Thursday, September 30, 2010

A helpful treatment for Jock itch

Eat for the health of it.

Well some people do have this problem and some people do not know what to do about it. So if you have it and you don't want it and you don't know what to do about it; take 2 Tablespoons baking soda and mix it with a teaspoon of goldenseal powder and sprinkle it on your skin and some on the underwear, and do this every day for at least two weeks. And another thing you can try is Colloidal silver. I break out under my arms from HFCS and I use this colloidal and it works for almost anything.

Please try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, also try Amazonbooks.com, Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com.
If you live near or in Toledo, Ohio, it is available at: Bassettes Healthfood Store on Secor road between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway.

If you are looking for a great novel that will keep you interested to the very end, why not try, 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN#1-58736-601-0. Please order at: www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, and now available at: Books-a-million.com, and BarnsandNoble.com ISBN# 978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

One night at the dinner table, this boy tells his father that his lizard is sick. He takes one look at the lizard and calls to his wife to take a look too. She says,"He is having a baby. He was supposed to be a boy."
The boy also exclaimes, "It can't bea girl, they are Bert and Ernie."
The father says to his wife,"I thought we said two boys and we didn't want them to multiply."
The wife sarcastically replies,"Was I supposed to post a sign in the cage?"
"No, but you were supposed to get two males."
"Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" Exclaimed the boy.
"Well, it's just hard to tell on some guys, you know," she informed her husband with a bit of sarcasm.
By then the rest of the family came to see what was going on.
"Kids, we are about to witness the miracle of birth."
The kids shreiked,"Oh, gross!"
The wife was more concerned as to what they would do with a family of lizzards.
As they peered at the lizzard struggling with what they thought was a foot that would come out and vanish a second later, the wife whispered,"It's breech."
The boy shouted,"Do something dad."
"Okay,Okay." He grabbed the little foot, giving it a little tug and it again disappeared.He tried several times with the same results.
The daughter said, "Call 911."
"Lets just take him to the vet."
As they drove; the son holding the cage and telling the lizard,"Breathe Ernie, Breathe."
His mother said, "I don't think lizzards do lamaze."
The vet took Ernie to the examining room and took a look at him with the magnifying glass.
The husband asks,"What do you think, doc, a C-section?"
He took the parents to the side and said,"He's fine, he isn't in labor. In fact, that will never happen because he is a male.And occasionally, as they mature, like most males, they, um..um.. masturbate.
So the wife asks, "Then he was just excited?"
"Exactly!" answered the vet.
There was a pause and silence. Then the wife began to laugh histerically.
"What's so funny?" Her husband asked.
As tears ran down her face she told her husband,"I can't help but laugh when I am picturing you pulling on that teeny little....

"That's enough." He thanked the vet and pushed his family toward the door as the vet handed him the bill.
As they left the vets office the boy said,"I know ernie is really thankful for what you did, dad."
The wife couldn't help saying,"You have no idea," as she continued to laugh.
2 Lizards: $140
Cage $50
Vet $30
Memory of her husband pulling on the lizzards winkie: Priceless!
Moral of the story: Pay attention in biology class: Lizards lay eggs.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Only time for a joke

Eat for the health of it.

Just had to do this important message.

You have more than likely heard about people that were abducted and their kidneys removed by black market organ theives. My thighs were stolen a few years ago, I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick and the replacements were like cooked oatmeal. I wondered who had my thighs and where the heck had mine gone to? I spent the whole summer looking for my thighs. I was hurt and angry and then decided I would spend the rest of my life in my jeans. And then the thieves struck again.

My butt was next. I knew it had to be the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they took earlier. My butt was attached at least 3 inches lower than my original, then I realized I would have to give up my jeans for a long skirt.
Then I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and I saw these things that looked more like wings flapping in the breeze. This was getting pretty scary- my body was being replaced a section at a time. What next?

My neck suddenly dissapeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, that's when I decided to tell all the women of the world to wake up and smell the coffee. Those plastic surgeons are using real body parts- stolen from you and me. The very next time someone you know gets something "lifted" look again - was it lifted from you?

Warn your friends. This is happening to women everywhere.

P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my boobs, I was lying in bed and realized they were gone!But when I jumped out of bed I realized they had been hiding in my armpits, now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

I thought this was too important not to pass on. Always remember to laugh! It's good for the heart and the wrinkles!! Now they have gotten into my closet and shrank all of my clothes. How do they do that???

Monday, September 27, 2010

Have you ever had Jet Lag?

Eat for the health of it.

I guess I never got jet lag so I didn't know how to take care of that but recently a friend had taken a flight from Anchorage to Chicago then caught a flight into Detroit, which is a long tiring flight. All she wanted was some coffee with caffeine in it and some soda with caffeine, so I am assuming that the caffeine works good for some things. It would keep me up all night if I drank either of those. She probably could have ate some chocolate too.

Laughter is healthy:

A man asked an American Indian what his wifes name was and he said,"Five Horses."
The man commented,"That is an unusual name for a woman, what does it mean?"

The Indian answered,"It old Indian name mean....Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag."

Later.....Too tired tonight. I don't need pop or coffee, just some sleep.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

cooling your anger

Eat for the health of it.

Do you get angry at someone and say things you wish you hadn'd said? Try listening to some soft music, sit and sip on some cool water( a couple of glasses)not ice water. Try a silent prayer and take some deep breaths and take walk.

Some good old fashion all natural cooking can help too. Why not try my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, by Teresa Thompson. Available at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or phone at: 1-800-788-7654. Also available at: Bassettes Healthfood Store in Toledo, Ohio, on Secor Road between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway. Also check on Books-a-million, BarnsandNoble.com and Amazonbooks.com.

Looking for a good novel? This one will keep you interested to the very end. Try this one: 'Under Obligation'by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN# 1-58736-601-0. Please order at: www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com,And now at: Books-a-million.com, BarnsandNoble.com, ISBN#978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

Best divorce letter ever,

Dear wife,
I am writing you this letter to tell you that I am leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell: your boss called me to tell me that you quit your job and that was the last straw.
Last week you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and I even wore a new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes and fell asleep while watching your favorite show on TV. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you are cheating on me or you don't love me anymore- whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your X-Husband
PS: Your sister and I are moving to West Virginia together! Have a great day.

WIFES ANSWER
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Dear X-Husband,
Nothing has made my day better than recieving your letter. It's true you and I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is far from what you have been. I watch TV only to drown out your whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice your haircut last week, but the first thing I noticed was that it made you look like a girl. Since my mother always said that if I couldn't say something nice about a person I shouldn't say anything-so I didn't comment.

When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me mixed up with my sister, because I quit eating pork 7 years ago. And about the silk boxers- I turned away from you because the price tag was still on them and I was praying that it was just a coincidence that my sister just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt we could work things out. So when I hit the Lotto for $10 million, I quit my job and bought 2 tickets to Jamaica, but when I got home and found the letter that you were gone, well everything just happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the wonderful life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures me that you will not get a dime from me. So take care now.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife........PS: I don't know if I ever told you that my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

cooling the anger

Eat for the health of it.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

just a joke tonight

Eat for the health of it.

While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in every corner of the earth, then he made the earth round.

I sat outside tonight and enjoyed the full moon and the stars and the weather was so nice. We have had such a hot summer and then it got real cold for a few days and now it is beautiful again and I know fall weather is just around the corner and there won't be too many nights like this one was.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

What to take for IBS-colitis-diverticulitis

Eat for the health of it.

Years ago I had a bout with IBS (irritable bowel syndrome)I got a divorce and it went away. That's your first step, then if you still have it try fenugreek seed, marshmallow root or slippery elm bark. These can be taken in capsul form or make tea.

Laughter is healthy:

A doctor examines his patient and tells her,"I have bad news, you better get your affairs together as you do not have long to live." She composed herself and went to the waiting room where her daughter was waiting for her. She tells her daughter,"When things are good, we celebrate,and we celebrate when things aren't so good, so lets go to the club."
As they talked and drank, things lightened up and other woman joined them and she finally told the women that she did not have long to live.
Naturally the women were curious what was wrong with her. She told them that she was dying from AIDS. The women all left one at a time, excusing themselves.
The daughter asked, "Why did you tell them that you were dying from AIDS?"
Her mother answered,"Because I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your dad."

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Do you have trouble sleeping?

Eat for the health of it.

If you are having trouble sleeping at night try a couple of cups of chamomile tea. If you still can't sleep and if you are not taking other medicines or at least ask your doctor if the medicines will mix okay with a tablespoon of heated rum. If you aren't on any medication and you have never been told that you cannot use alcohol it should be okay. But if you have never had a drink with alcohol in it; it would be best to ask anyway.

Eating all natural is one of the best ways to stay healthy and if you want to be healthy, I would surely look into an all natural cookbook. Why not try GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, by Teresa Thompson. Please order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or phone at: 1-800-788-7654. It is also available at: Bassettes Healthfood Store on Secor Road in Toledo,Ohio, between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway. Also check if it is on Amazonbooks.com and BarnsandNoble.com and Books-a-million.com.

Looking for a good novel? One that will keep you interested to the very end? Hey, try this one: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN# 1-58736-601-0. Please order at: www.wheatmark.com, Amazonbooks.com, Abebooks.com and now available at: BarnsandNoble.com, and Books-a-million.com ISBN#978-1587366010.

Laughter is Healthy:

While fishing along the Braden River one day, this Michigan transplant was fishing and the fish ate all of his worms, so instead of trying to find anymore or even to leave the river for a store someplace to find any, would be too time consuming. While sitting there he sees a small tree frog but before he has a chance to catch it, a cottonmouth snake reaches it before the man has a chance, but the fellow thinks, that snake can't bite me if he has his mouth full so he grabs him around the neck and takes the frog and slips it in his bait bucket. Now the trouble starts, how can he leave the snake go if his mouth isn't full, he knows he could get bit, so he reaches for his bottle of Jack Daniels, placed it between his knees and twisted off the cap and poured some down the snakes mouth, the snake rolled his eyes and he went limp. The fisherman released him into the water and went back to fishing. About fifteen minutes later the fisherman noticed that the snake was coming back by him but this time he had two frogs in his mouth. Must have liked the JD.

Monday, September 20, 2010

just a joke tonight

Eat for the health of it.

Ed met Dorothy on a cruise, after talking for awhile they realized they were living pretty close ot each other in the same town. He immediately asked her out when they got home.

He took her dining and dancing, to museums, concerts, movies and Ed decided that she was what he was looking for. On their one month anniversary of their first dinner together on the cruise Ed told her," I guess you have figured it out that I am in love with you,but before I pop the question and give you a ring I want to tell you that I am a golf nut, I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV, in short I eat, sleep and breathe golf."

Dorothy took a deep breath and said,"Ed, that will not be a problem. I love you and I love to golf too, but since we are being honest, you have to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

"I see." Ed replied. He sat for awhile, looking down at the table and finally replied,"You know it's probably because you're not keeping your wrist straight when you hit the ball."

Sunday, September 19, 2010

What to do with an insect bite

Eat for the health of it.

I think I may have told you about placing a copper penny on a bee sting and I am sure it would work on any insect bite. I have used meat tenderizer on fire ant bites, that worked real good. You can try using cucumber slices, papaya, guava, or mango too. If you have to, you can try using urine or juice from chewing tobacco. If you don't chew tobacco then try some mud.

Looking for a healthy cook book? Try GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, By Teresa Thompson.Please order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or call at: 1-800-788-7654. It is also available at: Bassettes Health Food Store on Secor Road, in Toledo, Ohio, between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway.

Looking for a good novel? Try 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts,ISBN#1-58736-601-0. Please order at: www.wheatmark.com, Amazonbooks.com, Abebooks.com, and now available at:BarnsandNoble.com, and Books-a-million.com ISBN#978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

An eighty year old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup. After he was finished the doctor tells him, "I'm afraid you have a heart murmur. Do you smoke?"
"No."replies the man.
"Do you drink a lot?"
"No,"replies the man.
"Do you have a sex life?"
"Yes,I do."
"Well," says the doctor, "I am afraid with this heart murmur, you will have to give up half of your sex life."
Looking perplexed, the old man asks, "Which half? The looking or the thinking about it?"

what to do with an infected toe

Eat for the health of it.

OOOPS!! In my earlier blog(what to do with an infected toe) I gave you the wrong book number for GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASIS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# should have been,0-8059-6286-7.

Okay that's it!!

What to do with an infected toe

Eat for the health of it.

Now if you get an ingrown toenail; first of all soak it in a solution warm water with some vinegar in it, maybe a half cup, and soak your feet in it for a good 20 minutes to a half hour. This should soften the skin, nail and toe enough to clean it out good, using an alcohol tincture, then apply a eucalyptus oil. Repeat as necessary.

Remember my cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#1-58736-601-0. Please order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or call at: 1-800-788-7654.

I was at a book signing all day today so am cutting this short.

Laughter is healthy:

This elderly lady gets in her car after shopping and immediately calls the police,"come quickly," she reports, "someone has stolen my steering wheel, gas pedal and the radio." The police were just a few blocks away and got there in just a few minutes. They hurried to the scene where the car was that the old lady had described. They pulled up beside her and got out and opened the car door and asked,"Ma'am, what are you doing in the back seat?"

Okay, it's time to go to bed.

Friday, September 17, 2010

What to do with an infection

Eat for the health of it.

Most likely, if you had an infection, you would go to the doctor or the hospital. But what if you were out in the woods on a camping trip and you got jabbed with a dirty old stick or whatever? First of all, I would try to remember to take some type of first aid things along with me. Possibly some peroxcide to wash it out and some drawing salve, for the stubborn dirt. But what if it still got infected and it hurts like crazy and you know you have a real bad infection and possibly blood poisoning, now they call it tetinis. I'm not sure of the spelling. Any way, to be safe, when you go camping be sure to pack some yucca powder (I am sure you can buy that at the healthfood store)and some goldenseal powder and some canned milk and you don't go camping without an onion. Okay, so if you are injured and you notice the sore is getting pretty nasty and you are quite a ways away from a hospital; you need to slice the onion and place it on the wound, then mix one teaspoon yucca powder and one teaspoon of goldenseal powder with a little canned milk. Swallow this down as fast as you can because it tastes nasty but thats better then dying.

I remember when I had my uphosltery shop and I was taking the back off of a couch and somehow I got jabbed with a staple, I didn't think too much of it and I went with some friends the very next day to Columbus to the State Fair and my thumb started to pain me and it got so bad that I asked if we could leave and by the time we got about half way home I made my husband stop at a hospital and they said I had tetinis. That was by just being scraped with a nasty little staple. Now I use peroxide on little scrapes and big punctures and if it doesn't look like it is getting better, I see the doctor.
There was 11 kids in my family and we didn't go to the doctor unless we were half dead. Back then it only cost like a dollar or two and we didn't have insurance either. Usually if we got cut, we dumped some peroxide on it and a covered it with a bandaid. I guess we were healthy.We didn't eat processed foods like they have now.

That brings me to my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, by Teresa Thompson. Please order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or call at: 1-800-788-7654. It is also for sale at: Bassettes Healthfood Store in Toledo, Ohio, between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway on Secor Road.

If you are looking for a great novel to read, please try, 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN#1-58736-601-0. Please order at:www.wheatmark.com, Amazonbooks.com,Abebooks.com, and now available at:BarnsandNoble.com ISBN#978-1587366010 and Books-a-million.com ISBN#978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

A middle aged lady goes to the hospital after suffering a heart attack. While in the hospital she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks him if she is going to die. God tells her that she has thirty years yet to live. Upon her recovery she decides as long as she is in the hospital she will have a tummy tuck, a face lift and a breast enhancement. And she had her beautician come in and color her hair. She figured as long as she was going to live for thirty years she was going to make the most of it. She leaves the hospital and as she walked accross the parking lot to catch the bus at the corner to take her home, she is hit by a speeding ambulance with a sick patient.
She dies and arrives at the pearly gates in front of God and complains,"I thought you said I had another thirty years?"
God replies,"I didn't recognise you."

Monday, September 13, 2010

Just a joke again

Eat for the health of it.

Sorry, just a little story again as I had to take everything out of the totes because they were all wet from the rain that came in about half way through the garage sale yesterday, and I didn't want a bunch of mold growing somewhere.

Laughter is healthy:

A little boy that was waiting outside on the sidewalk for his mother. when a strange man was walking by, the man asked,"say there little fella, can you tell me where the post office is?"

"Yes, sir, you go straight down this street and make a right and it's about half-way down the block."
The man thanked him and said,"I am the new minister at the church, why don't you come to church Sunday and I will show you and your family how to get to heaven."

The little boy says, "Are you kidding me? You can't even find your way to the post office."

Good Night.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Just a joke tonight

Eat for the health of it.

I worked all day at the garage sale in town and I am pooped. Hope to feel rested tomorrow night.

Bundles of manure.

In the 16th and 17th centuries, countries used to ship manure to other places for firtilizer. When the water got on the manure or fitilizer the process of firmentation would take place,causing a methane gas, and the manure would explode and several ship loads did this before they figured out what was happening. After that they found out that they had to store the manure off the floor and keep it up high enough to keep it from getting wet. They made a sign to "Stow High In Transit" which they kept on the ship.The sign read, "SHIT" and therefore manure got it's name of shit. HMM!! I thought it was a golf term.

SOON

Friday, September 10, 2010

Do you have trouble with indigestion?

Eat for the health of it.

Some drink herbal teas, chamomile or peppermint tea, and that's alright and it probably works but what I have found is that the health drink in my cookbook relieves my stomach problems quickly. If I eat a little too much or sometimes too late, I drink a small glass of this and it relieves the burning in my stomach. If you don't have my book, make a batch of this drink and store in the refrigerator. I even drink it for a quick thirst quencher. Take a 64 ounce bottle of white grape juice (all natural) and a 64 ounce bottle of apple juice (all natural) and mix together in a large container and add a half cup of apple cider vinegar. Store in the bottles and keep in refrigerator. What will not go back in the bottles, you can drink for your first dose.

I hope you have tried my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, by Teresa Thompson, please order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or at: 1-800-788-7654. It is also for sale at: Bassettes Health Food Store, on Secor Road, in Toledo, Ohio, between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway.

If you are looking for a very good novel please try 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN#1-58736-601-0. Please order at: www.wheatmark.com,Amazonbooks.com, Abebooks.com, and now available at: BarnsandNoble.com, Books-a-million.com ISBN# 978-1587366010.

Laughter is Healthy:

A nun came running out of the doctors office in tears. Another patient, waiting his turn slowly goes into the doctors office and sits down and waits for the doctor to come in. As he enters the room the man asks the doctor, "did you have to tell that nun some bad news?"
The doctor said,"Well. I told her she was pregnant."
"A nun? pregnant?"
"No," the doctor said, "I just told her that. It sure cured her hiccups."

Monday, September 6, 2010

What to do if you can't get it up

Eat for the health of it.

If you have an erection problem, it could be caused by several different factors.If you can't get it up ask yourself if: You drank too much, if you are on medication that can cause drowsiness, can also cause erection failure, any type that cause tranquilizing effects like: narcotics, hypnotics, antipsychotics, hypertension meds, and antidepressants, mental anxiety and emotional stress. These can cause erection failure. You can not expect it to stand up if you don't feel like standing up.

You can take several different vitamins and nutrients but there is a product on the market called Euphoria. And there are several others too that you could ask for at a Healthfood Store. If you take natural supplements you are more apt to be healthy.

Another thing is to maintain a healthy diet. The best way to do that is to eat all natural foods, not only will you look and feel better, but you will be healthier and health also gives you more stamina and easier to hold erections. If you don't know what a healthy all natural diet contains, please try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. Author: Teresa Thompson. Order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or you may buy it at: Bassettes Healthfood Store, in Toledo, Ohio, on Secor Road between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway.

Also if you would like a very good novel may I suggest, 'Under Obligation'by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN# 1-58736-601-0. Please order at: www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, And now available at: Books-a-million.com and BarnsandNoble.com. ISBN#978-1587366010.


Laughter is Healthy:

A proctologist grew tired of his job, going to the hospital and removing hemrrhoids, doing proctoscopes,and anal surgeries, that he decided to do something else with his life. So he goes to a trade school and be a mechanic. At the end of his first course and he takes the final exam. When he gets his score on the test, it was 200%.

"How in the world did I get a score this high?" He asks the teacher.

"Well," he replied, "I gave you fifty points for rebuilding the engine,and fifty points because it ran,and the other 100 points for doing it all through the muffler."

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Have you ever had impetigo?

Eat for the health of it.

I can barely remember when I had impetigo. I can remember my cousins all staying away from me like I was a leper. I played with the scooter all afternoon because noone else wanted to play with it after I touched it. I can't say as I blamed them, they were awful looking things, but not as bad as my purpura was, and I still have a few sores yet. They have stopped hurting. The largest one (2 inches x 3 inches,) which was the first to develope, fell off Wednesday. I believe that was about 9 weeks I had that large one and I still have the second largest one(4 inches x 1/2 inch and some smaller ones to contend with, which will make it right about 2-1/2 months of suffering with this crazy stuff.
In case you haven't heard this before, I broke out with a horrible looking sores all over my legs, below my knees and down, and the worst ones were at my ankles. They started out as tiny little blisters and they were right close together and were full of like a puss and blood mixture and one by one they broke and they attached themselves to the ones next to them until they were huge. I went to my doctor and her associate three times,they gave me medicine and salve,shots blood tests and it got worse. I went into the emergency room and they checked me and admitted me and I was there for four days. I had test after test and IVs, they took a biopsy of the sores and they came up with,I had Henoch-Shienlen Purpura, which is a pretty serious blood type infection and what I have read up on, is a combination of allergic reactions such as, from something I injested, like a combination of chemicals in my food and generic drugs and my blood or my body just retaliated by sending out all these little blood blisters that just united and grew bigger, I guess they wanted to send a message that my body does not like these chemicals.

It really didn't stop there though, a few days after I got out of the hospital, I broke out with huge (I called them hives) (my doctor still called them purpura) what I read up on purpura,or hives are a part of this. I had a swollen eye, swollen lips, I had raised hive like things on my chin, then I got huge ones on my stomach area, bottom part of my arms and backs of my legs and buttocks, were covered with these hives or purpura.

Just for the record, in case anyone that reads this ever has a problem with allergies, they are thing to fool around with. I have been bothered with allergies to the chemicals in food additives, and generic drugs, I cannot use generic drugs and I explained that to my druggist but for some reason they still gave me the generic and that's when everything went haywire. My skin specialist told me to make sure I don't get the generic next time. I purposely went into the drugstore to show the druggist the sores on my legs, she was horrified by them. I told her that they cannot give me generic drugs, it could kill me. She went right over and put a warning on my records. I hope this helps.

What angers me most is that they know I am not to use generic drugs and they try to tell me there isn't any difference but there is a difference in the filler and it is the filler that I am allergic to. I cannot figure out why they can't make drugs in our country where they have standards and they know what they use.

Now you know why I am such a fanatic when it comes to eating all natural foods. You know, if everyone stuck together and ate only foods that do not contain bad chemicals such as Aspartame, Splenda, HFCS, MSG, bleaching agents, such as chlorine in the city water and flour and white sugar. There are a lot of chemicals going into our foods everyday. That is the reason I wrote my all natural cookbook.I hope to teach people to stay away from foods that made with these chemicals and may keep them from these horrible allergies. Most people do not realize that when they have what they think is hay fever, or they get rashes, hives, maybe they lose their hair,or have itching and burning eyes, this can be from injesting chemicals. Read your labels and see how many chemicals you eat every day. IT IS SCARY.

If you are interested in my cookbook,GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, by Teresa Thompson, please order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com. or at: 1-800-788-7654. It is also for sale at Bassettes Healthfood Store in Toledo, Ohio on Secor Road, between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway.

If you are looking for a really good novel to read, try, 'Under Obligation'by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN # 1-58736-601-0. Please order at: www.wheatmark.com, Amazonbooks.com, Abebooks.com, and now available at: Books-a-million.com, ISBN# 978-1587366010. Also at: BarnsandNoble.com, ISBN# 978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

Mr. Smith goes to the doctor to get the result's of his wife's blood test.
"I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a mix up with your wifes' test results and another lady. "We are not sure if your wife has Alzheimer's disease or if she has AIDS."
The man is discusted and asks, "Can we take the test over again?"
"Only if you want to pay for it because your insurance will only cover one of these tests each year."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The only thing I can recommend is that you take her for a ride and drop her off somewhere and if she can find her way home; don't sleep with her."

Friday, September 3, 2010

what to do if you are caught outside for longer than you wanted to be.

Eat for the health of it.

Not likely that you are going to be caught out in the cold for very long but it can happen. You might try some good hot coffee or hot cocoa, hot tea with honey or maybe a little whiskey in it too.How about a cup of warm cranberry juice with a forth cup of brandy in it, an 1/8 teaspoon of wormwood powder and a teaspoon of honey or enough to make it taste good. It sounds okay to me but I would rather just go to Florida for the winter.

Two books I would like to recommend: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7, by Teresa Thompson. Please order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or call at: 1-800-788-7654. You may also order at: Amazonbooks.com, or may be purchased at: Bassettes Healthfood Store in Toledo, Ohio,on Secor Road, between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway.

A very good book to read is, 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1587366010. Once you start to read this book you will not want to put it down, so keep that in mind when you by it. You may order at: www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, and now Books-a-million.com and BarnsandNoble.com, ISBN# 978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

The first day at college and the Dean lays down the law for the new students,"The female dorm is out of bounds for the male students, and the male dorms are out of bounds for the female students. Anyone caught breaking these rules will be fined $20 for the first offense.And the second offense will be $60. And the third offense will be $180. Are there any questions?"
A male student asks,"How much for a season pass?"

Thursday, September 2, 2010

What to do with hypoglycemia.

Eat for the health of it.

I always thought you should eat something sweet when your blood sugar drops but I was just reading that you should give V-8 juice, pretzels, Salsa,and tortilla chips a try. They say it works and I would give that a try, but so far I don't have a problem with that because I am not diabetic. My husband is and he goes right for the candy bar. He doesn't care much for Mexican food although he will take me to a Mexican restaurant now and then and he will eat a beef burrito.

Mexican food is pretty much all natural, so I feel safe in eating it. I never learned to cook Mexican food so I have to go out to eat it.

The recipes in my all natural cookbook, will teach you how to eat all natural,and what foods to eat that are free from chemicals. I find it harder to eat out all the time. I find that these small family style restaurants are the most chemical free and they have good food and it is reasonable.
My cookbook has wonderful recipes in it and they are easy to fix, I like easy recipes.
GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7, can be ordered at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or call at: 1-800-788-7654. You also may purchase it at Bassettes Healthfood store in Toledo, Ohio on Secor Road between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway.

If you are looking for a good novel, please give 'Under Obligation' a try. This story is based on a true story, the names have been changed to protect the innocent. The author is Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN# 1-587366010. Please order at: www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, and now, Books-a-million.com and BarnsandNoble.com ISBN#978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

A salesman knocked on the door of this little old lady and she answered the door and it was a sweeper salesman.As soon as he started to give his speel about the sweeper, she told him that she was broke and could not afford to buy a sweeper from him and she began to shut the door but the salesman was faster than she and he stuck his foot in the door. As he pushed his way into the house, saying, "Please let me demonstrate this wonderful sweeper and at that he spills a bucket of cow manure on the floor. He sees the look on the old ladies face and he tells her,"Now don't worry on bit ma'am, this sweeper will pick up every bit of that manure, and I promise you if it doesn't, I will eat every bit that it doesn't pick up."

With that the old lady snickers as she heads for the kitchen,"I'll get the fork. I hope you are hungry because you are going to eat all of that. As I told you I am broke and my electricity was shut off yesterday."

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Hodgkins disease

Eat for the health of it.

I have only heard about Hogkins disease but I often wondered about it. I guess it's a shortage of iodine in your system. I know some people have to eat seaweed, shrimp and other foods that are high in natural iodine. Kelp is also good. If you have a shortage of iodine you should seek an herbalist that can help you with using the right amount of natural iodine.

If you would like to eat all natural foods, as I have to do,try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7 by Teresa Thompson. You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or call at: 1-800-788-7654. You may also order at: Amazonbooks.com, or may be purchased at:Bassetts Healthfood Store in Toledo, Ohio, on Secor Road between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway.

I would like to suggest a good novel, 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-587366010. Please order at: www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, and now Books-a-million.com and BarnsandNoble.com, ISBN#978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:

A man is hunting in the forest when all of a sudden he is confronted by a large bear.The man tries to shoot the bear but is unsuccessful. He finally decides to run from the bear and he runs as fast as he can, his lungs are depleated of oxygen, and his heart is about to burst. All of a sudden he comes to a cliff. His hopes of running from this bear has diminished and he kneels to pray, "Lord! Please give this bear some religion."
The skies darken and the bear comes to a hault, and glances around, totally confused.
Suddenly, the bear looks up to the sky, kneels and says," Thank you, Lord, for this food I am about to receive."

Do you ever get laryngitis?

Eat for the health of it.

I used to get laryngitis, at least once a year, but I have noticed that since I have been eating all natural, foods and drinking all natural juices that I don't get it. And I know I shouldn't say this because now I will get it.If I do get it I will pour myself a glass of papaya juice with a teaspoon of cognac in it. Try this if you get laryngitis. Let me know.

If you want to eat healthy try my all natural cookbook GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7, by Teresa Thompson. Please order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com, or phone at:1-800-788-7654. You may also order at: Amazonbooks.com or may be purchased at: Bassetts healthfood Store on Secor Road, in Toledo, Ohio, between Sylvania Avenue and Executive Parkway.

If you want to read a very good novel, please try,'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts, ISBN#1587366010. It is based on a true story, but the names have been changed to protect the innocent. One reader's comment,( How many women do you know that just seem to have been abused by their husbands? The times you see them, you just know something is wrong at home. Mara is not one of these women. She has been very good at hiding the facts of her husbands abuse from her family. The story told is one which is compelling, told by someone who has experience. Her escape causes this reader to cheer her success. I recommend Under Obligation to readers who appreciate a well told tale of family.) A true life happening.

If you would like to order a copy, please order at:www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com, Amazonbooks.com, ISBN# 1587366010. And now available at: Books-a-million.com and BarnsandNoble.com, ISBN# 978-1587366010.

Laughter is healthy:
A lady visits the priest and tells him that her female parrots are getting quite disgusting because whenever anyone comes around they say, "Hi, we're hookers."
The preacher thought for a minute and said, "I may have a solution for that."
"What might that be?" asked the lady.
"I have two male parrots and I have taught them to pray. Bring them over and we will put them in the cage.My parrots can teach them to pray."
The lady goes home and brings back the female parrots and gives them to the priest. As the priest places the females in the cage the female parrots squawk and say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" The males were stunned and silent. Finally one male squawks and says,"Put the beads away,our prayers have been answered."