the students about the off limits and rules."The girls dorms are off limits to the guys, and the male dorms are off limits to the girls." Anyone breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time, $60 the second time and $150 the third time. Are there any questions?"
A male student raises his hand and asks,"How much for a season pass?"
Breakfast should be your best meal because, of course, you wake up hungry, your stomach is empty and you should think carefully what to eat that will get things working, so I would guess that fruits would be the best to start out with. Things like apples, oranges, grapefruit, pears, blueberries, apricots and make sure they are fresh. Any fresh organic meat, eggs, use sea salt and organic pepper. I would fry the eggs in coconut oil. I do use olive oil in making salads but olive oil changes when you heat it.Use organic butter, peppers, parsley, onions, mushrooms. I sort of stay away from breads because it's hard to know what is in it. I make sure it does not contain HFCS or as they call it now "Corn sugar."
Please try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN #0-8059-6286-7, Available at www.dorrancepublishing.com or phone at:1-800-788-7654. Also available at:Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com, Most bookstores will order the book for you if you give them the name and the ISBN#.
Laughter is healthy:
On the first day at the University, the Dean tells the students about the off limits and rules."The girls dorms are off limits to the guys, and the male dorms are off limits to the girls." Anyone breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time, $60 the second time and $150 the third time. Are there any questions?"
A male student raises his hand and asks,"How much for a season pass?"
Why Wimbledon Tennis Amazes and Engages Me
Why Wimbledon Tennis Amazes and Engages Me
Eat for the health of it.
The only thing that is out of the ordinary in my life right now is that we have signed up to have windmills erected on our farms and some of our neighbors do not like it. Mostly it is neighboring towns that the people do not have land to put them on so they are fighting the project so we can not have them either. I never realized how nasty some people can be, they have gone as far as to threaten my sister-in-law, who has recently been widowed, with a bomb scare because her two sons have also signed up for them.
It's unbelievable for anyone to be so hateful and jealous. We need a new source of electricity and windmills are clean and safe and are surely better than a neuclear plant. These people are so ignorant that they think a neuclear plant is better.
http://grannycooks.blogspot.com
Eat for the health of it.
The only thing that is out of the ordinary in my life right now is that we have signed up to have windmills erected on our farms and some of our neighbors do not like it. Mostly it is neighboring towns that the people do not have land to put them on so they are fighting the project so we can not have them either. I never realized how nasty some people can be, they have gone as far as to threaten my sister-in-law, who has recently been widowed, with a bomb scare because her two sons have also signed up for them.
It's unbelievable for anyone to be so hateful and jealous. We need a new source of electricity and windmills are clean and safe and are surely better than a neuclear plant. These people are so ignorant that they think a neuclear plant is better.
http://grannycooks.blogspot.com
Friday, July 1, 2011
good and so funny story
Eat for the health of it.
I got this in my mailbox and it hit me really funny so am sending it on. I am leaving out names because, I don't like to use names unless I know they are made up.
My friend received a check for $1000.00 from the government, for not raising hogs. His friend wants to get a piece of the cake so he calls the Secretary of Agriculture to find out how to go into the business of not raising hogs. And what is the best breed of hogs not to raise. He wanted to make sure he would be keeping with all government policies.
He said,"As I see it, the hardest part of the, "NOT RAISING HOGS" program is keeping accurate inventory of how many hogs I haven't raised."
My friend is very happy with the future of his business. He had been raising hogs for over 20 years. The best he ever made on a litter of pigs was less than $500, back in 1968, until this year when he made $1000.00 for not raising 50 hogs.
Now if I get $1000.00 for not raising 50 hogs, will I get $2000.00 for not raising 100 hogs? I plan to start out on a small scale at first, holding myself to about 4000 hogs, not to raise the first year, which should net me about $80,000.00, then I can afford an airplane.
Now, another thing, these hogs will not be eating 100,000 bushel of corn so I won't be raising corn and I understand that the government will also pay me not to raise corn and wheat. Would I qualify for payments for not raising these crops I will not be feeding the hogs that I will not be raising?
I want to get started right away as this seems to be a good time of the year for "NOT RAISING HOGS" and "NOT PLANTING CROPS" business.
Another thing is, I am giving serious thought to "NOT MILKING COWS" business and would greatly appreciate any information on this subject.
In the view that I will be totally unemployed, I will be filing for unemployment and food stamps so I was wondering how long that process takes.
One more thing,you can count on my vote in the upcoming elections.
And please let me know when they will be giving out the free cheese again.
A happy citizen.
I got this in my mailbox and it hit me really funny so am sending it on. I am leaving out names because, I don't like to use names unless I know they are made up.
My friend received a check for $1000.00 from the government, for not raising hogs. His friend wants to get a piece of the cake so he calls the Secretary of Agriculture to find out how to go into the business of not raising hogs. And what is the best breed of hogs not to raise. He wanted to make sure he would be keeping with all government policies.
He said,"As I see it, the hardest part of the, "NOT RAISING HOGS" program is keeping accurate inventory of how many hogs I haven't raised."
My friend is very happy with the future of his business. He had been raising hogs for over 20 years. The best he ever made on a litter of pigs was less than $500, back in 1968, until this year when he made $1000.00 for not raising 50 hogs.
Now if I get $1000.00 for not raising 50 hogs, will I get $2000.00 for not raising 100 hogs? I plan to start out on a small scale at first, holding myself to about 4000 hogs, not to raise the first year, which should net me about $80,000.00, then I can afford an airplane.
Now, another thing, these hogs will not be eating 100,000 bushel of corn so I won't be raising corn and I understand that the government will also pay me not to raise corn and wheat. Would I qualify for payments for not raising these crops I will not be feeding the hogs that I will not be raising?
I want to get started right away as this seems to be a good time of the year for "NOT RAISING HOGS" and "NOT PLANTING CROPS" business.
Another thing is, I am giving serious thought to "NOT MILKING COWS" business and would greatly appreciate any information on this subject.
In the view that I will be totally unemployed, I will be filing for unemployment and food stamps so I was wondering how long that process takes.
One more thing,you can count on my vote in the upcoming elections.
And please let me know when they will be giving out the free cheese again.
A happy citizen.
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