Monday, November 30, 2009

Sleep deprived

Eat for the health of it.

If you get testy after a restless or sleepless night, your not alone.Lack of sleep causes the brain's emotion center to over react. When you are sleep deprived, your brain responds by shutdown of the prefrontal lobe, causing emotional and irrational behavior. Lack of sleep could be linked to psychiatric disorders.

I agree with this whole heartedly. I was really busy this summer with a big garden, canning, book signings, garage sales etc. I would get so tired and then every little thing that didn't go just right I would get so upset, I used such nasty language and then I would feel bad and ask myself where that came from because I am not one to use that kind of language. Although I heard plenty over the years and often wondered why people talked that way. So I really believe, that lack of sleep, can very well change a persons vocabulary or their attitude and emtional behavior.

I am still able to blog and try to sell my book, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7 You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or at: 1-800-788-7654 or at: Amazonbooks.com

If you would rather read a good novel I highly recommend: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 Please order at: www.wheatmark.com or at: Amazonbooks.com or at: Abebooks.com

Laughter is healthy:
An Arkansas State Trooper pulled over a pickup truck on I-40. The trooper asked,"Got any ID?" The driver asked,"About what?"

The sheriff pulled up next to a guy on a lonely road in Texas, who seemed to be unloading his garbage into the ditch. The sheriff asked him,"Why are you dumping your garbage here? Can't you read that sign right over your head?"
"Yep", he replied. "That's why I dumpin it here, cause the sign says: 'Fine for dumping garbage'."
You can say whatever you want to about the South but you never here of anyone retiring and moving North.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Lower your cholesterol

Eat for the health of it.

You can lower your cholesterol in many ways. You need soluble fiber found in plant based foods. Beta-glucan found in oat bran and barley are a good source of cholesterol-lowering fiber. Fiber is not digested so it attaches itself to cholesterol and bile acids and carries it out of the body, therefore lowering the cholesterol. I lowered my cholesterol by drinking my health drink that is in my all natural cookbook.

GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7
You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or at: 1-800-788-7654 Or at: Amazonbooks.com

If you would like a good book to read try,'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 You may order at: www.wheatmark.com or at: Amazonbooks.com or at: Abebooks.com

Laughter is healthy;

Sam and Martha got in a bad automobile accident. They were both killed and they both went to heaven. They met the Lord at the Pearley Gates. As they stood talking to the Lord as He welcomed them inside, they both noticed the beautiful golf course. They were both avid golfers so they began asking the Lord, "Can we golf here?" The Lord answered, "Yes." "We need clubs and how much are the green fees?" The Lord answered, "Everything is free here." Sam looked at Martha and commented, "This is great Martha but if you didn't insist on eating that darn oat bran, we could have been here ten years ago."

environmental polutants

Eat for the health of it.

Although PCBs and DDT was banned back in the 70'sThey still exist in water, plants and animals.Still estrogen like hormones are still added to feed for livestock to fatten them. Probably another reason we are getting fatter too.

When people take estrogen elevating drugs and then they excrete them, they in turn enter our drinking water supply and accumulate over time.

Environmental polutants do affect hormones. Girls born in the 70's, who partisapated in a study, showed signs of breast development as young as seven years old.

Choose a high fiber diet. Choose organic produce and grains. Select meat from grass fed livestock. Drink filtered water.Take vitamins and minerals.

Remember to try my all natural cookbook. GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7 at: www.dorrancepublishing.com
Phone # 1-800-788-7654 Also Amazonbooks.com

Laughter is healthy:

A man from North Carolina had a flat tire. He pulled off the road and began to pick flowers from a nearby field and put them in front of his car and the back of his can, A passerby stopped and studied the scene for awhile and then askked the guy why he put the flowers by his car. The man responded,"I have a flat tire and the manual says, when you break down you should put Flares in the front and the back of your vehicle. I never did understand that neither."

Friday, November 27, 2009

drugs and vitamins

Eat for the health of it.

If you are taking vitamins, please remember to tell your doctor what you are taking if the doctor writes a drug prescription. Not all drugs and vitamins and herbs mix well together.

I just quit taking my supplements if I am taking prescription drugs.

I have found out that doctors and druggists believe that generic drugs are identical. I have found out personally that they are not. I was taking Tenormin for Arithmia (irregular heartbeat) somehow my medication was changed from the Tenormin to generic) Attenolol. After taking it a short time I noticed that I bruised and bled easily.
I talked to my doctor about it and he told me that this Attenolol was just a generic drug but it was the same drug. I talked to the druggist about it and got the same answer. I asked him to put me back on the real thing and he said I had to get a new prescription from my doctor. I thought this a bit strange because they hadn't got a new prescription to change it in the first place.
I got the new prescription and within a few days the bleeding stopped. It costs several times as much but at least I'm not bleeding all over.
I did the same thing with 800 milligrams of Motrin and then they changed it to 800 milligrams of Ibuprophine. I took it and after taking it according to the prescription I broke out with hives all over my body. I went through the same thing and after convincing them I had to have the Motrin, they had taken it off the market. I think you can still buy it over the counter in a lighter dose, but it still says Motrin (Ibuprophine). In either drug, yes the drug is the same but the generic filler is different and it is from a different country and who knows what they put in it.
I am so afraid to use anything generic now. Why can't we just use our own drugs? The drugs should be checked and they should be exactly the same as ours or we don't buy them.
I guess they don't care about poisoning drugs or our food because they are putting more and more chemicals in our food every day.

If you would like to learn more about all natural foods etc. Please try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN # 0-8059-6286-7 Please order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or you may order at: 1-800-788-7654 or at: Amazonbooks.com

If you are interested in a good novel please order: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-56736-601-0 Order at: www.wheatmark.com or at: Abebooks.com or at: Amazonbooks.com

Laughter is healthy:

A young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied,"Did you see who it was?"
The young man answered,"I couldn't tell, but I did get the license number."

diabetes and depression

Eat for the health of it.

If you suffer from depression you should be checked for type 2 diabetes, because if you have a higher level of stress, you could also be diabetic.

Diabetics are more likely to have hip fractures than non diabetics. If you are diabetic it would be wise to have periodic bone density testing. It is also very important to take care of your feet. And keep in mind that older diabetics are hard of hearing.

The main cause of diabetes is a high caloric diet, simple sugar especially bleached white sugar and bleached flour and man made chemicals. Other studies have shown that military veterans who were exposed to dioxen containing herbicide agent orange, used in the vietnam war, have shown cases of type 2 diabetes.

Chemicals used in our fruits and vegetables have been suspected to cause type 2 diabetes. Wash fruits and vegetables carefully with vinegar water or buy organic.

If you would like to cook all natural try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7 Or order at: 1-800-788-7654 order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or at: Amazonbooks.com

A good book to read 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 Order at: www.wheatmark.com or at: Abebooks.com or at: Amazonbooks.com

Laughter is healthy: Louisiana

A senior in Louisiana was overheard saying, "when the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why, he replied."I'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world."

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

What causes diabetes?

Eat for the health of it.

I know some people will disagree with me but I have said it for years that the chemicals in our food causes most of the illnesses that we have and one of the biggest epidemics is environmental chemicals and the chemicals they add to our foods.

Just like sugar-I don't eat white sugar as it comes in a bag from the grocery store because it has a bleaching agent in it, which is a chemical. I am allergic to that bleaching agent. I do not understand why it has to be bleached. I use sugar but it is not bleached. Some stores are selling it but most of the time I have to go to a health food store to buy it. I don't mind going to the health food store for unbleached sugar and unbleached flour.
As people are learning about the chemicals in our food they are doing the same thing. And I have noticed too that the grocery stores are adding the all natural section to their stores. I hope that some day they will remove all chemicals from our food supply.

If you are interested in learning more about all natural cooking, try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7 GOOD HOME COOKING. You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or at: 1-800-788-7654 or you may order at: Amazonbooks.com

If you would like to read a very good novel based on a true life happening try: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN#1-58736-601-0 It is listed as fiction only because the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
You may order at: www.wheatmark.com or at:Amazonbooks.com or at: Abebooks.com

Laughter is healthy:

The owner of the golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and asked,"You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000 minus 14%, how much would you take off?
The secretary thought for a moment and then replied,"Everything but my earrings."

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

earaches

Eat for the health of it.

I just found out that doctors do not prescribe antibiotics for earaches. I recently had a bad sinus infection that clogged everything up and I did go to the doctor but she prescribed an antibiotic for the sinus but when that turned into an earache in both ears and was so bad, I couldn't hear, she didn't prescribe anything. I used warm water and peroxide, half and half. I put some in my ear and it bubbled in there and my hearing is coming back, slowly. I haven't had an earache in years. If I remember to, I am going to use it now and then, for prevention. I have been using colloidal silver in my ears too, but I had forgotten to do it. You feel good and you forget to do those things. I place a half dropper full of colloidal silver in my hand to warm it, I will have to ask at the health food store if it is okay to warm the whole bottle.

According to the book I have been reading, the natural treatments are more effective anyway. Try garlic/ mullein/St.John's wort eardrops. warm under hot water and put three drops in the affected ear. (do not use if there is pus in the ear) See a doctor. For earache use hot and cold wet compresses. Heat one cloth with hot tap water and place on the affected ear for 2 minutes, then use the cold wet cloth. Thirty seconds each, repeat twice.

If you are in need of an all natural cookbook, try: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. YOU MAY ORDER AT: WWW.DORRANCEPUBLISHING.COM OR 1-800-788-7654 OR AT: AMAZONBOOKS.COM

LAUGHTER IS HEALTHY:

A group of friends from Alabama went deer hunting and they paired off for the day.That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of eight-point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the other's aked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. he's a couple of miles back, up that trail," the succesfull hunter replied.
"YOU LEFT HARRY THERE AND CARRIED THE DEER BACK?"They inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I was sure noone would steal Henry."

Monday, November 23, 2009

Chlorine, a water purifyer.

Eat for the health of it.

Unfortionately, yes, that's what they use to purify water. And to think that chlorine is very bad for your health. I know they have to use it to clean and sanitize the water lines to your house but they should educate people to use a filter on their drinking water.

If you would like to learn to cook all natural, please try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7
You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or at: 1-800-788-7654 Or at: Amazonbooks.com

If you would like to read a good novel, I suggest: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 You may order at: www.wheatmark.com, Abebooks.com or Amazonbooks.com

Laughter is healthy: The Nordakota Cow

Ole, is a farmer in Minnesota. He is in need of a new milk cow and he hears of a nice cow in Nordakota. (That's North Dakota for you non Scandahoovians out there.

He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks over the cow. He reaches under the cow to see if she gives milk. When he pulls on the udder, the cow passes gas.

Ole tries again and he gets some milk, and the cow passes gas again. He decides to buy the cow.He takes it home and calls his best friend, Sven, and says, "Hey Sven, come look at dis ere new cow I bought. Pull her udder and see what happens."

Sven pulls her under and she passes gas again. Sven looks at Ole and says,"You bought dis cow in Nordakota, didn't you?"

Ole replies, "Yes, how did you know that?"

Sven says,"My wifes from Nordakota."

Friday, November 20, 2009

Heading South for the winter

Eat for the health of it.

I won't be on for a few days as we are heading South for the winter. I'll be back as soon as I get settled in.

Shingles

Eat for the health of it.

Everyone that has ever had chickenpox can get shingles. I have seen quite a few people that have had shingles. I actually have not had them myself and I hope I never get them.

My mother was a couple of days away from surgery on a hernia when she noticed some swelling next to her navel. She called me to come and look at it and I told her that I was pretty sure it was shingles we better go to the doctors just to make sure. I took her and that was exactly what she had and because she went to the doctor right away, they gave her a shot and they were gone within a few days. They had to postpone her surgery a couple of weeks but I dought that she knew that she was lucky that they caught them at an early stage. I have seen people that didn't get help right away and they had horrible shingles all over their face. And they complained of them elsewhere too. If you think you may have shingles, go to your doctor right away.
A few years ago, we were ready to come home from Florida and my husband shwed me a spot on his back that he said was a painful itching sensation. I looked at it and told him that I was pretty sure it was shingles but we were leaving for home the next day and he didn't think that he needed to go to the emergency room so I told him that at least I would try Colloidal Silver on it and see what happens. By the time we got home, it was gone.
Shingles are a form of herpes and it associated with chicken pox. If you had chicken pox as a child, you are more suceptible to get shingles as an adult. One thing good about it, you usually only get them once. The best way to keep from getting the shingles is to eat a very healthy diet. Eat lots of vegetables, meats, fish, cheddar cheese and cottage cheese.

That's my kind of food. If you want to learn more about good healthy cooking, please read my all natural cookbook: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7 You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com Or you mat call at: 1-800-788-7654 Or you may order at: Amazonbooks.com

If you would like to read a good novel try: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 Order at: www.wheatmark.com or Abebooks.com or at: Amazonbooks.com

Laughter is healthy:

What fits your life better, exercise 1 hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day.
If you put a crouton on your sudae instead of a cherry, will it count as a salad?
The handle on your recliner does not qualify as an exercise machine.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

have you ever thought about this?

Eat for the health of it.

Did you ever try to help a child read and they just cannot seem to grasp it? When I was a child, just about everyone that I knew that wore glasses were at least fifty years old. My parents didn't wear glasses until they were well over fifty years old. My mother actually had to have false teeth before she had to wear glasses. She got some type of infection in her teeth and had to have them all pulled and she had false teeth. I think she was in her late 20's or early thirties.

When my oldest son started school, he had a problem reading and we thought he was just a slow learner and I was called to school where they told us that his eyes should be checked. I could not believe the difference in his performance after he got his glasses. Years ago you didn't take your child to the doctor for every little thing and he really never complained, but when the teacher called me in was the first I knew about his poor eyesight. Take your child early and have them checked.

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A child, whose mother is depressed, is more likely to be abused and mistreated. And children, especially boys, are more apt to have behavior problems. And it will show up in how they act. Mother's who are depressed are more likely to show less supervision, giving the child freedom to do as he pleases and this can prove to be very hazardess.

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If your child is drinking a lot of soda pop, processed meats, fast foods,frozen meals, packaged snack packs, chocolate, nuts and convenience foods or anything that is high in oxalate like herbal and regular tea, you better have your child checked if he complains of pain in the groin or back or while urinating. With the eating habits that children have today it is very likely he could have a kidney stone.

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There are so many cough syrups on the market that it is hard to determine which one to choose. I know that when I was looking for a cough syrup for my husband, I read the label and I couldn't find one that would work well with the medicine he was taking. I know what we had for cough syrup when we were kids, my mother would chop up some onions real fine and add honey or if she didn't have the honey, she would use sugar. She would put it in a glass and turn it over onto a saucer and let that set for awhile and the syrup would seep out under the glass and that was our cough syrup.

Honey has a very good healing power, if people only knew what some of these over the counter cough syrups can do to a child, they would be better off to buy a bottle of honey and it keeps for a long time so you don't have to worry about it spoiling. When the child gets a cough, bring out the honey, don't bother going to the drugstore for something that can make them sicker. The more natural remedies you use, the better off you are.

If you would like to learn more about natural cooking, please try my all natural cookbook: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7 You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or at: 1-800-788-7654 Or you may order at: Amazonbooks.com

Laughter is healthy: Excuses:
I have metal fillings in my teeth and my refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen and that's why I can't loose weight.

I'm going to order skinless chicken breast, but I want you to bring me lasagna and garlic bread by mistake.

I was going to wake up early and go jogging but my toes voted against me 10 to 1.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

colds, flu and viruses

Eat for the health of it.

I have been trying hard to stay away from certain places or getting to close to anyone, especially if they are sneezing and coughing. I sure do not need to catch a cold. I haven't so far but not to brag, winter hasn't even arrived yet. I was using the colloidal silver, faithfully every day and wouldn't you know I wasn't using it in my good ear but I was using it in the ear that I have trouble hearing with. All of a sudden I ended up with sinusitis. I was so miserable. I even had an earache and later went into my other ear. I have had it for three weeks already and I am sure I won't be back to normal for at least another week. I don't normally take anything for a cold, just vicks up or put colloidal silver in my nose and ears and I drink a few drops in water too. Colloidal silver works good for so many things.

They have a flu nasal spray out but I think I am going to trust Collidal silver. I still think it does a good job for so many things. I keep spraying it in my nose and if you want to, you can put drops in your ears. I have washed accross my eyelids to get rid of a fungas but I have not really put any in my eyes. Everything I have read on colloidal silver, it all claims it is good for just about everything. What they are saying that it is safe and it will not hurt you.

I am tired tonight and have to get up early to get my taxes done, so when I get this crappy sinus overwith, I can head South.

Just want to remind you of my all natural cookbook: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7 You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or at 1-800-788-7654 Or at: Amazonbooks.com

If you are looking for a good novel to read, may I suggest: 'Under Obligation' ISBN#1-58736-601-0 Author Trishianna Rose Roberts. You may order at: Amazonbooks.com or at Abebooks.com Or at: www.wheatmark.com

Laughter is healthy: Old couple at a cafe;

An old couple were sitting at the counter of this small cafe. The old fellow asked his wife," do you see that couple at the end of the counter?"

" Yeah,what about them?"

"I was just thinking that will be us in about 10 years."

His wife asks him," You do realize that is a mirror at the end of the counter, don't you?"

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Have you ever had an allergic reaction to drugs?

Eat for the health of it.

What is your view on these drugs? It seems just about any drug I take, that is generic, I have an allergic reaction to. It has been the generic but not saying that other drugs won't. I have so much trouble with the generic drugs that I have to have a special prescripton so that I can get only the real drug. I was told that it is really all the same drug but they use a different filler. I think that they really should make them all use a safe filler. What is in there to make me welt up with hives in my stomach and on my skin? What can it be doing to these people who do not react to it? It'll be years down the road before they know.
Aren't the doctors supposed to know more about the allergic reactions to these pills? You go to the drugstore and they argue that these pills are all the same. How can they all be the same if one sells for $200.00 a month and the 'same',supposedly, 'same' pill costs only $6.00 if it is generic. Isn't there something wrong with this picture? And why do they have to give it a different name if it is the same drug? It doesn't make sense.

I had been on Tenormin for quite awhile and all of a sudden they changed it to Attenalol, without me knowing it. I didn't pay that much attention to that because it had Tenormin (attenalol) But when my skin was bleeding with every little bump, I asked my doctor about it and he said, "some people bleed when they take this kind of medication." So I asked him about the bleeding and why I did not bleed on Tenormin and I asked why they changed it without my permission. He told me that the generic is cheaper. I asked him if the Attenolol would make my skin bleed and he said some people bleed and others don't. I then asked if I could go back on Tenormin to see if it will stop bleeding. I also asked the druggist if that could be the reason that I was bleeding and he said, "No, they are both the same. I got the new prescription filled and within a few days my skin stopped bleeding. I told them both,I proved my point, these drugs cannot be the same. Now they say that it is in the filler. WHAT THE HECK DO THEY USE IN THE FILLER? I just do not understand what they are doing. They put poison in our food and also in our drugs. Anything that can cause a reaction like these drugs do, has got to be poison, just like the Aspartame, MSG, Clorine, High Fructose Corn Syrup, and many more chemicals, that are making us sick.

That is the reason I wrote my all natural cookbook: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK. ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7 You may order at:
1-800-788-7654 or at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or at: Amazonbooks.com

If you are looking for a good novel to read - Please order 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 Or you may order at: Amazonbooks.com
Or at: Abebooks.com

Laughter is Healthy: Two little boys in the hospital

Two little guys in the hospital waiting for surgery and the first little guy asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second boy answers," Tonsils, I'm scared."
The first boy says, "Oh, that's a piece of cake. I had that last year, they put you to sleep and when you wake up, you get ice cream and jello."
The second boy asks,"What are you doing in here?"
The first boy answers,"Circumcision."
"Whoa!" The second boy replies, " Good luck buddy, I had that when I was born and I didn't walk for a whole year."

Saturday, November 14, 2009

sores and scabs

Eat for the health of it.

It was always my thought to cure a sore was to get air to it,but they are saying not, that you should keep the wound moist to minimize the scar as it heals. Use any over the counter antibiotic ointment to moisten the wound and to protect it from infection. Change the bandage often, remove when showering and replace it when you are dry. Don't dig at the scab, or zitts or mosquito bites, because you will increase the chances of scarring, if you do have a scar, use petrolium jelly to cover the scar and massage for 10 minutes every day for one or two months, this will help to minimize the scar. I usually use colloidal silver for scarring and dark spots. You can apply it the same way, just put some colloidal silver on the area and massage it until the liquid dissapears. Because it is a watery substance, you may neeed to use more as it rubs in. More will not hurt you.

Try eating all natural too, this will help nurish your skin with good nutrients. It is always better to use all natural when possible.

I would like you to try my all natural cookbook, GRANDMAS BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7 You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or at: 1-800-788-7654 or at: Amazonbooks.com

Also a very good novel to read is: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 You may order at: www.wheatmark.com Or at: Amazonbooks.com or at: Abebooks.com

Laughter is healthy:
Three nuns were sitting in front of three fellows at the baseball game and the nuns habits were getting in the way at times and abscuring their view. Finally the first guy, talking loud enough that the nuns could hear him, says,"I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns there."
The second guy says,"I am going to move to Montana, there are only 50 nuns there."
The third guy says, "I am moving to Arizona, there are only 25 nuns there."

Mother Superior had heard enough and turn around, smiling said, "Why don't you go to hell. There aren't any nuns there?"

Friday, November 13, 2009

antacids

Eat for the health of it.

Are you one of those people that have to pop an antacid after eating? You may not want to after you read this article. I used to eat a lot of tums after I ate and it was on the grocery list all the time. I had read where tums, or I should say antacids, if you eat a lot of tums, or any type of antacids, you are better off trying something natural to eat that will take away the burning. Antacids of any kind are really not good for you. They can cause confusion, or even worse is it can cause dementia.

To think that I used to eat them all the time. I don't anymore. First I started eating radishes with my meals and that really works great. I know that a lot of people claim that they can not eat radishes and I thought that myself, but when I kept eating them,I noticed that it doesn't burn when I eat the radishes right away. Now whenever I eat certain foods that I know will burn like a fire in my stomach, I eat a few radishes with my meal and it really helps.

I have a drink recipe in my all natural cookbook and if you do have trouble eating, and the burning that follows, just try this drink and see if it helps.

Use a 64 ounce bottle of all natural apple juice and a 64 ounce bottle of all natural white grape juice. Then add a 1/2 cup of apple cider vinegar. Mix well and pour back into the bottles and when you want to drink this, just pour about 1/2 cup of this mixture into a glass and drink. I like it so well because it also is a very good thirst quencher. I also lowered my cholesterol by drinking it.

I have a book signing in Blissfield tomorrow, so I have to hit the sack.

Please try my all natural cookbook : GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7 You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com
Or by phone: 1-800-788-7654 Or at: Amazonbooks.com

If you would like a very good book to read TRY: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 You may order at: www.wheatmark.com Amazonbooks.com or at: Abebooks.com

Laughter is Healthy:

My husband and I divorced over religious differences: He thought he was God and I didn't.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

One of the best cleaners around and it's safe

Eat for the health of it.

I have received this in my mailbox several times already and I decided that it makes so much sense to me that I really should pass this on.

I often wondered what a person could use besides bleach to clean things and to disinfect. Bleach is such a harsh chemical and I can't use it because I am allergic to it and I don't like taking chances of inhaling it and have it cause some type of allergic reaction.

Chlorine was invented in the 40's while peroxide was invented in the 20's.

You can use this to keep canker sores from forming. Put a capful of peroxide in your mouth and swish it around for a few minutes, this spit it out. Don't swallow it. It will also do a good job of whitening your teeth.

You can soak your tooth brushes in it, clean your counter tops, or spray it on as a disinfectant. Use it to disinfect your cutting board. Use it on your feet for athletes foot. Soak any infections or cuts in peroxide. You will be amazed at how fast it heals.

Use 50/50 water and peroxide as a spray disinfectant, and it's better for your septic tanks too. Use it also to spray into your nostrils when you have a cold, plugged sinus. It will bubble and kill the bacteria. Hold a few minutes and blow your nose.

If you have a toothache and the dentist isn't in, put a capfull into your mouth and swish it around, several times a day. It will help eliminate the pain until you see the dentist.

If you would like that natural lightness to your hair, try the 50/50 spray on your hair after your shower and comb it through.

Add a half bottle of peroxide to your bath for skin irritations. You can use a cup of peroxide instead of bleach in your laundry.Also use it to remove blood from clothing by pouring some on the stain and let it stand for a minute, then rinse.

Use it to clean your mirrors, they will be streak free. Also, if someone has peed on your floor around the toilet and it smells, just spray some 50/50 on there and it will eliminate the smell as well as cleaning it.

What more could you ask of an under a $1 bottle of cleaning power? And it's so much better than these harsh chemicals.

The more natural stuff we use the better off we will be.

Eating natural is a good place to start. If you are interested in eating all natural, please try my all natural cookbook. GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7 You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com Or you may call at: 1-800-788-7654 Or order at: Amazonbooks.com

I highly recommend a great novel: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 This story is a true story. It is only listed as fiction because the names have been changed to protect the innocent. It is available at: www.wheatmark.com or at: Amazonbooks.com or at: Abebooks.com

Laughter is healthy: I think this has got to be the stupidest,

A lady died in January and the bank billed her for the annual fee for Feb. and March plus interest. The balance was $0.00 when she died but now was around $60.00.

Here is the conversation:

FAMILY MEMBER: "I am calling to tell you she died in January"
THE BANK: "The account has not been closed, so the fees and charges still apply."
FAMILY MEMBER: "Maybe you should turn it over to the collection agency."
THE BANK: "Since it is past due, it already has been."
FAMILY: "So what will they do when they find out she is dead?"
BANK: "Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both."
FAMILY: "Do you think God will be mad at her?"
BANK: "Excuse me?"
FAMILY "Did you just get what I was just telling you- the part where she is dead?"
BANK: "Sir, you will have to speak to my supervisor."

Supervisor gets on the phone.

FAMILY: "I am telling you that she died back in January, with a 0 balance."
BANK: "The account was never closed so that charges still apply."
Family: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"
Bank: " AAre you her lawyer?"
FAMILY: "No, I am her nephew." (He gave her the lawyers name etc.)
Bank: "Could you fax us a certificate of her death?"
FAMILY: "Sure." Fax number was given.

After the fax was received:

Bank: "Our system isn't set up for death.I don't know what else to do."
FAMILY: Well, if you can figure it out, great! If not, you can keep billing her, she won't care."
Bank: "Well, the late charges and fees still apply."

Where are these people from?

FAMILY: "Would you like her new billing address?"
Bank: "That might help."
FAMILY: Gives her all the address and the lot #.
Bank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!"
FAMILY: "And what do you do with dead people on your planet?"

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

A headache hurts

Eat for the health of it.

No matter where the headache is, it still hurts. It's important to find out what caused the headache in the first place. There are so many different kinds of headaches and as many causes, it just takes time to figure out where they came from, which is hard to do. If you get them bad, then you will surely want to find out what is causing them. Tension headaches are maybe the worst but really start in the neck more because of the slow build up of the muscle tension from the strain of being taut and under stress, and anxiety. This all builds up to a tension headache.

Some tension and other headaches can be caused by poor seating habits or poorly designed office furniture or holding your phone by your neck and shoulder. Talk about a pain in the neck. Even reading in bed, curled up on your side can get pretty uncomfortable. Anytime your muscles are under some type of tension, you are going to end up in pain. Some may be more painful then others but some also can cause more severe damage too, like it could cause your spine to misalign which can be very painful.

Try wrapping a warm wet towel around your neck. You may want to place a second, dry towel, over that. To keep the towel warm and you from getting too wet. You may rub your neck with all types of aromatic oils or other lotions. And try soaking your feet in a very warm water bath that you have added epsom salts to.

And for preventing tension injury in the future, try stretching your neck out as much as you can, by taking your hands on both sides of your head(try to place your hands so that your thumbs are under your jaw line) and pretend like you are lifting it up and turning it, slowly, right and then left. Be sure to relax. You will find that it does relieve the pain and you will want to do it more often.

A healthy diet is the best way to start any type of exercise routine, and I would like to recommend my all natural cookbook: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7 You may order at: 1-800-788-7654 Or at: www.dorrancepublishing.com Or at: Amazonbooks.com

If you are looking for a great book to read, I am sure you will enjoy: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 You may order at: www.wheatmark.com Or at: Abebooks.com or at: Amazonbooks.com

Laughter is Healthy: Farmer John's Egg Business:

Farmer John had several hundren laying (hens) called "PULLETS" and ten Roosters to fertilize the eggs.
Farmer John kept close track to see if all the roosters were doing their part in fertilizing the eggs. Any rooster not performing his duty, ended up in the soup kettle.
Now Farmer John wanted to make sure that the roosters were performing, so he tied a little bell to each of the roosters and each bell had a little different sound so he could keep track of their performances.
He would sit on the porch and listen to the tones of the different bells and could tell which of the roosters were really performing. He realized that his favorite rooster,"Old Butch", his bell had not rung at all.
Farmer John went to investigate the situation. He noticed that all of the other roosters were chasing hens around and the hens had caught on to the noise from the bells and they were smart enough to run and hide.
The farmer then noticed that "Old Butch," had his bell in his beak so he could sneak up on the hens, do his job and head for the next one.
John was so proud of his, 'Old Butch,' that he entered in the Renfrew County Fair, and he became an overnight sensation amoung the judges. The result was that the judges not only awarded him the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

How about those hemorrhoids?

Eat for the health of it.

No, no one wants to talk about them but it's amazing how many people cannot help but have them on thier mind, especially when you are sitting on them. In countries where they do not eat refined cereals etc. they seldom have a problem with hemorrhoids. Wouldn't that be nice. We just eat too many processed foods. But we got 'em, now what to do with them. They can be prevented. I wish I knew how, way back when. Hemrrhoids are a type of vericose veins. Your hemrrhoid vein surrounding the rectum and anas, developes a weakened and enlarged area. You can have external or internal hemrrhoids. The outer will be painful at times.

You can treat your hemrrhoids in different ways; like if you are overweight, you should try to lose weight and this will help relieve preasure and constipation, the major causes of hemrrhoids. Eat high-fiber foods and drink plenty of water or other liquids. Fruits like Bluberries, Blackberries and Cherries help to strengthen the veins. Eat fruits, vegetables, whole grains, garlic, ginger, cayenne, and onions. There are new products on the market but I would go to a health food store or an herbalist and ask them to recommend something.

I have a fissure as well as hemrrhoids and I do try to drink plenty of coffee, tea juices,besides water and when mine flare up (especially that little fissure) I use a drop of olive oil and a few drops of iodine. I try to keep it in a small amount so that when I take the cotton wad to soak the mixture, it's just enough, otherwise you will have it all over the place. I place the cotton wad, with the mixture, right on the area and then I take another cotton wad to cover it.

A little suggestion: the drop of olive, will only be about the size of a small raisin and the drops of iodine will be about the same, so you have an idea how much to use. I take the cotton wad and I pull on it so it is about 2 inches long, then I soak the mixture up into the cotton wad and place it where you need it and take the second cotton wad and pull it to about 2 inches and place it over the other, already in place so it will help catch any spillage. This has worked really well for me.

If you would like my all natural cookbook: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7 You may order it at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or phone at: 1-800-788-7654 Or at: Amazonbooks.com

If you are looking for a very good book to read why not try: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN#1-58736-601-0 You may order at: www.wheatmark.com or you may order at: Amazonbooks.com or at: Abebooks.com

Laughter is healthy: Squirrels

Five churches in this small town were being invaded with squirrels. Presbyterian, Baptist, Methodist, Catholic and Jewish.

The Presbyterian called a meeting to decide on the fate of these little pests. After praying and reconsideration, they decided that it was God's will and the cute little things could stay.

The Baptist found the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The Deacons had a meeting and decided to cover the Baptistery and drown the little devils. They escaped and moved out but returned in a couple of weeks-two fold.

The Methodists humanely trapped them and turned them loose in a park outside of town.

The Catholics figured the best way to handle them would be to Baptise them, make them members so now they only show up on Christmas, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday and Easter.

The Jewish Synogogue, circumsized the squirrels, had a church serice with them and haven't seen them since.

Monday, November 9, 2009

diabetes is a cluster of disorders

Eat for the health of it.

It seems that just about every other person that you talk to these days has diabetes. That's not hard to figure out, when they have tons of candy in about every store. They put High fructose corn syrup in everything that they used to put sugar in. There are very few restaurants anymore that have jelly, that does not have HFCS in it. The snacks are full of sugar or they have sugar and HFCS. If parents only knew what this HFCS is doing to their children's health, they would not allow them to have anything with HFCS in it.
I am allergic to it so that helps me to stay away from it. Maybe I am lucky that I am allergic to it. My husband has diabetes but it doesn't stop him from buying things with HFCS in it, but believe me, I don't eat it. I don't like to have my skin all raw and sore from that crap. But I am so afraid for these kids that are growing up now, if noone tells them not to eat that horrible stuff, most of the kids are going to be diabetics. And if the government does not take it off the market, the parents are going to have to insist that their children do not eat any products that has HFCS in it. And believe me that covers a lot of territory.
Diabetes, is not a single ailment. Diabetes can cause so many other serious illnesses like, it can cause blindness, leg and foot amputations, it can make you more likely to have a heart attack, or stroke or kidney failure. It is one of the top deadly diseases.
What is really amazing, is that diabetes, in erly stages, can be cured. And I would say that most diabetics do not want to try. It's like they have to have a fix, like a drug addict, they just go right for the sweet and starchy foods.
Other major factors for diabetes, are obesity, lack of exercise, stress, and poor nutrition. And I believe that food additives are among the causes of diabetes and other illnesses.
You take salt, table salt is bad for you, but you need salt, did anyone think that the chemical, in the table salt, could be the culprit, instead of the salt itself? I use sea salt(iodized) and it does not cause my legs to swell. Now did anyone say that table salt is not good for you? All I ever heard was that salt was not good for you. Give it a try, throww it-no you can save it for salting your icy sidewalk this winter. Buy some sea salt and us that. When you go to restaurants, ask for sea salt and if you frequent that restaurant and you like a lot of salt, bring your own sea salt.
If you have diabetes in your family, that does not mean that you have to have diabetes too. First of all you will have to get down to a good weight. Exercise, get rid of stress, it's real important to eat all natural foods. Eat fiber and grains and avoid refined sugars and grains. I will not recommend Aspartame, Splenda, or any artificial sweeteners. I will recommend Stevia, which you can buy in a dry form or a dropper bottle, because you only need a few drops to sweeten anything. For baking you need a product that has bulk similar to sugar and I have used Excella and it would be best to go to a health food store and they could help you with that. I have also used Xylitol. I think the health food store would give you the measurement for replacing sugar with either Xylitol or some other product, but excella is pretty much the same consistancy as sugar.

If you would like to know more about all natural eating, why not order my all natural cookbook: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7 You may order at: 1-800-788-7654 Or at: www.dorrancepublishing.com Or you may order at: Amazonbooks.com

Another very good book to read(the kind you do not want to put down)try: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 You may order at: www.wheatmark.com Or at: Abebooks.com or at: Amazonbooks.com

Laughter is healthy: Here's a laugh:

The next time someone asks a dumb question, try this:

I was standing in line holding this big bag of purina dog chow, for my wonder dog. As I was almost ready to check out and more peple were lining up; this lady behind me asks." Do you have a dog?" I decided to have some fun and told her,"No, I am starting this new purina diet, again. I probably shouldn't but the last time I tried it, I lost fifty pounds before I woke up in the intentive care unit,in the hospital."

I continued to tell her that the diet was easy to follow, "Just load up your pockets with the little nuggets and eat a couple when you feel hungry. It's nutritious and I want to try it again."

(I have to tell you right here, that I had everyone listening to me that was in ear shot.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in the intensive care because the dog food was poison. I told her no, I just stepped off the curb to sniff an Irish setters behind and a car came along and hit us both. The guy behind about had a heart attack, he was laughing so hard.

behavior problems and children

Eat for the health of it.

After a study of about a thousand mothers and their children, were done, the conclusion was that Children of mothers with depression problems were more likely to be injured and children with mothers with depression problems were more likely to act out their problems.Children of parents with depression prblems are most likely to develope behavior problems. I am sure that most children that come from a family of abuse will be abusive, or if the one or more of the paents drink, will be more apt to be a drinker also. Some children are able to slide away from the sbusive parent and become a respected loving parent.

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Children can develope kidney stones as well as adults. This can happen if your child consumes too mauch sodium, chocolate, nuts, tea (high in oxalate) that is found in kidney stones. Encourage them to drink plenty of water. limit sodium, which is found in lunch meats, frozen dinners,, fast food, snack foods and other convenient foods.

I didn't realize the time. I have to take my husband for a test in a few hours, sorry no joke tonight. I will have to sleep fast.

Remember my book: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK. ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7 Order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or call at 1-800-788-7654

Friday, November 6, 2009

colds and honey

Eat for the health of it.

The drugs nowadays are getting to the point where I am afraid to take anything. I just had a sinus infection and to get medication for that, by the time I got the medication, it was over with. Well almost. I am allergic to the filler in the generic drugs. What bugs me is that I took a generic pill for pain and I got hives in my stomach, so I took a generic allergy pill, and it worked. The hives went away but within a short time I could feel the hives again. I figure that the filler, in the allergy pill, is what caused them the second time. My only problem besides this is that I can get the name brand, but it costs several times more than the generic costs. On the one drug for pain was $204.00 a month, for the name brand, but the generic was only $6.00. How can that be? They claim that the drug is the same but the filler is different or has different additives.

I really feel that I am ready to find me a homeopathic doctor or an herbalist. This is very scarey for me when I take a pill and I don't know what it is going to do to me. I always wondered if over the counter medicaton was pretty safe, but I am not sure about that either so that is why I am sticking with the drug for now. I feel that the druggest could at least keep an eye on what else I am taking to make sure they don't mix drugs that don't get along.

This is it for tonight, I have a book signing tomorrow at Southview High School, on Sylvania Avenue, in Sylvania, Ohio. Hopefully, I will have more time tomorrow night.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Good eating habits start at home.

Eat for the health of it.

With a busy schedule people have these days, it's really hard to always eat together. It takes both parents sometimes to get the kids to practice, with one going to play basketball and the other has soccer, then there is track and football, etc. If you start at a young age and let the kids know that you expect them to help a bit around the house and getting meals ready, help with the laundry, take out the trash. That way they know what it's all about when they have to cook. And it does mom and dad some good too if they can just go out by themselves now and then. It prepares the kids for their future.

But the most important thing about this whole thing is that you get to spend that time together and years from now you will look back and cherish that. I had five brothers and five sisters and you can imagine what table size that was. We had fun and we all still remember those days, and it's fun now to get together at a family reunion and tell tales about each other, some may be a little blown out of proportion but it is always so much fun.

Kids that are taught to cook at home are more apt to eat healthier also and it sticks with them through life. I cannot see where anyone thinks that buying prepackaged foods makes them easier to fix. If you buy everything out of the freezer you still have to read the directions and you still have to cook it. I don't even like to rummage through the freezer looking for a package of meat or whatever else there is in there. At least once a week have a fresh cooked meal. Stop by the market and buy that speacial meat and if you don't have the potatoes, lettuce and other vegetables, you'll have to get them too. Just give the kids a job to help clean everything and get it ready. Wala!!
I bought some of those frozen foods but not very often because you still have to read the directions and put it in another container and you have to watch it so it doesn't over bake and you still have the mess to clean up. Well, isn't that what you do with fresh foods? And doesn't the fresh foods taste a whole lot better? I thought so.

If you learned to cook when you were younger, you crave for that good taste. And then when it is all natural, it's even better.

If you want to know more about all natural cooking, please try my all natural cookbook. GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7. If you would like to order plese order at www.dorrancepublishing.com
Or you may call at: 1-800-788-7654 or order at: Amazonbooks.com

Another book you may like to read is: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts
ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 You may order at: www.wheatmark.com Or at: Abebooks.com or at: Amazonbooks.com It is truly a very good book to read. It is a true story but it is listed as a fiction because the names were changed to protect the innocent.

Laughter is healthy:Things you shouldn't say if you are stopped by a police officer.

"You must have been driving 125 MPH if you were keeping up with me."

"I can't find my license, can you hold my beer?"

If an officer says "Your eyes are red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't say, "Your eyes are glazed, have you benn eating doughnuts?"

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

A caution to food standards

Eat for the health of it.

Have you ever wondered why sometimes your child seems to be a little more hyperactive? It has often been questioned as to whether food coloring and other additives like sodium bezoate was causing hyperactivity. A six week study was done in other countries.
Kids were divided into groups and they were fed foods and drinks with sodium benzoate, artificial food coloring and other food additives. These concoctions were similer to most commercially available drinks, and the amounts of additives were also similer. The results of the study showed that children that were given the food with the additives were more hyper than the ones without. They also showed a shorter attention span. Other studies have shown that sodium benzoate has been linked to cell damage and it increases the risk of cancer.
Sodium bezoate is found in many drinks. Another bad additive is food coloring. And if you take a good look at these little round candy coated buttons, they must use a lot of coloring to make them that brillient. I don't think they would have to make them that bright and I am sure the kids would eat them any color they are.
You noticed that these studies were done in other countries, maybe they have done them here to but the ones that I read about were done in England and the British governments Food Standards Agency.

How do these people sleep at night when they can knowingly add cancer causing agents and other health problems caused by these agents in our food?

I would like for you to try my all natural cookbook: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7 You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com Or at: 1-800-788-7654 Or at: Amazonbooks.com

If you are looking for a great novel, why not try 'Under Obligation' ISBN#1-58736-601-0 Order at: www.wheatmark.com Or at: Amazonbooks.com Or Abebooks.com
THIS IS A TRUE STORY, ONE THAT YOU WON'T WANT TO PUT DOWN UNTIL IT IS FINISHED. IT IS LISTED AS A FICTION ONLY BECAUSE THE NAMES WERE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT.

Laughter is healthy: The bagpiper:

A bagpiper was asked to play at the funeral of a homeless man who had no family and no friends. The funeral was to be held at the cemetery in a remote countryside and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.
He was not familiar with the backwoods area. He became lost and being a tipical man as he was, would not ask for directions. He came upon a crew that was working, digging up the sod and he realized he was late because the hearse was gone and the cement vault was already in place. The man appologized for his tardiness and explained why he was late. He stepped to the edge of the dug up area and began to play. The men gathered around while he played four songs. The men were so taken in by the beauty of the pipe playing, they began to weep.

As he opened his car door to put his bagpipes in the back seat, he heard the men talking," Sweet Jeezuz, Mary and Joseph, I ain't never seen nothin' like that before and I have been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

Mind over matter

Eat for the health of it.

Stress and anger can cause a person to become very ill if they cannot deal with their problems, that is why couples should divorce if they cannot get along. Fighting not only ruins their lives but their children's lives too, if they ever stopped fighting long enough to have any.

Sadly enough though, it is usually after they have children that the fights start because they still want to go out and they cannot hire a baby sitter and go out so the husband usually is the one to go out or even if they take turns going out then the jealousy starts if the one stayed out longer than the other etc.

And then, they stay together for the childrens sake or they feel it is easier to stay together. If they stay together,they should have counseling, they cannot afford that either so it is right back to square one, when they fight all the time it causes the stress and anger. And then that stress and anger can cause all types of illness, because the stress will cause poor eating habits in the parents and the children. You can even have some stress when you have an important appointment and that can cause you to skip lunch and that is such a small thing compared to living in a bad realationship day after day.

If you don't get along, you should part and go your separate ways, because you are ruining your life, your spouses life and your children's lives. And if you take your problems home, you could even put a lot of stress on your parents. Sometimes parents can be helpful too if you ask for help.

You might laugh but good all natural foods can play a big part in peoples lives because the foods that they have out right now are full of chemicals and that can have a punch on how a person's body accepts these chemicals. The chemicals that they put in food nowadays can cause any number of problems, from chronic illnesses to mental disturbances to cancer and skin disorders and allergies etc.

If you would like to know about all natural cooking, please try my all natural cookbook:GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7 You may order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or call : 1-800-788-7654
or you may order at: Amazonbooks.com

If you are looking for a good book to read, please try 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN#1-58736-601-0. You may order at: www.wheatmark.com Or at: Abebooks.com Or at: Amazonbooks.com This story is a true life happening; it is listed as fiction only because the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Laughter is healthy:A tad of Irish humor:

A married Irishman went into the confessional and told the priest,"I almost had an affair with another woman."

The priest asked,"What do you mean, you almost?"

"Well, father, we met at this motel and we got in the room and I thought of my wife and,I just couldn't carry on."

The priest explained to the Irishman, "It really doesn't matter that you didn't finish what you started. You had the desire and you attempted to do what you went to the motel for, then you changed your mind so you have still sinned."

"Even if I didn't go all the way?"

"Yes, and you are not to see this woman again. For your penance, you say 5 Hail Mary's and put $50.00 in the Poor box."

The Irishman left the confessional, knelt down and said his prayers then walked toward the Poor box. He paused for a moment and started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him and said,"You didn't put the money in the Poor box."

The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I did think about it and I almost did, and according to you, it's the same as doing it."

Monday, November 2, 2009

Homeopathy

Eat for the health of it.

Homeopathy, has been around for many years. As a matter of fact, it's older than Hippocrates. In Great Brittain, the Royal family has used Homeopathic treatments since the time of Queen Victoria. Homeopathy was popular in America, in the 19th century, when conventional doctors treated their patients with bloodletting and leeches. Mostly the elite were treated by homeopathic remedies. But before using the homeopathic method, be sure to talk to someone that understands it. I feel that it is going back to the old ways because there are so many drugs now that I cannot understand how any pharmacist can tell which is for what. I am sure that they have to look them up at to make sure. And you have to be careful not to mix the wrong drugs together but with the natural herbs and other healing plants, it didn't matter so much. You could make a brew that would cover different things.

From the beginning of time, the earth had everything we needed to live. We had food that grew wild as well as plants with herbal that had healing powers. Although some people think that everything was just here but I am sure that most people know that God gave us the earth and everything we needed to live. But man has come along and made medicine from chemicals and has added chemical to our food, and spoiled our waters with chemicals. Ruined our fields with toxic sprays. I know we have to kill weeds and bugs but they make safe organic weed killers and bug sprays. It has just gotten out of hand, so now we are sick from our own food, that has been chemically treated.

You have to be very careful when you take a prescription drug, so it doesn't react with some other drug you are taking. Homeopathic patients heal faster than others do. I remember, as a child, we never went to the doctor unless it was a major dissaster. I had poison ivy so bad that I was swelled up all over; my face was huge and my arms were swollen and I had to hold them out away from my body. I had seeping lessions all over me.
The doctor gave me a little bottle of (tincture of poison ivy) and I had to take a few drops the first day and add a drop every day until I was taking 10 drops a day, then I took the ten drops a day for ten days and then backed off a drop per day at a time. It really worked. The doctor told me that being I was so sensitive to poison ivy, I would have to start in March and do the one drop at a time etc. It worked for me there too until one year I couldn't get it anymore. Being it was working, they took drops off the market and replaced it with a packet of ivy drops and you took these little jell capsuls filled with a few drops and each one had a few more drops and it was probably the same thing only with them being all measured out and in neat little capsuls, they naturally had to charge more for them and I felt they didn't work as well. If I remember correctly the drops I took at first were $1.38 a bottle and the new stuff in the capsuls were $20.00.

I kept getting this horrible poison ivy until someone had told me about a druggist in a nearby town that would make up a brew and he put it into two bottles. I had to drink a little of this concoction everyday until it was all gone. He had told me that if I drank all of it, that I would never get poison ivy again; I haven't had it since then. I only wished that I could get some more from him, for my son, who gets it every year.I know the druggest is dead but maybe he left his recipe.

I think eating all natural helps a lot with not catching colds as easy and other illnesses. I feel that your immune system is better.

I would like you to try my all natural cookbook: GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN# 0-8059-6286-7 Please order at www.dorrancepublishing.com Or at: Amazonbooks. com Or you can call at: 1-800-788-7654.

Also if you would like a good novel to read, try: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 1-58736-601-0 Order at: www.wheatmark.com or at: Amazonbooks.com or at: Abebooks.com

Laughter is healthy: Alter Boy:

An alter boy was going to confessions on Saturday and he said to the priest, "Father I have been with a loose woman."

"Is that you, Joey Panoa?"
"Yes, Father."
"And who was the girl you were with,Tina Mannette?"
"Father, I can't tell."
"Was it, Nina Cappelli?"
"I will never tell you. father."
"Well, then was it Cathy Perrianna?"
'My lips are sealed."
The preiest asked one more time,"Was it Rosa Diangelo?"
"Please father, I can't tell you."
The Priest Sighed with frustration then told Joey," I admire you for keeping the secret, but I still have to give you your penance. You cannot be alter boy for 4 months and behave yourself."
Joey gets back to his pew and his friend, Freddie Franko asks, " What did you get?"
Joey whispers, "I got 4 months vacation and 5 new leads."

Sunday, November 1, 2009

depression and stoach problems

Eat for the health of it.

If you are having a lot of burning in your stomach, don't use antacids too long, because they can cause confusion and even worse would be dementia, if you stay on them for a long time. You should go to the doctor but that's what I did and he prescribed antacids. I took the prescription strength at first and then I went to the, over the counter type. I cut down on my eating for one thing but after reading up on acid stomach and I found out that you need enzymes to help digest your food and radishes are a good source of enzymes. I eat them with my meal and it helps a lot. Another good thing to eat is Papaya, eat the fruit or you can buy the juice. The fruit is a very mild tasting almost like a cantelope. I like the juice best. I also drink a half glass of the health drink that I have in my Recipe Book at the bottom of this article. If it hadn't been for these three things that I learned about acid stomach, I would still be eating those antacids.

If your problem is more serious, like Anorexia, Bulimia,or binge eating and vomiting, you definately need to see a doctor. When you eat and force yourself to vomit you also lose Serotonin, which is very important to have. You can ask your doctor about taking St.John's Wort, fish oil and a multi vitamin, if you want to, because medication doesn't really help this disorder without going for some mental help also. If the doctor suggests a medication, ask if Perphenazine would be good for your particular condition.

Eating healthy helps everything: Please try my all natural cookbook:
GRANDMA'S BACK TO BASICS ALL NATURAL MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK ISBN#0-8059-6286-7
Order at: www.dorrancepublishing.com or at: 1-800-788-7654 or at: Amazonbooks.com
I also want to recommend a very good novel: 'Under Obligation' by Trishianna Rose Roberts ISBN# 58736-601-0 You may order at: www.wheatmark.com or at: Amazonbooks.com or at: Abebooks.com

Laughter is healthy: Just for a smile.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Out of my mind- back in five minutes.
A hangover is a wrath of grapes.
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
They call it PMS, because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
He who dies with the most toys, is nonetheless dead.