Thursday, October 28, 2010

Bags under your eyes?

Eat for the health of it.

Use tea bags to help get rid of the bags under your eyes. You can use them just to rest your eyes too. My eyes get sort of dry and sometimes they feel like they have sand in them. I have been making a small pot of tea to drink and I use the tea bag then for my eyes. The only thing is I have been using the tea for gentle laxative so I'm not sure what that will do for my eyes, I hope they don't turn brown. Over the years I have used different kinds of tea bags but they really recommend Black Tea or Green Tea. Right now I don't have any Black or Green Tea bags so I'll use what I have and see what happens.

I'm still recommending my all natural cookbook: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Also available at:Bassettes Healthfood store in Toledo, Ohio, on Secor Road between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway. Also check out Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com,and Amazonbooks.com.

Looking for a good novel? May I suggest: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN# 1-58736-601-0. Please order at:www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, and now at: Books-a-million.com and BarnsandNoble.com ISBN#978- 1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

An elderly lady was sitting in her porch swing with her cat and she was polishing an old lamp that she had found in her attic. All of a sudden a genie pops out and asks her what she wanted to wish for and he also told her she had three wishes.

The old lady thought for awhile and said, "I would like to be young again, and I would like to have lots of money and I would like my cat to become a charming prince."
POOF!!! She is twenty years old, she is filthy rich and her cat becomes a handsome prince. As she melts into his arms, he whispers to her,"I'll bet you are sorry now that you had me neutered."

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Cure for bedsores and other sores

Eat for the health of it.

Now, I wish I had known this when I first got this purpura. I am sure I told you about getting this purpura, if not or if you did, here it is again. I have allergies to all of those nasty chemicals that they put in our food and also the additive in medication (or really it's in the filler." Even though I had told the drugstore over and over that I have to have the regular name brand drugs, they still gave me fexofenadine instead of the Allegra so when I took them for the allergic reactions I was having, either from the chemicals in the food or the wrong medicine or both, I didn't know that I was taking the wrong medicine because they looked alike.
If I had heard about this I sure would have tried this recipe. Just use fresh milk from the cow (one teasoon) and add a tablespoon of honey and spread it on the sore. Some people do use fresh milk from cows, or sheep or even a goat.(If you have access to the fresh milk).

Remember my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, Available at: www.wheatmark.com. or phone at:1-800-788-7654.If you are in Toledo, Ohio, you may buy one from Bassettes Healthfood store on Secor Road. You also may get your book at:Books-a-million.com and Barnsand Noble.com.

Laughter is healthy:

Two old geezers were walking down the street when all of a sudden they came up with the idea to visit a Brothel. They go to the door and the madam asks what they want and they said they each wanted a woman. The madam could hardly keep a straight face as she told one of her girls to bring her two of the inflatable dolls. She thought to herself,'These guys won't know the difference'

She places an inflatable doll in each bed and as she reaches for the money she say, "The girls are ready and waiting in the bed for you."

The guys each went to there rooms and climbed into bed with their 'dolls'

A while later the two men went outside of the Brothel and the first guy says," I think the girl was dead that I was with. She never made a move or talk all the time I was there."
The second guy said,"I think my woman was a witch."
"What makes you say that?"
While I was making love to her, I bit her on the neck and she passed gas and flew out the window--and she took my teeth with her."

Monday, October 25, 2010

Bad Breath?

Eat for the health of it.

If you want to clean your breath in a hurry you can chew gum, suck on a cough drop, I like Smith Brothers but probably anyone of them will do. Parsley is good too. You may not carry parsley with you, but you could.

Soo much to do these days so I haven't been keeping up very well. Please keep in mind my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Author Teresa Thompson, available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Also available at:Bassettes Healthfood Store on Secor Road in Toledo, Ohio, between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway. Also check on Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com, and Amazonbooks.com.

If you are looking for a good book to read please try: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN# 1-58736-601-0. Please order at:www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, and now available at: Books-a-million.com and BarnsandNoble.com, # 978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctors permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down for an hour. But by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over with.

I know it's bad. Try another one.

A grandma was riding her bike with her granddaughter,and as they rested in the park the granmother said, "In ten years, you won't want to ride bikes with me, you will want to ride with your friends."
The granddaughter innocently answered, "Grandma, it won't make any difference because in ten years you'll be too old to ride a bike anyway."

Friday, October 22, 2010

leg pain or leg cramps

Eat for the health of it.

They say to drink a warm strong tea like lemonbalm or citronelle and spearmint tea, and soak in a hot bath of these same teas.(this probably will help) Now you may think this sounds crazy, but I use a small bar of white soap and put it in my bed under the fitted sheet. I tell you, it really works for me. A couple of weeks ago my bar of soap broke in about three or four pieces so I threw it out but every day I would forget to put another one in there and yesterday morning I woke up with a horriffic pain or spasm in my leg. Well you better believe that I remembered to put that soap in there and this morning I did not wake up with a leg cramp. I think it has been about five years now that I have been doing this and it really works for me. I used to get cramps all the time.

I have been busy but I hope you remember my all natural cookbook: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, by Teresa Thompson. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Also available at:Bassettes Healthfood store in Toledo, Ohio, on Secor Road, between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway. Also check on Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com and Amazonbooks.com.

If you are looking for a great novel please try: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN#1-58736-601-0. Please order at:www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, and now Books-a-million.com ISBN# 978-1587366010. BarnsandNoble.com 978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

My neighbor tells me: I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, both knees replaced, prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear much, I take 40 different pills and they make me dizzy, out of breath and subject to blackouts. I have bouts of dimentia, poor circulation, I can hardly feel my hands or my feet. I can't remember if I am 85 or 90. I have lost all of my friends. But thank God, I can still drive my car.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Just a joke tonight

Eat for the health of it.

Just before the funeral service, the undertaker came up to the elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?"
"98," she replied. "Two years older than me."
"So you're 96," the undertaker commented.
She looks up at him and dryly responds, "Hardly worth going home,is it?"

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

just a joke tonight

Eat for the health of it.

A little boy greets his grandmother with a hug and says, "I am so happy to see you grandma. Now daddy will do the trick he has been promising us."

Naturally grandma is curious so she asks,"What trick is that my dear?"
The little boy answers, "I heard daddy say that if you came to visit again, he would climb the bloody walls."

Monday, October 11, 2010

LICE

Eat for the health of it.

Iwas surprised to see an article on turpentine used to kill lice. I remember as a child that my brother had lice that he picked up at school and I remember my mother putting this awful smelly stuff on his hair and I am sure it was turpentine, and yes it did work.

It's good to know healthy safe things to use for all kinds of ailments.

Don't forget to try my all natural cookbook. GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7.Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or phone at: 1-800-788-7654.

Laughter is healthy:

A police car pulls up in front of grandma's house and the policeman politely explains that the poor old gentleman was lost in the park.

"Oh dear," says grandma, "You've been going to that park for years."
The old man whispers,"I wasn't lost. I just didn't feel like walking home."

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

sore knees

Eat for the health of it.

Everyone hurts their knees sometime in there life, either by falling, kneeling too long, jumping, playing football even sitting with your feet back and knees bent. All you have to do is soak in a tub of hot water with a couple of cups of Epsom Salt, just dissolve the Epsom salt in a tub of hot water; crawl in and soak.

Remember my book: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-788-7654 Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Books-a-million.com,BarnsandNoble.com, Amazonbooks.com.

A great novel: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN31-58736-601-0. Available at: www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, Books-a-million.com, BarnandNoble.com, ISBN# 978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.One day while she was in bed with him her husband came home unexpectedly and she hollered," hurry crawl out the window, my husband is home." He grabbed his clothes and jumped out the window.

It was raining but he knew he had to do something but realized that the town was having a marathon race, so he just stepped right in with the group and started running with them. He was running with his clothes tucked under his arm.After a while one of the more curious runners caught up with him and asked,"Do you always run in the nude?"
"Oh, yes" he answered.
Another runner came up beside him and asked,"Do you always carry your clothes?"
"Of course I do, that way I can get dressed as soon as I reach the finish line."

A third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked,"Do you always wear condom when you run?"
Without hesitation he answered,"Nope, only when it rains."

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

joke only

Eat for the health of it.

A cab driver picks up a customer and is driving him to his destination when all of a sudden the guy taps the cab driver on his shoulder. The cab driver lets out a yell and scared the passenger. The guy apologizes to the cab driver. Then the cab driver says,"No,I'm sorry about that but you see I drove a hearse for twenty five years."