Sunday, November 28, 2010

did you ever get food poisoning?

Eat for the health of it.

If you call it food poisoning or restaurant syndrome from maybe a not so clean restaurant, what ever, you want to get something in that stomach as fast as you can. I ate at a restaurant one time and I felt that the food just did not taste right and I was afraid it was spoiled so I called my waitress over and explained that I already swallowed some and I didn't want to get sick, so I asked her to bring me a glass of water and some apple cider vinegar, I drank it and I never got sick but I never ate there again either.

If you do eat some food that makes you sick, like vomiting, chills, fever, nausea or stomach cramps, try drinking some papaya juice or pear juice and drink some warm ginger tea for the chills and drink peppermint tea for stomach cramps. To stop the diarrhia mix three tablespoons of corn starch in a glass of water, drink quickly. It's good if you vomit because it clears your stomach of the stuff making you sick. To get your strength back, drink some warm beef broth or clear fish chowder.

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Laughter is healthy:
An elderly couple are killed in an auto accident. They were given a tour of the heaven by saint Peter. "Here is your ocean-side condo; over there are the swimming pools, tennis courts, lounges and the golf courses. If you need refreshments or food to eat, there are many bars around the area."

The old man looks at his wife and said, "Heck Gloria, if you hadn't made me eat all that healthfood, we could have been here ten years ago."

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Do you know someone with mental illness?

Eat for the health of it.

All I can say is that if you do know someone with a mental illness, try to encourage them to eat all natural foods and drink plenty of good water, not the water that has clorine in it. If you have city water it does have chlorine in it but you can get a good filtering system installed and it's worth every penny.

I learned the hard way, before I knew that city water had chlorine in it, I broke out in a mass of pimples and leaky, crusty skin leasions. It was horrible.

Getting back to the diet for mental illness, please try to get that person to eat all natural foods and to eat three meals a day. You need to keep their blood sugar levels up. Drink plenty of fluids and try to keep those fluids as natural as you can. Natural fruit juices, filtered water, coffee, tea, lemonade, tomato juice, anything that is all natural.
Try supplements like, B-complex, Vitamin E, calcium, magnesium, potassium, boron, lithium and omega fatty acids.
Keeping your bowels moving regular is also important. If you have a problem with this, go to the health food store and get some laxative tea, I drink it every night and after awhile you will figure out that maybe you only need a half cup. I take 1 tea bag and I make 4 cups from that bag and I drink about a cup every night with some PURE honey. It works great. And just so you know this, you have to watch out for the honey now, some of these honey makers or distributers are cutting their honey with HFCS ( high fructose corn syrup). I didn't know that until I kept breaking out from that crap and I read the label on this bottle of honey and it read (contains HFCS) I called the waitress over and I told her,"I come to this restaurant because you serve home cooked meals and you say you don't use chemicals but did you know that your honey has HFCS in it?" She whisked that jar of honey off the table and took it back to the kitchen, she apologized and said she would get it taken care of. I also warned another couple of restaurants that serve honey that this is happening and they said they would watch for it. The ones you really have to watch out for are fast food places and other places that serve the little packets of honey, ( they are usually the ones that contain HFCS. Now some restaurants do have the containers and it will say pure honey, then you are okay.

I thank the people who have bought my book and are using it, and trying to eat all natural, you will be healthier if you do.
GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#1-58736-601-0. Please order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Also available at: Bassettes Health Food Store in Toledo, Ohio, on Secor Road between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway. Also available at: Books-a-million.com and BarnsandNoble.com and Amazonbooks.com.

Laughter is healthy:
Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation and the first guy asks the second guy, "How did you die?"
"I froze to death."
"That's awful, how does that feel?"
"At first it's uncomfortable, you get the shakes, pains in your fingers and toes. Then you get real calm and you ease into a sleep. How did you die?"
"I had a heart attack, you see, I knew my wife was cheating on me so I came home early and I ran upstairs and found her alone, knitting. I ran downstairs and into the basement but no-one was there either. I ran up the stairs again and went to the attic and as I got to the attic I had a heart attack and died.
The second man says," That's ironic."
"What do you mean?"
"If you had just stopped to look in the freezer, we would both still be alive."

Friday, November 26, 2010

painful menstruation?

Eat for the health of it.

Here I am again just telling you to eat that all natural stuff like cooked or raw vegetables. Eat high fiber foods, cooked or raw. I want to recommend cereals too but I also have to warn you to buy only all natural cereals. If you read the labels on cereal you will be surprised how many of them have HFCS (high fructose corn syrup) That stuff is like poison to me. I break out and itch and my under arms get just raw from that horrible stuff. I am hoping they take it off the market pretty soon.It is in so many things, it's hard not to eat it.

Fish oil is good for the cramps too. Cod liver oil is good too but you may want to take it with food. Eat plenty of fish. Try taking calcium and magnesium. Another would be vitamin B-12.Chamomile tea and red raspberry leaf tea. And if you have cramping use ginger root tea as a hot compress on your lower abdomen.

Learn to eat healthy from my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Available at:www.dorrancepublishing.com, or phone at: 1-800-788-7654.Also available at: Bassettes Healthfood Store in Toledo, Ohio, on Secor Road between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway. Also available at: Books-a-million.com and BarnsandNoble.com, and Amazonbooks.com.

If you are looking for a good novel please try: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0. Please order at: www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, and now at: Books-a-million.com ISBN# 978-1587366010 or at: BarnsandNoble.com ISBN# 978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:
A guy dies and goes to heaven and saint Peter says, "according to my records here sir, I can't find a thing that you have ever done to get you in to heaven."
"What do you mean?" the guy asks. "What about the old man that was being kicked around by those motorcycle thugs?"
"I am impressed but I don't have any record of that happening."
The guy says, "Yes, I kicked over a couple of bikes and told them to stop picking on this old man."
St Peter looks puzzled and asks." Are you sure you did this? There is no such record of that happening."
He answers,"Yes, I did and I kicked over a couple of their bikes and told them to pick on someone their own size."
Saint Peter says,I am certainly impressed. when did this happen?"
"Oh, about ten miutes ago."

Thursday, November 25, 2010

having trouble with menopause?

Eat for the health of it.

Are you going through menopause and you don't know what to do about it? I have heard that oriental women do not have a problem with this and I have to say I never had a lot of trouble with it either. I guess I felt that I was eating all natural foods and that I am sure that helps a lot. Now they say that you shouldn't eat refined sugar and I always eat unbleached sugar, other things that you should stay away from are chocolate, alcohol,coffee and red meat. Try eating soy products like, tofu, miso, soybeans, yams or sweet potatoes, split peas, kidney beans, barley, oats,apples and other fresh fruits and vegetables. It's worth a try.

I guess I can't stress enough that eating all natural is going to help in so many ways. This processed foods that so many people try to live on can't be that good for you. I always think, why waste your money on the processed foods you can eat the box and get about the same nourishment. I know that is a little far fetched but this food that is so processed that all you have to do is swallow it and it's all digested. Your innerds get lazy because tgey have nothing to do.

Cooking really isn't that hard once you get the hang of it. I have a lot of real simple foods to fix in my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Also available at Bassettes Healthfood Store in Toledo, Ohio, between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway. Also available at: Books-a-million.com, and Amazonbooks.com and BarnsandNoble.com.

If you are looking for a great novel, please try: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN# 1-58736-601-0. Please order at: www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, and now avaiable at: Books-a-million.com, ISBN# 978-1587366010. and BarnsandNoble.com, ISBN# 978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:
As a new arrival at hells gate is brought before the devil by a demon, the devil tells the demon to put the man to work with a huge sledge hammer in forty-degree heat with 95% humidity. At the end of the day the devils checks on the man and he is smiling and singing as he pounds the rocks. He explains that he has worked hard like this all his life on his farm back in Pennsylvania. The devil tells his demon to turn up the heat and the humidity. He again checks on the man at the end of the day. The man tells the devil that it only reminds him of when he had to clean out the silo on his farm in the middle of August, on his farm in Pennsylvania.
The devil then tells the demon to lower the temperature to zero with a 40 mph wind. At the end of the next day, the devil thinks for sure he will find the man miserable.
Instead the man is singing and twirling his sledgehammer.
When the devil asked him why he was so delighted he answered, "Cold day in hell, the Eagles must have won the Super Bowl."

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

just a joke

Eat for the health of it.

A minister dies and he is waiting in line at the pearly gates. Ahead of him is a taxi driver, dressed casually in jeans, a bright colored shirt, sunglasses and a leather jacket.
Saint Peter asks the guy,"Who are you?"
The says, "I'm Joe the taxi driver."
St Peter checks his list; smiles and tells him, "Take this silk robe and golden staff and enter the kingdom of heaven."
The taxi-driver steps up and says, "I am Joseph, the pastor of Saint Mary's Church for forty years."
Saint Peter checks his list and says," Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the kingdom of heaven."
The minister asks,"Why is it the taxi driver got a golden staff and a silk robe?"
"Well," saint Peter says, "up here we work with results,"While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed,"

Monday, November 22, 2010

cancer of the blood or Leukemia

Eat for the health of it.

After you have a friend, relative or even someone that is close to someone you know that has leukemia and you think,"If only there was something I could do." Well, maybe there is. I have only heard about this but because it is all natural and it won't hurt you, it shouldn't hurt to try it. Dry pea leaves and stalks and cook with some water and add some Chlorella, that you can purchase at the healthfood store. Drink it and hopefully it will help get rid of the blood cancer. It would be best to go to a healthfood store and they may even have a concoction of this already brewed and ready to drink.
Watercress, a vegetable green, is also good made into a tea for cancer of the respiratory system.You can also eat it raw or in soups. You can see why they encourage people to eat fruits and vegetables. Always eat fresh fruits and vegetables. And now they are saying that you should eat fresh fruit before your meal and that helps with digestion.

Please try my all natural cookbook: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7. Available at:www.dorrancepublishing.com, or phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Also available at:Bassettes Healthfood Store in Toledo,Ohio,on Secor Road, between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway. Also available at: Books-a-million.com and BarnsandNoble.com and Amazonbooks.com.

If you are looking for a good novel, please try: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts,ISBN# 1-58736-601-0. Please order at: www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com and now available at:Books-a-million.com ISBN# 978-1587366010 and BarnsandNoble.com 978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

An elderly woman enters the bank with a purse full of money; she explains to the teller that she has a lot of money to deposit but would rather talk to the president of the bank. The teller sees that the woman is quite persistant and decides to take her to the presidents office.
The president asks the lady why she thought she had to talk to him. She explained that she felt safer coming to his office with $165,000.
The president is very curious and asks the lady where she got that kind of money. The old lady explains that she makes bets with people and she has been doing quite well with that.
The president asks the lady what type of bets she makes and she explained."I simply make a bet like say,I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."
The president thought for a minute and said,"I'll take that bet."
The lady thought for a minute and says,"Okay, but I will bring my lawyer here tomorrow morning at 10:00, for my witness." They agreed and the lady left.
The next morning at 10:00 the old lady and her lawyer were there. They were escourted to the presidents office. The lady lay her $25,000 on the desk and told the president that he would have to prove to her that his testicles were not square. The president unzipped his pants and the old lady took them in her hand and examined them.
Just then the president noticed that her lawyer was looking a bit pale and was banging his head on the wall. The president asked the old lady why he was doing that and she said,"Well, maybe it's because I bet him $100,000 that by ten o'clock this morning that I would be holding the bank presidents testicles in my hands.

Friday, November 19, 2010

what to do about lice

Eat for the health of it.

I know you don't hear much about lice anymore but when you get it then it's: what do I do now? You can probably go to the doctor and get some expensive concoction or you can use what my mother used on us when we got them. My mother used turpentine on our heads and she wrapped our head with some type of cover and it was gone over night. I only remembered having them one time, that was enough.

Are your eyes sensitive to light? Try eating figs.

Want to stimulate the brain? try making a cup of tea with basil leaves and flavor with a pinch of black pepper and a bit of sea salt to taste.

With all the chemicals that they are adding to our food supply it's a wonder anyone feels good anymore. I am glad they have health food stores to buy things that I can eat that won't cause me to itch or cause other ailments like hives or cramps etc.

If you know anyone that has trouble with allergies to food additives please tell them about my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Also available at:Bassettes Healthfood store in Toledo, Ohio, on Secor Road between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway. Also check at Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com and Amazonbooks.com.

If you are looking for a great novel please try , 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0. Please order at www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com and now available at: Books-a-million.com, ISBN# 978-1587366010 and BarnsandNoble.com ISBN# 978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

An old maid lives in a small village but in spite of her old age she is still a virgin and she was so proud of that, that she talked to the under taker and told him she wanted an inscription on her tombstone,"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin and died as a virgin."
A few days later the old lady died and the undertaker tells his men to inscribe what the lady wanted on her tombstone. The men go to carve the tombstone and being lazy they decided that noone would check it out anyway so they shortened up with the inscription:'Returned unopened'.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

are you lactose intolerent?

Eat for the health of it.

I'm not but I have a brother that is and I will have to see that he gets this message. If you use mabanga or Kola nut cooked in a cup of water and drink before consuming milk or milk products it will help. Can't find the mabanga or kola nut? Try using a cup of black coffee or a 1/2 can of cola drink before consuming the milk or milk products. Hey, it's worth the try. If you want to learn more about all natural cooking, try GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Available at:www.dorrancepublishing.com or phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Also available at:Bassettes Healthfood Store in Toledo, Ohio, on Secor Road between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway. Also at: Books-a-million.com or BarnsandNoble.com and Amazonbooks.com

People should really try to use as much all natural foods as possible. Believe me, I know it's hard to find all natural foods anymore. They are putting so much of that HFCS in everything and now they are going to rename it to try to keep people confused, they are going to call it CORN SUGAR. Well they won't fool me because all I need is a small amount of that crap in my food and I am itching.

If you want to eat all natural, please try my all natural cookbook.

Laughter is healthy:

A fine funeral was held for an old lady that had made her husband's life absolutely misserable, she had made her own children mad at her by trying to run their lives, plus she scrapped with all of her neighbors. She even scared the cats and dogs with her violent temper.Finely at the funeral as they lowered her casket into the grave, a violent thunderstorm came up, the preacher's benedictions was interrupted by a bolt of lightening and followed by a horrible thunder.

Her husband spoke up and said, "Well, I guess she got there alright."

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

just a joke

Eat for the health of it.

An 85 year old man goes to the doctor and he orders a sperm count. they hand him a small bottle to get the sample and to bring it back the next day. He brings the still empty bottle and tells the doctor, "I am sorry but I asked my wife to help me, she tried with her left hand and then her right hand and she removed her teeth and tried again and still nothing so we asked the neighbor lady too, but still nothing.

The doctor bursts out laughing and asks,"You asked the neighbor lady?"

"Yep, no matter how hard we tried, we could not get that bottle open."

Maybe just a joke

Eat for the health of it.

My computer has been very sick for about 2 or 3 weeks now. I finally got it back. I haven't got the bill on it yet.

Mavis and Liz were living in a retirement home, when a new man came on the scene. Mavis nudged Liz and commented about the nice looking fellow and she wanted her to get aquainted with him.

"Now," says Liz, "you know how shy I am, why don't you go and find out more about him."

Mavis agrees and she walks over to talk to him. "Excuse me sir, I hope I'm not prying, but my friend and I were wondering why you look so lonely."

"Of course I am lonely," he responds,"I've spent the past twenty years in prison."

"You're kidding! What for?"

"For killing my third wife."

"What happened to your second wife?"

"I shot her."

"And, may I ask, your first wife?"

"We had a fight and she fell off a building."

"Oh my," she says and turns to her friend and shouts,"Yoo hoo,Liz,he's single."